These are new photos of Russell Brand and Katy Perry at the European MTV VMAs over the weekend. It was their first red carpet appearance since getting married in India several weeks ago. So, how do they look now that they’re married? About the same, really. Katy still doesn’t know what to do with her hair, and she’s got an ass cheek hanging out of her “ticket dress”. Brand looks… eh. I mean, he looks happy and pleased with himself in some of these photos, but neither one of them really looks blissed out with a honeymoon glow. Perhaps they really did spend their honeymoon not having sex?
Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brand hit the red carpet! Comedian Brand and his new bride Katy Perry made their first post-wedding public appearance Sunday, hitting the 2010 MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid, Spain.
Donning a slinky red sequined dress in the design of a cinema ticket, the “Firework” singer posed for photographers before jetting backstage to prep for her performance.
Brand was clearly thrilled to have his wife on his arm, telling awards show staff “I’m not worthy” when a crew member praised Perry’s look.
The pair — who first met in September 2009 — tied the knot Oct. 23 in an elaborate ceremony at an Indian tiger reserve.
“They make each other laugh,” a pal tells Us of the newlyweds. “They have a chill chemistry.”
Adds Brand: “The relationship is very important to me. It means growing up. Love between two people is the most spectacular, but ordinary, thing in the world.”
[From Us Weekly]
Maybe marriage does suit Russell after all, at long last. But I actually have a theory about this, and yes, this is based on a theory from the original Sex & the City series: I don’t think this marriage was really about Russell and Katy finding each other and realizing they were soul mates. I think Brand was simply in a place in his life where he was ready to get married, where he was unfulfilled by a life of simply boning randoms day in, day out. I think “his light was on” and Katy was the just the first girl he met who he felt he could get serious about. Just a theory.
Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.
I wish he would do something with that nasty hair of his. I won’t even comment on his ridiculous skin toned boots! Add some fingerless gloves and that’s officially the worst outfit on a man-EVER!
That is the ugliest Fred Flintstone dress I have ever seen
That dress is hideous. She annoys the hell out of me, but she has a great figure, and she did not dress like it. It just hangs on her.
Look at how similar they look. Same face shape, same nose, same chin, same coloring, even same-shaped eyebrows! No wonder it was love at first sight.
Russel makes the weirdest faces in pictures. Almost a cross between his “I have to shit” face and deer in headlights. It’s an odd expression. I’ve never seen anyone make it before.
@junk573r My thoughts exactly…
I know this marriage wont last.. We’ll be reading about the divorce in a year or so..
Perhaps I’m the only one that thinks it’s kind of cheeky and clever for a newlywed to have a dress that says, “Admit one.”
Also, his chest isn’t as glaring white as usual-they must have been out in the sun some.
He’s just so much smarter than her, sooner or later he’ll get bored of her looks and sexy time in the sack.
@alejandro: That’s pretty much how I see it as well. It reminds me of the relationship between Jude Law and Sienna Miller. They look alike and fell in love with each other cuz they are both so vain.
She makes my skin crawl.
She has this “What Have I done” look on her face, though its probably from all of the camera lights flashing.
Everyone needs to read My Booky Wook (Russell’s autobiography) I don’t know if the marraige will last or not but I do think he has a genuine heart.
I think Russell is WAY more into the idea of being married than Katy is, tho I really have nothing to base that opinion on.
I think her “dress” would look much better over a pair of cute jeans or legging, but then she couldn’t have her ass hanging out…
Kaiser I agree with you on the SATC theory.
Haha! Yea, I think his light is on. But I think that happens for all guys (go SATC!!). If the timing isn’t right, he’ll string you along — even if you’re the perfect girl for him.
Woman are more likely to commit even if the timing is bad for them (e.g., putting of college to marry ‘the one’). Usually ends in heartbreak or some form of regret (“I wish I took that promotion instead of staying for that guy”).
He looks filthy. She looks fresh.
send this douche back to England!!
Waaaaaaay too cocky for me
Why does he always look like he´s got a finger up his batty?
he’s starting to look botoxy. not a cool look.
when they split up he’ll probably have a turn with a Kardashian. Or Kate Hudson. Or John Mayer.
Aaah Russell, it’s the American dream: fake tan, undeserved fame, and more money than can be injected under your wrinkles.
I agree with your theory Kaiser. I don’t give these 2 much of a chance of lasting. He’s quite intelligent and she is just a bimbo. Great sex can’t hold a relationship together forever.
And Brands hair is a lot better than his pre-Perry days, lord his hair was a mess, it looks much better now.
life has become sooo much easier once I decided to accept Katy Perry ….”accept” being the key word…not “love”.. but at this rate it’s going towards that.. it could be worse..
They look like brother and sister!
and why does she dress so terribly?
WHOA that dress is an optical illusion–her boobs totally disappeared in it!
He resembles a wax figure.
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