Angelina Jolie tried to adopt Justin Bieber, basically

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One of the very few things I like about Justin Bieber is his near obsession with dark women. I’m a dark woman myself, so I always appreciate when a man avoids the all-too-standard “Hollywood blonde” thing and has a serious brunette fetish. Bieber adores women with coloring like Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashian, and Halle Berry. He even name-checked Halle on the Golden Globes red carpet as the woman he most wanted to meet. The Bieb likes his girls dark. So what’s he doing with Angelina Jolie?!? Yes, she’s a brunette, but her skin is much too ivory for a boy who likes some chocolate in his milk. Easy joke: Angelina is trying to adopt The Bieb.

According to Us Weekly, one of the Bieb’s friends snapped the photo of Jolie and Bieb, and it sounds more like he wanted to meet her:

Is Angie a Belieber? Angelina Jolie met fellow superstar Justin Bieber on the red carpet at Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills.

Bieber’s pal “jonmchu” posted a TwitPic of the big-time encounter the next day. Serene Jolie, 35, who wore a sequined green Versace gown, towered over Bieber, 16, wearing D&G and oversized 3D purple sunglasses.

The teen phenom was starstruck at his first-ever Globes. “Backstage at the Golden Globes,” Bieber Tweeted. “Everyone is here. This is nuts!!”

The singer name-checked a few of the A-listers. “Halle Berry was at my table. Badass…De Niro is the man…Yesterday was crazy. still kind of hard to believe who was in that room. Grateful!”

[From Us Weekly]

Do you think any of the Jolie-Pitt kids are into The Bieb? I can’t see it. Are Zahara and Shiloh too young for Bieber (and pop music in general)? And I can’t see Maddox and Pax (nor FAX) being into Bieber. In my mind, I see Maddox playing obscure French rap on his iPod. As for Pax… he seems like a books-on-tape kind of guy.

Also – The Bieb changed his hair. Discuss.

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  1. Obvious says:

    leave the bangs and add some extensions, and the bieb would make a passably attractive girl. scary.

  2. Mia Girl says:

    I had zero opinion about him until I saw him in various red carpet interviews at the GG. I just kept thinking that this kid seriously needs an ego check and some perspective.
    He can tweet whatever he wants after the fact about being “grateful”, but he was not acting that way before. For example, when Seacrest asked him about being at the GG he said something to the effect of “yeah man, they put it in my schedule so I just showed up”
    Anybody else think he’s got a “cocky little brat who thinks he’s an industry player” vibe about him?!

  3. lin234 says:

    Who care? On the other hand, did Brad get fillers and Botox? Not too long ago, his wrinkles were deeper.

  4. Praise St. Angie! says:

    that’s a hilarious picture. (I wonder if Jolie knows who he is?…)

    EDIT: to lin234…whoa, now that you mention it, Pitt DOES look remarkably unwrinkled.

    just watched Ocean’s 11 the other day, and MAN, he used to be so hot. yeah, I realize “he’s OLDER!!!” and has six kids, but he really has lost the hot, IMO.

    Again, MY OPINION, so nobody shank me.

  5. Nibbi says:

    k no. us weekly tying AJ and this child together as “fellow superstars” is just a little off. AJ is a LEGEND. anyway, she’s been around for several years now, and i figger the odds are he’ll be yesterday’s news whenever puberty sets in.

  6. luls says:

    she can emaciate herself and wear as many sack dresses as she wants… This woman is divine, period! Hence the perpetual smug look on brad’s face.

    Beiber looks like he could be their son though. lol, funny picture…

  7. Someone Else says:

    Thank you, Mia. I totally agree.

    My 10 year old son keeps asking me when Bieber’s going to go away. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like it’ll be soon.

  8. Maud says:

    I was crazy about Leif Garrett so I really can’t hate on Bieb. Except Leif had better hair. Still, one has to wonder if he’ll be doing a version of Celebrity Rehab in 30 years.

  9. mariangela says:

    Well I’m a redhead so I’m happier when guys avoid the blonde AND brunette girls 😉
    And I’m so OVER justin bieber even though I’m so glad he got a new haircut. But I’m not liking the new hair, there is too much hair at the top of his head, he looks like a bit of a conehead in my opinion.

  10. Hautie says:

    All I see when I look at this kid is Hillary Swank.

    Wait…

    Has Hillary and this kid ever been photograph together?

    I am not convinced that this isn’t Hillary!

  11. brin says:

    Well, they haven’t adopted any Canadian kids yet, so it’s possible.

  12. WhiteNoise says:

    Brad is looking as plastic here as Aniston is in her Allure photoshoot.

  13. canadiangirlie says:

    Typo: Hallen Berry

  14. hayley says:

    picture looks really fake. is that just me? like i can see a really distinct, straight line of when the photo of angelina stops and the picture of justina begins.

  15. Praise St. Angie! says:

    WhiteNoise…one difference…

    Aniston is photoshopped, Pitt isn’t.

    😉

  16. REALIST says:

    I think the correct caption would be “Justin Bieber tried to adopt Angelina Jolie, basically”

  17. lucy2 says:

    Ugh, I’m sick of that kid. He’ll fade though, as most flash in the pan kid stars do. Hope he’s saving his money.

    Yeah, Brad does look a bit…refreshed? @Praise I agree, he looked good in Ocean’s 11, I think that was his best look. Haven’t really found him attractive since then.

  18. Bellatrix says:

    I’m seeing some Emma Watson in the Bieb now.

    Basically, we’re still playing in the girl’s courtyard.

  19. gabs says:

    OH I see you Chris Colfer in the back! ha

  20. DD says:

    I seriously believe justin bieber can pass as one of Jolie’s biological children. He freaking looks like her when she was a teenager. He would make a stunning female… too bad he’s a male.
    Oh and his hair style is getting better. It actually really looks nice at this event.

  21. DD says:

    Wow he looks like a lot of people 🙂 I think I agree with Ellen Page and Hilary Swank look-a-like comments as well. I’m not sure about Emma Watson though. Interesting.

  22. guesty says:

    That top pic is priceless. Lol.

  23. jrt says:

    why does brad always have the exact same hair style and color as the female he is currently with…..its odd and almost scary

  24. Mari says:

    Man, that kid’s head is HUGE!

  25. Raven Sparrow says:

    In that last pic, Brad is having a mental image of Jolie Nipples!

  26. lrm says:

    AJ looks like octo mom in that photo at the top.
    and her style choices, btw, are now comical, at this point….
    She HAS to be making a joke about it, you know? These dresses are too freakin’ funny….

    oh, how about a post on Mark Ruffalo telling the powers that be to ‘grow a pair’ and nominate female directors?????

  27. lrm says:

    btw, has any/everyone seen the website for ‘lesbians who look like justin bieber’…people submit their own or friends’ pics….pretty funny. and quite amazing how many lesbians look like justin bieber-ish.

  28. SexyBrownGirl says:

    the pic looks fake

  29. Tammy says:

    Bieber was saying “Angelina this is the way your supposed to wear your bangs!” LOL

  30. Meanchick says:

    OMG. Hollywood is on crack.

  31. crazydaisy says:

    Justin B. was so irritating on the red carpet. Clearly he thinks he is the hottest sh•t going. Ummm, not really, kid. Think again. Speaking of Leif Garrett.

  32. jover says:

    Agree with everyone this twit can’t fade fast enough – and he will. Yes, I’ve seen the website Lesbians that look like the beibster – funny and compelling unlike jbooby. His minimal talent has carried him awhile given the low music standards but another year or so of mr. bighead and that will be it. The cool teens and twentysomethings aren’t going to pay to see this schmoo anymore than they’ll pay to see miley or raccoon mcpantless – that’s why they have to go to europe and elsewhere – their original fanbase dropped off and no cool kid will pay to see them “perform”. Biebster in blue shades looks like one of those characters from the Where Is Waldo comic/cartoon books. Am I wrong?

  33. jane16 says:

    I’ve heard he’s a spoiled, obnoxious, little beast. I also don’t think he has an ounce of talent. I cringe when I have to listen to his non-musical dreck. He’s a classic example of why we wouldn’t let our kids go Hollywood. btw, none of our kids or their friends can stand his music, or whatever it is that he does.

  34. normades says:

    @Miagirl: I saw this thing on Beiber where the reporter was on a private plane with him and asked what he would do if it all ended tomorrow. He started to give a really cocky “why would it stop tomorrow, look at me I’m on a jet” reply until one of his minders came over and told him to change his tune. So he played the whole humble “I’m so lucky” card.

    He’s gonna have a rude awakening when his 15 minutes are up. He is too short and feminine to age well.

    His hair is looking better tho.

  35. jane16 says:

    btw, before you call me out on my mean comment, we just got back from the NAMM show. 4 days of being surrounded by hundreds of amazingly talented musicians and singers. So seeing yet another tv-manufactured-fakey-pop-star makes me realize how warped everything is in show biz.

  36. Ligeia says:

    he is wearing make up in that picture and looks like a pretty pretty young girl. ugh.

  37. jane16 says:

    I thought Ange looked beautiful here & I like her dress.

  38. TXCinderella says:

    What is up with those stupid big glasses? I just don’t get that look. It doesn’t look cool, it looks idiotic.

  39. Kim says:

    The glasses are for his 3D film coming out in Feb He came to GG’s with the director of the film.

  40. lisa says:

    I think Angie and Brad both looked great.. and lots of other people felt the same.

    To each his own. and compared to so of these over hyped guys. Brad is and will forever be on my FOREVER list. People in person rave about them and Brad still is working his HOT..

    Angie doesn’t have to care about what she wears. other people have spent days talking about her choices.. I’m sure the other actresses who have gotten very little notice would love to learn that secret.

    Don’t care and the world will care for you..

  41. Reality says:

    Brad Pitt looks like greasy, try-hard, cheesy hell. In that giff of AJ applying lipgloss, he’s chewing his gum like a goat chewing cud.

    I don’t understand how anyone finds him attractive, he’s such a mouth breather, and yes he’s had some serious work done, thus the stupid beaded beard he sported last year.

    I’m no Angie fan, but she could do a lot better in my opinion….

  42. Mia Girl says:

    @someoneelse, @normades and many other commenters –
    Thanks for the confirmation.
    So the verdict is… Justin Bieber is a cocky little jerk.

  43. Tess says:

    Instead of wondering who baby Zachary’s bio father is—that first picture of Justin wearing oversized blue sunglasses makes me wonder: Did the Bieb’s mother ever attended an Elton John concert?

  44. Cleo says:

    They even have the same dent in their lower lips. She babysat him prolly because they are maternal cousins!

  45. Kasey says:

    That pic of the 2 of them looks….AWKWARD. It really does look like Angie’s trying to be polite while at the same time pondering if she should know this kid or be afraid because he’s really just a crazed fan who has somehow managed to breach security and is posing like he belongs there to get closer to her! I agree most appropriate caption is “JB tries to adopt AJ”.

  46. lisa says:

    Wow had no idea this thread was about Brad and Angie’s relationship..

    I guess someone should change the pic and headline.

  47. Anoni Mus says:

    Bieber is going to look like Leo DiCaprio when he ages. Mark my words.

    As to the whole Angie + Bieb? Meh.. I guess he’s just as starstruck as the rest of us would be.

  48. Stephy2585 says:

    IMO, I think Angelina Jolie looks WAY better in pictures than in real life.
    I watched the GG and I kept trying to figure out what all the fuss is about, then I come on here, see the pictures of her and wow, she’s really breathtaking in photos.

  49. Camille says:

    @Hautie and Mia Girl: ITA.
    Hopefully his 15 minutes will be up soon. It’ll probably happen once puberty FINALLY sets in and he no longer looks like a 12 year old girl.
    I am VERY happen that I don’t know/haven’t heard any of his songs. 😀

    As for AJ and BP- that last photo of them there- hot, gorgeous and sexy 😉 . True ‘Movie Stars’. No wonder BP looks so smug 😆 .

  50. Sparkly says:

    Fellow superstars…right.

    I love how she’ll snub Seacrest but pose for pictures with Justin Bieber. That is actually hilarious.

    Everybody keeps saying he’s changed his hair, but I just don’t see it. I’m still not sure why this kid is famous though, so I guess I’m not the best to weigh in on it.

  51. Majosha says:

    @Reality: LMAO! Spot on. Brad looked like a shellacked lounge lizard with makeup so thick you could carve your initials on his cheek. And the trashy, Britney-like gum chomping only made it worse.

  52. argirl says:

    Why is he so………..pretty? Angelina looks like a Barbie.

  53. SassyOne says:

    @Maud-

    “Except Leif had better hair.” LOL!

    Oh, holy shite. MUCH better hair. And no macquillage. But I date myself, as well.

  54. MrsOdie2 says:

    Saint Angie Jo looks like she’s wearing her standard “pose with fan for cell phone picture” face. When I saw Beiber on the GGs, I was amazed by how tiny he is. They sure do grow them little in Canada.

  55. Sugar Its says:

    Seems like Angelina holds back her real (darker more fun/cool) self in media since her first kid. I liked it more when he was wilder and more “I don’t give a Fcuk” style in media.

  56. beth says:

    HAHAHA!!! love the headline! Imagine that.

  57. Gabriela says:

    Selena’s skin is just as light as Angie’s.

  58. Sally says:

    I also think he looks like Emma Watson in the bottom pic

  59. mln76 says:

    I’m still laughing about Pax liking books on tape.

  60. telesma says:

    Maybe they were exchanging makeup tips.

  61. Liz says:

    I prefer Angie as a mature mother and humanitarian than a drug using blood wearing destructive wild child

  62. dweeb says:

    go bieb!! I live 20 mins from that crappy little town of Stratford with its 15k pop.

    Every concert a childrens wish foundation kid gets a spot….he already donates proceedes from songs to charity. some celebs have been in it all their lives and do not give anything?

    go bieb! you make me proud to be a canuck from a small crappy freezing cold town.

    anyone that age thrown into that stituation is gonna have some cocky moments. more power to you kid and I hope you keep up the philanthropy and help out more people in this screwed up world.

    If you want to see full of themselves take a look at p diddy or kanye…

    you go bieb!!

  63. daisy says:

    you all know that that’s two pictures side by side right? fake ass pic if ever i saw a one

  64. Isa says:

    My theory is that he has his eye on Zahara (I know there is a major age difference but he’s practically a fetus) and he’s sucking up to AJ already!

  65. Rose says:

    Revelation: He looks like Emma Watson with his new haircut.