“Gerard Butler likes long walks on the beach, pastries, Scottish moors, cargo pants, trolling for strange in warm climates, The Beatles and oral sex. Seeking busty, dark woman for light bondage.” You know that’s totally his personal ad.

Anyway, these are new photos of Gerard Butler in Miami on Monday – he flew there last Friday, presumably to go to the Art Basel convention, but more likely to stroll for Miami strange. Gerard is one of those guys who loves a hot climate. He loves to ogle dark, tanned women (girls) in bikinis. He’s one of those guys. As you can see, Gerry was all “art schmart” as he is now on the beach, with some wingmen, likely trolling for girls. He looks pretty good too – I think he’ll probably have some luck. As I mentioned this weekend, I’m wondering if Gerard had something “done”. He’s looking a lot younger, although much of it could be because of weight loss, a tan, and maybe some better skin care. Who knows?

By the way, this was almost a “From the desk of…” post but I tried to write a few lines, and I could figure out a way to translate Gerard’s growls appropriately. Something like “Grr…I’ll take your bikini top off with my teeth GRRR…” See? It just doesn’t come easily for the written word. Too bad. I’m starting to think that Clive Owen is the only one who can be properly channeled for “From the desk of…”

Photos courtesy of Fame.