“Raccoon McPantless takes the sludge off of her eyes, looks worse” links

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Taylor Momsen changes her raccoon makeup to a pink panda. [Celebuzz]
Snooki hasn‘t gotten laid in a while. [PopBytes]
Adam Lambert makes out with a local. [Evil Beet]
Review of Paranormal Activity 2. Scary! [Pajiba]
Antoine “They Rapin‘ E‘rrybody” Dodson at Millions of Milkshakes. [Dlisted]
Shock! Paris Hilton is slutty for Halloween. [A Socialite Life]
I could totally see Carey Mulligan & Ryan Gosling hooking up. [LaineyGossip]
Sean Penn is still playing that sad old rock star character. [Yeeah]
Is that Snooki‘s mom? [IDLITW]
Bridget Moynahan‘s son Jack is getting so big! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Look at Russell Brand‘s fabulous pants! [I’m Not Obsessed]
South Park does Inception! [Agent Bedhead]
Exclusive clip from For Colored Girls[Bossip]
Freida Pinto rejects a girl-on-girl kiss. Boo! [Celebslam]
Would you pay $20,000 to have Chris Rock call up one of your exes and tell him/her off? Seems crazy, but funny. [Crazy Days and Nights]
John Mellencamp defends Sarah Palin. [PopEater]

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  1. Janeth says:

    What a LOSER! I wonder how she will react to all of this nonsense when she’s 30? Oh gosh! Saw Paranormal Activity 2 last night it was pretty good.

  2. Obvious says:

    …raccoon mcpantsless is making me sad. she is a gorgeous young woman when she hasn’t covered her face in sharpies and water paint.

  3. Shanzy says:

    She’s not THAT gorgeous without makeup. She just looks another skinny 17 year old.

  4. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Make it stop!!! *rubbing my eyes with soap water*

    She looks like she’s on heroin.

  5. ams511 says:

    why isn’t someone dressing her? why isn’t her mother sending her back up the stairs, to wash all that shit off her face?!?!?!?

    my mom wouldn’t have even said 1 word. she would have just pointed up the stairs. angry irish ladies don’t even need to speak!

  6. I Choose Me says:

    So I guess we should now start calling her Zombie McPantsless.

  7. a says:

    she should get that mole on her neck checked (if it’s not makeup or something).

  8. xxodettexx says:

    WOW

    just wow…

  9. spooge says:

    I vant to suck your blood mwa ha ha….

  10. Annicka says:

    The pantslessness wouldn’t bother me so much if her legs weren’t so twiggy. I wear dresses all the time too so I’ve almost never got pants on, but unlike her, my legs don’t resemble toothpicks.

    She’s so edgy my eyes bleed just from looking at her.

  11. kermit says:

    Maybe that’s just what her skin under her eye makeup looks like after she scrubs it all off? You know, all red and irritated from being under a layer of sharpie ink for months.

    I could show you a few people sporting that exact same look back in my high school yearbooks from the 90’s.

  12. topy says:

    And she flashed the crowd again!! She did the same a couple of days ago also. The sad thing us that her music is good enough to stand on its own without the silly antics.

  13. malachais says:

    She cracks me up because I went through the horrible stage of wearing racoon makeup. She only annoys me because of her sexual comments and skanky clothes. One day, she’ll have kids of her own and freak the hell out while watching them dress like slutty pandas.

  14. Chris J says:

    Didn’t think it was possible but the poor girl looks even worse with less makeup.

  15. Novaraen says:

    “slave” ??!?! Who does she think she is? Prince? lol….

    Pink Panda McPantsless. LOL.

  16. Mouse says:

    Her makeup is so much a part of her “look”, if she ever decides to go out in public sans makeup, no one will recognize her.

  17. Raccoon Princess says:

    This is cruel! Giving a raccoon a lobotomy like that.

  18. sashavice says:

    Hahaha I love her bondage collar from hot topic. And she needs the label “SLAVE” necklace just in case you didn’t get it.

  19. Stephanie says:

    Where the hell are her parents? How is any of this okay? Wtf?!?!

  20. Samigirl says:

    If my expert eyes aren’t failing me, and they rarely do, she is wearing Star Violet, by MAC. It’s a gorgeous color…when you don’t wear it like a freak. Stephanie, I have been screaming that all along…WTF are her parents thinking, letting her do this. My parents woulda slapped me for even ASKING to go out the house like that.

  21. Nudgie says:

    Pathetic McPantless…

  22. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Slave, right. Fool.

  23. wunderkindt says:

    She is sooo average!

  24. Ron says:

    Everytime I see her my first reation is EWWWWW.

  25. marley says:

    Not going to say its OK but I went through a LONG stage where I did this type of shit so I dont see it as a huge deal I actually think shes kinda cool

  26. Harmony says:

    …cool for a halloween costume though…if thats what it was for?

  27. Alarmjaguar says:

    Nope, not cool. Kind of trying too hard for me

  28. gg says:

    eh, different day, different color sludge. She really needs to marry Jared Leto – they have the same ME disease of taking themselves so very, very seriously.

  29. di butler says:

    Raccoon has been an emancipated minor for a couple of years now. There are no parental choices. Just hers. She went to some school and graduated very early, decided to hoe her own row. Literally.

  30. jover says:

    Please who actually is paying to see her; what are the size of the crowds and venues that she’s appearing at and how long does she play; I don’t know any young people that have taste in music that even would bother with her – she is so lame.

  31. kimberly says:

    she’s such an attention whore

    above–

    totally currious what kind of people go to see her too!!!!

    probably gossip girl fans and pedephiles

  32. Lia says:

    She looks like a 40-year-old crack whore who was found in a gutter. What a waste. People pay to see her freak show, and she interprets this as validation for her wasted life. Such a silly little joke who won’t get it until it’s too late to fix it.

  33. Chris says:

    Racoon McPantless? Sounds like the Hamburglar’s sidekick.

  34. Ricci says:

    She is gorgeous. and will be even more so when she is older!! So there! Suck it up, Butter Cups!

  35. Maddie says:

    i know what its like to try new things and find yourself. i see why shes wearing all that stuff cuz ive done it. but she needs to stop, because shes actually really pretty behind all of it 🙂

  36. Andrea says:

    Ahaha, when I was 17 I wore makeup like that too… although i’m still into a lot of the same kind of music, i’m totally embarressed about the crap i wore and my terrible make up!

    haha memories

  37. GT says:

    dog collar, slave necklace, vacant expression, cracked out makeup…. We get it, you think you are so all that, that you are a rebel, your own person, cutting edge, etc… but the image you are projecting is just sad. You look like a cracked out whore. Where the hell are the parents????? Who wears a slave necklace and thinks its cool???

  38. Ricci says:

    @GT

    teenagers? its typical.. not all teens but some wear outrageous things

  39. Pirouette says:

    I like her makeup in these pictures. I don’t mind her fashion choices. The more people talk about how “unoriginal” or “boring” or “typical” she seems, it becomes obvious that people really think she is different on some level. You just don’t want to give her what she wants because she is still young. And some of you are resentful.

  40. Blahh says:

    I think she looks great… she wears less makeup than I do… She is awesome !! I am a teenager and so???

  41. ??? says:

    Tinker taylor!! You naughty woman you!!