Star: Girly princess Suri Cruise vs. tomboy supreme Shiloh Jolie-Pitt


From the looks of it, every tabloid other than Us Weekly seemed to be phoning it in this week, probably because they knew People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive would be the magazine women picked up at the grocery store. Thus, this week’s tabloid covers are going to be pretty boring – OK! Magazine is running a Twihard fan-fiction story, and now Star is phoning it in with a silly “Suri Cruise vs. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt” story. They released an excerpt, and I’m not really seeing how “the nannies” are telling us anything we don’t already know, except for the whole idea of Suri playing with diamonds. Can you imagine giving a little girl a diamond to play with?

At just four years old, both Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are already living like Hollywood royalty. But for the little princess and the rough and tumble tomboy, life couldn’t be more different! One plays with diamonds, the other, with dead animals. And who would know better about their polar opposite lives than the people who care for them?

In the Nov. 29 issue of Star, on sale now, insiders from the Cruise and Brangie camps reveal the most intimate and shocking secrets of Suri and Shiloh’s totally different lives.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter Suri “never hears the word ‘no,’ from a nanny or anyone else,” a source explains. Whether it’s a priceless diamond tiara or cupcakes at midnight, spoiled Suri’s wish is her overworked staff’s command!

But taking care of tomboy Shiloh, the daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, presents a different set of challenges. Though she’s a sweet girl with a heart of gold, Shiloh has a serious mischievous streak that often gets the better of her. As we report in this week’s issue, the wild child collects dead animals, plays childish pranks on unsuspecting nannies and cuts the heads of sister Zahara’s dolls! “She was playing cowboys and Indians once and she said she had to scalp them,” an insider reveals. “Brad made her apologize.”

[From Star Magazine]

Shiloh learned about scalping from Brad! She watched Inglorious Basterds and she screamed “I learned it from watching you, DAD!” Also: Shiloh cuts the heads off Empress Z’s dolls?!? The Empress is not pleased with this. The Empress shall bide her royal time and then Her Serene Highness shall order Minion Knox to do something absolutely horrible to Shiloh’s beloved, dead, stuffed pet bird.

46409, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday October 20 2010. Photograph: Juan Sharma,

Photo by: Jackson Lee/ 2010  9/7/10 Tom Cruise and Suri Cruise out and about. (NYC) Photo via Newscom




Star Mag cover courtesy of CoverAwards. Additional pics courtesy of Bauer-Griffin & Fame.

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  1. gabs says:

    I’ll pick Shiloh over Suri any day! She sounds more fun. collects dead animals, cuts heads off dolls

  2. Moreaces says:

    Team Shiloh

  3. Praise St. Angie! says:

    ummm….didn’t they already do this story?

    Shiloh is looking more like Jolie in that cover pic…usually I think she’s the spitting image of her dad.

    both little girls are so cute…but while Shiloh looks like she’d be a HOOT to take care of, Suri seems like she’d be a pain in the butt.

  4. Maritza says:

    I can imagine the fights between Shiloh and Zahara, that household must really be loud. As for Suri, she will become a pretentious snob by the age of 10 and probably have friends just like her.

  5. Ferguson. says:


  6. Just a Poster says:

    Shiloh sounds like a sister who idolizes her brothers and is an actual child! She will hit the girly stage when she is damn well ready to!

    Suri… Not that I a wishing bad juju on a child but.. she will be one hot mess!

  7. Anon says:

    There should be a third option – Team Zahara. Look at how presh and I-don’t-give-a-f**k she is?! Favourite celebrity child ever.

  8. Miss A says:

    Shiloh will go on to become an archeologist or a scientist and Suri will be the next “Dinasty” star.

  9. Sara says:

    Oh God, this makes me want to have kids.

    I think they’re both adorable.

  10. devilgirl says:

    Dear God, now must it be a Suri vs Shiloh contest? Both kids are cute, and neither should be pitted against the other. It’s stupid.

  11. ams511 says:

    haha team shiloh! lets make tshirts

  12. serena says:

    This is total shit.
    Leave those children alone and let them grow happily.
    When they’ll be like 16, I’ll judge them and all but’s only creeping!

  13. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Disgusting. Tabloid journalism at its finest. The only thing that really bothers me is how any one can get any sort of entertainment out of this or anything. Its like “oh they put two innocent kids on the cover of a magazine for ridicule purposes of not only the parent but the child too.” We wonder why youth is the way it is and why people think its funny to be bullies.

  14. Samigirl says:

    I don’t believe this. I know Suri is the apple of TC’s eye, but I seriously doubt he is giving his daughter diamonds to play with. Zahara is a freaking gorgeous little girl btw.

  15. Majosha says:

    I agree with devilgirl.

  16. Alaska says:

    I hope Shiloh and Suri grow up to become a couple. Can you imagine the tabloid storm?!

  17. OhCamille! says:


  18. Kerri says:

    I have always imagined the tabloids would do a Betty and Veronica kinda thing with these two. Can you even imagine what it would be like when they get older. I feel sorry for them already.

    But they are both definately cuties.

  19. Cheyenne says:

    devilgirl: Amen and ^5.

  20. Bella Mosley says:

    Ditto Devilgirl!
    Really? Taking sides against a child? Again – bullys. Apparently both of these children are more mature than those who dis a child or chose sides. Pathetic

  21. Delta Juliet says:

    Shiloh sounds and looks like she would be a fun little kid 🙂 Suri not so much.

  22. Bonfire Beach says:

    I’d take that cute little tomboy over the insufferable pricessy brat any day. But they’re children and learn from their environment. Suri would be a normal child with her ups and downs and quirks if she had limits. Nothing good will come from her not having any.

  23. Diane says:

    team devilgirl !

  24. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @Gabs…… That was my thoughts exactly!!!

    Who wants to hang out with spoiled brat! I want to be on Shiloh’s team..

    Also, once Empress Zahara takes over the world, she will make Shiloh be general over her military!

  25. SRM says:

    They’re 4. Do you really need to pick teams? Kids should be off limits and not on the cover of crappy tabloids.

  26. olivia says:

    Team Sera & Violet Affleck
    Shiloh and Suri are overrated 🙂

  27. Shi-gatsu says:

    Seriously- leave these kids alone!

    It’s really sordid and I can’t stand posters who partake in it.

  28. Toe says:

    Kids deff should be off-limit.

  29. Stephie says:

    And which kid looks happier? (Shiloh for sure). What a dumb cover story.

  30. dj says:

    What a crock of crap! How do these people sleep at night?

  31. Runs with Scissors says:

    I’m team STFU.

  32. Henriette says:

    Seriously, y’all… You need to stop talking smack about Suri. She’s just a tiny kid and if she WERE in fact a brat, that would reflect more on her parents and other caregivers than on herself. Besides, I do know plenty of very sweet children who go through a bratty stage as they sort of “try on different personas”. Maybe she’ll grow up to be a terrible person or maybe she’ll be lovely, but attacking her at this age certainly won’t help her become a happy and well-adjusted adult.

  33. Samantha says:

    Ugh. They are making Shiloh out to be this psycho, and Suri out to be this huge bratty monster. They are just little kids…why are they not considered off limits? =/

    Just read some of the posts, what is wrong with you people? They are KIDS. Talk your crap about all the adults you want, but have some freaking standards, eh?

  34. Whamo says:

    I’d be interested to see which one of these kids needs psychiatric help first . I’d have to put my money on Shiloh as there is no way that child has a chance with a psycho like St. Angie as a MOM. She’s gonna try and turn her kid into a lesbo because she thinks that would be cool. Yes I know you can’t MAKE someone gay….but she will try. Bawahaaa!

  35. Missfit says:

    Aww, I think they are both CUTE!!! Okay, so Suri is in dresses and pepto bismol colors and Shiloh is not. If their clothes and roles were reversed, they’d still be cute! 😉 My boys are bratty too and I’m really strict and firm and they still tell me no when I tell them to do something…and my 3 month old daughter has a diva attitude already. lol I just do the best I can and only hope I can raise them right and I hope they come out decent, is all. And I don’t put pink on my daughter either,lol. She might just be a mix of Suri and Shiloh,lol.

  36. Persistent Cat says:

    Really???? Teams??? Like shouting out “Team Brandi” or “Team Leanne” isn’t annoying enough, now there’s this? Can someone throw in a “jumped the shark” comment to make all this truly annoying?

  37. di butler says:


    Happy? 😉

  38. Cheyenne says:

    dj: What a crock of crap! How do these people sleep at night?

    As long as they boost their bottom line, I’m sure they sleep just fine.

  39. Moreaces says:

    Dear God, now must it be a Suri vs Shiloh contest? Both kids are cute, and neither should be pitted against the other. It’s stupid.
    Yeah, but fun stupid

  40. Camille says:

    In that cover pic, Suri looks demonic *shudder*.

  41. Anon73 says:

    Team Shiloh for sure !! If I had to babysit one of those two, I’d pick Shiloh. If I had to choose between which I want to be my daughter, I’d be pick Shiloh. You know she’s going to be an interesting person of substance. In addition to being a cutey. Suri is beautiful, but so far on track to be a shallow and vacuous biatch.

  42. Megatrona says:

    Oh my god Shilo I soooooooo gorgeous! She will be the hottest in the world when she grows up

  43. devilgirl says:

    Wow Anon73, what a nice thing to say about a child *eyeroll*

  44. pam says:

    I saw a magazine this past week and it showed a picture of brad and angelina’s twins. I am a mom of two and I don’t like people to judge my kids, but it does look like vivienne has downs syndrome. But shiloh looked like that when she was little so who knows! I’m sure they’re up on the game when it comes to their kids.

  45. Cheyenne says:

    Oh come on, Camille, “demonic” is a cruel word to apply to a little girl. But I will say she looks like a spoiled brat who probably needs several good spankings to straighten her out.

  46. Kim says:

    I find Shiloh antics funny and kid like while Suris are scary and unacceptable. Suri is going to have a hard time in the real world. Sure she will be sheltered most of her life and catered to but there will be times when she has to play well w others and she wont be able to. I do hope this is an exagerration and she isnt this much of a brat or her parents are doing a terrible job!

  47. Kim says:

    Henriette – i totally agree. If Suri is this much of a brat it is 100% her parents fault. You dont come out of the womb like that & she is to young to know better if this is all she has known. They are creating a monster if they dont tell her no now and again. It will only do Suri harm in long run if they dont discipline her in any way. Its sad really.

  48. LolaBella says:

    As a former tomboy who grew up to be a ‘normal’ (Geez) feminie woman, I say leave these kids alone and let them enjoy their childhoods and find their own way.

    Also, I think we should stop posting and commenting about kids.

    The way the comments on these types of posts quickly devolve into cruel and ridiculous is just scary. These are kids, FFS!

  49. Kim says:

    How come no one in Tomkats camp has ever defended Suri and the comments made about her being a total monster? They comment on other things. Seems if it were false we would be hearing disagreement from someone but we dont?

    As her mother I would certainly address the rumors if not true!

  50. Liana says:

    both are absolutely beautiful girls.

  51. Jacqueline says:

    I also agree that children of celebrities should be off limits unless its like a “new baby” thing. Seriously one day they will be very depressed to know they have been followed all along and that practically everyone knows them.

  52. kiki says:

    They are both so adorable.

    I’m really disturbed that the tabloids would pit these girls against each other! They are both little kids, and I would hate to see them develop complexes based on tabloid trash. Children should be off limits.

  53. veganmama says:

    anybody else disturbed that a young child is watching Inglorious Bastards? i’m a grown-up and i found the scalping scenes more than a little disturbing. i have an eight year old and seeing something like that on tv would surely give him nightmares. i just don’t see the good in exposing kids to that kind of crap. they have all their lives to pay good money to watch disturbing things, why start young?

  54. Allison says:

    thats really creepy that a tabloid has two “competing” 4 year olds as their cover story…

    that said they’re both adorable, lol.

  55. cruiz2 says:

    Meh…just a media portrayal! A sit with both girls would reveal more. Remember, Suri is pretty much solo, where Shiloh has the kids crew as company. This makes a difference!

  56. bosc says:

    Kaiser, stop doing this. Let’s declare a moiatorium on discussing children and get back to dissing the adult celebs. Seriously. Stop.

  57. guest says:

    Seriously, do you people really think this so call insiders/sources actually exist. Why did not the so call dead bird appears before Angelina herself tell the story?. And such a cute, innocent question from Shiloh blows out to gigantic portion.

  58. Sakyiwaa says:

    @pam; if Viv does have Down’s, we will know in due time.
    @veganmama; Star cannot know if Shi watched IB. the fam hardly live at one place. which nanny has Star on speed dial? really… i doubt it. it’s Star. for crying out loud.
    i agree. snarky stories about kids should be off limits!

  59. Liana says:

    The article didn’t say she watched “IB,” that was Kaiser speculating. Reading comprehension is sorely lacking in these parts lately.

  60. mln says:

    @ pam was the mag National Enquirer by any chance because they have been photoshopping the twins pics for months to make them look like they have Downs or some mysterious illness and go along with their nasty articles about their health. Here is hoping they are happy and healthy and well.

    BTW I am team Shiloh & Zahara cuz I love the fam and think tomboys are cute but I agree that the mag is lame for trying to exploit some feud between 4 year olds.

  61. Michael says:

    ugh. i hate kids period, BECAUSE of brats like suri. god act like parents & lay down some rules you stupid overly paid morons?

  62. Cheyenne says:

    @mln: Yes, it was the National Enquirer, as per usual, talking some bullshit about Brad and Angie want more tests done on Vivienne to determine if she has Down syndrome. They must think their readers are idiots, and apparently, some of them are.

    First off, you don’t need additional tests when a child is two years old to determine if he has Down syndrome. Down syndrome is diagnosed before birth by prenatal testing of the amniotic fluid, or at birth (the physical stigmata can be seen right off the bat). If Vivienne showed any signs of having Down syndrome, her parents would have known it the day she was born, if they didn’t know before.

    Second, the Enquirer has always been running bullshit scare stories. When they were two or three months old, the Enquirer ran a big headline: “SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE TWINS!” Turned out they had colic.

  63. Kim says:

    Viv doesn’t look like she has DS in the many pics on balcony in Venice. The tabloids will sort through hundreds of pics to find one to fit their fictional BS stories. I find it interesting that 90% of the tabloid stories about a JP kids is about Shiloh. I guess the other kids aren’t worth making up lies about for a featured cover story.

  64. Amy says:

    Empress Zahara! She will grow up to be a very beautiful young woman.

  65. george is a liar says:

    good grief people! leave these two darling girls alone! mark my words: they will grow up and do great things..why? because their parents have the sense to nurture their individuality and their spirit. they are both love doves (what i used to call my darling nephews at this age) is any of this claptrap even true? i doubt it. no matter, i see greatness written all over both their sweet faces.

  66. nnn says:

    I will not speak about those two babies but if i was a child i would prefer to be raised with other siblings by Jolie and Pitt, seeing at times my cousins from the Pitt’s family than by weird Cathy Holmes, weirder Tom Cruize and…..Xenu.

    The combination of Xenu, the scientist ruling related kinda of raising and being an only child in that environment makes me cringe more than the friendler, between siblings and a hands on father.

  67. sassy says:

    I love looking at adorable kid pics and all, but this tabloid crap is dangerous! They shouldn’t put these kids in their magazines. This is just wrong, wrong, wrong! These are KIDS!
    Also, another thought: Remember when Tom Cruise was so littagation happy? He’d sue any tabloid that had any dumb story that he didn’t know how to kiss girls, etc.? Well, you’d think he’d get his lawyers all over these stories people are printing about his 4-year old daughter, who never asked for this! why does this not bother him????

  68. abby says:

    I have a feeling that Suri is treated kind of how Paris Hilton was treated as a kid.

  69. anushka says:

    both the girls are cute.
    they both are friends too.then why this medias are simply arising contest between them?
    but shioh is so cute and suri is our stylist icon

  70. Aislynn says:

    Both of these girls seem a little messed up to me. Don’t get me wrong, I was a HUGE tomboy when I was a kid, but I still knew that I’m a girl, and I never wanted to be a guy or for people to address me by a boy’s name. And playing with dead animals? Are they asking for her to get rabies?
    Suri…just…no. They’re ruining that poor girl’s life by spoiling her like that.

  71. Nicole says:

    I like suri ( even though she has the ugliest name/face in the world and is a spoiled brat) because shiloh is a transgender and I hate trannies!

  72. Cecilia says:

    Team Shiloh all the way!

  73. Star says:

    Shiloh is a serial killer in the making if she continues the way she is, sad most don’t see it