Poor Jessica Simpson’s fat and lonely


Jessica Simpson still looks pretty good when she’s not wearing ill-advised black sack dresses. Star Magazine claims she’s gained 20 pounds, though, and even fan site Sweetkisses.net says she’s sporting a fuller figure. She still looks gorgeous and what’s wrong with a starlet who’s a size 8?

While The National Ledger claims Star Magazine says that Jessica is dating newly single Scrubs star Zach Braff and that she’s seen him on both the East and West coast, The Scoop reports that the same article has Jessica fending off his advances:

The recently divorced “Newlyweds” star seemed “put off” by the advances of the “Scrubs” star at a recent event at the Pink Elephant in the Hamptons, according to the new issue of The Star. “He was flirting up a storm and being very aggressive,” a source told the tab. “You could tell it grossed out Jess and her friends. He was like a horny schoolboy.”

In fact, none of the string of hotties the former “Newlyweds” star has been linked with is panning out. She “blindsided” her “Employee of the Month” co-star, Dane Cook, by calling him on June 22 and saying they should go their separate ways, according to the Star. Spokespeople for the two have denied that they were ever an item, but gossips insist that they’ve secretly dated. And Simpson’s fling with Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has apparently flopped.

“Jessica is lonely and needy,” a source tells Star. “She’s having a hard time dealing with the fact that [ex-husband] Nick [Lachey] is in love [with MTV’s Vanessa Minnillo].”

It’s too bad that she’s single and lonely, but she let Nick slip through her fingers and maybe she’ll be more mature about her relationships in the future.

In the August UK edition of Ok! Magazine, Jessica says she loves her curves and that she enjoys eating. She also says that she does Pilates to stay in shape and that she doesn’t want to bulk up like former wrestling star Chyna. (That’s a myth since weight training helps you stay slender and toned, and is a more effective way to shape your body than aerobics.)

Here is Jessica in Ok! and in an ad for her handbag and shoe line. [via]

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  1. Angelika says:
    August 9, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    I feel kinda sorry for her.. Whenever I watched “Newlyweds”, I could see how deeply attached Jessica was to Nick and Nick didn’t really seem to bother that much! And now he’s already in a relationship again and there are so many pictures of the happy couple – I’d be disappointed, too, if someone would get over me that quickly, especially if I’d be that hot 😉

  2. Jess says:
    August 10, 2006 at 12:31 am

    I didn’t see her that way in Newlyweds. I saw Nick as being very uncomfortable with the whole concept and Jessica whoring for the camera and putting on a big show.

  3. Tony B! says:
    August 15, 2006 at 1:10 am

    I saw Jessica perform on Friday night at Pop Starz in West Hollywood and she wasn’t fat!!!!

    She’s not as skinny as she used to be but NO ONE SHOULD BE!!!! No one should be Daisy Duke thin.

    She looks like a healthy girl now!!!

  4. Cindy says:
    June 22, 2007 at 2:43 am

    I feel sorry for her because she loved Nick but he was a butthead to her