Lindsay Lohan’s crack hustling earns her an award for sobriety


Have you been wondering why there are so many photos of Lindsay Lohan lately? Like, multiple candid photo shoots EVERY DAY. As it turns out, it’s pretty much business as usual for Lindsay – she’s getting paid by the photo agencies to come out and walk from one building to another at certain times, or to call and alert the paps when she’s going to come out or leave on a day pass. Speaking of, these are photos of Lindsay walking around outside yesterday – notice the sign? Yes, that’s Lindsay’s “award”. She got the “Sober Shine Award” from her sober house… and they stuck the award outside so Lindsay could pose with it!!! Ugh. This crackhead.

Meanwhile, in other Blohan news, both sides are still pissing and moaning about Lindsay’s withdrawal/firing from the Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno. Lindsay was dumped from the project two weekends ago, and replaced with Malin Akerman less than 48 hours later. Since then, Team Lohan has been issuing statements right and left about how Lindsay was the one to leave the project, and that she didn’t want to do it because of her new-found sobriety, et cetera. Team Lohan sycophant Ethan Terra (co-owner of Mother Crackhead’s production company) told Fox News last week:

“It’s not fair in any way, shape, or form for those reports to be out there. Lindsay is 100 percent insurable, all she had to do was put up a fee as a bond then she would have been paid upon completion. I could insure her today,” Ethan Terra, a close Lohan family friend and co-owner of mom Dina’s production company, told Pop Tarts. “She was definitely not fired.”

“Lindsay and her team decided that a film like this would be counterproductive. When she takes on a role she really becomes the character, and right now she is surrounded by nothing but positivity, so putting her back into a negative frame of mind would be very self-destructive,” Terra continued. “When she signed on to that role she was surrounded by negativity, and now she’s in a much stronger and more positive place.”

So how does Lohan feel about no longer being attached to “Inferno?”

“She’s totally OK with it,” Terra responded.

And contrary to the reports that suggest the 24-year-old starlet is in severe debt and struggling for work, Terra told us she’s had more offers than one can imagine.

“Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from,” he added. “When she is ready, we’d like to see her take on a positive role; she is doing so amazingly well with her recovery.”

[From Fox News Pop Tarts]

That sounds like the kind of statement that comes out of all-night tequila-and-cocaine bender (or “Wednesday” as Dina would say). But Inferno director Matthew Wilder isn’t going to let The Crackheads have the last word. Wilder just spoke to Radar, and he’s got nothing but praise for his NEW leading lady:

Though he continues to root for Lindsay Lohan’s recovery and success, Inferno director Matthew Wilder admits that his decision to recast her starring role has given him some peace of mind. In an exclusive interview with, Wilder discusses his choice and his new leading lady. Wilder recently brought in actress Malin Akerman to replace Lohan in the movie based on the tragic porn star Linda Lovelace. “I love working with her, she is sensitive and hard-working and I think it’s a great decision for our project,” he said about Akerman.

With Lohan, the production had to endure many costly delays due to the actress’ ongoing personal and legal struggles, including her ongoing rehabilitation treatment at The Betty Ford Center.

“I feel like 16 tons of weight are off my mind not having to deal with the Lindsay Lohan situation,” Wilder said. “We have not heard anything from Lindsay and her camp recently but we wish her and them well. I still think she has great talent and if she respects those gifts then she will go on to show people what she is capable of doing.”

Wilder says the the production is “scheduled to start filming in February now and are really looking forward to moving forward without any distractions.”

[From Radar]

“Distractions”? That’s the sum total of Lindsay’s career for the past five years! Wilder is kind of bitch, right? Granted, if my career was tied up in a Lohan’s sobriety (as opposed to my current career, which is tied up in Lohan crackheadedness), I would be a major bitch too.

At the end of the day, I don’t really feel sorry for Wilder or Lindsay – Lindsay has done this all to herself, and if she never works again in films or television, she’s got no one but herself to blame. And I don’t feel bad for Wilder either – he knew she was a crackhead disaster when he started in on this project. You lay down with crack heads, you wake up with… a dead hooker in Tijuana…?

47990, PALM DESERT, CALIFORNIA - Monday November 29, 2010. AND THE AWARD GOES TO: Lindsay Lohan leaves her Palm Desert outpatient home with a visible 'Sober Shine Award' placard placed in her front yard. The sign was placed last night in front of Lohan's home. Lohan, who is currently undergoing court ordered rehab at The Betty Ford Clinic, is reportedly being replaced by actress Malin Akerman in the upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno . She was spotted over the weekend doing a bit of retail shopping, stopping at a jewelry store at an outlet near Palm Springs, followed by a Prada store. Photograph:  David Tonnessen,




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  1. happygirl says:

    “You lay down with crack heads, you wake up with… a dead hooker in Tijuana…?” – LMAO!! Hahahaha! Thanks for the much needed laugh this morning, Kaiser 🙂

  2. Rita says:

    “You lay down with crack heads, you wake up… ”

    Locked in a closet with some crazy SOB on the other side of the door screaming:

    “YOU BITCH!!! Give me back my watch!!”, but I digress.

    That’s a big award. Is she suppose to wear it like a sandwichboard?

  3. flourpot says:

    If she had “a mountain pile of scripts to choose from”, we’d’a heard about it. I call BS. Also, I love that orange-y sweater thing, that’s great with her hair/skin.

  4. Diane says:

    I was going to say the same thing as happygirl, that’s hilarious.

  5. Happymom says:

    Ewwwww. I wish her recovery was far, far away from Los Angeles so she could break her addiction to the papps as well. (Not to mention those disgusting cigarettes and her shopping benders.) I wish her the best-but I can’t say I’m expecting this to actually work this time around.

  6. mojoman says:

    yeah keep sticking those ciggies Linds, that will help you with the recovery. NOT!
    On a lighter note: LOVE the bag!!

  7. Praise St. Angie! says:

    flourpot, she may very well have a mountain of scripts – her mouthpiece didn’t say what KIND of scripts…and all of them most likely SUCK.

    either that or they’re Lifetime “movie of the week” type stuff, straight to video, etc. It’s like saying you have over 100 pairs of shoes, never mind that 75 of them are your Converse all-stars that you’ve saved from the past 20 years.

    there’s no way that she’ll ever be considered an A-lister again.

    I don’t remember if it was a CB writer or poster who said this, but it was very apt. she never found an acting niche before she became famous for being a mess rather than an actress. while she was doing her crackhead thing, other young actresses were coming up and taking roles she could have won were she not so messed up. and they’ll continue to take any role she could fill because they’re certainly more desirable to work with, as well as insurable.

  8. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Praise St Angie: What’s wrong with saving all your Chucks? I have lots of Chucks. *pouts*

  9. Samigirl says:

    That orange cardigan is GORGEOUS. As for the “mountains of scripts?”…I call bs.

  10. Praise St. Angie! says:

    lol @pirate…nothing wrong with that (I still have a few pairs from HS myself)!

    my only point is that…well, I’ve read enough of your posts to know that you’re smart enough to know what my point was…but your post made me laugh!

  11. caramia says:

    next she will be cooking up a tofu turkey in a hotel room

  12. Bodhi says:

    @ Praise ~ It was Lainey, of LanieyGossip & she was totally right! And so are you; I bet her mountain of scripts are J.LoveHew’s Lifetime Channel rejects.

    I FINALLY just tossed several old pairs of Chucks (RIP). I wore them for a while after the doggies took them as chew toys & it was sadly just their time to go

  13. ElizabethM says:

    Love the irony that the only bit of classiness about this sitch is coming from the guy making a horrifying movie about a porn star.

    Lohans, take note.

  14. Shelley says:

    I am obsessing over her purse; if anyone know what brand it is, please post. Not that I can afford it.

  15. bellaluna says:

    A “Sober Shine” award? Is that like giving your kids stickers for going in the potty, not their pants?

    If Blohan is winning awards for sobriety, I’d love to see what some of the other people in her rehab are like…it boggles the mind.

  16. Andy says:

    Why do you people find the need to put Lohan down? She’s a person like you and I. She needs support, not criticism to succeed in this life. We all have our challenges. How would you like it if your personal issues werent private and people you didnt know had the strong opinions you do of her? Remember that you dont know her, you dont know what challenges she’s had in life. Let us not judge.

  17. glo says:

    She’s in a safe place now, getting support. Pity her when she comes out. It will be like being thrown to the lions.

  18. scrappy says:

    i just read she is issuing a restraining order on the paps. that she calls. i do not understand how does her little brain works.

  19. Randomness says:

    And Willie gets 6 months for pot?

  20. ElizabethM says:

    @Andy….while I think it’s sweet of you to try to be positive about LiLo I do disagree with your statement: I am NOTHING like Lindsay. I don’t do illegal drugs, don’t drive drunk, don’t end up in court numerous times, don’t end up in rehab numberous times, don’t party every night, don’t steal fur coats/clothes/jewelry/etc, don’t lie through my face in interviews (even though everything she says is checkable on this little thing called “the Internet”), don’t stumble around coked up, do I need to go on with this….?

    If she really wanted to go straight, she would. She has had so many chances and so many people trying to help her. Lindsay is lazy and arrogant. She wants to be worshipped and coddled for existing instead of actually earning the accolades.

    Trust me, I am nothing like Lindsay and I doubt the other posters who come here are either.

  21. original kate says:

    lindsay’s skin always looks so dried out – does she ever drink water?

  22. Andy says:

    @ElizabethM — i’m not suggesting you or other readers of this website have the same problems as Lohan, however we all have personal issues. For example, some people are obese. Some people have terrible relationships with their parents and peers. Some people are dealing with sickness or is dealing with the sickness of a loved one etc..

    Bottom line is that no one wants their personal issues spread out like a thanksgiving dinner, including you. So why judge? Remember that you and Lohan are both PEOPLE. people who love, people who cry, people who at times are lost.

  23. Happymom says:

    Andy, I really think it’s time to spread your love somewhere besides Celebitchy. That’s what we do here: Judge.

  24. Andy says:

    @Happymom – LOL good point.

    I just think its a shame to judge people you dont know. Perhaps i’m on the wrong website 😉

  25. ElizabethM says:

    @Andy….. under normal circumstances, I would totally agree with you: I firmly believe celebs are entitled to have a private life.

    However, Lindsay, like many other famewhores, calls the paps. Constantly. All the time. Before she went into rehab to dodge a legal bullet, she was at nightclubs that are notorious for being saturated with paps. Constantly. Every night.

    She lives for the attention and she doesn’t care how she gets it. She will do *anything* to get people to take her picture.

    I get that she’s completely screwed up because of her freak parents (and probably the studio execs) but at some point she has to take responsibility for herself and her life. She’s been in rehab five times so I’m sure professional/medical people have drilled that into her. She just likes playing the blame game too much to grow up.

    So, no, I don’t feel sorry for her anymore. That shipped sailed a long time ago.

  26. Andy says:

    @ElizabethM : The conversations hasnt been about whether celebs lives should be public or private. The conversation has been about judging others that you dont know.

    I dont doubt that she calls the papps for attention. i’m sure there are many celebrities that do this.

    i dont think Lohan is asking you to feel sorry for her though. and remember, she’s still a kid. imagine being 20 years old in the hollywood scene surrounded by the temptations of drugs and booze and everything else that comes with fame like millions of dollars… there are many people that have and would make far worse choices than her.

    its interesting that people have such a negative opinion of her because she’s a ‘bad girl.’ yet the same people have a negative opinion of Taylor Swift too. sometimes its because they think she’s boring or fake, or because she’s the ‘nice girl.’

    the way i see it is that its hard to win as a celebrity against some kinds of people, including you. you’re too bad or too good or too slim or too fat… the list goes on.

    people who wish to judge, will judge. perhaps its because they are missing something in their own lives so they must put others down that appear to be in a good (or a potentially good) place to feel better about themselves.

    i realize i may be preaching to the wrong group of people. this is my first time on this website and after reading all the negative comments i just couldnt not pipe up.

  27. Bitter fruit says:

    She’s not a child, she’s an adult who has been somehow lucky enough not to kill anyone with her actions.

  28. Wait.What? says:

    I think Wilder is brilliant. I bet he planned it out. His is an Indie project. He never would have gotten the same publicity (good or bad) for the movie wihtout Lohan’s name tied to it.

    Now, everyone knows abou the movie and are more likely to go see it. Lohan or not.

    He likely planned the whole thing from attaching Lindsay, having her promote it, to the firing. And Lohan’s non the wiser.

  29. Jeri says:

    @Andy – You should get your own blog for people that enjoy reading long rambling comments telling others how they should feel/behave. Maybe there is someone like that out there for you.