Michaele Salahi of RHODC to pose nude in Playboy

White House party crasher Michaele Salahi, supposedly 44, is going to show off her starvation-maintained figure inside Playboy. Salahi, who claims to still have her natural boobs but to be open to plastic surgery, is going to go full frontal for the men’s magazine. I can’t imagine that there will be many people clamoring to see her naked. What is she known for other than being half of a scam artist team that weasled their way into the White House state dinner? Oh, there’s also that charity that she runs with her husband as a front for their shady business dealings.

Michaele Salahi is about to crash another party — the one in your pants — because TMZ has learned the “Real Housewives of D.C.” star is taking it all off for Playboy magazine.

And not just artsy “top half” naked — we’re talking full-frontal, birthday suit naked.

Salahi’s rep tells us the shoot will go down later this month — and Michaele is “very excited” about posing down.

We’re told Playboy honchos have not yet determined whether or not Salahi will get the cover … but she would “love it.”

[From TMZ]

This is somewhat better than putting out a sex tape Danielle Staub style, but it’s along the same lines. Salahi was called anorexic by another housewife on her show, which she claimed is untrue while admitting to a diet that consists of less than 900 calories a day. Here’s some validation for her starvation and whole fame-whoring existence in the pages of Playboy. I hope they’re not stupid enough to give her the cover, not that it means much lately. I didn’t know what the hell to say about this except to make fun of this woman, so I looked through the comments on HuffPo until I found some good ones. Here are my favorites:

I’d say this was a new low, but Playboy loves the notorious. Remember Darva Conger, Jessica Hahn, Rita Jenrette, Fannie Fox? I think the nadir was probably Faye Resnick, Nicole Brown Simpson’s “best friend”. Talk about cashing in on tragedy! – stagebandman

Playboy has added a 13th month to the calendar and Michaele Salahi gets to be Ms. Skanktember! Congratulations – prthatrocks

[From Huffington Post comments]

The last we heard about Michaele, her former personal assistant went on the record to tell Star Magazine what a slob her former employers were, describing their home as “almost like a hoarder’s house” with filth and papers laying all over. I guess she’s skanky in more ways than just the obvious.

Photo credit: In Touch Weekly


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23 Responses to “Michaele Salahi of RHODC to pose nude in Playboy”

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  1. Bella Mosley says:

    She is already too exposed. For goodness sake make this bimbo go away. I don’t watch her show – yet she is always in my face for some ridiculous antic.

  2. aenflex says:

    I feel bad for her. I have only watched maybe 5-6 episodes of this show, but she seems to be the least hateful of all the ladies. What’s that one woman’s name, the taller, thicker woman that looks like Mickey Rourke? Now that b*itch is scary. Scary in the face and scary in the mind. I could totally see her cutting a b*itch up for not filling her champagne glass enough or something.

  3. kelbear says:

    aenflex kudos to you for being able to watch that many of the DC Housewives. I am a fan of all the other Real Housewives but I can’t seem to get into the DC one.

  4. canadianchick says:


  5. Maybe this is her way of giving back to the world? I’d like to see it …

  6. Captaine says:

    Playboy might as well take pics of a flagpole draped in silk. You’d get the same result.

  7. nanster says:

    She looks very pretty until you see the close-ups, then all you see is the crypt keeper!

  8. TeeTee says:

    YUP! they are broke. socialites my butt.

  9. Bodhi says:

    Oh.My.God. WHY is this stupid bitch “famous”? I swear the RHW shows are harbingers of the coming apocalypse.

  10. TrueLifeDiva says:

    I feel so sad for her. She’s a joke and doesn’t even know it. Homeless people are happier and more fulfilled than this famewhore. I usually laugh at the “Real Housewives”, but Missy S., Danielle S., and Kelley KB are giving me nightmares.

  11. Dhavy says:

    Yes just like I said, they all look like they worked as stripers and lived in trailers and they got rich by winning the lotto. If they have so much money, why do they all look so cheap and act as if they live in the middle of the ghetto?

    I think the only person that worships her is her husband. If they sell magazines, it is because he bought them all

  12. Kiska says:

    Hef is getting desperate for ho-bags. This is the end of Playboy.

  13. a says:

    yuck, she gives off a creepy vibe.

  14. DonaldW says:

    Michaele is hot.
    the haters are just jealous of her.
    she is hot and happy.

  15. original kate says:


  16. OhCamille! says:

    She’s a fraud. He’s a fraud. They live in a ranch house in Sterling. Virginia, not a winery. They owe everyone money, are a joke in DC & no one who’s anyone has anything to do with them. The episode this Thursday will show them accusing a child of stealing their car. It did not happen and is not true. Pure drama and no truth. The Bravo Network is frauding everyone by purporting these shows as real life. Shame that some people believe these idiots really live the way they are presented.
    People in DC know this show will be done after the 12 episodes are played and that will be the end of the Salahis.
    Hugh Hefner is desperate to save his aged empire and is traveling the same road as Bravo – Avenue Desperado

  17. OhCamille! says:

    @DonaldW: I didn’t read your post before I published mine or I would have called you out for being that skank herself.
    No one thinks she’s hot but her, so you have to be her. Get off this thread you fraud.

  18. wunderkindt says:

    Playboy is doing a senior citizens issue?

  19. Chris says:

    Congratulations Michaele it must be a tremendous honour for you. But remember with great power comes great responsibility so use your elevated status wisely, we’re all counting on you.

  20. voodoobetty says:

    Shot from a distance with a filter – that says it all. Seriously who is the target market for this?

  21. kim says:

    ewwwww! Who is she?? She is not attractive at all!!! Even Playboy doesnt have standards anymore apparantly.

  22. LBees says:

    Her ugly runs deep, yo. She looks okay from a distance, but from what her assistant says it seems like up close she’d be a big ol’ mess with smokey hair and yellow teeth. And brittle bones. YEUCH!

  23. gulfstreamgal says:

    Oh no…will it ever end??? CON ARTIST! The other poster was right…we are on the verge of the apocolypse. They are tore up from the floor up and this won’t last another season so I guess she/he (c’mon folks it is iffy)… is trying to pick up a few extra bucks….and nice try at the screen name Haggis Baggis. Everyone knows it is you. GO AWAY!!