Khloe Kardashian is going to jail

It’s got to suck being the sister of Kim Kardashian. You can argue all day about whether her assets are real, but she’s definitely beautiful, at least in a Hollywood sort of way. And depending on your views, her sister Kourtney is even hotter. And then there is Khloe. It’s hard to say if she’s actually unattractive, or just seems that way compared to her more genetically blessed older sisters.

Last fall Khloe got a DUI – which was dramatically reenacted on the family’s reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and framed in a way to make it look like it all happened because Khloe, 24, was having trouble dealing with the anniversary of her father’s death. Now Khloe has to report to jail by this Friday – where she must put in an astounding three days time.

Khloe Kardashian, the youngest of the Kardashian sisters, has been sentenced to three days in Los Angeles County jail for violating probation following a DUI arrest.

“She admitted to failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class,” said L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan on Monday. “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved,” her rep tells PEOPLE.

Over the weekend, Kardashian showed no obvious signs of worry about her upcoming jail term, as she attended a party at the Project Beach House in Malibu with her mother and sister Kourtney. “Khloe actually looked great, really relaxed and having a good time,” says a partygoer at Sunday’s Lia Sophia Clambake. “[She] didn’t look like she had a care in the world and even got a massage.”

[From People]

It’s shit like that – massages, not having a “care in the world” – that makes people hate celebrities. Though using that word to describe Khloe Kardashian isn’t exactly accurate. The “partygoer” says it as though it’s a GOOD thing. Thank God Khloe isn’t being burdened with stress or guilt or any feeling of responsibility for getting a DUI! That would be the real crime.

Something tells me Khloe will do just fine in jail. She has one of those faces that says she could beat the shit out of someone if she had to.

Here’s Khloe Kardashian arriving at Platinum Motors in West Hollywood with her brother and his girlfriend to pick up her customized Range Rover on June 30th. Because that’s what someone with a DUI needs. A new car. Header of Khloe celebrating her birthday at Pure nightclub in Vegas on June 27th. Image below of the Kardashian sisters during a taping of The View on 6/25/08. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. Kevin says:

    What do you mean she’s unattractive? She looks just like Elvis!

  2. Kylie says:

    So what do her looks have to do with her being a destructive and dangerous member of society?

    Yes, driving drunk is horrible. Not even trying to do the minimum to repay her debt to society is also bad. I’m just not sure how talking about her appearence compared to her sisters has anything to do with this story. Seems kind of shallow to me. And I’m a girl who loves her trashy celebrity gossip.

  3. Kolby says:

    What is wrong with the header picture? It doesn’t even look like her and I cna’t pinpoint why.

  4. Ron says:

    awww poor baby. she’ll be booked and leave. there isn’t enough jail space for her ass in LA. She really should be arrested for that dress.

  5. lola lola says:

    Beautiful? She looks like she has to wax her moustache everyday. Three days in jail and this chick’s gonna have a goatee.

  6. SandraD says:

    Is that the same dress Lauren Conrad is wearing to The Dark Knight premiere?

    Looks terrible on both of em.

  7. Ling says:

    Let me know if I’m alone in this: the first thing I saw when I looked at that picture was, “SARS Palace?!” (Because her head is covering the “cea”.) Wierd that I didn’t in that case think “Sars Ace”… I guess my subconscious logical self put the font and the “ace” together and read “palace”, but my inner Torontonian zeroed in on the Sars.

  8. alex says:

    God, she looks like a bloke.

  9. snappyfish says:

    She failed to complete a course and community service so she will have to do 3 days? It seems to me it is far easier to do 3 days than the course and CS.

    No wonder the ‘hollywood’ types don’t become responsible adults. They are shown time and time again that they don’t actually have to be responsible.

    Sad state of affairs, what is worse is that I actually know who this nobody is.

  10. Brandi says:

    Kloe is the hottest one of all!! She is more NATURAL than the other girls, and she’s REAL WOMAN size! No she’s not barbie, but that makes her the hottest one of all!! 😛 Lick-o-licious!!

  11. nena says:

    she is ugly with balls!!

  12. CB Rawks says:

    “It’s hard to say if she’s actually unattractive, or just seems that way compared to her more genetically blessed older sisters.”

    I can clear that up for you: Woof.

  13. Sue says:

    All trash…………complete trash.

  14. scorn says:

    Well, seeing as how her father helped get OJ off maybe she can serve extra time, just to make up for a little bad karma. Or may she can start dating OJ since he’s such a great guy and all. They have a lot in common, they are both of some size, they both really like swearing, they both have dark hair and eyes and they both LOVE the limelight. OJ can even give her some tips on slammer etiquette.

  15. Lia Sophia says:

    I just want to be pretty as they are.

    They all look hot.

    All men will chase them , I guess?

  16. Kate says:

    Why would they put this on her. she did nothing wrong. the should put it in the past. And all the girls are hot and look at Khloe she has nothing wrong with her body. Why are they saying that she is different.. :}