This is the face Jessica Simpson made when she heard that her fiancé’s “healer” told him to eat Tofurky. Yes, Jessica and Eric Johnson spent the Thanksgiving holiday in NYC, as opposed to Texas I guess. Jessica was in town to lip sync at the Macy’s parade under a Pillsbury Doughboy cloud, which are still my favorite Jessica Simpson photos, EVER (see the Pillsbury Doughboy photo bombing Jessica below). As for Eric’s veganism and how a proud meat-eater like Jessica dealt with the situation… well, if People Magazine is be trusted, then Jessica actually cooked some vegan dishes for her man and his family:
Jessica Simpson was one busy woman on Thanksgiving.
In the morning, she participated in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Later, the multi-talented star whipped up a vegan-friendly holiday feast for fiancé Eric Johnson and their families – in her hotel suite, no less.
The newly engaged singer, 30, who just released her new holiday album Happy Christmas, cooked a turkey, but made sure to include some vegan delicacies for her health-minded hubby-to-be.
“She cooked mostly traditional food with some vegan dishes for Eric and his family,” says a source close to the couple.
Simpson had to get creative to make Thanksgiving dinner for so many people at her hotel. “They had an oven brought into her suite,” says the source. “She also used the hotel kitchen.”
Simpson did not make a Tofurkey for her future husband, which she had joked about with Jimmy Fallon last week. “After getting out of the NFL, [Eric] went to this healer and is very healthy,” she said. “For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey!”
And tucking into a vegan meal is a far cry from what Simpson is used to eating, she told Fallon. “I’m from Texas – I’d fry a steak,” she laughed. “We eat all casseroles and giblets!”
Also at the Thanksgiving dinner in New York were Simpson’s parents, Johnson’s parents and some close friends. (Sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, her husband Pete Wentz and their son, Bronx, spent Thanksgiving in Los Angeles.)
After dinner, the group headed to Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J., to watch the New York Jets beat the Cincinnati Bengals.
“Jessica and Eric had a great day with their families and a bunch of their friends,” says the source.
Um, do you believe that this happened? The part about getting an oven brought up into the hotel suite and Jessica cooking the whole thing…? Yeah, that one reeks. Papa Joe was smoking some crack when he called in this “tip” to People Magazine. My guess is that when Jessica “used the hotel kitchen” she was in fact using the hotel staff because she didn’t know how to make turkey of the vegan sea.
You’re right, Kaiser, this story reeks.
If the hotel didn’t burn down & no one got food poisoning, then Jessica probably was nowhere near a stove.
I don’t know. Being snarky about Jessica Simpson feels akin to kicking a kitten. I just can’t be mean to her.
I Agree with Samihami. The only thing I have to say is those boots are entering KISS territory, pretty fug.
That cape is seriously NOT flattering, Jess.
ita with heavenbound…those boots are definitely the definition of kiss. so fug.
she looks like she’s about to topple over.
This chick has all kinds of money, why can’t she get a coat that fits? This story put an image in my head of all the in laws and papa joe sitting around downing scotch while Jess did her best to crowd Thanksgiving dinner onto the coffee table. while wearing the poncho coat.
Yeah, those boots are a grand choice for walking around the streets of New York! Perfect for museum-hopping. Oh, wait….
holy pillsbury dough, what does she have under the coat, an oven?
Riding along with the Pillsbury dough boy, the jokes just write themselves, folks.
This is full of lies. They brought an oven to her suite? Really? Did they bring pots, pans, dishes, cutlery, & a kitchen sink? How many times did she have to call room service to empty out her tiny little hotel wastebaskets? I’m sure some of these penthouse suites must come with full kitchens, right? Why wouldn’t she book one of those if she was cooking? & she “whipped it up” by herself? She was in a parade all morning! What time did they eat? Also, his whole family is vegan? BS. I bet her “vegan meal” was a lettuce & tomato salad & she probably ruined that by drowning it in ranch dressing.
She sings! She cooks!! She burps & farts!! This chick does it all, folks!!
Awww she wore her chef’s hat.
why doesn’t she have a stylist? that cape is a BIG mistake
she looks like ZsaZsa Gabor, LOL
uh, not believing the story about her cooking a whole dinner, she could barely make a grilled cheese–oh, but wait–she studied under some famous chef while we weren’t looking..
They do it to themselves, with the lies.
she needs new people. smdh
This girl changes for every man she is with. Remember her wearing the “real girls eat meat” t-shirt as a dig to Carrie Underwood for being a vegetarian.
I was starting to think she looks like ZsaZsa Gabor also..not good. All she needs is the little yappy dog and hairdresser in tow.
I forgot to add…Pillsbury Doughboy?? This woman is a running joke. Time to disappear off the radar while you have some dignity (a shred) intact.
I don’t know how expensive her hotel was, but when my daughter danced in the Disneyland Holiday Parade, I was able to get one of those “inn” places that was exactly like a condo or apartment. It had a living room, full kitchen (full-size appliances, dishwasher, pots, pans, utensils, you get the idea), separate bedrooms. And it wasn’t that expensive, either. We stayed there every year she danced.
I call bullsh!t on the “facts” in this story. She probably poured some chips from bag to bowl, and put them out with some veggie dip.
If she cooked Thanksgiving dinner, I am going to guess that a microwave and a can opener where the primary tools used.
Vegan? Her shadow says triple cheeseburger.
She needs to pick out some coats that are flattering to her more rounded figure. The Macy’s parade coat looked so tight it was painful to look at, and that coat/cape is a fail as well.
EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW… I would slap her dead in the mouth if she tried to feed me that crap!
I don’t know what kind of vegan cooking she’s been eating but its been deep fried and covered in gravy.
How in the hell does Jessica Simpson manage to make the Macy’s ‘Pillsbury Dough Boy’ balloon look stick THIN?
Yeah there are Marriot Suite hotels that have a full kitchen with all the cutlery etc needed to cook that are fairly reasonably priced. So I am sure there are also 5 star hotel suites with ovens. I still don’t believe for a second she cooked though.
5 star hotel rooms don’t have kitchens. Unless you come with your chef. That is a stinky lie.
5 star hotel rooms don’t have kitchens. Unless you come with your chef.
“My guess is that when Jessica “used the hotel kitchen” she was in fact using the hotel staff because she didn’t know how to make turkey of the vegan sea.”
Kaiser – I think you are correct about this, Jessica isn’t that talented or smart.
I had a cape like that for the winter I was preggo…………….. hmmmm me thinks someone choose that as something to grow into. Not a fat joke just a pregnancy thought, I delivered in march and needed a coat from november on. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
and again I ask, what kind of a man compromises himself by allowing his girlfriend to tell such blatantly stupid lies.
oh yes, a man with a price.
Even if we were to believe that ZsaZsa-ca Simpson was capable of preparing a meal, the timeline doesn’t work.
She’s in a parade all morning, then she prepares a traditional Thanksgiving in addition to a vegan meal before going to a football game. Like pirate said…when did they eat?
This story is almost as ridiculous as the story that Eric proposed on his own and wasn’t browbeaten and/or paid to propose by the Simpsons who hoped to soothe Jessica’s rage at the ex husband’s engagement.
Joe needs to try a little harder to make the stories he feeds People Magazine believable.
I hate this big fat bloated fur-wearing b*tch.
Seriously, I figured she has just had such a hard time at relationships had just accepted the normal curves and some look since her man apparently has no problems with it. I know how easy it is for us short, big-busted, no trunk possessing women to gain a few pounds and immediately look matronly, but seeing these pics makes me really begin to wonder if she may be preggers and if THAT’s the real reason for the speedy engagement.
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