Code Red: Lindsay Lohan is out of the Betty Ford Clinic



Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. I was waiting until TMZ reported it, but Radar got the scoop and E! News is confirming. Despite Mother Crackhead’s strategic leak to TMZ this morning about Lindsay wanting to stay at the Betty Ford Clinic another week, Crackhead Junior has been released.

Lindsay Lohan has been released from the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California after a 90-day stint in rehab, has learned. The Mean Girls star, 24, served the rehab stint in connection with her 2007 DUI conviction, as her repeated failures to meet the terms of her probation caused her to serve two stints in rehab — and two in jail — last year.

Anticipating her release, Lohan Tweeted New Year’s Day that “Today is the first day of the rest of my life. The future depends on what we do in the present.’ -Mahatma Gandhi… One step at a time…”

Her father Michael told CBS Early Show on Monday it’s important for he and Lindsay’s mother Dina to put aside their long-running bad blood to present a united front for the sake of their recovering daughter.

“I’ll say this now: I don’t want to be held responsible in the future,” Michael said. “If Dina and I can’t get on the same page and resolve the differences she believes that we have, it’s going to be a never-ending battle for Lindsay. She needs that stability in her family. All my kids need it.”

Lindsay’s next court appearance is scheduled for February 25.

Earlier today, a source close to the actress confirmed to E! News that Lohan would in fact be exiting the center “very shortly.” They weren’t lying.

A source now confirms to E! News that Lindsay left her desert digs “earlier this morning,” but did not divulge when or to where she was headed.

The 24-year-old is expected to meet up with mom Dina Lohan and secure herself a sober coach before ultimately deciding if she will call New York or Los Angeles home.

However, while she’s made good on her rehab stint, she remains on probation and is due back in court for a progress hearing on her 2007 DUI conviction—AKA what got her into this mess in the first place—on Feb. 25.

[From E! News & Radar]

Lock up your drugs. Lock up your liquor. Lock up your husbands. Lock up your cigarettes. Lock up your orange spray tan goop. Lock up your donkeys. Lock up your jewels. Lock up your cash. Lock up your girlfriends. Lock up your babies. Lock up your cars. Lock up your everything. BLOHAN IS FREE.



Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. brin says:

    Aaaakkk!! Is she driving? Everyone get off the roads if she is!

  2. lucy2 says:

    Hide the hair bleach! Stay off the roads! Run for your lives!

  3. Diane says:

    Lord have mercy.

  4. Ew says:

    I see nipple in the second picture! Barfff!

  5. Bellatrix says:

    Apocalypse now.

  6. citysuede says:

    wow….look out LA!

  7. tsagrednerp says:

    ‘Hide yo kids, hide you wife and hide yo husband…’


  8. Tazina says:

    Maybe she’ll make it this time.

  9. Penguen says:

    Hide yo kids.
    Hide yo wife.
    And hide yo husbands, ’cause she’s taking everybody else out there…

  10. Penguen says:

    @tsagrednerp – heh, didn’t see your comment there. Great minds think alike.

  11. December says:

    The cocaine industry in LA is now going dry as we speak…

  12. Nanea says:

    And what about locking up Restylane and Juvederm?

    Or are we waiting for the duckbill look to replace the trout pout?

  13. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    And… exhale… I knew it wouldnt be long

  14. mln76 says:

    ‘Hide yo kids, hide you wife and hide yo husband…’

    Thanks for the laugh…I have to say I love the comments on this site apart from the crazies.

  15. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Kaiser!!! LMFAO!! Lock up your donkeys!!!

  16. jen says:

    I know people have complained about it, but I gotta say I LOVE your dedication to using these Lohan pictures. They make me laugh every single time LOL

    They druggin’ errbody out here!!!

  17. krissy_kitty says:

    LMAO at Lock up your donkeys!!

  18. Mshuffleupagus says:

    She should have been released yesterday. God made it rain crack for her.

  19. Louise says:

    Please I beg of you, stop posting these photos. They are horrifying.

  20. Marie says:

    Bwhahahahaha!! OMG I snorted!! “Lock up your donkeys” Thank you Kasier!

  21. Matt says:

    “lock up your Donkeys”

    LMAO thanks for making the first morning back at work more bearable Kaiser!

  22. anoneemouse says:

    As soon as her biological sperm and egg donors started opening their mouths this morning telling us she was staying in rehab should have been the first clue that they were lying…of course she was gonna book it from BFC as soon as she was able to…after all, according to her she never had any problems to begin with…

  23. TeeTee says:

    I fell out laughing and then shuddered..

    Look guys, look out!!!


  24. Stephanie says:

    Excellent post Kaiser! Thanks for the laugh! 🙂

  25. Sumodo1 says:

    Lock up Samantha Ronson!!!

  26. Praise St. Angie! says:

    other than the echo of “hide yo’ INSERT WORD HERE” that I’ll put out, THIS struck me.

    “If Dina and I can’t get on the same page and resolve the differences she believes that we have”

    how’s that for a veiled blame-throw? “the differences SHE BELIEVES THAT WE HAVE”…like the differences are all in her head, right? OY VEY…this family…

  27. JenJen says:

    These pics don’t ever get old!
    Why do they keep giving ‘Fameho Father’ air time and ANY credibility?

  28. Susan says:

    Dear Lindsay,

    Please go away forever and a day.



  29. chasingadalia says:

    Whoa, nips!

  30. Fire says:

    The fact that she left rehab the second she could tells me she might not actually be “healed”…

  31. JRenee says:

    This entire family is a real train wreck! She needs to go into some 2 year sober program and stop lying/stealing.

  32. Eileen says:

    I was at the gym when I read the title of this post and almost fell of my bike laughing! Kids are safely inside and liquor & drug cabinet is locked!!!

  33. Marjalane says:

    Is there a 12 step program for kicking the orange spray tan gook? She looks like she smells of a lube and oil shop.

  34. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    Happy New Year Kaiser et al!

    god, the nips…ugh!

    Love these pics, they remind me why I will never do drugs!!

    So who’s going to start the countdown to the next Lilo ‘drama’ – I’ll give it 21 days…

  35. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    oh btw – watched the Simpsons epsiode where they parody they Betty Ford Clinic in a musical production…

    think the best line was where the judge was saying the celeb should be put away to protect everyone, but instead sang; ‘but you’re rich & famous and its LA’!!!

    Story of Lilo & the Betty Ford me thinks!

  36. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    oh & last post…Kaiser, can you pls do Rufus Sewell for HGF??? Have you seen him lately??!! ;o)

  37. The.princess.leia says:

    @tsagrednerp: That was the first thing that came to my mind. We need a remix!

    She’s climbin’ in your window
    snorting your cocaine up
    so you betta hide your bleach, hide your dope and hide your tanning bed cuz she’s on the loose

    EDIT: Replaced beer with bleach

  38. Ash says:

    While I do love the lulz, I have to admit my heart bleeds for this girl a bit.

    Here’s hoping she escapes the insanity of her “parents” and finds some happiness, peace, security.

  39. Confuzzle says:

    😆 wooohoooo deadpool points are coming!

  40. Cari says:

    @ #26 I thought the same thing when I read that

  41. albeli says:

    I love these pics–they’re hilarious. Please don’t stop using them.

  42. Butch says:

    Okay. Heard she’s moving to Venice Beach. I’m all…oh no not in my neighborhood people! But…well…there it is. What? Does she think this is the fucking country side?

  43. sickofit says:

    drunk the next minute she stepped out of the betty ford

  44. sammie says:

    I really do love this site when everyone else has already remixed hide yo kids hide yo wife for me

  45. the original bellaluna says:

    First thought that popped into my head: “hide yo wife; hide yo kids!” but more along the lines of “hide yo crack; hide yo booze!”

    Second thought: Oh dear God, she’s out (probably) driving around in this rain! (It’s absolutely pouring here today.)

    Total blame-throw by Blohan’s dad, “the problems she THINKS we have” – dude, that would be one of the biggest problems you BOTH have!! And don’t even get me started on your propensity to record ALL your phone calls, the rampant substance abuse running through the Blohan clan, and the physical abuse you impart on whoever happens to disagree with you.

  46. Fatpeoplesrpeoples2 says:

    “In other news, a sudden cocaine shortage has left California drug dealers reeling”

  47. Lock up your casting couches too. The serious actress is back!!!

  48. December says:

    I just heard she decided not to get out today and that she still is in rehab…?

    So, is she out or is she still at Betty Ford? God, this girl…

  49. KatScorp says:

    Oh Kaiser, I almost busted my gut laughing at the donkey thing. I love this site.

    @ Praise St. Angie: yeah I noticed Daddy Dickhead’s passive aggressive bitching too. What an asshole.

  50. albeli says:

    I just read on X17 that the Venice beach place she’s renting is right next to Samantha Ronson’s new place, and that Sam is POed.

    Cue the drama in 3, 2, 1…


  51. Psyren says:

    Gotta go put my donkey on lockdown. Thanks for the heads up!

  52. moxy says:

    alex o’laughlin for hot guy friday???

    le sigh. lohan…..

  53. Green Is Good says:

    The Limo that came to pick up Lohan probably had a fully stocked mini-bar.

  54. Crash2GO2 says:

    Venice Beach has lots of bars and nightlife. Plus she can walk (stumble) wherever she wants without getting behind the wheel.

    It will be interesting to see her ‘act’ her way through continued recovery. So far, it’s been less than Oscar worthy.

  55. Hakura says:

    For the love of God, protect the children & cocktails!

  56. Annabelle says:

    @ Praise St Angie – 0ooooh good eye! I didn’t even notice that. THAT is a whopper. He’s a d-ck. Lindsay has no chance!

  57. skeptical says:

    I found this in a comment on dlisted. It gave me chills.
    The overly attentive caught my eye. Lindsay didn’t like Samantha being around other people.
    Lindsay always has some excuse. The world is out to get her. She lies even when the lie is obvious.
    Her moods flip quickly, or seem to anyway. Wasn’t there a video where she said on camera that paris hilton hit her? And then another vid where she denied it?
    The pity party link too made me think. She does play for sympathy a lot, claiming victim status.
    I knwo I don’t know her but reading those lists and thinking about her behavior over 2009 and 2010….it’s just kinda strange. And a little scary, especially how she seemed to be treating ronson, with broken windows and twitter accusations and throwing drinks at samantha’s head.

  58. dB says:

    omg. Millions of $’s & her nails are jacked up. In pic 2 she has half her thumb painted. So crackish

  59. Hakura says:

    EDIT- Oops. I somehow posted twice. >.< Sorry about that.

  60. Hakura says:

    @Skeptical (#57)- That *is* a disturbing run down of a lot of her behavior. =\ I wouldn’t be surprised. Though I guess it’s possible a lot of those qualities apply to an addict, too.

  61. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    X-17 Link to Lindsay’s new pad…

    How the f’ing heck can she afford this???!!!

  62. munchies says:

    the funny thing is…. she rented a place in Venice beach, same neighborhood with Samantha Ronson and SamRo is pissed and freaking out.
    Shes not ok yet, shes still a stalker, crackhead. She needs to be locked up.

    I wonder why she badly needs to be with that so Unattractive Samantha. I think her cure is not rehab or cell. I think she needs a Man. She needs real sex so she will straighten up. Maybe she needs Hefner, Tiger or Hulk Hogan,whoever! I dunno, just I think she need a man, not lesbian.

  63. Jazz says:

    Hide Christina Aguilera too ’cause if she’s been hanging out with SamRo then Lindsay’s gonna cut a bitch!

  64. happygirl says:

    Happy New Year, Everyone!

    LMAO at the article and all the awesome posts! You guys crack me up!

  65. jayem says:

    I never get tired of that terrible, horrible, awful, no-good picture of her…