George Clooney & Brad Pitt “prank” each other with male prostitutes (update)

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Any story with the words “George Clooney,” “Brad Pitt,” and “male escort” is going to be good. This one comes via Life & Style’s “Scene Queens” – they claim that Brad and George’s years-long prank-fest has gone to a whole new level. Allegedly, they’re paying male escorts in advance to “show up” on their film sets:

One perk to being an A-lister is being able to pull pranks on your famous friends that mere mortals could never get away with.

Life & Style’s Scene Queens have learned that the prank wars between Brad Pitt and George Clooney have escalated to where both men are spending thousands to one up each other.

Their latest practical joke is downright naughty!

“Brad and George are sending each other an endless stream of male escorts while each is on set,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “They will pay them in advance on a credit card to make sure the escort shows up.”

The battle between the two of them has been ongoing for years.

“A few years ago Brad offered a $1,000 to people to get them to pee in the vents George Clooney’s car,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “George came right back and offered $5,000 to pepper spray Brad’s car and paint it orange.”

[From Life & Style]

“…And that’s how Clooney met Canalis” – so the story goes. Brad paid Elisabetta by credit card, and Clooney fell in love. You know I’m right.

Honestly, though, I’ve always thought that Clooney was kind of in love with Brad. This is probably just Clooney’s way of broaching “the subject” with Brad. Buy him a male hooker, see what happens.

Update: Clooney’s rep tells GossipCop that none of these pranks are accurate. He said “not one of those pranks is true.” He probably added “amateurs” under his breath. Their real pranks are probably much worse.

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  1. carrie says:

    they have too many money and not enough real friends

  2. Girafe99 says:

    “Buy him a male hooker, see what happens”. Testing the waters first?

  3. Katie says:

    Over time I have come to believe that the rumors about Clooney being gay are true. Or perhaps he’s sort of asexual, but doesn’t want to be thought of as gay? I bet Clooney thinks Brad’s life surrounded by a thousand kids is his version of hell.

  4. Aqua says:

    He pulls pranks like this and wonders why their are gay rumors about him?
    He clearly doesn’t care about the rumors.

  5. Missfit says:

    LMAO I bet those male prostitutes really thought they were going to gets some ass from Brad and George! I hope they are not pulling a Jon Travolta.

  6. Maritza says:

    Yeah, it’s hard to believe that with all the women Clooney has dated there hasn’t been a goldigger to claim he is the father of her child. Maybe he had a vasectomy?

  7. lucy2 says:

    “…And that’s how Clooney met Canalis”
    That, dear Kaiser, was awesome.

  8. gaga says:

    you know what they say about jokes… there’s always an ounce of truth in them

  9. Annie says:

    I must be the only person on this site that doesn’t get a gay vibe from Clooney at all. I mean, ZERO gay vibe!

  10. Raven Sparrow says:

    Love these two!!! They seem like really good pals. I never got the whole “George is gay” thing. He seems really into women to me.

    And I think Maritza’s right, he’s always said no to having kids and the way he carefully handles his relationships you just know he’s had a vasectomy!

  11. Super Sleuth says:

    LMAO Kaiser!!!

  12. Kelly says:

    I’m probably alone in this, but I feel sorry for the escorts in some strange way. I know they’re paid and everything, but I think it’s kind of tacky to use people as the butt of a joke in that way.

  13. SammyHammy says:

    “you know what they say about jokes… there’s always an ounce of truth in them”

    Really? Who says that? I’ve never heard that about jokes.

  14. serena says:

    LoooooL.
    I love them together. (oh I’m talking about Brad & George of course).

  15. viper says:

    Eh leave cloonie alone the dude is just fine. He cares nto for the insignificant and gets a luagh.

  16. Zellie says:

    Glad I’m not the only one, Kelly. I understand pulling a prank on someone else… but to actually *be* a prank? That’s got to be a lousy feeling, even if you did get your pay.

  17. Raven Sparrow says:

    Actually Kelly, don’t feel too bad for them, first, the joke’s not on them and they’re being paid to do nothing but show up and secondly, they’re adults who know exactly what they are doing for a living and decide to do it anyway.

  18. Moi says:

    I think Elisabetta was George’s favorite boyfriend, and it just took a while to grow out her hair and get a boob job so that George could parade her around town. Use your fingers to cover up her hair- that is a MAN.

  19. RHONYC says:

    by ‘prank’…do they mean ‘shower’ or ‘gift’ each other? hmmmm…

    how u doin?

    lmao!!! 🙂

  20. Praise St. Angie! says:

    yeah, I also don’t get the gay vibe off of Clooney.

    he’s just living his life the way LOTS of former (and current) hollywood stars do. (think Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, etc…) They like women, and want to date a variety of them.

    to Kelly…while I DO agree it’s not nice to make someone else the butt of the joke, it’s certainly possible that the escort is in on the joke.

  21. Aqua says:

    If you look at the CB post the one with the people cover on it George and Elly are on it. I don’t think he’s gay.

  22. Jeannified says:

    Yes< I have always thought that Elizabetta looks ver masculine!

  23. Kelly says:

    Eh – maybe Raven Sparrow and St. Angie are right, that the escorts are in on the joke. I still think their “pranks” are pretty mean-spirited. I did like their “toe-tapping” spoof video from way back when. Although that also (obviously) had a homophobic theme. Really, WTF?

  24. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @Annie, I dont get the gay vibe from him either…

    Kaiser, I want to take the time to tell you that since I found this website, I have done nothing but laugh and laugh at your awesome writing. You are the bomb! I’m addicted!

    Also, still think Eli is ugly as hell.

  25. Fedup says:

    Boy, another few years and she’s going to start looking like Iggy Pop!

  26. Dan says:

    There have been number of BIs all pointing towards Clooney being gay and living with his boyfriend in Italy.

  27. mslewis says:

    So, where are the pics of these “escorts” on the set of these movies? Where is the pic of Brad’s car painted orange? Why is it that this ragmag is the only one who knows about these so-called pranks?

    Sure, Brad and George play practical jokes on each other. For years they have played relatively harmless practical jokes on each other. And George was notorious for playing practical jokes on his castmates on ER; everybody knew that. They were harmless and, according to the cast, funny. Why does no one but this rag know about these new rounds of pranks?

    I say this is all made up by this rag.

  28. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @Dan, where are the photos and evidence? I just dont buy it.

  29. Hollowdoll says:

    I knew it! Canalis is a hermaphrodite. What’s a little foreplay between boyfriends. Brad and George make a fabulous couple.

  30. wunderkindt says:

    George wants Brad!

  31. Moreaces says:

    I really do think that Georgey is inlove with Brad,, Brad actually is much prettier than his lady friend.

  32. devilgirl says:

    LOLOLOLOLOL! NOT! *eye roll*

  33. Moreaces says:

    Fedup:
    Boy, another few years and she’s going to start looking like Iggy Pop!

    ========
    Good eye

  34. Tar says:

    “prank” huh? Is that what they’re calling it these days ….

  35. Bella Bella says:

    Clooney/Canalis reminds me of the Nip/Tuck story line with Famke Janssen and Alec Baldwin.

    ohhhhhh!!!!! Speaking of Nip/Tuck can we have some Julian McMahon for HGF? That’s one hot bitch.

  36. yes says:

    the ugly tatued cocked italian tranny is the proof that George likes men!
    he probably knew him under the Hollywood night club tables!

  37. Sigh. says:

    Dunno about the “gay thing,” but I agree with the others who say Pitt and Clooney do make for a lovely and attractive couple…

    If I was AJ or EC, I’d be a little jealous. Or may be not. They both strike me as the types that would at least watch, if not initiate and/or participate.

    Imjustsayin’…

  38. Ricci says:

    I also dont see a gay vibe with Clooney . hmm

  39. jane16 says:

    “And thats how Clooney met Canalis” kaiser, hilarious!!! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

  40. TeeTee says:

    George’s chick WAS a man–look at that face!! and neck–wonder if she got rid of her plumbing???

    or does GC like the horses to be around.

    LOL

  41. Justez says:

    I laughed so hard I nearly cried readin this article!

  42. jane16 says:

    “prank each other with male prostitutes”…or Gift each other with male prostitutes??? The jury’s still out with these two. They would make a charming couple.

  43. Crash2GO2 says:

    Aren’t those too just so precious (Brad and George that is).

  44. Tiffany says:

    Is is strange to say that from the header photo that I want to see Brad and George do very naughty things to one another. Really, am I freaky?

  45. lu says:

    @carrie
    You nailed it. I don’t think they are real friends, i highly doubt that celebrities have real friends.
    LOL at the Canalis comment.

  46. BethL says:

    Maybe my memories too good but I know I’ve heard this story before. It’s annoying how tabloids keep recycling old stories.

  47. Cherry says:

    I don’t think these two are good at pranks. Aren’t they supposed to be funny?

  48. Camille says:

    😆 Kaiser, I think you might be right lol.
    I doubt this story is true though.

    Fedup: Yes there is something kind of there, much like how EC said that Jen Aniston looked like Iggy Pop. Maybe Jen and Eli are sisters? They both have a ‘manish’/Iggy Pop look to them. 😆

  49. Aqua says:

    O.K. I’m waiting for an official “tell all” book to come out about these two.Lol.
    I think true friends are hard to come by in Hollywood because you don’t really know who you can trust.

  50. Ruffian9 says:

    “…And that’s how Clooney met Canalis”

    That’s perfect. I’d actually buy that.

  51. 6 says:

    They need to grow up. Their joking just seems pretentious. I hate to say it but Elisabetta does look manly sometimes.

  52. Ms T says:

    This sounds like spin-control to me. So, when some escort decides to blab to the press about his encounters, the stars have plausible deniability. It was a prank. Ha. Ha.

  53. Kloops says:

    Don’t think GC is gay but do think he is so kinky that he has professional girlfriends who are contractually obligated to keep their mouths shut. Also think he’s had a vasectomy.

  54. Shay says:

    Brad and George make a great couple 😉

  55. Once again, George’s publicist runs out doing damage control. Interesting what the Clooney rep denies and what goes by without comment (stories about the gf).

    From Gossip Cop:

    George Clooney Tells Gossip Cop That Supposed Prank War with Brad Pitt is Not True
    7:05 pm, September 29th, 2010

    Everyone knows that George Clooney loves to prank his friends, and that Brad Pitt and other stars are often his target.

    But Life & Style got a little carried away describing an intense practical joke war between the A-list buddies.

    The magazine claims that Pitt offered $1,000 to get someone to urinate in the vents of Clooney’s car, and that Clooney made a cash offer in exchange for pepper-spraying Pitt’s car and painting it orange.

    But the wackiest part of the story concerns the two buddies paying for some nighttime companionship.

    “Brad and George track each other down on their individual sets and send an endless stream of male escorts to each other’s hotel rooms,” an “insider” tells the tabloid.

    This latest gag “even made us blush,” admits Life & Style.

    We should hope so.

    Because it never happened.

    In fact, Clooney tells Gossip Cop — via his spokesman — that “not one of those pranks is true.”

    As is often the case, Life & Style pulls the biggest joke of all.

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