From the desk of Clive Owen:
Hello, ladies. I heard you were doing an all-American Hot Guy Friday, which means No Clive, because I’m so British and sexy. So I decided: Why limit the Clive Love? So I threw on some clothes and went out to a club, just so there would be new photos of me. All for you, ladies. Because I know you can’t do without a weekly dose of Clive.
I apologize for looking so grumpy and jowly in these photos. I know it’s not really a problem, though. I could have jowls the size of Texas and you ladies would still drop like flies if you came within 100 yards of the Clive Dong. Perhaps I’m a little drunk in these photos. You know what happens when I get drunk? Anything. I get flirty, I get dirty, and I ask strange women to take off their clothes. I’ll wait while you pick yourself off the floor.
Note the wedding ring, though. Because I am happily married to a nice girl and we have daughters. Just knowing that I’m in a good marriage and that I’m a good dad makes you want me more, right? I know that too. Because if I was the kind of man who went out EVERY night, pimping at some club for the latest hot young things, you wouldn’t want me as much. I know this. So look, but don’t touch, ladies.
Love, Clive.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Not sure if the wedding ring is a turn on or a turn off. Either way, I’d hit it. Drunk, sober, whatever. It’s Clive Owen after all!
hell to the yes~!
I hit it, with a Dexatrim and treadmill. So not hot!
Love him forever. I would hit it no matter what he looked like. I just need that voice!
Yes I would!
Um, of course I’d hit that. Who wouldn’t?
Depends on how drunk I was.
So nice we get treated to CO anyway, All-American HGF or not.
Thanks Clive, for going out, and thanks, Kaiser, for putting this up!
WTF kind of shoes is the guy sitting in the middle wearing? Check out that heel!
A resounding YES! He’s a man, and I like that. Add a committed husband and father, he’s dreamy!
YES we get to see Clive!! Woohoo! Thank you! Knowing he is a good dad and husband is even more sexy for our fantasy worlds!
no kaiser, for the love of god! this man is not hot! his face is melting. he looks like a shar-pei.
Uh YEAH! Id help that man right out of his clothes! 🙂 Happy Halloween!
He’ll always be hot to me! love me some Clive.
After reading this article he’ll probably make an appointment to a plastic surgeon to get rid of his jowl.
His face is melting. it has as many wrinkles as the jeans he is wearing.
And by the way; why is his jeans sooo wrinkle?
yup still hot
Lol@devilgirl.
Saw a movie on cable recently with him raising his sons after his wifes death. What a wild bunch. It was so good! Sorry I can’t remember the name.
definitely would!
I know I would.
What if his face is melting? I just need his voice, oh Clive.
Hell yes, I’d still hit it!
I would not hit that with my car,
no matter how drunk I got at a bar.
I would not hit that with a bat,
I would not, COULD not, hit that!
Hell yes, I would hit that. Hard. And repeatedly.
until it broke off.
Eww, wouldn’t hit it at all. The sound of his voice would put me to sleep, he looks and sounds like a horse. Never have gotten the appeal. He does look soused.
’till it begged for mercy.
Kaiser, your girly crush on clive is just so adorably hillarious.
for me it will always be benicio…….
(sigh)
Yup. I’d hit it. No hesitation.
Clive is my man eternal….but he is not that attractive when he’s hammered. Just my opinion. Even if we didn’t hook up, we could still down pints of Guinness and play real (not the wimpy, Velcro kind) darts.
I don’t know, I don’t see why he’s hot. I mean he’s grown on me, but it’s taken a lot of work to get to this point. If I just met him I wouldn’t want to hit it at all, he’d have to take me out for several drinks and turn up the charm 10 notches… seduce me with his english accent and wit… etc. Then I’d hit it.
Yep. I’d still hit it.
I always figured he’d be drunk anyway and the jowls I can deal with…but the “I’d Hit It Window” is coming to a close..