Ashley Greene gets her fameho boob out for the cover of Cosmo


Here is Ashley Greene’s January cover for Cosmopolitan. Hot pants? Check. Hint of cooter? Check. No bra? Check. Half a tittay hanging out? Check. Oh, wait, this isn’t a Maxim cover. All that would really need to change, though, is that on a Maxim cover, Ashley’s mouth would be open wider, and she wouldn’t have her hand in her hair, it would be closer to her mouth.

In my opinion, Ashley Greene is the new Rachel Bilson. Did your head just explode? I love that so many of you are Bilson lovers, and that you defend her famewhore ways. It cracks me up. Well, Ashley Greene is another one of those girls who calls the paparazzi on herself and sends little asinine stories to the tabloids. In case you’re already saying “WHO?” – Ashley is in those Twilight films. She plays Sparkles’ “sister”. She’s also getting some supporting parts in films that don’t look promising, which is where so many of these vapid girls find themselves. Instead of aiming for a career like Carey Mulligan, they’re taking pointers from Biel and Alba. Instead of talking an acting class, they wander around in leggings and no panties for the paps. Instead of doing an off-Broadway play for little money, they start a dumb tabloid report only to have their rep officially denounce it.

By the way, in the Cosmo interview, Ashley says this: “I’m indifferent about marriage. I think sometimes people get married so they can say they have that person forever, but a ring doesn’t ensure that you’ll stay together. Watch, now that I’ve said that I will be the first of my friends to get married!” Oh, isn’t she just so funny? And she’s so bohemian, what with her refusal to dream of a white dress. And of course, the quotes play into the tabloid stories Ashley has been pushing about Joe Jonas possibly popping the question any day now. Why, that’s so weird!

Here are some of Ashley’s many candid photos – seriously, there are new photos of her running errands or going to the gym like every other day. What photographer waits around for Ashley Greene? None of them. She calls them.

47254, BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday November 8, 2010. Ashley Greene tries to bundle up in her sweater while out and about in Beverly Hills on a windy afternoon. Greene has reportedly turned down an offer from Playboy to pose nude in the Men's magazine. Photograph: Juan Sharma,

47938, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday November 26 2010. Ashley Greene and boyfriend Joe Jonas venture out to Beso in West Hollywood at Twilight. They met Joe's mom at the Mexican restaurant for dinner. Photograph:  Hellmuth Dominguez,

47931, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - November 26, 2010. Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene have a late lunch at Cheebo. The happy couple were all smiles, holding hands on their way into the restaurant. The couple reportedly ran into trouble recently at a Dubai airport when Joe accidentally left cheese knives in his hand luggage. Photograph: Jeff Steinberg / Matt Smith,

47244, SHERMAN OAKS, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday November 9, 2010. Ashley Greene of Twilight leaves her gym in Sherman Oaks after an early morning workout, holding onto a Puma duffel bag and an herbal drink. Greene was spotted a few days ago at an aerobics class with friend Nicole Richie. Photograph: Sam Sharma

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  1. francesca says:

    ugly girls try hardest

  2. Samigirl says:

    I waited on her when she came into my restaurant a cpl months ago. Not to sound like a b*tch, but she isn’t very pretty. She has a great body, but her face, un made up, isn’t great. And she has a very VERY long neck. I will say this for her, she was very nice and very patient with the gaggle of 17 year old girls who wanted pix with Alice Cullen.

  3. Lisa says:

    I just don’t understand why the hate for this girl? Please explain to me why she is so hated. Because she goes with a Jonas brother who looks more like a girl?

    Btw Kaiser, you don’t hate on Kim Kardashian as much as you do on Ashely Greene and Kim is a certified attention whore. And yes I do like Ashely Greene

  4. David says:

    Great body, not a pretty face

  5. jen says:

    I’d love to know what she gets paid to be the “girlfriend” of Joe Jonas.

  6. Deeta says:

    what I dont understand is why is there a post dedicated on this girl. Who is she?

  7. Lisa says:

    Give her a break will ya!

  8. brin says:

    Guess I’m in the minority but I think she is pretty.

  9. Isabel says:

    not sure what it is about her– her nose maybe? Like it is small and cute but almost too small for her face? The nostrils remind me of phantom of the opera face.. agh

  10. jj says:

    she’s such a fame whore it’s annoying. i don’t think she’s too pretty and i’m just over all these girls being famous for being in a movies where they’re pretty much screen fillers

  11. Obvious says:

    I think she’s adorable.

    But seriously Kaiser, Lisa makes a great point. Why hate on the girls who are harmless when you have Kat-dashian and her sisters? you don’t show much hate for them.

    Still love you though.

  12. icantbelievethis says:

    In the second movie (New Moon) I thought ‘Alice’ did way better than the main two (Rob and Kristen). In the 3rd one I was disappointed at how little ‘Alice’ was in it.

    I could care less about Ashley Greene, but I do think she makes a good Alice.

    Now I’m going to go and hide from all the Rob and Kristen fans. (sorry, I just don’t think their acting was very good in the movies. Well I thought Rob has improved since the first one, but I can’t with Kristen, just can’t).

  13. gabs says:

    Gorgeous girl but a huge famewhore. She only has like 5 lines in those movies. Sit down ashley greene! Shes just as bad as that Kellan lutz guy always calling paparrazzi

  14. Kaiser says:

    When have I not bashed Kim or Kourtney K.? Yes, I do have a soft spot for Khloe, so you’ve got me there. But I’ll give the Kardashian women some credit – they’re very honest about their famewhore game.

  15. sasa says:

    That is so not her boob on the cover. I’m meh on this girl, she doesn’t irritate me as much as Bilson but has potential.

  16. mln76 says:

    Oh she is an obvious famewhore but it’s true she’s harmless compared to the Kardashians.

  17. Sarah says:

    She’s hot and she makes more money than I’ll ever see. I can’t hate on her.

    I love her as Alice, she’s so spunky and cute in those movies. Her acting is better than most of the Twilight cast.

  18. guesty says:

    bilson, greene, et al look like the average brunette every girl. legends in their own minds. *yawn*

  19. Cleo17 says:

    I just want to know if Joe is still wearing his purity ring. {rolling eyes}

  20. icantbelievethis says:

    “I love her as Alice, she’s so spunky and cute in those movies. Her acting is better than most of the Twilight cast.”

    Phew, at least I’m not the only one that feels this way.

  21. Lenore says:

    I have no idea who this woman is but I just want to say, if this site ever branches out into fragrance, the first perfume HAS to be called “Hint Of Cooter”. Genius.

  22. Catherine says:

    Wow, you guys are nasty! LOL. She’s cute.

  23. Wendy says:

    I never would have known that people hated on Rachel Bilson until coming on this site.
    I never have looked at her as a fame whore. To me she is the girl that was on the OC and apparently has an amazing collection of fashion.
    What’s the hate all about?

  24. luna says:

    I hate the Twilight franchise, it’s cheesy and Bella is a horrible example of an American female teenage character, BUT I don’t get all the hate for this girl. Yeah, from what I’ve seen she’s not all that talented or even that pretty, and she’s a famewhore, but that description fits 90% of Hollywood. Why single her out? I miss the days when actors actually had to have something special to offer in order to get attention, not just be skilled in working the media. Writing posts on her just gives validation to all her famewhoring.

  25. Delta Juliet says:

    Funny, I think she’s beautiful. Guess it’s true what they say about different strokes.

  26. serena says:

    She is a bitch, which Rachel Bilson isn’t.

  27. jover says:

    Agree guesty totally ordinary; remember in the 90s when Cosmo actually put supermodels on their covers, and occasionally Madonna, now it will put any marginal famewhore on its cover. BTW, who reads Cosmo anymore, it’s best days are past – didn’t Scavullo do covers for Cosmo back in the day – now the photos look like your typical mall outlet photo kiosk. Yet another example of how lame and uninteresting today’s pop culture has become.

  28. Jezi says:

    I think she’s pretty and has a great body. Why in the world she would date a Jonas brother, I have no clue. I think that’s what is bothering me.

  29. kelBear says:

    @Wendy, I second every word you wrote.

  30. Franny says:

    i just hate that she constantly has her nose up in the air. like…physically one-upping us because she’s dating a jonas brother and is on one of the worst movie series of all times.

  31. lem says:

    she has to put her nose up– she’s flaunting that OBVIOUS nose job of hers.

  32. Johnny Depp's Girl says:


  33. Buckley says:

    I think she’s way hot!

  34. original kate says:

    that cover is so unflattering.

  35. jen says:

    I like her. I just do. But that chewbacca boyfriend of hers has GOT to go.

  36. whattt says:

    I’m sorry, I cannot stand her. She seems to have such a condescending attitude all the time.

  37. Sol says:

    Don’t compare Rachel Bilson with her. RB does have a better fashion sense!!:)

  38. Crash2GO2 says:

    Why do we always have to be looking up her nose?

  39. Bill Hicks is God says:

    Scavullo must be spinning in his grave.

    THIS is what passes for a Cosmo cover now? Does the head photographer from Maxim run over on his lunch hour or what?

  40. Katiexo says:

    I’ll agree with everything in the post (re:famewhore), but wow, the comments on this girl are mean. I am not a Twillight fan, and haven’t seen the flicks, but this girl looks totally cute. Both her face and body. And really, none of us know if she is a bitch or not 😛

  41. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I was dragged to see one of the Twilight movies by my friend (you gotta do terrible things for friendship sometimes) and honestly she was the only bearable one in it (apart from Michael Sheen) so I can’t hate her though that is a terrible fucking cover. I roll my eyes every time I see another actress half naked on a cover … oh how edge …

  42. mystified says:

    Samigirl, interesting post, but I’m trying to figure out how a woman can have too long a neck.

    Aren’t long necks what separate top tier supermodels from catalog models? Hasn’t Gwynneth Paltrow made an enduring career out of an O.K. face and a really great long neck? I can see how an overly long neck might make a man look too effeminate, but I don’t see how a woman can ever have a neck that is too long IMO.

    I do not like her nose at all. It does look rather Phantom-of-the-Operaish in some pictures. I sure hope she didn’t get a nose job to make her nose look like that.

    Also, I didn’t know that Cosmo was still around. I never see it anywhere now, or at least I don’t notice it; but I used to see it everywhere. Its publishers sure made a bad decision in firing Helen Gurley Brown.

  43. Bruce says:

    CDAN ran a blind item about a young starlet who had pissed off the director of her popular movie franchise by sleeping with pretty much everyone in the cast and crew except him. It was assumed by most to be AG. She’s gotten famous the old-fashioned way.

  44. Kim says:

    Awful cover. She is prettier than this – bad photo, bad lighting, bad outfit, bad choice of exposed hanging boob?? Who were the stlyist and photographer? They need to be fired!

  45. Cait says:

    Yuck, major Jacko nose!

  46. Kat says:

    Its sad how their “fans” doesnt realize how famewhore this woman is, she is just taking advantage of Joe, the relationship have become so public that they are starting to be very annoying, seriously girl no one cares who you are dating, just get so talent