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11 Responses to “David Beckham says his family is not leaving L.A.”

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  1. Syko says:

    Oh, thank God, I was so worried. Because you know, the British have not yet developed the art of photography, and even if they did, it takes so long to bring them over on a ship that they’d be out of date before we got them, and we wouldn’t know what Posh is wearing these days. If anything.

    If Becks would like to relocate by himself, however, I can offer him room in my apartment. With benefits.

  2. lady garden says:

    on behalf of the UK may i just say thank fuck for that

  3. Jack says:

    LOL Lady Garden, me to, another Uk-er. We did well shipping them off hehe!!

  4. lb says:

    Okay Uk-ers, we will keep Becks/Posh and you can keep Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Christian Slater and Kevin Spacy. Seems like a nice even trade.

  5. Mikw says:

    Becks needs to get away…to escape the Scieno clutches of Tom Cruise!

  6. geronimo says:

    Take Madge back. She’s not happy here, she needs a bigger stage. We just want what’s best for her. 😈

    I don’t mind if Posh comes back but I guess if Syko wants David, they need to stay put. Hope it’s purely a sex toy you’re after, Syko, not conversation or anything complicated like that… 😀

  7. Syko says:

    Oh god no, no conversation. I can’t stand his girly voice!

  8. I choose me says:

    Ha! Naughty, naughty Syko.

  9. jake says:

    Is that the Tom Cruise claw he’s using to steer Posh? So creepy.

  10. Syko says:

    I was wondering about that steering thing myself, she looks half sick and not too steady on her feet, and he looks worried. Too much wine with dinner?

  11. pissoff says:

    Who cares?