Star Magazine has another dumb pregnancy story about Angelina Jolie. Apparently, someone caught a photo of her in Budapest when she wasn’t wearing that huge fluffy parka, and they saw a “bump.” I looked through the many photos of Jolie over the past few weeks, and I don’t really see anything in the bump area, although in a few shots her boobs look slightly bigger. But that’s not the point. The point is that Angelina is totally pregnant and Star Magazine can tell because Brad is being is really nice to her. You know, because there are photos of them kissing this week, so people aren’t going to buy that Brad is still making sad, drunken calls to Jennifer Aniston’s womb, I guess. Unless Brad was just kissing Angelina in between making dirty sexts to the gerbils.

Guess who else is pregnant but not really? Angelina Jolie. There’s even a patented picture of her abdomen with an arrow and the word “baby bump.” Of course, the editors cover their asses by adding a question mark. But a source says: “Brad has been strutting around like a proud peacock with a big grin on his face.” And the mag claims that’s why Brad and Angie have been so lovey-dovey: “When Angie is pregnant, Brad treats her like gold.”

[From Star Magazine via Jezebel]

It used to be that we would tell girls that could get pregnant by sitting on a wet towel. Now we tell girls that they could pregnant if a boy is nice to them, I guess. Anyway, I guess that the new tabloid rule is for every ten stories about Brad and Angelina splitting up, you’ve got to throw in one about a pregnancy or adoption. What’s also weird is that I would totally buy the idea of another Jolie-Pitt pregnancy, but because it’s Star, I don’t.

This is Angelina telling us that she won’t stop until she has this many babies:

Photos of Angelina in Budapest, courtesy of WENN, Fame and Bauer-Griffin.