As we’ve already seen, Lindsay Lohan is still a cracked out hustler and a crackhead liar who will do anything to not face any consequences, ever. She was even busted telling crack lies to the court, and to her probation officer, trying to play the old “I need to work to pay for rehab” angle. No, do I think Lindsay is in debt? Sure. Do I think she should be able to afford rehab? Yep. If all else fails, she should just sell all of that jewelry and clothing she’s stolen or been “given” over the past five years. Anyway, Radar reports that Lindsay’s lawyer gave Lindsay a strong “talking to” about taking rehab seriously. Apparently, Shawn Chapman Holley warned Lindsay that if she f-cked up between now and February 25 (her next court date), that the consequences would be severe. Like, this time the California judicial system would give her a pony, I guess. Also: a porn company is offering to front the money for Lindsay’s rehab if she’ll work for them… but not doing actual porn:

Before she was sent back to the Betty Ford Center by Judge Elden Fox, Lindsay Lohan received some tough advice from her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. A source says Lindsay currently seems to have taken her words to heart.

When Lohan appeared before Fox, the judge made it clear to Lohan that she faced six months hard jail time if she provided another dirty drugs test before her next court date on February 25, 2011. Holley then had a serious conversation with Lindsay because, “she wanted her to know the consequences if she messed-up again,” a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

At present, Lohan is trying to adjust to being back inside the Betty Ford Center as she tries to get her life and career back on track. “At the moment she is finding it tough being in rehab and she misses her friends and family,” the source said.

“She only has one hour of internet access per day and she is using this to stay in the loop with her family and friends while trying to do some career stuff too. Lindsay has not made any great friends inside the clinic, she is just trying to keep her head down and get on with things.”

As for the treatment, Lindsay is “taking the counseling seriously though and knows that she is in a place where she is getting help for her problems.”

RadarOnline.com has learned that the star is having trouble playing the $150,000 bill for her stay at Betty Ford.

Adult website Tube8.com has offered the Hollywood wild child a job that they said would “cover the anticipated $50,000 fee for Ms. Lohan’s rehabilitation at the Betty Ford Center.” The site has offered her a marketing consultant job and — in an added bonus — will give her unlimited access to their porn collection.

Lohan, 24, has been at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California since September, where she’s been undergoing treatment for cocaine addiction- a story first reported by RadarOnline.com.

In court Judge Fox told the actress: “If you can make it until Feb. 25, I will make it unsupervised probation. You can put this long episode behind you if you are serious about this.”

[From Radar]

That one line really bothered me – Lindsay is “taking the counseling seriously though and knows that she is in a place where she is getting help for her problems.” I get the feeling that Lindsay thinks rehab is supposed to wash over her, that it’s her counselor’s job to do all of the heavy lifting, and that Lindsay doesn’t think she has to do anything but just physically be in rehab. I’ve said it before: this girl doesn’t “get” it. So throw her in jail until she does “get it”. Also: she should totally take that porn company up on their offer. It sounds like a nice gig.