Paris Hilton wants a reality special costarring Britney, Lindsay, & Nicole

Paris Hilton has supposedly come up with an absolutely genius idea. And by genius, I mean for her. Which means not all that smart, but not the very stupidest thing she’s ever come up with either. Paris wants to get all her favorite paparazzi victims together to dish (and I’m guessing bitch/complain) about their lives, and what it’s really like to be them. I’m guessing there will be a lot of complaining about being followed by photographers, with no appreciation for all the money and free stuff.

I know it seems like another reality show is about the last thing the world needs. But I’ve learned Paris Hilton — herself no stranger to the reality TV experience — has dreamed up an intriguing concept for a new show.

According to a Paris pal, the hotel heiress got an inspiration watching both Dina Lohan’s and Denise Richards’ new reality series. Her plan? To try to gather together as many targets of the supermarket press and paparazzi as she can.

Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as Richards, Hilton and her former ”The Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie — together in one big two-hour special sharing ”their side” of what it’s like to be them.

That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.

[From the Chicago Sun-Times]

Even though I find the idea pretty annoying, I’d still watch it. If for no other reason than to see who Paris actually talks into doing this. Tori Spelling and Denise Richards have nothing to lose. The other starlets could go either way. But if some kind of fantastic crazy fight were to break out, that’d be pretty much the best thing ever. I cannot imagine what could happen with all the egos in that room. Diva behavior could very well rise beyond Diana Ross proportions. It could be epic.

Photos are from the beginning of Britney’s breakdown a few years ago. That’s what happens when you put Paris, Britney, and Lindsay in such close proximity.

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  1. xiaoecho says:

    I’d watch it

    she’s got buckleys of getting them all together though

  2. aury says:

    that would be the reality show from hell, imo.

  3. velvet elvis says:

    OMG…The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
    The end is near.

  4. Syko says:

    I want a reality show with me and my friends Cathy and Jennifer, too.

    Why do these people think we want to watch their vapid lives?

  5. gg says:

    I would watch it but only if it is an elimination show like Big Brother.

    Also if it’s on Celebrity Rehab! Add wino and Dr. Pinsky and stir. Wow, that would be seriously good. Addiction bootcamp.

  6. vdantev says:


    Only if the elimination involved a big concrete pit and running chainsaws.

  7. Gabriella says:

    Paris and Britney – great examples of white trash and trailer trash respectively. How anyone would want to spend a nickel to see these two is beyond me…. 😆

  8. G. says:

    I admit i would watch this, just for the fighting.

    I mean, half of them are “feuding” with each other, so there’s bound to be a few catfights.

  9. Margo says:

    Paris Hilton will do anything to remain relevant. I’m so ready for her to just go away.

  10. Anna says:

    Lawsie mercy, when will Paris Hilton end?
    At least Britney and Lindsay have (or had, depending on your mood) some real talent, albeit wasted. Paris and Nicole only have big potty mouths, wonky eyes and not enough calories. They are A+ skanks and that’s the best grade they’ll ever get for anything in their lives. I wouldn’t watch it. I think the world might implode with so much stupidity broadcast over the ether.

  11. neelyo says:

    Desperate times call for desperate measures. I’ll give Paris credit for knowing her fifteen minutes are just about up.

  12. Jack says:

    “But if some kind of fantastic crazy fight were to break out, that’d be pretty much the best thing ever.”

    that sums you up far more than them. 😯

  13. Bodhi says:

    But if some kind of fantastic crazy fight were to break out, that’d be pretty much the best thing ever

    I totally agree. It would be awesome!!

  14. Syko says:

    I’d pay to see a cat fight between all of them! Better than Mixed Martial Arts any day!

  15. Because I say So says:

    …I like the idea of concrete & chainsaws! I’d definitely watch then

  16. Spoonman55 says:

    I would watch it. 4 aging, crazy, falling stars(still hot I might add), running around trying to show they are sane!

    Maybe they could do a thing Like Brett Micheals does on Rock of Love. Bring in 25 guys, have them live in the same house, let them all date each of them and then lets hear the real deal on if these woman have the goods they are flaunting!

    A train wreck waiting to happen!

    Tell me when MTV or E picks up the show

  17. paris herpes says:

    I would totally watch them get into a cat fight and I know I’m not the only one!

  18. Genna says:

    Hilton still tries to leech on to anyone with real talent. I would never watch this type of Hilton trash…Hilton would lie the entire time; just disgusting.

  19. Trashaddict says:

    Ow Paris, Ow, ow, ow you’re hurting me!!!

  20. Hogie says:

    Bullshit! enough of these useless trashy bitches!!