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I am starting to think that she really does have implants. Anyone notice how perfectly round/globe looking the top of breasts are, or am I being too picky?
I saw a topless pic of her and no way a bra or chicken cutlets can make her look that large, her nipple would be showing in that case.
I like the cut of her dress.
Oh no. We have to protect London!
First time I read it I thought it said ‘British Beastie’. Honestly thought wow…she isn’t going to make any friends that way.
I just don’t see it.
I don’t think that she can possibly cut it over there. Doubt she will get the sense of humor or even be able to understand the british accent. I think she will just end up saying ‘that’s hot’ any time anyone asks her anything.
“would you like bangers with your mash?” “that’s hot”
Jeesshhhh
They look like they could be implants in the second thumbnail. And she did used to be board flat. If they are fake I have to congratulate her (as much as it pains me) for picking a size that actually fits her body.
Daisy, its got to be a bra, and I want it. I heard Paris said Kim Kardashian’s butt looked like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag. And this is supposed to be her friend! Paris needs to stop coming across as a mean bitch. Then she might get taken seriously.
That direct quote seems paraphrased, if not made up entirely. The phrasing and slang is not American sounding to me. Unless she’s caught the Madonna Speaking Disease.
Not only are her feet huge but take a look at those hands! Does that mean her knob is big also?
I’ll be her British best friend! We’ll have a sleep over at her house and then I’ll steal all her stuff in the middle of the night and sell it all on ebay. Back of the net!
aawwwwww – I’m 5 years too old to apply *le sigh* *le sob* 😥 😥 😥
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Actually, it’s British accents – I’m just hoping it’s a load of Glaswegians, Geordies, Scousers and a dose of Welshies and Lancashire and Yorkshire lasses. And just for good measure someone with a proper West Country accent. She’ll think they’re all speaking different languages 😈
lol Mairead! It’s the Geordies that will confuse her the most!
I guess she couldn’t find a BFF here at home.
i think she looks great. i don’t get how anyone can say she’s ugly. i mean imagine a girl like that walks by you on the street. no way would you think anything other than wow what a hottie.
I was totally thinking Geordies, Mairead. Anyway, I think no British people will tolerate her. They’re not stupid like that. Even a British person living on the street is going to be more articulate. I wanna see Vicki Pollard make mincemeat out of her. 😮
Definitely looks like she got implants to move her from an A to a B cup.
I’m callin implants. My flat as a board self was bigger than she was, and no pushup bra does that to my twins!
Its sad, when you’re that rich, and so disliked you cant even BUY friends, and have to go to a whole nother country for em.
Actually, maybe this isnt such a bad idea. Maybe she WILL find a BFF over there and not wanna come home!
Britain, you can HAVE her! 😛
Syko and gg, you both have pretty cat avatars…similar too!
Aslong as she stays in London and does get any ideas about coming to Newcastle!
Although id be surprised if her brain cell can strech far enough to even realise Britian consists of more then just London and Cockneys.
Why does she always stand contorted like a pretzel? It really isn’t flattering.
No offense to our British friends, but most of America is praying that she stays in England. We are sooo fed up with this self-absorbed media twat.
I feel sorry for all of England… but I’m glad she’s getting off U.S. soil. She’s such a waste of space! Seriously, who has a criteria for a best friend?
Hey how about Amy Winehouse? Might be interesting television….2 Diva Skanks clubbing together.
So what if she’s hot. She’s dumber than a sack of rocks. She had every advantage in life and look at what she’s failed to do with it. Paris Hilton makes me sick. I hope she chooses a friend that locks her in the Tower forever, never to be heard from again.