“Christina Aguilera photoshopped within an inch of her life” links

– The Photoshop Awards: Christina Aguilera’s New Perfume Ad [Dlisted]
– Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, Mariah Carey – even Nicole Kidman is cited for her assy guest behaviour? [Lainey Gossip]
Paul Starr – makeup artist to Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner – Found Dead [Fafarazzi]
Solange wants everyone to know that she is the Anti-Beyonce [Bossip]
– Thailand Tells Shamed Rocker Gary Glitter to Get. Out. [PopEater]
– “Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer” review [Pajiba]
– The Bachelor’s Shayne Lamas: Drunk, Naked, And Ready To Date Again [Defamer]
– Jason Statham, Terrence Howard, and Tyrese Outside MTV [I’m Not Obsessed]
Eva and Tony Might Have a Little One to Share Their Besos? [PopSugar]
Emmy Rossum at a breast cancer benefit in Los Angeles. What has she done lately, besides pose for pictures? [Celebslam]
– Every wonder what Megan Fox’s beauty secret is for keeping her figure so ridiculously slammin’? Well, it’s quite simple, actually — she guzzles vinegar. I did this off and on for a month. Not. Worth. It [Websters is my Bitch]
– Is The New Kelly Osbourne Slowly Morphing Into A Hottie? [The Bastardly]
Audrey Tautou almost blown away. Seriously, this girl needs to eat about twelve cows [The Blemish]
Amy Jo Johnson shows some belly while filming scenes for her new CBS show, Flashpoint, yesterday in CA [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Paris Hilton’s Extensions are Showing (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Keely Shaye might want to go for a one piece [Yeeeah!]
– WTF is Courtenay Semel doing on a red carpet with Kourtney Kardashian??? [Evil Beet]
Lindsay Lohan’s Had Sex With Everyone. No exactly headline news [CityRag]
Kelly Osbourne slams Simon Cowell’s ‘huge ego’ [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Heidi Klum Sans Makeup with Seal [Hollywood Rag]
– Peach Pit 2.0 in action [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Henry Rollins On Social Networking [Agent Bedhead]
Cate Blanchett looking gorgeous in new ad photos for Donna Karan [Crazy Days and Nights]
Jennifer Love Hewitt told Health magazine she wishes she walked around naked when she was 12 [WWTDD]
– Here are some pictures of Leryn Franco, a Paraguayan model/athlete who specializes in the javelin throw. She is competing in the Beijing Olympics this year [The Skinny]
Blake Lively Needs a New Wardrobe [Derek Hail]
– Why Is Zac Efron Wearing “Defense” Ass Shorts? [Best Week Ever]
– What was Willard Scott doing before delivering his nonsensical ramblings on The Today Show every morning? He was dressing up as a frightening Ronald McDonald who appeared in commercials to, apparently, throw burgers at small children. It’s the creepiest thing we’ve seen as of late [Mollygood]
– There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute: Cellulite Edition [Jezebel]
Vin Diesel Directing Fast and Furious Prequel [ShowHype]

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  1. Trillion says:

    I’ve never once seen this woman looking anything remotely life-like. Her ass is more familiar to the public than her un-spackled face.

  2. elisha says:

    Courtenay Semel and Kourtney Kardashian were on Filthy Rich Cattle Drive together. In fact, I knew who Kourtney was before Kim because of that show. The Quart-knees know each other through that show.

  3. anon says:

    Emmy Rossum plays Bulma in the upcoming live action Dragon Ball Movie. She’s also starring in the upcoming indie drama, Dare, and recording her 2nd studio album (follow up to her debut which cam out in late 07)

  4. Nan says:

    Butterface Extraordinairre

  5. hairball says:

    That is a HORRIBLE picture. I read on another site that it looks like Kmart material. I agree. Unbelievably fake and terrible picture. I can’t believe she actually approved of the final shot. It’s confusing why they would make something look so cheap and fake.

  6. Orangejulius says:

    Doesn’t she always look cheap and fake?

  7. Codzilla says:

    Orangejulius: Yes, yes, and more yes. Especially since she’s entered — and refuses to ditch — this tranny Marilyn Monroe phase.

  8. texasmom says:

    When I first saw that image I assumed it was a spoof from the galleryoftheabsurd.com site. Very surprised to learn someone meant to sell something with it!

  9. chamalla says:

    She looks like a Sim, and omdfg look at her neck.

  10. Christina X says:

    Does this android know any other facial expression, or is she permanently just dead behind the eyes?

    God, I really am starting to dislike her.

  11. Hmm says:

    I like Christina but that looks like something you would see in a bin at the dollar store.

  12. Christina X says:

    And I like how it says about being yourself, as if this bimbo knows the first thing about individuality.

    Shooting your mouth about your peers does not mean that you balls. It just means that you’re a mouthy, self-important, arrogant diva. Get over yourself.

    Coming from ANYONE who has obviously gotten breast implants, dresses like a hooker, and piles pounds of makeup on your face to conform to the expectations of the mainstream to be “sexy”, Christina Aguilera has no room to talk about being yourself.

    She always was and always will be a robot.

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