Kat Von D on Jesse James: He’s my 9th boyfriend, we’re in love, he’s ‘the one’

Two out of the four tabloids I turned my brain to happy mush reading this morning have a variation of the “Sandra betrayed!” story chronicling Jesse James and Kat Von D’s well-documented outing to a town called Fredricksburg outside Austin last weekend. They had photos of the two kissing goodbye at the airport, walking hand in hand down the street, and even riding on Jesse’s motorcycle together. It almost looked like they called the paps to tip them off. Here’s a roundup:

In Touch: Jesse Humiliates Sandra Again! While Sandra Bullock does humanitarian work in New Orleans, her ex Jesse James parades his new girlfriend around Sandra’s hometown… he’s now pouring salt in the wound by gallivanting around Austin with his new girlfriend.

Star: Jesse Flaunts His New Love It’s his cruelest cut yet. Jesse James brings his new girlfriend, Kat Von D, to Sandra Bullock’s adopted home of Austin, Texas – and kisses her all over town. How low can he go?

[From print editions, September 13, 2010]

I also read US Weekly and The National Enquirer, so I can’t speak for OK! or Life & Style, but I bet at least one of the other tabloids has a similar story about Jesse rubbing Kat in Sandra’s face. It doesn’t seem like Kat got the obvious memo that she should be discreet, though. These two went to to the opening of Kat’s “Wonderland” gallery together yesterday and they even happily posed on the red carpet and gave statements to the press about their relationship. Kat gushed about how awesome Jesse was, called him “the one” and said in a roundabout way that she loved him. Stoo-pid. For his part Jesse grunted in the affirmative as confirmation that they’re together.

“Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” Kat told PEOPLE at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood on Thursday.

Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is “The One” for her, she answered, “I believe he is, so yeah.”

As for how and when she first knew her feelings for James were so strong, she said, “Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don’t remember. But it was something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were.”

And although James recently finalized his divorce from Sandra Bullock after he admitted to cheating on her, Von D says the drama of his personal life didn’t cause her to hesitate.

“I stayed away from that as much as possible, and when we connected recently, it was such a positive thing,” she says. “It was just like, ‘Wow, I can’t believe I haven’t spent this much time with you the entire time I’ve known you.’ Now I’m just embracing it and enjoying it.”

James was a tad less verbose about the romance, but when asked if he’s happy, he replied, “Yes.”

So, what does he like best about Von D? “Everything,” said James.

[From People]

How cute – they bonded over Scrabble. Good luck with that fixer-upper Kat. The floor is rotting through and it needs a new roof. You may as well gut the whole thing and start over. (I have no idea how that analogy would apply to dating a douche, other than switching him out for a different guy in the same neighborhood.) Kat will figure out soon enough that cheetahs can’t cover their spots with tattoos. (Or whatever, that analogy/old adage also sucks. It’s Friday at least.)

Meanwhile Sandra hopefully doesn’t give a rat’s ass that James worked his pitiful act on a much less worthy chick. She’s at the top of her game and earned the cover of Entertainment Weekly in a triumphant pose with title “What’s next for Sandra!” Underneath the headline, she’s declared “the most powerful actress on the planet.” Eat that, tattoo artist reality star! Inside the issue, Ben Affleck says that almost every director and producer wants Sandra for their film. He’s quoted as saying “Every movie you hear about and every script I see, they say, ‘We’re going after Sandra Bullock for the woman.’” Good for her! I’m sure people will continue to have pity for her over her lovelife, but she’s made it clear she’s doing fine, thank you very much, and doesn’t need it. We’ll support you by going to see all your movies, Sandra!


Entertainment Weekly cover via CoverAwards Photo credit: Fayes Vision/WENN.com. Look at Kat trying to work a Herve Leger and failing miserably.





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  1. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Jeez. Well I gotta say is they are officially divorced and we knew this would happen. Kat has been all over his jock since the divorce. Sandra is gonna do great. Sandra is gonna rebound and huge. I am not a rom com person, I do like them but not enough to spend 12 dollars on a movie ticket, and wouldn’t waste money on going to see that stuff in theaters but Sandy is gonna be great. Sandra moved on with class and dignity nothing but good things are coming her way.

  2. bizzy says:

    So, what does he like best about Von D? “Everything,” said James.

    oh, i totally thought those two crazy kids were gonna make it work until he gave the standard “i can’t remember her fracking name, let alone any notable feature of her body, personality, or past” answer to that question.

  3. Praise St. Angie! says:

    sounds to me like Kat’s had a thing for him for a long time, if she’s this smitten after such a short time of actually being together. doesn’t bode well when one person is way more into the relationship than the other.

    I think he’s happy having someone similar to hang out with and have sex with, but I don’t think he feels as strongly about her as she does about him.

    and I think part of the attraction with having Kat visit in Austin IS for him to parade his new piece around…even if Bullock doesn’t see them together, word will get back to her that they’re in the city. I think Kat is a “place-holder” for him and if Bullock were to take him back he’d drop Kat faster than a hot potato.

    EDIT: bizzy, you make a great point. it wasn’t “the way she makes me laugh” or “her kindness to strangers” but some generic answer that lets him avoid anything specific.

  4. Ann says:

    Two wierd creepy people – they deserve each other. Just stay the heck away from Sandra and let her move on.

  5. malachais says:

    Can they just wipe that smug look off of their faces? UGH. Kat’s got talent but is so self-absorbed she’d rather talk about herself (all the time) and smear JJ in everyone’s face.

    @praise, I agree. He will drop her like the rest of them.

  6. jen says:

    They’re all together ooky, The Addams Family!

  7. Michelle says:

    Does she wear a wig? Her hair looks really weird!

  8. hapygoleslie says:

    she always looks dirty, he should purchase some pants that fit

  9. Lisa says:

    I used to like her—until she bit Corey in the ass. He’s a great friend and person and she blatantly disregarded him. And Jesse… He’s trash, and way too old for her. Gross.

  10. Lady Jane says:

    Girls covered in tatoos always look dirty. I mean literally, like they didn’t wash. Each to their own, but I don’t see the beauty in being a human doodle pad.

  11. Jesse James looks like such a hoodlum in those photos. Kat is too good for him – she’ll figure that out soon enough though.

  12. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    What I do not get, is why people cannot be alone for one minute after they break up with someone?! You are in a marriage or relationship for several years, you divorce/break-up and BAM! Back with someone new.

    The best time of my life was after a break-up. I spent time getting to know my real friends, my family AND myself again. The last thing I wanted was to jump into something new with someone else. It is creepy to me.

  13. DD says:

    I always thought JJ was gross before I knew about him, now I think he’s really gross. Can’t believe anyone would want to touch him after this. Guys still always find a bevy of women even after being such dirty jerks… I shouldn’t be surprised.

  14. annaloo says:

    EWWWW! Ink’s not even dry on the divorce papers, and look which one is dating again.

    I like Kat, I love seeing saavy business women– I really hope she understands what this guy is.. he’s a player and a liar, she’d be a fool to expect monogamy or commitment and I don’t see how she doesn’t see REBOUND written allover this. He played Sandra, he played that McGee chick, and I’m positive he’ll play her. He’s got no respect for women, and I HATE that he has a daughter.

    If she’s okay with that, then cool…but she really seems smitten more than he…it’s pretty obvious how one sided it is…. Photo assumption, photo assumption….I hate seeing when a smart woman is so DUMB about a man…especially when he is a total heel!

  15. jessica says:

    “I like my women a little on the trashy side”

  16. Marjalane says:

    So what’s this 40 year old man’s point in dressing like an 18 year old gang member? What does that mean? I also think her allover tats look like shit. Give up the “art” b.s.- it’s ugly!

  17. Katie says:

    I hope Kat knows that if given the opportunity to reconcile with Sandra, James would kick her to the curb in a heartbeat. He’s a dick and an opportunist.

  18. freckles says:

    “We’ll support you by going to see all your movies, Sandra!”

    Aaaand that’s why everyone in Hollywood wants her in their movie :)

  19. Lisa S says:

    Ughhh, yes, been seen here in Austin and also had a friend that saw them in Fredericksburg. Really wish he would go away. Also, is it just me….or does her voice sound like a guys and his a girls or what???

  20. Lady D says:

    “He’s the one.” I can only assume that Ms. Kat cannot read. Otherwise she’d run the other way.

  21. grazi says:

    I dont get the hate for KVD. I know people like Sandra, but liking her does not require hating the girl. She is in love with a douche, but that does not make her a bad person, as some people here are portraying her, or saying they deserve each other. We can say she is doing something stupid though. Btw, Sandra was also in love with the douch, but everybody feels sorry for her. i dont see much difference, cause i dont believe sandra was married this whole time and never noticed how her husband was.Women in love just dont wanna see it, or want to believe the guy is changing, idk. Who has never been in love with a douche?I have the feeling that some people are basing their judgement on the fact the girl has tattoos, which just demonstrates how full of prejudice people are. But, as they say, the war against prejudice is never ending.

  22. Delta Juliet says:

    I don’t understand why people are surprised by his “tasteless” behavior. I mean, really? Because he was super classy before?

    He’s a creep and she looks like his ideal woman. Perfect couple.

  23. Tia C says:

    The comments are cracking me up today. So many good ones! I agree that all over tattoos make a person look dirty. It’s certainly not an appealing look. Evidently it’s like catnip to Jesse James. Even though I feel life is too short to have many regrets, if I was Sandra Bullock I’d be SO embarrassed that I ever had anything to do with that loser. Sometimes we truly cannot help who we love. These two, however, look like a perfect match. A match made in TT heaven!

  24. *****Mya2sense says:

    YUK! That dress makes her look desperate. Her body doesn’t wear it well. To me, it seems she’s trying to convince herself more than anyone where she stands with the douche – 9 boyfriends? So, if that matters to her, why wouldn’t the parade of whores he’s had lately matter? People are only going to wait for them to fall apart because we know it’s going to happen. I would hate that kind of pressure, so good luck Kat on lowering your standards. Hope you don’t sacrifice to much of your ‘classy’ and ‘noble’ self to prove your love is real.

  25. telesma says:

    Meh. Two trashy, unattractive people, well matched. I’m sure there will be plenty of Jerry Springer worthy antics to read about with these two at some point in the near future.

  26. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    She is starting to look more and more like Rumer Willis. Not. a. good. thing.

  27. zoi wilson says:

    I always thought Kat was trashy. she looks like she crawled straight out of the trailer park. Jesse james is just plain gross with his past out in the open, so yea they do deserve eachother.

  28. NayNay says:

    Kat…. you are just his recent cheap trick. You will be replaced with a newer version soon.

  29. Sandy says:

    That woman has ink for brains.

  30. lilred says:

    First the dress is just BAD.
    Is it just me or does she look like Michael Jackson in that second Pic with them holding hands?

  31. California Surfer says:

    At least JJ and KVD will never have to purchase costumes for Halloween!

  32. Caoilfhionn says:

    Well for what it is worth she was married before to tattoo artist Oliver Peck. They got divorced about the time she started LA Ink. There where rumors of cheating on her part. she ran a tattoo parlor with her former husband in TX. she has ties to that state already so she’s not going to feel awkward even if she should. Seems to me she and Jessie might have a lot in common.

  33. TriedTru says:

    @Lisa – if you think she treated Corey bad, you should see what she did to Ami James (Miami Ink).

  34. Bored@Work says:

    Seems more his type anyway. Dirty looking pair..

  35. Moreaces says:

    He truely does look like sleaz wrapped around scum, He must have really loved the heck out of Sandra,, he went,, What 3 months before finding a new love.. Lucky, lucky Sandra…

  36. Stronzilla says:

    WTF? Does she have a tattoo of a scrabble board on her somewhere too? Because otherwise I just can’t see these two sitting down to a nice, intellectual game.

  37. ViktoryGin says:

    Why f*ck the cheap imitation when I can bang the real thing?

    I imagine that this is what’s going through his head, because he OBVIOUSLY has a type. I hope that she understands that she’s replaceable.

    I’m sure she’s used to lowlifes like him given her lifestlye, but this is just stupid, stupid, stupid.

    I must say I’ve just recently purchased an eyeshadow palette from her Sephora makeup line, and I really dig it!

  38. Cinderella says:

    He looks so damn old next to her.

  39. Noname says:

    First of all, look at his face! He looks as if someone is holding a gun to his head and forcing him to take these pictures! Second of all, “she’s in love and he’s the one!”, this is a rebound because Nikki Sixx dumped her skank, famewhoring ass! I remember reading a quote she made about how she “never knew love like this” when she was dating Nikki Sixx! She’s in love with the idea of being in love and has major daddy issues!

  40. gillie says:

    i like tattoos, and have a couple myself. however, hers look cheap and tacky. dont know anything else about her other than whats presented in this article, but her tats are distractingly bad.

  41. Kelley says:

    Yuck … good luck with that !! NOT.

  42. lovelylaura says:

    Fluffy Kitten Tail – You are so, so right!

    When I first saw that pic of Kat I thought, “Wow, is that the love child of Demi and Bruce, before they married?” Of course, Rumer would kill to look that good, hee hee. :)

  43. Sassy says:

    Um, match made in heaven? Hell? They’re both icky.

    Why is it that these “celebs” can’t be alone for a while after a breakup? Especially the end of a marriage? I mean, god, they break up with someone and LOOKIE, I GOT A NEW PIECE within days/weeks. And it’s I’M IN LOVE, Y’ALL. Ugh.

    I give these two, six months, tops.

  44. Team Bethenny says:

    He looks catatonic; she looks clueless.

    Sucks to be the rebound.

  45. Lisa says:

    @TriedTru…You are right.. she was a douche to Ami… I loved that guy.. always was the real deal… She only cares about her… that is for sure…

  46. craigc says:

    Ladies – what is it with this D O U C H E?
    Is this guy attractive? Seriously?
    Soooo ugly! looks inbread to me…

  47. Catherine says:

    He will love everything about her until he start doing some other skank, then we will see how long she puts up with it. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

  48. Jaisymaisy says:

    Those hideous tats are so trashy. Ugh.

  49. Praise St. Angie! says:

    MichaelK has a great description of them in these photos…

    (the whole write-up is great, in classic MK form, but…)

    Kat = “But maybe Kat Von D can take a few moments out from humping Vanilla Gorilla’s jock to go find a wig that doesn’t make her look like a biker bar hooker version of Lily Munster. That gutter ass wig was made to be snatched and donated to a family of rodents that need a home.”

    JJ = “And while Kat is doing that, maybe she can get Vanilla Gorilla’s stupid ass an outfit that doesn’t make him look like a vato abuelito who is doing it all wrong.”

    a vato abuelito!!!

  50. Lori says:

    I am completely obssessed about this story. Who is going to raise little Louis? Jesse , Kat AND Sandra? Ugh…Sandra seems so naieve to me. Why does she want to get involved w/ these kooks? ANd Kat is no good and seems so self absorbed on the show and treated Corey horribly…

  51. original kate says:

    she looks just like rumer willis! i thought he was dating her now, which would be aweome, because something tells me bruce would kick jesse’s racist ass. i would pay to see that. anyway, these two are just vomit worthy. so mazel tov!

  52. Taya says:

    Kat is just so trashy and gross. JJ is her 9th boyfriend. In other words, this is the 9th guy that has been with her more than a week and the other hundred were just one night stands. 100% whore, through and through.

  53. Jane says:

    Just lost all respect for her. She has issues.

  54. Katalina76 says:

    All I know is he looks miserable. And she must be crazy if she thinks her Rumer Willis looking ass is anything more than a distraction to him. He ruined his life by banging a parade of gutter sluts, and will most likely always be in love with Sandy.

  55. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    For burnouts…
    And bigotry!

  56. Bodhi says:

    I don’t why I bother reading all the comments on any of theses stories… all the tattoo hating makes me crazy! I understand that not everyone likes tattoos, but disliking them doesn’t make them trashy or any less of an art form. :bangs head against a wall:

  57. julbug says:

    What happened with her and Nikki Sixx? The last time I saw her show she was still with him and they seemed so lovey dovey. I liked her when she was on Miami Ink, but on her show now she’s just so…blech. I watch it with my son because he’s an artist and we comment on some of the tatoos. Don’t know if I’ll be watching anymore if she’s flaunting that piece of crap d-bag. CAN NOT STAND HIM.

  58. Lisa says:

    @BODHI, you are right not all people who have tattoos are trashy. I have three and I dont live my life like this. My favorite saying is those who have tattoos do not care if you have them or not, those who dont have them care if you do.

    Double standard..

  59. irl says:

    cheeses h almighty that’s an assault on my eyes. They are disgusting enuf alone but together. . .you can triple the nasty, gross factor. Think they need attention much?
    I agree with others above that she must of had a thing for him for a while and that she’s a rebound. Some rebounds last a long time tho’. . .the really dysfunctional people will even getting married (for wrong reasons) then divorced. I also agree she must have some daddy issues to fall in love so quickly with this particular older man – whose a known cheater. . .not a cheater on girlfriends but his wife. . big difference and says a lot about his daddy/mommy issues as well.
    I bet Sandra is very happy that he hooked up with her, it could have been any “her”, but simply so she doesn’t have to hear any more about how he was gonna do “every thing to win her back”. Sandra no longer has to answer those type of questions about JJ moving to Austin and “if they will get back together”. If I was in SB’s shoes I know that alone would be a load off my plate, knowing I wouldn’t have to deal with his bullshit any more. Kat’s problem now sister! high five’s all ’round”

  60. Missfit says:

    Yes,I agree that she SHOULDN’T be with him, but then again, she’s a big girl and HAS dated several guys…and 9 dudes for that age is a lot, so I don’t know why she’s saying “only 9 bfs” lol. Maybe at this stage, the number should be on one hand,lol. I liked her husband from when she was on Miami Ink, he looked like a really good guy and good to her. I liked her better then as well, she seemed more real and had more meat on her bones, like she actually ate,lol. I think she IS a very beautiful girl and good at being in business. I hope she didn’t let fame get to her head? However, I don’t think all people with tattoos are “trashy” or dirty. I have been in public and walked passed people who seemed to have not showered or washed their ass in days, and they were not full of tatts. Just sayin. It’s funny how that last skank was such a Kat wannabe, and now he’s actually with her,lol. He does NOT look happy here…he looks like…(“Hmm, really???) lol

  61. 6 says:

    Who cares about the tats, wasn’t he just professing his love for Sandra like 4-5 months ago? So much that he had to enter some kind of rehab. This is far more weird and atrocious(sp) than any tat.

  62. Lola says:

    out of curiousity i went and looked this up. Remember ORBI?

    here’s something indicative of how long JJ will last:

    Ok, here it is, just because we promised we’d give you HIS side of the story.

    Last week, we broke the news that LA Ink’s Kat Von D is now draped on the arm of a new man, Nikki Sixx. We also quoted the more salient points of Kat’s own MySpace blog post, explaining how she and the Motley Crue bassist eventually hooked up romantically after a lengthy friendship which, according to her, was already there before she even met Alex “Orbi” Orbison. In that same blog entry, LA Ink’s boss also clarified that she and Sixx began dating AFTER she and Orbi were already history. Well, here’s how her recently replaced former beau saw how things materialized. Read on for excerpts of his own MySpace post, from a letter he sent to his friend Sarah.

    “The only way I can look at her is like kaklinski, ”the ice man” – that assassin guy that has no feelings on the bio channel… and that she is like a parrot with no brain or emotion… repeating the same thing about love to every guy she meets – ‘It’s never been like this; we are soul mates; I love you more than anyone ever; this time is different’ and so on. I believed them all, hook line and sinker.”

    Orbi went on to write that he couldn’t believe he managed to pick her (presumably Kat) as the first person to place his faith in and give his heart to, after five years of single blessedness.

    “I hadn’t been in love for five years and this was the person I chose to trust!?? Hahahaha, I’m a f**king idiot,” Orbi wrote. “Oh well. I wasn’t the first and I’m not the last. Am I ok? Yes I am ok but I’m [in[ pain. But then again in six months my dog died, lost my job, grandmother died, and I fell in love with a psychopath that begged ME to ask to marry HER, then abused me and then fell in love with someone else in front of me,” he added with open candor and enough tinge of resentment.

  63. Jaxx says:

    Good, now maybe these two scum-bags will sink to the bottom of the pond where they belong.

  64. Jeri says:

    No one stays with Kat long do they? Whenever I hear she’s with someone they just broke up. Jesse just wants press, addicted to it now, thinks he’s da bomb.

    I think Sandra is doing great, like the saying: living well is the best revenge. But I don’t think Sandra wants revenge, just living her life with Louis and not looking back. Jesse’s recent behavior proves she was right to move on.

  65. LolaBella says:

    Wow she just ended her relationship with Nikki Sixx, he was just on Nightline (?) crying over the way he fucked up his marriage and now they’re together? Already?

    Hopefully this means he finally gets that Sandy does not want him back.

    These two do seem well suited.

  66. Mikunda says:

    whoa, she looks like a man! May be she WAS a MAN before? Not that there’s anything wrong with that… It’s just that her face looks a bit rough, like a man’s face…

    Well guess Jesse dude loves boys too, nothing bad about it…

  67. nanster says:

    “He’s the one” = kiss of death
    I give the relationship 3 months, tops.

  68. Linda says:

    god, imagine if these two had kids – probably be born with tatts :-p

  69. Jag says:

    Oh wow, if she’s a psychopath, too, I really hope they don’t have children. Just think of how scary they’d be.

    As for her tats, I like some of them, but to each their own. Those who hate tats so much, perhaps might want to do a little soul-searching about what else you judge so harshly? Maybe you wear or do things that other people don’t like as well. Just fyi, I don’t have any tats, but will eventually get one on each wrist.

  70. sally says:

    If that’s not a baby bump, she needs to lay off the salty snacks, seriously.

  71. oh hey says:

    Meh, Kat looks like a Bloomingdale’s version of Boobshit McGee in those pics. Hope she’s uses protection!

  72. Dhavy says:

    I want to know if she’s done something to her face, she looks like she can’t move anything except her lips and that’s barely!
    and does she have hair at all? she looks like she wears wigs all the time!

  73. canadianchick says:

    I wonder if Bombwhore McGonorrea is going to weigh in on this new couple.

  74. Truthzbetta says:

    Left: Ugly, dirty old tatted up ho.

    Right: Creepy ghosty face ugly dirt bag tat job seat filler.

    Together they look desperate for publicity and united in that cause, and they do both look older by their very union.

    Sandy must see these fame whores on her way to her bank(s) and laugh hard. If she even notices.

  75. owow says:

    They just ruined my second home :(

  76. gg says:

    The bandage dress is doing no favors for Ms. V.D.

    And as for him, he dresses like a 9-year-old who shops at Sears. His clothes embarrass me.

  77. Vicky Corday says:

    With the wig she seems to be trying to look like something she thinks he is looking for. A combination of Sandra + chest enhanced trailer park trash, and she succeeds. She looks like a cheap, really cheap, Sandra knock-off. And I believe that is exactly what he sees, because he looks miserable. He can look forward to a life of women coming up way short of the one he threw away, deservedly so.

  78. krys says:

    is she pregnant thats some belly…

  79. tiffany says:

    aww look at that the only reason kat doesnt not care about his past is because now she finally has a hold of him and she cna now spread her leggs to someone who is just like her. Jesse is white trash and always will be. Snadra is doing great andmoving on…cant wait till she finds a real man

  80. Jaderyn says:

    I agree that Kat treated Corey like crap. He kept asking her for time off and she just treated him like the newbie worker at Walmart, always letting other people do what they wanted because he was “her rock.” That’s what happens when you take someone for granted.
    Also, try not trolling around for someone else’s trash. You might end up looking more like a lady…..