I normally don’t cover someone like Katie Price, but these photos just came in, and they’re too good to pass up. This is Katie Price (aka Jordan) doing a book signing in London today. Because, yes, Katie Price is a published author. Her current book, You Only Live Once, is her fourth autobiography. And I’m not even counting the five “novels” she’s written. Oh, I mean “written” because if this bitch doesn’t have a team of ghostwriters, I’m going to shoot myself in the head. Oh crap… I just saw that she’s always got some children’s book series?!? That’s it. I’m getting my gun.
Anyway, I just wanted to point out some of my favorite parts of these photos. First of all: the hat/wig. It’s magnificent. Britney Spears should totally wear that. Secondly, Katie is wearing Uggs and SWEATPANTS. To a book signing. Because that’s how much she cares. Third: her skin. It’s not even orange at this point. Carrots look at Katie Price and a cold shiver runs through them. She’s got so many layers of fake-tanner on, she’s a shade of deep, burnt sienna.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
She probably thinks she’s so “naturally beautiful” that she doesn’t need to dress up.
She would, of course, be wrong.
What an idiot – hilarious! Bit sad that with all that money, can’t at least hire someone to help her get dressed…………JUST PLAIN UGLY!
Ah, you answered my request for someone else to pick on besides Gwyneth Paltrow, thanks.
Great choice, by the way, she deserves to be mocked.
This is the woman who said Dita von Teese’s pale skin was “rank”.
I don’t get why this skank gets press. Oh, I forgot. She will do absolutely ANYTHING for attention.
And five autobiographies? I doubt the world even needs one autobiography about her. Somethings are better not knowing,
She is truly vile. The fact she is a self made millionaire of course I must acknowledge but that’s on the back of exposing her ginormous plastic tits and selling every aspect of her life to the media – including the toilet and dietary habits of her handicapped son, Harvey.
She is horrible, horrible, horrible.
LOL i love her, she may be a total controll freak bitch but she knows what she’s at. She works the media like a pro which is why she’s gone from a topless model to being worth like £50,000,000 lol
Her hair looks better than the bleach blonde she’s had for a few weeks but black suits her way more.
You can put down your gun, Kaiser, all her books are ghostwritten. She’s pretty illiterate, has a very limited vocabulary so anything other than a 140char tweet would be pretty much beyond her.
But she knows how to make a little go a loooong way and doesn’t take herself too seriously, so I kind of like her… and anyone who deliberately looks like this has to have a keen sense of humour, right?
She makes the Kardashians classy.
Hate it that she wears real fur. I’m not sure about the wig on her head, but it could be. The wrap around her shoulders definitely looks like a lot of poor animals were killed for this fugly woman’s book presentation.
Hope an animal welfare organization will target her for this,
she looks absolutely ridiculous.
Katie Price is the World’s Greatest Train Wreck.
My life would be empty without her. 🙂
I can understand a 20 page pamphlet on how to take your clothes off but 4 books…and that one’s a hard cover!! She has to be boning the publisher.
Is the fur tucked up under the platinum afro wig? Or is it afro, barbie hair, then the fur? Did she win this get-up in the divorce from her transvestite husband? I refuse to acknowledge her space boots, but her sweats look comfy. Also, I’m pretty sure her skin color comes from iodine. My ex-BF’s mother was like the 1950’s-60’s version of the Jersey Shore…people…and swore by using baby oil & iodine in the summer to get that dark.
She is actually pretty open about her books being Ghostwritten she says she just tells the writer the ideas and the writer writes the books lol
Hilarious photos (you can’t help but laugh at KP 😀 ) and I loved your write up Kaiser 😆 .
that’s a lot of dead animal right there.
who the f is she?
Katie Price is a mess, but I like her for it. She use to be stunning, but all the botox and fake tanner mask the once natural, pretty woman she was.
I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to buy her book(s). She really has advice that someone would want to follow? I don’t get it, I really don’t.
What in all that is holy is THAT?
I guess she’s Europes Kim Kardashian…?
Attention whores.
note to self: never wear drawstring pants with uggs.
never.
So annoyed with celebitchy for running a story on her. Shes a joke in England. I look at this page to get away from this goon.
I also would like to point out that wearing two identical rings on each hand was probably the icing on the trainwreck cake for me
i bet she’s really pretty without all that make up on. she would probably looks great with just a ponytail and a nice pair of jeans. why look so ridiculous?
She is a skank, and rough as a bag of spanners. She filed for Divorce from her second husband on thier 1st wedding anniversary because her cage-fighter husband lost a fight.
She pimps out her kids on her reality TV show all the time ( so does her 1st ex-husband. He’s not featured here, but he’s almost as vile as her). She also stopped the 1st ex-hubby from seeing her disabled son, the only father he’s ever known, so she could score points against him. (he’s not the childs biological father, but has reared him since he was an infant).
She wanted to film the birth of her daughter and stream it live on the internet…for a fee, of course.
She is a horrible piece of work.
She attacked and old age pensioner when he called the police on her for parking in a disabled bay. She did not have her disabled son with her at the time. She threw her mobile phone at him and demanded HE be removed from the shop.
Horrible, horrible, horrible.
She used to be really beautiful before she submitted her face to the knife. But at least she can make fun of herself.. thats a point… right?
She is obsessed with horses and drives a pink Horse van around Brighton (on the south coast of England). She also has a pink Range Rover, and her first children’s book was called ‘My First Pony’. It was a best seller.
all that fake tan seems dirty. ughh
Oompa Loompa
@lolalola3 That’s exactly what I thought! She’s scary-orange.
I love how she’s an icon, and I have no idea who this richie is.
Richies are not celebities
“mommy what’s that?” LOL
I’d love to see her on RuPaul’s Drag Race as either a judge or a contestant.
Self-made millionaire? What does that say about the people who buy her shit? Makes me weep for humanity.
Hey Katie, Groucho Marx called. He wants his eyebrows back.
Wow, I thought this was a post about Ke$ha at first from the pic!
@Just U, She’s actually stopped having the kids in her shows/magazines now unlike Peter so it’s better late than Never. Also she didn’t ban Peter from seeing Harvey she just said that he had to get a nanny qualified to look after kids with his condition before Harvey would be allowed visit, something Peter still hasn’t done.
Also she didn’t “attack” an old man, the old man was abusive to her in the car park saying she was disgusting for using a dissabled parking space so she was abusive back and btw she did have her dissabled son with her so she was entitled to park there.
METALLIC UGGS, nontheless
… and there goes my breakfast…
She threw a phone at the old man. She didn’t have Harvey with her, she said so herself when questioned by Police. She’s an entitled, self important horrible person.
I’m not a fan of Peter, as I think I made clear. He’s vile too. Anybody who pimps out their kids is wrong.
Harvey calls Peter daddy, and yes, he should have a special needs nanny, but she wanted final approval over any staff and wouldn’t give it.
They are both horrible, but she is a skank.
hahahahahahhahaahahhahaha!
Baby oil and iodine! Yes, nothing else gives you that teriyaki-chicken glaze effect….unless she’s actually using soy sauce.
@Isa – “Hate it that she wears real fur…Hope an animal welfare organization will target her for this,
she looks absolutely ridiculous.”
ITA. Kaiser forgot to mention the pile of dead carcasses draped around her shoulders. I’m pretty sure faux fur wouldn’t include the dangling ‘tails’ all over. That thing on her head looks like fur as well.
@Original Kate – “note to self: never wear drawstring pants with uggs. never.”
My general rule is to never wear uggs with… anything. Ever.
wow, I see the Claudia Schiffer resemblance at last. That hat is straight from the Easy Chic Barbie doll ensemble.
this “chick” drives me crazy because you can tell from looking at her that she’s just naturally beautiful, great bone structure, great body, but has lost her mind and buries it all under all that plastic cheap-looking fake crap and silicone ugh i mean a lot of people who go for that much artificiality don’t have much to work with in the beginning but i mean if she were at all natural-looking she’d be stunning.
Katie is the Queen of Fashion. She always looks stylish and hot! I think Katie is a natural beauty. Katie is an awesome writer. Beauty, Smarts, Talent, and Style, Katie has it all!