Katy Perry got a mysterious rash during her honeymoon, shock

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Can you imagine being on your honeymoon with your new husband Russell Brand? Okay, let’s start smaller: can you imagine having sex with Brand? Chances are pretty good that at least a few of you commenters already had sex with him, so let’s start it there. Let’s say you had sex with Brand, the “Shagger of the Decade”, and you fell in love. Let’s say he took you to India and proposed. Let’s say you eventually married in India, and now you’re on your honeymoon. Once there, once you are finally officially hitched and The Shagger of the Decade is your lover for life… wouldn’t that alone seem like a come-down? I’ll admit, Brand seems like he would be fun in bed. But he’s not husband material. Thankfully, Katy Perry isn’t really wife material, so I’ll imagine they can make it work for a year or two. Or maybe less, if the honeymoon is any indication. Radar reports that Katy and Russell’s honeymoon is like something out of a Doris Day comedy – what with Katy refusing to “consummate” their marriage because of a rash. That’s seriously the plot of a Doris Day movie.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s honeymoon in the Maldives didn’t go exactly as planned, RadarOnline.com has learned, as the new bride was bitten by a spider their first day there, dampening the mood for the newlyweds.

Brand and Perry had refrained from having sex for a month prior to their wedding in India last week, according to the Australian magazine Grazia. After a spider bit Perry shortly after the pair arrived in the Maldives, the I Kissed A Girl singer developed a nasty rash on her legs, which led to her taking a medication that left her tired, drowsy and unable to consummate the marriage.

Grazia magazine also reports Perry, 26, and Brand, 35, spent their honeymoon at the Soneva Fushi resort in the Maldives, a nation of tiny islands in the Indian Ocean that boasts some of the world’s most gorgeous resorts.

The Get Him To The Greek star chose the secluded, $8000-a-night location because it’s “paparazzi proof,” according to the magazine. Other celebs who have frequented the island retreat include Madonna, Paul McCartney and Tom Cruise.

[From Radar]

I wonder what the “nasty rash” is? It could be something from the plant life, an allergy she didn’t know she had, something like that. But in the Doris Day movie, it was psychosomatic – in Touch of Mink, Doris breaks out in hives whenever she’s in a hotel room with a man.

So… I give it another week until Brand is boning other women, basically.

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  1. Raynor says:

    Bleh, they’re both so revolting they deserve each other. He can tell her off-color jokes and she can sing him off-tune songs for the rest of their lives. Bless them. I just hope they disappear.

  2. Delta Juliet says:

    What is so appealing about him? I find him HIDEOUS!

  3. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Oh Delta he is sooo cute, smart, witty, charming and he is funny. He has that darling British accent and plus he just comes off as a fun loving sweet heart but not like in a David Arquette way (who is an overgrown 12 year old)…in a rock star way…I am confusing myself…anyway he is just the bee’s knees, Delta. :D I would do him in a heartbeat.

    The rash it seems came from Katy being bitten by a spider, but if Rader is using an Australian tabloid as a source the whole story is probably false.

  4. devilgirl says:

    He just grosses me out. He looks perpetually filthy to me.

  5. Rosi says:

    you’r mean. i am sure they will be married for thirty years at least.

  6. Roxanne75 says:

    He is like one of those guys you dream about in a nightmare! He scares me-yuck.

  7. guesty says:

    he’s revolting & she’s cartoonish…so they make a ingenious pair.

  8. anti says:

    they should have known that remote, exotic locations have a higher risk of exotic rashes, bites and parasites…

  9. CizieWizzie says:

    Ah it happens, I got bitten by an insect on my honeymoon and had a very bad reaction, spent the rest of the week out of my head on painkillers, steroids and antihistamines!!!!!!

  10. BReed says:

    I think he has great wit from what I have seen during interviews but THAT’S IT!! Sexy? Please! What Katy Perry sees in him is beyond me.
    Like her. If you haven’t seen it, go to You Tube and hear her new tune, “Firework”…it is amazing!!

  11. OtherChris says:

    Okay, first of all he’s butt ugly so even if he’s rich and freaky I can’t imagine anyone wanting to sleep with him. Second, if you think they hadn’t consumated their marriage prior to getting hitched, I have some lovely swampland in Central Florida I’d love to sell you.

  12. Constance says:

    Most people don’t realize they have herpes until the break outs start. Common mistake. Lol

  13. SammyHammy says:

    Don’t care for them much, but if it’s true, I sympathize. My honeymoon, we BOTH got food poisoning and spent several days fighting each other for the bathroom of our beautiful beach front hotel room. It was awful and we both wondered if it was a sign that we’d made a horrible mistake getting married. But, now, 21 years later we see the humor in it—but at the time I was just crushed. What girl wants a honeymoon like that?

  14. Ally says:

    I got the worst bug bite of my life on my honeymoon too! Is that a thing? My ankle swelled up to the size of a baseball for a week.

  15. lavender says:

    I never understood why RusselL Brand was famous, then i read My Booky Wook and totally get him. He’s an addict but he’s also very self aware and I don’t think he’d marry unless he knew he would be committed. I love him after reading his book and think he’s really attractive now. I think him and Katy are a great match. Don’t judge until you know more about each of them! Public persona does not always portray the private one.

  16. Anon says:

    I have a friend who had a destination wedding, but got a case of really bad food poisoning the day of her wedding. All of her wedding night and the remainder of the time she was there she could barely function, and basically lived in the bathroom.
    Beware of destination weddings.

  17. sharylmj says:

    I love these two!! I hope this story isn’t true.. that would be such a bummer!! I hope they have a long, happy and healthy marriage. He makes me laugh and she’s so dorky, they make a perfect pair!!

  18. REALIST says:

    Sounds kinda fowl. I had the same thing happen to me in the North Carolina mountains (which is, or was, a temperate rain forest-some of the bugs are quite nasty there, too), and the leg that was bitten was so swollen it looked like I didn’t have a knee joint and I couldn’t walk on that leg for 2-4 days.
    Get better, Katy. Take care of yourself for now, Russell….

  19. jover says:

    Agree Raynor He’s not that funny or amusing most of his “insights” are of the bathroom junior high school level. I’ve heard conservatives bash bush better than he, and in his circles that doesn’t exactly require much courage. I’d respect him more if instead of marrying a manufactured no talent industry product like KP, he actually summoned the cojones to lambast this crap; but no, he marries this imbecile and then appears on MTV’s VMA awards dutifully shilling this crap – how dangerous, subversive, counter culture – give me a break he’s about as witty and subversive as a purple smurf.

  20. bellaluna says:

    Having been bitten by a Brown Recluse (an evil, evil spider), I empathise. My spider bite required IV antibiotics, oral antibiotics, and a horribly painful procedure where my doctor had to “open” the wound. AWFUL! My scar is an inch-and-a-half long.

  21. buenavissta says:

    Wow, I don’t feel so bad about not having a honeymoon any more.

  22. redlips says:

    bellaluna, I can certainly sympathize with you. I was also biten by a “brown recluse” on my left cheek. Left a hole the size of a half dollar and plastic sugery was required! All is good now however, it was no fun.

    Why did Radaronline feel the need to report this? Entirely TMI!

  23. Suzanne says:

    Russell Brand is gorgeous. His facial structure resembles George Harrison. He also loves women, and we can tell! Katy Perry looks like Lucille Ball. They will have great kids!

  24. Samigirl says:

    It seems “rosi” has a LOT to learn about this website if she is calling our beloved Kaiser “mean.”

  25. Cruisin Through says:

    She’s beautiful, but always looks like she has a ton of makeup on.

  26. Sassy says:

    Blech. They’re both gross and I give them about a year, tops.

  27. albeli says:

    The post title made me giggle. :)

    Honestly, I don’t find either of them remotely appealing. He’s gross/fugly. And she’s a talentless Zooey Deschanel not-as-cute-lookalike.

  28. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    No mystery there.

  29. Stephanie says:

    His wang must be 10″ long and as thick around as a can of shaving cream. That’s the only reason I can imagine keeping him around. *gag*

    Wish they would disappear.

  30. gg says:

    He’s nasty. He tells trashy unfunny potty jokes, is extremely immature, a wanna be phony rock star with silly girls pants, doesn’t shave, and the overblown English accent is done that way strictly to suck in gullible american girlies. Don’t fall for it ladies – it’s all played out. Since nobody else talks like that except charles dickens and he’s dead. I ain’t drinking his lame kool-ade.

    His Self Love is highly unattractive; why? Because there’s no room for anyone else in that mirror.

  31. mln says:

    I agree with Lavender read My Booky Wook I just finished it 2 days ago now I am in love with Russel Brand and I used to think he was ridiculous ( I still think he is but I love it).

    I think he is going to run off with Helen Mirren

  32. Raven says:

    No sex on their wedding night? Well, according to my married friends, get used to it, Russell.

  33. Alexa says:

    Well – I’M the one who REALLY LOVES HIM! (So this whole “marriage thing” best be a sham.) Yoo-hoo, Russell!! Over here in Massachusetts!! Come home honey!!!

  34. Richie says:

    Hmmmm….are her boobs natural or fake??

  35. Ursaline says:

    I completely agree with mln. I think he’s secretly in love with Helen Mirren as well. Maybe they were together in some former life or something but he is very funny about his Dame Helen adoration.

  36. i think she would be okay, spider can not some one mysterius except it turned her tobe spiderwoman lol…

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