Jessica Simpson’s hair is a mess, she needs a dye job, and she’s wearing orange lipstick that emphasizes her trout pout, but who’s looking at her face anyway? She’s wearing a completely see through dress. A short chubby woman with overplucked eyebrows and equally bad lipstick tries to look important by shielding Simpson, but she can’t hide those exposed boobs, even though she’s the right height.

Ken Paves is seen in the background, so Jessica has no excuse for that hair, unless Ken advised her to go for the JBF hair look. She may as well look like she’s getting laid even if she has to resort to transparent dresses to look sexy. Ken probably scratched her arm with a hairbrush to make it look like she’s having rough sex.

Jessica Simpson has admitted that Madonna “influenced” her latest crappy single, “Holiday,” I mean “Public Affair.” It’s a wonder Madonna hasn’t filed suit yet because the song is nearly indistinguishable from Madonna’s hit.

That’s like that “Opal Mehta” author saying she was “influenced” by the books she lifted passages from.

Here is Simpson outside the Ivy on 7/31. [via]