I like Diane Kruger‘s red carpet look at the Berlin Film Festival, but I hated her photo call look (that fug striped thing). Still, she‘s gorge and she can pull off anything. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kate Winslet‘s face still looks jacked to me. [Pop Sugar]
Prince Harry wins a military award, is probably going to Afghanistan. [LaineyGossip]
This boob story grossed me out. They are NOT airbags. [Dlisted]
Lana del Rey is an enigma wrapped in a fart bubble. [Gawker]
Review of the Bourne knockoff, Safe House. [Pajiba]
I really, really want the bra that Kelly Brook is modeling. [Yeeeah]
Kris Humphries doesn‘t want BASKETBALL. No, money, he said money. [IDLITW]
Nicki Minaj watches the same bad TV you do. [Celebuzz]
Whitney Houston was a MESS last night. [A Socialite Life]
I love Mary J. Blige, but this dress is too short. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Wolf Blitzer does watch too much Gossip Girl. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Bill O‘Reilly comes down in favor of Ellen Degeneres & JC Penney? [Videogum]
Will Kate Upton get the cover of Sports Illustrated? [Celebslam]
I love Bossip‘s description of Herman Cain. [Bossip]
Some pr0n for the Cillian Murphy fans. [OMG Blog]
Reese Witherspoon wants another baby, so now please see her movie. [Amy Grindhouse]

Janice Dickinson, Courteney Cox or Cindy Crawford? [ICYDK]
Ryan Reynolds is back to looking gerbily. [INFDaily]
Victoria‘s Secret model quits because her body is the property of Jesus and her husband, of course. [The Blemish]
Here‘s Ryan Gosling in Thailand. [Evil Beet]
Naomi Watts‘ sons are just so BLONDE. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Paraminder Nagra is getting divorce. [CDAN]
Rick Santorum raised $1 million in 24 hours. [Jezebel]
Photos from The Heart Truth Red Dress event. [Moe Jackson]
Chelsea Handler talks about the abortion she had when she was 16. [The Frisky]
Radar pretty much calls Lindsay Lohan a hooker. [Radar]
Kris Jenner is the new face of a “sexual enhancer”. [Life & Style]
Preview of Adele‘s 60 Minutes interview. [PopBytes]
Kiki Dunst‘s Wonderland Mag pictorial. [Hollywood Rag]
Denise Richards joining RHOBH? [LimeLife]
Sofia Vergara wants to sell you some bras. Sold. [Celebs]
What happened to this poor puppy? I hope this wasn‘t on purpose. [CityRag]
Michelle Obama beat Jimmy Fallon in a fitness challenge. [Bitten and Bound]
House is over. Sad, except I stopped watching last season. [Starpulse]

Ooh, the trailer for The Bourne Legacy, starring Jeremy Renner. It looks… good? I didn‘t know Ed Norton was in it either. [LaineyGossip]
Damn, did Miley Cyrus bang BOTH Hemsworth brothers? [Dlisted]
Jennifer Lawrence seems like such a tomboy. I love that. [Pop Sugar]
Rick Santorum is the front-runner? For real? [Gawker]
Review of W.E.: Terrible. [Pajiba]
Kelly Brook‘s bikini is fug, but no one will notice. [Yeeeah]
Kim Kardashian wants to keep her divorce proceedings “private.” [IDLITW]
Dear Jessica White: NOOOOOOOOoooo. [Go Fug Yourself]
Star Mag claims Jennifer Aniston is knocked up with twins. Blah. [Celebuzz]
I don‘t like Chris Evans‘ hair situation. [A Socialite Life]
Demi Moore isn‘t allowed to weight herself in rehab. Good. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Interview with cutie Mackenzie Austin. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
The Rock says he‘ll be president one day. I kind of believe him. [Videogum]
Katherine McPhee‘s dog is tiny. And he‘s pooping. [Celebslam]
Alicia Keys & Swizz have a date night. [Bossip]
Ellen responds to the “One Million Moms” protests. [OMG Blog]
Kris Humphries is profoundly dumb. [Amy Grindhouse]

Chris Brown to spend abuse anniversary performing at the Grammys [Jezebel]
Cee Lo Green is on a diet, but doesn’t want the ladies to be disappointed when he slims up [The Blemish]
Ok Go’s great new music video [Evil Beet]
Kate Hudson bikini photos [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Who is the secret charity worker? I think it’s David Arquette! [CDAN]
Heidi Klum and daughter Leni are so matchy and cute together [ICYDK]
Bar Refeli and Thandie Newton in black at a sporting awards event [Moe Jackson]
You too can look like Slim Goodbody [The Frisky]
Are Laura Dern and Ben Harper getting back together? [INFDaily]
The American Horror Story house is for sale. How could anyone live there? [Radar]
Inside Jennifer Garner’s baby shower! [Life & Style]
David Beckham covers Men’s Health. Hate his hair! [PopBytes]
Joan Rivers doesn’t even know how much plastic surgery she’s had [LimeLife]
Stella McCartney bugs me for some reason [Celebs]
Best E-Trade baby superbowl ads [CityRag]
Kris Humphries wants the divorce trial televised. [Bitten and Bound]

Reddit declares war on Woody Harrelson after he screws up an “Ask Me Anything” Q&A session online. [Gawker]
Michael Sheen & Rachel McAdams are still loved up. YAY. [LaineyGossip]
Randy Travis LIVES in a country song. [Dlisted]
Is sounds like Becks wants another baby. Aw. [Pop Sugar]
The 25 Greatest Gifs from Anchorman. [Pajiba]
This Courtney Love story makes me sick. [Yeeeah]
Emma Stone looks like hell after a long flight – who doesn‘t? [IDLITW]
Brooklyn Decker‘s fug sundress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Jackson Rathbone is going to be a father. [Celebuzz]
Joe Manganiello hates the Pats. [A Socialite Life]
Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan look cute together. [I’m Not Obsessed]
NBC‘s promo featuring a bunch of canceled shows. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
OMG. YIKES at this political ad. [Videogum]
Rush Limbaugh is digging for gold. [Celebslam]
Pres. Obama feels he deserves a second term. [Bossip]
Social media explained with donuts. [OMG Blog]
Eli Roth hangs out with Selena Gomez. Sketchy. [Amy Grindhouse]

I think these Jean Dujardin posters are really eye-catching and interesting. [LaineyGossip]
This ice-skater fashion gallery is hilarious! [Go Fug Yourself]
Kristen Stewart wishes we would just freeze to death. [Dlisted]
OH HELLO JAMES BOND. [Pop Sugar]
Ryan Kwanten is guesting on The New Girl! I love their guest stars. [Celebuzz]
Garrett Hedlund & Kiki Dunst are unemployed. [A Socialite Life]
Vanessa Hudgens in yellow. Meh. [The Blemish]
I‘m embarrassed for LL Cool J. [Evil Beet]
More reasons why This Means War is going to be awful. [Pajiba]
This is seriously In Touch Weekly‘s cover this week. [IDLITW]
Michelle Williams plans an ironic RV trip. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lady Gaga‘s parents open an awful restaurant. [CDAN]
The Mullet is writing a memoir, Hillbilly Heart. Or, The Mullet Speaks. Or The Mullet Comes Alive! Or Mullets & Miley: A True Story. [ICYDK]
Dear Demi Lovato: Just stop. [Yeeeah]
The Susan G. Komen Foundation is in the middle of a self-created sh-tstorm. [Jezebel]
Review of The Woman In Black. [Moe Jackson]
The Asparagus Whisperer. [The Frisky]

Gisele Bundchen’s email asks us to pray for Tom Brady. Seriously? Do people really pray over football games? [Radar]
Keira Knightley practiced her O-Face in front of a mirror. [I’m Not Obsessed]
I stopped watching House this season. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Renaming the Kodak Theater… hm… McDonalds Theater? [Videogum]
ScarJo moving to London? [Celebslam]
Study shows that stupid people are more likely to be racist & conservative. [Bossip]
Vanessa Hudgens‘ foot tattoo is fake. [Amy Grindhouse]
I know it‘s immature, but I love when politicians get glitter-bombed. [Gawker]
Kim Kardashian‘s rash of the day. [INFDaily]
Shannen Doherty speaks! She watches Tori Spelling‘s show. [Life & Style]
Adele will perform at the Grammys! [PopBytes]
Joan Rivers gets baked. [Hollywood Rag]
Brit-Brit wants to guest on Modern Family. [LimeLife]
Mindy Kaling gets a pilot for Fox! Yay for Mindy! [Celebs]
Carrot Top just isn‘t photogenic. [CityRag]
This is what Paris Hilton wore to the dentist. [Bitten and Bound]
Is Jennifer Lopez wearing golf pants? [Starpulse]

I can‘t even start with these ridiculous J.Lo/Casper photos. [Pop Sugar]
Is this Rachel Weisz ad too Photoshopped? [Pajiba]
Fashion from the NRJ Music Awards. [Go Fug Yourself]
Reese Witherspoon & Goop gang up on Cameron Diaz? [LaineyGossip]
Is Ted Turner financing one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta? [Dlisted]
K-Stew is SO MISUNDERSTOOD. Angst, y‘all. [Celebuzz]
Rest in peace, Leslie Carter. [A Socialite Life]
Reese Witherspoon‘s dagger-chin of truth. [The Blemish]
Ghosts on a Plane! The trailer for 7500. [Evil Beet]
Liam Neeson, 59-year-old action star. YES. [IDLITW]
Marion Cotillard‘s baby is cute. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The Original K-Fed wants to be an actor now. [CDAN]
Adam Levine‘s arm looks ‘Shopped. He wasn‘t really touching Christina Aguilera, was he? [ICYDK]
Madonna made out with Nicki Minaj. Ew. [Yeeeah]
Sh-t. I‘m totally bawling now. [Jezebel]
I LOVED The New Girl last night. Smart writing. [Moe Jackson]
YES. And I need to talk to LL Bean about this too. [The Frisky]

The X Factor is losing Paula Abdul, Steve Jones and Nicole Scherzinger. [Radar]
Scarlett Johansson has a tall new boyfriend. Is it her bodyguard? [INFDaily]
Natalie Portman in a Judith Krantz adaptation? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Is David Hasselhoff engaged? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Mitt Romney can‘t sing, but I kind of like him for trying. [Videogum]
Paris Hilton is so… dated. [Celebslam]
This is the freakiest Djimon Hounsou story ever. [Bossip]
Madonna‘s new MDNA album cover. I like it, honestly. [OMG Blog]
Topless Kardashians, in jeans. [Amy Grindhouse]
Stop doing this to your poor kitties. [Gawker]
Blake Lively eats macaroons. [Life & Style]
Joseph Gordon Levitt bashes hipsters. I thought he was a hipster? [PopBytes]
Britney Spears goes bowling, y‘all. [Hollywood Rag]
Sofia Vergara is the most desirable woman of 2012. Agreed. [LimeLife]
I‘m pretty sure this Leo DiCaprio interview is old? [Celebs]
Georgia May Jagger talks about her dad‘s dance moves. [CityRag]
David Beckham‘s SuperBowl ad is tight. [Bitten and Bound]
Miranda Kerr looks pretty in brown. [Starpulse]

I hated the color of Emily Blunt‘s dress at the SAGs. It was too bright! The neon flavor made her seem cheap. [Go Fug Yourself]
I thought Shailene Woodley‘s dress was completely cute & appropriate. [LaineyGossip]
Jean Dujardin kisses the tip – the entire list of SAG winners. [Dlisted]
Brangelina inside the SAG Awards, getting touchy-feely. [Pop Sugar]
Rooney Mara‘s Tokyo architectural dress. [Celebuzz]
Minka Kelly hangs out with A-Rod. Ew. [A Socialite Life]
James Franco in costume as Hugh Hefner. [The Blemish]
Jenn @ Evil Beet disagrees with my Christina Aguilera post! [Evil Beet]
NBC versus Mitt Romney: CAGE MATCH. [Pajiba]
Is Sophie Turner‘s ass real? [IDLITW]
Courteney Cox & Coco at the Staples Center. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Arrested Development: The Movie has begun? [CDAN]
Look at Miley Cyrus‘s terrible jeans. OMG. [ICYDK]
Fear Factor is still on the air? [Yeeeah]
LMAO @ “whore pills”. Jesus. [Jezebel]
Shakira‘s minidress is kind of meh. [Moe Jackson]
I have a list of clothes I‘ll wear “when the weather is different.” [The Frisky]