LMAO: Lindsay Lohan building privacy fence so Sam Ronson won’t spy on her


These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan, out and about in LA yesterday. She’s still calling the paparazzi on herself, and she’s still absolutely thrilled to be photographed. I also think her busted weave is looking less busted, and blonder. I swear, she and her mother look the same age – both look like boozy floozies in their 40s, and like they have leather jackets that say “Stain’s Bitch” on them.

Anyway, there are a bunch of somewhat minor Lohan stories today. First – Lindsay’s assault victim, Dawn Chapman, released a statement saying in essence that we should all just leave poor little Lindsay alone. Yeah, Dawn got paid. Let’s see… oh, Lindsay spent some time with Jamie Lee Curtis, her “mom” from Freaky Friday. I don’t even want to think about what that conversation sounded like. Jamie: “Hey, sweetheart, how are you doing?” Lindsay: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I’M FINE LEAVE ME ALONE.”

But this is the story that really made my day – so Lindsay is moving in right beside Samantha Ronson’s house in Venice Beach. And yesterday TMZ had an absolutely hilarious story about how Lindsay “didn’t know” she was moving in right beside the woman she’s been stalking for two years. And now Radar reports… wait… LMAO… that Lindsay wants to build a privacy fence around her property so that Sam won’t be able to “spy or see” Lindsay. Jesus Christ, crackhead.

Lindsay Lohan wants to build a fence so new neighbor and ex-lover Sam Ronson can’t “spy or see” what’s going on inside her rehabbed actress’ beachside home, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

Ronson was spotted looking visibly upset upon learning the Mean Girls star, 24, had moved into the Venice, California, townhouse next door from her after leaving rehab on Monday — a story first reported by RadarOnline.com.

“Trust me, it wasn’t planned,” Ronson fumed to paparazzi.

Now, RadarOnline.com has learned Lindsay is planning to build a fence between the properties, in a kind-of peace offering to the woman she dated on-and-off again from September, 2008.

Lindsay’s dad Michael was spotted at Anawalt Lumber in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

“It will give both of them some space and privacy,” one source close to Lindsay told RadarOnline.com, “and it will ensure neither of them can see or spy on each other!”

[From Radar]

Lindsay is going to supervise the building of the fence. And she will scream with crack rage at you if you mention that the “fence” looks more like a one-sided ladder built specifically so that Lindsay can spy on Samantha on every level of Sam’s home. God bless this crackhead, you know? She thinks she’s being so sly, so clever, so nonchalant. Like we won’t notice that she’s violently obsessed with Samantha to the point of total cracked-out delusion.




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  1. Heather says:

    I think Lindsay is as insane as everyone else and is up to her usual shenanigans….but I think we all know Samantha Ronson is loving all of this and will encourage it. She is stringing Lindsay along and has been for years. She’s a nobody without her. So say all you want about Lindsay being crazy and I won’t say a word against it, but come on. Samantha Ronson is NOT a victim.

  2. Marjalane says:

    “And she will scream with crack rage at you if you mention that the “fence” looks more like a one-sided ladder built specifically so that Lindsay can spy on Samantha on every level of Sam’s home.”

    I’m still cackling at that part.

  3. lucy2 says:

    Um…isn’t she RENTING this place? Should we start placing bets on how long before the landlord kicks her out?

  4. YT says:

    The fence story and reason why is a great one, true or not. The drama queen is back in full swing.

  5. Bill Hicks is God says:

    If she’s renting she can’t just throw up a fence for one, she needs the owner’s permission. Secondly, watch next for a property line dispute or something stupid. Anything to provoke so she will have an excuse to engage Ronson.

  6. lulu says:

    Kaiser, you should be writing a sitcom. You make people laugh out loud. A lot. I bet you could even make Sam Ronson laugh at this piece.

    No wait, that last part is not true.

  7. fabgrrl says:

    Run, Sam, run!

  8. brin says:

    Maybe Jaime Lee could get Lindsay hooked on Activia so she can spend all her time in the can and leave Sam alone.

  9. Matt says:

    Hang on, wasn’t she moving out of the property yesterday?

  10. Mizz Tickles says:

    Good point Heather 🙂 Even though Lindsay is not intriguing, Sam is even less interesting.

  11. bubbles says:

    I don’t understand the whole hair extension thing. I mean WTF? it never matches and it looks completely fake and like shit. who are you trying to fool? you’ve got somebody’s dead hair hanging, glued to your head. ewwwwww!

  12. Obvious says:

    honey, back to red! when the blonde comes out we know the crack shenanigans are on!

  13. Laurie says:

    Just move out already, Lindsay! I’m sure the boxes are still packed. This makes her look even more like an idiot!!

  14. krissy_kitty says:

    I don’t think Sam is necessarily stringing Lindsay along.. I think Sam is genuinely concerned about LL’s welfare and wants to see her recover. I think every time she extends an olive branch to LL it comes around to bite her in the ass. Do I think Sam should catch on that LL is an extremely sick person and she is better off cutting her off entirely? Yep. How many times are you gonna move and have your ex move in right next door before you realize b-tch is cray cray?

  15. Innocent says:

    I agree Sam isn’t a victim but WTF is Lindsay thinking moving next door after her 5th rehab. It’s just crazy.
    It makes it even less likely that Lindsay with all this going on will not fail any alcohol or drug test in the next 50 days.

  16. Heather says:

    @innocent Lindsay is insane. Only thing I can think of. Her and SamRo are both drama whores. *shrug*

  17. Novaraen says:

    How in the hell is she going to build a privacy fence when those two houses are three stories tall and like 6 feet from each other. lol…ahhh, more crackhead shenanagins!

  18. la_chica says:

    back to her old shenanigans

  19. Moreaces says:

    Sam, you actually have more money at our disposal than LoHo, so just move girl, you do not need the drama, you have more friends, more money, You do not need this crackhead effing up your grove..

  20. anoneemouse says:

    Yes a privacy fence is definitely the answer…stupid girl

  21. Hautie says:

    Unfortunately, Samantha is going to have to pack up her life once again, to escape the crazy.

    And I am curious why Lohan needs a fence. Isn’t the bottom floor of these condo’s, the garage? So the living space starts on the second floor?

    So what exactly can a 6 foot fence hide, on the second floor of a building?

    Run… SAM… Run…

  22. happygirl says:

    Well…another day, another chance for me to LMAO at her crack shenanigans! Oh…this is getting good =)

    Rita…where are you today? 🙂

  23. Melissa says:

    She looks like a female michael jackson in the first pic below the story!!

  24. Crash2GO2 says:

    Who wants to bet me that she’s got vodka in her Rock Star?

  25. anti says:

    assuming that she’s been gifted that purse for being photographed.

  26. tooey says:

    Wow, just right back to the scripted and styled paparazzi shots, huh? Not even an effort to pretend anything has changed. My wish for 2011 is that this bitch spend some serious time behind bars. Prison bars, that is…

  27. original kate says:

    oh, right…lindsay’s the one who wants a privacy fence. sure, i’ll buy that.

    *rolls eyes so hard as to induce headache*

  28. Mshuffleupagus says:

    Hey guys! Man, recovery can be tough, but at least I’ve got my… ROCKSTAR. *wink*

  29. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Dear broke crackhead: You could also just close your drapes.

    This is just another opportunity for White Oprah to cry victim when LiLo a) gets evictied for building a fence on property that doesn’t belong to her; b) gets fined by the city for not getting building permits; c) gets trashed with workmen building fence; d) all of the above.

  30. MissyA says:

    I’m just wondering what little scheme our Lilo is cooking up to endear herself unto her ex lover.

    I mean, sure, she’s as close to her ex as she can possibly be without sharing rent (by no means an amateur move) – but what’s her endgame? What’s her piece de la resistance?

    Is she planning on bringing over homemade pies and pastries as a peace offering? (Hmm. . .) Or is she planning on stumbling home drunk and “accidently” getting in the wrong bed? (More likely than not.) How does she think she can woo Sam back?

    I’m just. . . fascinated with the level of delusion.

  31. Hollowdoll says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Sam was thinking of getting plastic surgery and changing her name. RUN SAM RUN!

  32. JRenee says:

    Now who’s funding the place and the payoff’s?

  33. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    That 2nd photo is terrifying – she looks like Michael Jackson with all the plastic surgery

    Regardless of the delusions of the mad stalker and crackhead Lindsay has become, the fact that she has had that much surgery, fillers and botox all by the tender age of 24 is really sad and an absolute scary story to drug users!

    I just wish Lilo could see what she has done to herself, but then that would be asking her to have some self-awareness so I may as well give up on that one ever happening

    3,2,1…crackhead drama alert!

  34. Roxanne75 says:

    nice fake hair

  35. flourpot says:

    Build a fence! That’ll be one tall fence. I like yesterdays plan, where she was going to MOVE OUT so as to keep everyone happy. If Sam stays there, to me it proves that she’s either immature or enabling. Or you can take what’s behind door number 3. Stupid.

  36. Iggles says:

    This chick is nuts! How about you MOVE and leave your ex-gf in peace??

  37. Mia135 says:

    Wow, busted weave indeed.

  38. Adilys says:

    “…like they have leather jackets that say ‘Stain’s Bitch’ on them”

    Who is Stain?

  39. ShellyMay says:

    Lindsay bringing back the crazy. She is never going to learn.

  40. serena says:

    Geh she’s blonde again.

  41. Lyla says:

    @ kirssy_kitty, I completely agree! I’ve actually thought that all along now about how Sam isn’t looking for attention, she’s just concerned that Lindsay is going to hurt herself. Sam was really good friends with DJ AM who died of an o/d and some other people like that so I don’t think she wants that to happen again to someone she knows. I didn’t see Sam around Lindsay this fall until it got really bad and people were seriously thinking Lindsay was going to end up dead.
    As for whether Lindsay moved next door to Sam by accident, obviously not. Lindsay is a crazy bitch who knew excactly what she was doing. And why is Michael involved in her life all of a sudden? Is he going to be her enabler instead of Dina?

  42. whitedaisy says:

    God, I love the word, “shenanigans”.

  43. hellen says:

    “‘Stain’s Bitch’ ”

    Damn you spellcheck! lolz
    Actually, that is probably very accurate.

    And gee, how long will it take to build that 3-story privacy fence? Lindsay is gonna sit out there on her balcony with binoculars anyway.

  44. Kim says:

    “STAIN’S BITCH” – my new favorite phrase! As Michael K would say, “Typo and it stays.”

  45. Charlotte says:

    I think it would be hilarious if Samantha decided after Lindsay spends all that hardwork supervising her dad building the stupid fence, she should sublet her townhouse to a member of TMZ’s paparazzi. She could call Sarah Palin and get some tips. It would also free up Lindsay’s cell phone from having to call them on a daily basis.

  46. the original bellaluna says:

    1) You can’t do anything to a rental property (add, subtract, build, knock down, etc…) without first getting the approval of the property owner.

    2) Something like a “privacy” fence (or any other kind of fence) must also be approved by the homeowners’ association, as well as the city. Especially in a beach community – wouldn’t want to block anyone’s view, right 😉

    3) What is a 6′ privacy fence going to do when the living quarters are on the 2nd floor? Is it some sort of new “crackhead floating/suspension privacy fence”?

    Kaiser, you crack me up every time I read what you’ve written about Blohan’s latest crack shenanigans!

  47. Rio says:

    I think that the responsibility shouldn’t be on Sam to move. How many times is she going to have to pick up and start over because Lindsay will not take a hint if applied with a sledgehammer? Is Sam stringing her along? Maybe, but honestly I never got that vibe. The onus shouldn’t be on Sam to uproot herself everytime Lindsay gets into her head that she’s going to “win her back”.
    Stringing along or not, Sam really should take out a restraining order. Lindsay Lohan has proven that she lies, expecting everyone to believe her and can be dangerous (assault, kidnapping, hit-and-run)…and show absolutely NO remorse for her actions. That goes beyond “shenanigans”- that’s the sign of a sociopath.

  48. skeptical says:

    @ flourpot…. I’m gonna guess door #3. Stupid 🙂
    I’ve been aware of ronson since 2003. 90% of the time she wants to hide, then the other 10% she tries to be a comedienne. Emphasis on *tries*.
    But always wants to keep her personal life private.
    She’s sweet., got a kind heart….. but not very bright.

  49. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Damn! She is totally cracked out..

    AND HER LIPS ARE BACK! She had them done so that she could kiss Sam’s ass from across the fence.

  50. MoMo says:

    I was wondering if Sam Ron’s house would still be standing this morning.

  51. wonderful says:

    Soooo obviously she wasn’t getting her hair done that night she broke curfew, as her hair is tragically faded and grown out.

  52. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “She had them done so that she could kiss Sam’s ass from across the fence.”

    thank you for the laugh, JD’s girl!

  53. flourpot says:

    @JD’sGirl re: She had them done so that she could kiss Sam’s ass from across the fence.

    best.visual.ever. LOL

  54. beth says:

    ‘Lindsay’s dad Michael was spotted at Anawalt Lumber in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

    “It will give both of them some space and privacy,” one source close to Lindsay told RadarOnline.com, “and it will ensure neither of them can see or spy on each other!” ‘

    ever notice, how in many gossipmags, michael lohan is always in the vicinity before the next paragraph goes on to elaborate what ‘one unnamed source close to Lindsay’, says?

    one source close to lindsay, my ass – i bet that was michael lohan speaking and he’s got shit for brains.

    it might even have had been HIS idea in the first place – his idea of being supportive of his daughter, but since he’s beyond dumb, he doesnt even realise hes just enabling her.

    whatever, this is still unforgivable stalker behaviour on lindsay’s part.
    FORGIVABLE only if you’ve got an IQ of 50, Lindsay!

  55. phlyfiremama says:

    Just 2 words for Samantha Ronson: Restraining. Order.
    Oh, wait, 2 more: Good Luck!

  56. happygirl says:

    Ohhhh!! I love all you guys! These posts are hilarious! Thanks for the extra chuckles today! (and the visuals!)

  57. Henriette says:

    Can’t she learn from kidman? Gingers look hot ginger and horrid blonde. ‘Nuf said.

  58. jen says:

    Haven’t gone through all the comments yet so forgive me if I repeat what someone else has already said, but here we are, concrete proof Lohan has not changed one bit. I have been adamant all along that she wouldn’t, other unfortunate souls insisted she would. She’s been out of rehab how long? And she’s already posing for the paps and doing her product placement shtick with her pop or whatever the hell drink she’s holding.

    She WILL. NEVER. CHANGE. Bless you poor souls who keep believing in her, but you are wasting your time.

  59. Abby says:

    I can’t stop laughing over the “Stain’s Bitch” remark. Best ever.

    And Loho, please just dye the damn hair something darker to cover up the faded weave job.

  60. Confuzzle says:

    I bet Loho’s got a hell of a night vision goggles collection.

  61. PrettyLights says:

    I like her outfit, and her shenanigans amuses me.

  62. Gracie says:


    dina Lohan – caring mother of the year!!!!!

    Vile excuse for a mother

  63. skeptical says:


    had to throw this up. it’s Samantha herself responding to a number of the rumors in her trying-to-be-offhand-funny way. she wants to hide, is shoved in the spotlight anyway after the CoverGirl party and she’s trapped waiting for her car, “there’s nobody else for you guys to pester?”
    she tries to stall, then mentions about her beach digs, about lilo moving in, apparently she can only hope it’s an interesting coincidence, a very interesting pause when asked if she’ll leave, michael building the wall…

    yea… i think she’s a sweet girl who isn’t very bright sometimes. and perhaps a little too Jane Bennet about people.

  64. Liana says:

    If Sam stays there, to me it proves that she’s either immature or enabling.


    But why should SHE have to move? Why should Sam have to uproot her entire life because of this girl? She already lived there. Frankly, she should simply go about her life as if Lindsay was not there. Lindsay Lohan needs to realize that the world doesn’t revolve around her and that she doesn’t have the power to move people from their lives.

  65. the original bellaluna says:

    Re: “Stain’s Bitch” – see this link http://www.dlisted.com/node/35709! Is this it?

  66. Trippin says:

    Everyone underestimates Lesbian Love, the challenges, the drama, the setbacks, the reuniting…Whatcha wanna bet they get back together this year?