Kevin Jonas will soon prove to the world that he had sex with a woman


As the only married Jonas brother, you would think that Kevin has quite a weight on his shoulders. He openly discussed waiting to have sex until he was married, and as soon as he got married (around Christmas of last year), everyone started making jokes about how Kevin was probably really, really disappointed with sex with his wife. Plus, there’s the little thing of his wife not letting him share a bed with her – because he snores! But she doesn’t make him move – she is the one to go to the guest room to sleep! Just think, you’ve waited all that time to have sex with your wife, you finally marry the girl of your dreams, and she gets up in the middle of the night, every night, to sleep in the other room. Ah, well.

So it’s really a miracle that Kevin might have gotten her pregnant – but that’s what In Touch Weekly is claiming, sort of. According to their sources, Kevin and his wife Danielle were shopping for pregnancy tests. My guess: they were probably shopping for that “whore” (Mama Jonas’ word) that Joe is dating (Ashley Greene, who does NOT wear a promise ring).

Are newlyweds Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa about to become parents? An eyewitness spotted the happy couple at a Rite Aid pharmacy in West Hollywood on September 16 — and they were buying a home pregnancy test!

A friend has revealed that for Kevin and Danielle, a baby wouldn’t be out of the question, even though they’ve only been married for nine months.

“They’re mature for their age, and they want to start a family,” a friend says. “They’d consider it a major blessing if Danielle was pregnant.”

Kevin, 22, and Danielle, 23, had a spectacular wedding last December at Oheka Castle on Long Island, N.Y. And, of course, in 2008, the singer famously told Details magazine that he would wait until marriage to have sex.

[From In Touch Weekly]

If Danielle is knocked up, good for her. I’ll bet she thought Kevin’s snoring was the best birth control ever, but the joke’s on her! And now Kevin is able to prove to the world that yes, he did have sex. Unless people start questioning whether he and Danielle had fertility problems… but I doubt it. They’re young, they’re in love, and Danielle managed to get pregnant in the guest room. Good for them.



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  1. PsychicEyes says:

    He’s still gay in my books.

  2. Relli says:

    She does not like kissing him obvs, the look on her face says it all!

  3. Manda3 says:

    She is weird looking to me. Her nose? Is it her eyes are to close together. I don’t like her or him really. He isn’t any better looking.

  4. EllenP says:

    I think he’s extremely Unattractive. Don’t care for his brothers’ looks either.

  5. MymaJane says:

    She looks like a slightly uglier version of Vienna Girardi.

  6. yuk says:

    doesnt look like she enjoys kissing him!! they both look weird lmao

  7. manda says:

    It’s just sad that she leaves the bed because he snores. My hubby snores, and I’m used to it, I don’t hear a thing. My friend’s hubby snores, and she wears ear plugs. She sounds like a brat to me.

  8. danielle says:

    She’s not gorgeous, but I find it oddly endearing that he married a non-beauty queen. They seem genuinely in love. And I think Joe’s the gay Jonas.

  9. z says:

    I second Danielle. It is refreshing that he married a kind of girl-next-door type. She looks like a nice girl.

  10. Alarmjaguar says:

    I don’t know, if my husband snored it would drive me crazy as I’m an incredibly light sleeper. I sympathize.

  11. Tigger says:

    Wow, so funny how the people who are quick to judge others looks are probably insecure about theirs.

    C’mon. She’s pretty, and when your inlove looks don’t really matter.

    Don’t really care for him, but good for them, they look happy.

  12. Wicked SteppMom says:

    I have horrible insomnia & am also a very light sleeper when I finally do fall asleep, so the slightest noise wakes me up-then it takes me forever to fall asleep again. My hubs also happens to snore like a freight train. I use earplugs sometimes, but sometimes one of us goes to another room-usually me, since I’m the one who has woken up…I mean, why would I wake up my sleeping spouse & make him move when I’m already awake & can just as easily move?! I see nothing so remarkable about the fact that his wife sleeps in another room so that they can both get a good night’s sleep…LOTS of couples do this.

  13. lucy2 says:

    I can’t stand loud snoring, I’d move to another room too. It’s a lot better than the effects of getting no sleep!
    I never noticed before what a pudgy baby face he has.
    Aren’t the Jonas 15 minutes about up? Please?

  14. bubbles says:

    before I even read the fine print i looked at the first picture of them and thought “holy shit, I hope these two never reproduce. that genepool combined could be fatal” and Lord and Behold…

  15. DetRiotgirl says:

    My parents sleep on separate floors because of my dad’s snoring. It’s honestly so loud, if you walk by the stairs leading up to his room at night, you can actually hear it a downstairs! However, this has not stopped my parents from having a generally happy, loving marriage (43 years and still going strong!) or from producing a perfectly normal (ok, maybe only marginally normal) child.

    I think these two look like a pretty solid couple. I wish them well!

    PS does anyone else his wife kind of looks like some weird cross between Vienna from the bachelor and Halie Duff? I know someone else already mentioned Vienna… But, I definitely think she’s got Duff’s dental genes (or dental impants…. Whichever).

  16. Shannon says:

    I don’t understand anyone who would intentionally start having children at their age in 2010. I love being young and without kids and doing whatever I want, there’s PLENTY of time for them to mature, gain some life experience, then have children in 5-10 years.

    They must not believe in birth control either. Sigh.

  17. Alisha says:

    I dont know how he would manage to get anyone pregnant judging from how tight his jeans are all the time!!

  18. CB Rawks says:


  19. truthzbetta says:

    Sex, sure, I’ll buy that. But define woman.

    Tight pants and long hair prove nothing, look at the Jerry Seinfeldian masculinity of the horse face.

    Kid’s famous so he does have options, and every time I see “her,” “she” doesn’t dress like “she” uses “her” brains for a living so we’re kinda obligated to comment.

  20. miss c says:

    um…that picture of them “kissing” says it all. if she’s pregnant, it’s not by him.

  21. CB Rawks says:

    I go to the spare room when my hubster is being a freight train. It’s infinitely better for both of us than me kicking him in the back. 🙂

  22. truthzbetta says:

    The homely kid and his unattractive husband reminded me of something, where do we request Hot Guys for the list?

    Jared Leto is conspicuous by his hot absence. And you never see him! It’s painful.

  23. guesty says:

    her expression!!!!! hahahahaha.

  24. Dawn says:

    @Danielle, I love how it started off nice and you threw in your gay opinion is that there is no way that Joe is gonna be wearing that ring after a few more months with that whore Ashley..either that or your gaydar is dead on and he is trying to make everyone think he’s banging the hell out of her so they don’t know he’s gay.

  25. abby says:

    I think she kinda looks like the girl that plays Lily on “The Young and the Restless”.

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