Joe Francis’ fake marriage is over after less than two months

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - SEPTEMBER 02: Joe Francis and Christina McLarty arrives at the opening night of Taste Of Beverly Hills Wine & Food Festival on September 2, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images for Taste of Beverly Hills)
Girls Gone Wild creep Joe Francis got “married” to his female doppleganger, entertainment reporter Christina McLarty, in a lavish ceremony at his Mexico estate this November. Francis and McLarty entered into a “civil domestic partnership” officiated by Kevin Huvane of Creative Artists Agency in front of 200 guests including a bunch of Kardashians. They explained at the time that they weren’t getting traditionally married because same sex couples didn’t have the right, and issued a statement claiming “we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States.” Well it may have saved them a lot of trouble, because Francis and McLarty were kaput after less than a month together as man and wife. Radar reports that she moved out shortly after Thanksgiving.

Less than two months after Joe Francis and long-term girlfriend Christina McLarty married in a civil ceremony at his luxurious Mexican retreat, the pair have split, has exclusively learned.

“Joe Francis’ wife moved out, and they might be getting a divorce,” a source close to the couple told exclusively.

A rep for Francis denied the story to on Tuesday.

But the source who is very close to the situation said Christina “moved out of their Bel Air home and into her mother’s house.”

It is not known if she has been staying with her mother temporarily, but the split was an open secret among many of Francis’ pals.

After a four year courtship with the CBS reporter, 37 year-old Francis popped the question in San Tropez while on vacation. In November, the pair had a lavish wedding ceremony at his Punta Mita estate. But their marriage was short lived, and Francis was overheard discussing his separation with close friends at Bruce and Kris Jenner’s annual Christmas eve party.

“He was talking about the details of the separation openly while at the Kardashian holiday party,” our source explained.

“Christina moved out a bit after Thanksgiving.”

[From Radar]

At least she got out. I’m more surprised to hear that they dated for a full four years. It must take incredibly low self esteem, and high levels of delusion and masochism to put up with the king of all douches for that long. Once she was looking at a lifetime with the guy, even those long held defenses broke down and McLarty faced reality and split. I wonder what prompted the breakup and if there was abuse, cheating or both involved. Not much would shock me about Francis.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - SEPTEMBER 02: Joe Francis and Christina McLarty attend the Taste Of Beverly Hills Wine & Food Festival Opening Night on September 2, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images for Taste of Beverly Hills)

44976, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday September 15, 2010. Joe Francis, mastermind behind Girls Gone Wild, and his fiancee Christina McLarty leave Katsuya together. Photograph: Josephine Santos,

HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 01: Joe Francis and Christina McLarty arrive at the OK! Magazine USA 5th Anniversary Party on September 1, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

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  1. guesty says:

    it is more shocking that she was his gf @ all ever.

  2. mln76 says:

    Wasn’t he in jail for half of the time?? whatevs.

  3. Hautie says:

    She probably didn’t actually live with him till they got married. And once she got to see what a true ass he was in all his glory. She left.

    I would also imagine the non stop talking he does, would be exhausting to listen to daily. He just never shuts up. And you know everyone is out to get him! 🙂 Isn’t the tax man still after him?

    Though I hope she got out of the relationship without getting a STD.

  4. happygirl says:

    His smile scares me.

  5. brin says:

    Yuck…he is the king of all douches and he has a lot of competition.

  6. neelyo says:

    He has the same smile as Jill Zarin of Real Housewives of NYC. Hate them both.

  7. Christine says:

    Do you think he has ever given a woman an orgasm, ever? That would shock me. This? Not so much.

  8. Kaiser says:

    Maybe Aniston will date him now.

  9. lisa says:

    Who are these douche bags? Never heard of them.

  10. brin says:

    Must be douche day…first Charlie Sheen, now Joe Francis…all we need is John Mayer to make this douche party complete.

  11. Leona says:

    Not even a gold digger can stand being with this rapist piece of shit…. he’s definitely going to die alone.

  12. Az says:

    I’m surprised any self-respecting woman could tolerate this douchebag for two straight minutes, let alone two months. He is an abusive, misogynistic piece of shit.

  13. Lady D says:

    Too funny Kaiser.

  14. becky says:

    wow shes SO pretty i hadn’t realized that

  15. Obvious says:

    ouch kaiser. what did JA do to you? though in a match of who is douchiest Mayer or Francis? who would win???

  16. Sophie says:

    @Obvious, compared to Francis, Mayer’s pretty tame I think!

  17. attack of the TEETH! says:

    Uggghhh, he has the creepiest mouth ever! All I see are tons of teeth. It’s like he has too many. Weird!

  18. lee says:

    there is a pretty strong rumor going around that he cheated on her with some young poa… big surprise right?

  19. teehee says:

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH — oh sorry, My condolensces.

  20. craigc says:

    Surprise, Surprise!
    This guy has a lifetime’s worth of KARMA to pay….

  21. Kittypants says:

    No amount of money or fame could possibly be worth staying hitched to this worthless sack of shite. I’m guessing she’s not the sharpest tool in the box to agree in the first place.

  22. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @Kaiser!!! LOL!

    My comment about this breakup.. What the eff eva.

  23. nnn says:

    Lol at Kaiser

    He only likes to date underage or just a little older than that.

  24. Bailey says:

    he has the most punchable and scariest halloween face I ever seen

  25. MissyA says:

    I kept on reading “McLarty” as “McFarty” and I thought to myself, “When did Jessica Simpson date Joe Francis?”

  26. KsGirl says:

    She had sex with him. I can’t get that out of my head. Sex. With HIM. That is foul, foul, foul. UGH.

  27. original kate says:

    “he has the most punchable and scariest halloween face I ever seen.”

    @ bailey: i agree, and i would line up to punch it. he is a vile douchelord.

  28. MyCatLoves TV says:

    @neelyo OMG…you are so right! He does have Jill Zarin’s smile! Definition of a “sh*t eating” grin. Both empty soul-less poor excuses for human beings.

  29. Trippin says:

    Me thinks he’s gay that’s why. He looks like he could be Barry Manilow’s son.

  30. mojoman says:

    Do they share the same eye concealer or what? Most probably she left him after she woke up and saw those teeth.

  31. I Choose Me says:

    Why’d she want to marry him in the first place is beyond my ability to comprehend – I mean I know he has money but Kerist in a canoe the man is vile! Truly vile! I cringe every time I see him and ffs, how many teeth does he have?

  32. LT says:

    His face…those eyes…that “smile”…SHUDDER. I’m going to have nightmares.

  33. Annabelle says:

    She is pretty. But getting married to him, and dating him for four years prior, makes her incredibly questionable, in my mind.

    Was he actually accused of rape? I hear the allegation thrown around a lot but can’t find any information.

  34. Hakura says:

    @original kate (#27)- @ bailey: i agree, and i would line up to punch it. he is a vile douchelord.

    LMAO. I’ve never heard the term ‘douchelord’, that just killed me. I don’t think there’s another douche out there more fit to be ‘lord’.

    And it DOES look like he has TOO MANY teeth, WTF is that about? His smile creeps me the fuck out, like one of those Halloween clowns. And it’s like the lights are off behind his eyes.

    *shudder* At least she managed to get out before she ended up in the basement under the floorboards.

  35. Abby says:

    I know they said they married in a civil ceremony because of gays not being able to marry legally, but does anyone else think that Joe would be the first one to get into a fight with a gay man and yell the ‘f’ (not f*ck) word? I do.

  36. Hakura says:

    @Abby (#35)- I agree.

    I was surprised by that reasoning, coming from him. I guess his shameless exploitation of young women for profit (& rape allegation that I’m positive he’s guilty of) caused me to think he completely lacks a conscience or concern for anyone but himself.

    Maybe *she* had that reasoning, but I just can’t buy it from him.