Our beloved Gosdong was not in attendance at this year’s SAG Awards, and we are the poorer for it. Although I love some Colin Firth, Firth isn’t enough to make up for the distinct lack of hot dudes at this year’s awards shows. While I’m always up for great fashion porn, the Hot Guy situation is what keeps me tuned in, year after year. And this year, it’s slim pickings. There was Jon Hamm… and that was the best we got. I love some Hamm Dong, but I’d like to see a menu too, you know? Also: The Hamm seemed to be flying solo last night….? His clingy girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt wasn’t there to rub her Botox-face on him. I would send out a CODE RED HAMM DONG announcement, but I think she just didn’t come last night because she’s working.
Andrew Garfield… is cute. His British accent is lovely. His hair is out of control. But when he presented with Justin Timberlake, Jesse Eisenberg and Armie Hammer, Andrew just seemed like he was still miffed at not getting an Oscar nomination. Like, he was trying to be cool about it, but he was feeling bitchy. It made me think less of him.
Dennis Haysbert – man is fine, and he has a great voice. And he can wear the hell out of a suit. I wish he worked more.
Geoffrey Rush and Colin Firth. I could live in a sandwich of these two men, I love them both so much.
God, I just dislike Justin Timberlake on general principle at this point. Are there girls who think he’s sexy? Really?
CB pointed out that James Franco seems to be rocking some kind of large bulge. Is it Franco Dong or is it just his keys? I will say this – I love when he shaves. He’s adorable when he shaves.
I’m not sure what I think of Michael C. Hall’s ginger beard. It’s alarming, to say the least.
Christian Bale, making the first steps towards shaving all of that junk off. I liked how gracious he was when he won. He’s growing on me.
Taye Diggs in a bow tie! TAYE DIGGS IN A BOW TIE.
Jesse Eisenberg, we really need to review your hair. You could be rather cute without all of the bangs and product and neurosis.
I really liked Armie Hammer’s red carpet interview on E! He seems like a big kid, talking too loud and getting overly-excited that he’s hanging out with cool people. It’s sweet. I like when actors get excited about this stuff.
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