Paris Hilton is bored with life

In this clip for an upcoming MTV special, Paris Hilton talks about her love of singing, how she worked harder for it than anything in her life, and how she’s wanted to sing since she was a little girl. She delivers these lines while sitting back on a couch and never changing the tone of her voice. She looks completely bored, like it doesn’t really interest her to discuss her newfound music career, and she’s doing it because she has to.

Paris Hilton is less excited making her crappy bubblegum music than the average secretary doing her daily job. Can you imagine if you called an office and the person answering the phone was as devoid of emotion as Paris? If it was a high-powered executive’s office, you would wonder why they put up with such a bad assistant.

In Paris Hilton’s case, you wonder why she bothers to get up in the morning. Is she really depressed or just bored with life?

Media analysts have called Paris Hilton a “palette cleanser” and said that she’s the perfect brand advertisement because she can be anything you want her to be. With no real passions or obvious interests beyond shopping and showing up for stuff, it’s obvious why. She just doesn’t give a shit what you do with her.

Look, she blends in with the background perfectly. She’s like a pillow that coordinates with everything.

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  1. Jill says:

    She just seemed tired to me.

  2. Randi says:

    Paris is bored with life? I’ll fix that! Get me my shotgun!

    Oh damn, I forgot. I’m Canadian. I don’t have a shotgun. Stupid gun registration program.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Hmmm… she sure gets dressed up /made up to record her music, i.e. passion. Whatever. She just wants more attention, and unfortunately, she gets it. Also, behold the power of Photoshop! I think i want to do an experiement – take a normal picture of me before Photoshop (believe me, nothing exciting) and then after. Anyone interested in seeing the results? Kind of tired of the whole Hollywood beauty machine eating up young women and spitting them out. Plus I have a beautiful young baby girl and I don’t want her to have the same crippling self-esteem issues I have. Alright, TMI, but posting anyway.

  4. SW says:

    Paris needs to get over herself… or better yet, get rid of herself lolz 🙂