Khloe Kardashian releases ridiculous print ad for her unisex perfume

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Above is the new print ad for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s new fragrance. Don’t look for a second and tell me what you think their joint fragrance should be called. “Giant & Giantess” was my first guess. “Fee Fie Foe Fum” perhaps. No, I jest. I love Khloe, and I get a kick out of Lamar. But that print ad for “Unbreakable” is ridiculous. The Kardashians just have issues with print media. And photographs. And Christmas cards. And jobs. And drag queens who wear less makeup than them.

Eau la la! Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom are packing on the PDA for a sexy new print ad touting their fragrance, “Unbreakable.” Married since September 2009, Kardashian, 26, and Odom, 31, advertise their first fragrance venture in an array of black and white images, including one where they’re sharing a steamy smooch.

“This project has been in the works for months now and we were involved every step of the way to make sure the fragrance was a true fusion of ourselves and our personalities,” Kardashian wrote on her Celebuzz.com blog Friday.

“People literally stop me and ask what I’m wearing and the fact that I can say my own fragrance blows my mind!” she adds. “I can’t stop smelling myself.”

The unisex scent – sold exclusively at Perfumania stores starting February 12 — isn’t their only joint venture. The couple is currently filming their very own E! spinoff series.

According to an insider, the new reality show will have the vibe of Bravo’s Bethenny Getting Married. “They’re so cute, playing off one another,” the source told UsMagazine.com of Kardashian and Odom.

The series, tentatively titled Khloe and Lamar, will also feature Khloe’s brother, Robert Kardashian, as he embarks on a music career.

[From Us Weekly]

Do you want to smell like Khloe? I would imagine she smells better than Kim, who, in my mind, smells like wax, burning plastic and almost-suppressed farts. Khloe’s fragrence probably has tequila top notes, and a base of Funions and salsa. Not bad, honestly.

Here are some photos of Khloe on Friday at some event. She looks kind of drunk. Hate the necklace, love the hair.

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Unbreakable ad courtesy of Khloe’s Celebuzz site. Additional pics by WENN.

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  1. Bubbling says:

    You are killing me with these posts I swear 🙂 “…and drag queens who wear less make up than them” LOL
    I feel “Gynormica tales” for the fragrance name, tho it could be used for a memoir book…Just kidding, I love Khloe she is the coolest, and it’s by no means her fault that the other two are pint sized

  2. maya says:

    Khloe and Lamar are not a sexy or hot couple. They are never called sexy ever. I doubt this will be a success for them.

  3. HEB says:

    I’m sick of all this stupid stuff the Kardashians always attach themselves to. Their contract with Quik Trim is obviously up because Khloe’s been talking about dieting for the summer but didn’t plug the QT.

    But Hey, Khloe is the best out of the three of them. Her sisters are vain and sour, Khloe is more fun.

  4. malachais says:

    Looks like some kind of wedding photo album. I haven’t seen too many unisex fragrances do well so good luck Khloe..

    While many people think they are not “hot,” I think they are but for other reasons – Lamar and Khloe look really happy together.

  5. mel says:

    I like Khloe and Lamar and wish them the best. So what if they are not a hot couple, they seem to be in love and have respect for each other and that’s all that matters.

  6. Rita says:

    It’s just so depressing for me knowing there are people who buy any of the Kardashian crap.

  7. Ruby Red Lips says:

    ‘Shrek & Fiona’ comes to mind…. hmmmm

    Anyhows, this is just awful, the photography, the couple, totally overrated and yuk!

  8. KLO says:

    It looks totally cute. I like it.

  9. LittleDeadGirl says:

    First of all I have never smelled a unisex fragrant I liked, second of all the whole print is a mess, and third of all while I think these two are the most “real” couple of the whole family they still aren’t models and shouldn’t be doing an ad. Who wants to smell like either of them? Besides, I’ve yet to smell a celebrity fragrance I didn’t hate …

  10. Marjalane says:

    So will Quick Trips and BP Stations be the exclusive outlets where one might purchase this fragrance?

    Also- someone needs to tell Khloe that being photographed with her mouth opened wide is the stuff nightmares are made of.

  11. ldel says:

    i love your posts kaiser! but, i like kloe – she’s my fav of the three sisters….she’s gorgeous and has a great personality. i hate when people bring up her size – she is not huge! what is wrong with everyone? she’s beautiful and shouldn’t we be supporting healthier female figures instead of the bony anorexics we’re used to seeing in hollywood? she looks great – if i were lesbo kloe and sophia vergara are the top of my list….the bottom? bony, dirty looking angelina jolie and other skeletors.

  12. someone says:

    I still don’t know why these people are famous?????

  13. Lisa says:

    Hmmm, is that look on Khloe’s face in the upper left corner the look you want to have just after smelling a perfume? If you’re 26 and one of the Kardashians or a fan of the Kardashians, I suppose it is.

  14. Franny says:

    i like that khloe’s cleavage isn’t CLEAVAGE. like…she has big boobs but she doesn’t push them together and make them look gross. i need whatever bra she has.

  15. serena says:

    wasn’t she pregnant?

  16. Henry says:

    I love Khloe, she is beautiful. Definately the prettiest of the oldest three. She is a ‘natural’ beauty. It is not fair to compare her to the other two, who are very tiny, Khloe is a normal size. The younger two will probably be as tall as Khloe and I hope they don’t mess their faces up with surgery like Kim has.

  17. dd says:

    Is there any crap they don’t sell?

  18. Bopa says:

    Unbreakable the perfume for persons with low expectations.

  19. Lucy says:

    UGH! Khloe and Lamar. I just threw up in my mouth a little looking at these to pigs…fragrance should be called trolls a la deux

  20. LunaT says:

    Love the potential irony of the scent’s name b/c you know that they are going to break up soon. Idiots. Should’ve chosen a different name.

  21. Quest says:

    The may have well do like GaGa and just put their sweat in a bottle and sell. “do you wanna smell like…K”

    Not buying

  22. Dingles says:

    The idea of a unisex perfume makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

  23. Tia says:

    Dumb and dumber?

  24. Wresa says:

    Judging by what Khloe “wrote” on her blog, I’d say her PR person is as silly and unimaginative as she is. “I can’t stop smelling myself!” “The fusion of our personality with the smells!” Jeez.

  25. Jasmin says:

    Heheheheh I didn’t know Squidward shilled for perfume.

  26. Angel says:

    ‘And drag queens who wear less makeup than them.’

    Hhahahaha !!

  27. Lola7 says:

    Whats with her nose?

  28. saintdevil says:

    Kong Kardashian (as D-Listed calls her) can promote a unisex perfume all by herself.

  29. Dee says:

    Aww I shamelessly love Khloe. She’s a famewhore like the rest of her family but I find her incredibly likable compared to twiddle dee and twiddle dum. Good luck to her (though that perfume, unisex or not…sounds nasty)

  30. Gabriela says:

    Nah. this bitch is ugly. definitelly.

  31. Victoria says:

    She’s ugly. I hate these no-talent sisters.

  32. Tess says:

    For all those wondering why Khloe and her sisters are famous….

    I’ve come up with an explanation for the phenomenon. For some inexplicable reason, members of OJ Simpson’s inner circle—and their children—have become the royal families of our popular culture.

    Paris and Nicky Hilton, Kyle Richards and her best friend Faye Resnick, Kris Kardashian, Bruce (Jenner) Kardashian and their assorted spawn, and the RHOBH bit players like Linda Thompson, Kato Kaelin, and so on. Ugh.

  33. Camille says:

    Ridiculous ad.

    And I wouldn’t buy anything any member of the Kartrashians was selling. Not even if I was paid to. Who the hell wants to smell ‘like’ a Kartrashian?

  34. JenJen says:

    A model she is not. What did the innocent public do to deserve having to deal with this family? Who buys their shit? Really?

  35. Katie says:

    she’s sooo pathetic.
    trying to prove to the world how happy she is with her tall black man

    HOW LONG BEFORE HE CHEATS & they SPLIT?

  36. bee says:

    hilariously bad…

  37. Dahlia1947 says:

    They should’ve just kept ONE photo of them together. U know, like the Beckhams!

  38. jane16 says:

    One thing I don’t want is to smell like a guy.
    btw, her hair looks good becuz her & her sisters have better quality weaves than Britney gets.

  39. *-* says:

    OMG they will NEVER go away, they just multiply :O

  40. guesty says:

    hate celeb fragrance. & that necklace looks like a paperclip chain.

  41. Kloops says:

    Fee Fie Fo Fum!!! I love it. Although Shrek and Fiona is top notch too.

  42. Shannon says:

    I have to say, I used to hate all three of them but Khloe is growing on me. She’s not a cookie-cutter woman and she’s ok with it. It has to bar hard to have Kim and Kourtney as sisters, but she handles it really well. And she seems like the only one who is happy and sane, so props to her.

  43. Annabelle says:

    Am I the only one who thinks her facial expression in the shot on the left looks likes she getting The Kobe?

  44. StraightfromA says:

    This has been a record breaking week for bad celebrity poses with the mouth open.

    Please stop the madness (mentally insert Susan Powers fists to the temple here)it never looks good. I thought that was photo taking 101?

  45. mimi says:

    The fact that these “ladies” are such a huge part of our culture pretty much sums up the state of our union. I wish I could pull a lever that would just flush them away.

  46. Ally says:

    I just can’t imagine who would not be mortified going up to the counter with this bottle, let alone paying for it.

    But then Paris Hilton and J.Simp do brisk business with their smelly water, so who knows. This’ll probably rake in the though, too — the aspiring-pro-sportsman-wife market, perhaps?

  47. Evelyn says:

    I don’t get why everyone is so mad! I mean, people like to watch them, they’re making money, if it isn’t to your liking then ignore them. No one makes you read articles about them or buy their stuff, so just dont do it. And certainly don’t call her ugly, that’s just a mean thing to say, regardless of whether or not you know her or like her, it’s just mean-spirited

  48. Aviatrix says:

    Khloe is the most genuine of the three and actually looks like a normal woman with normal body proportions. So people say she’s a giant, 5’10” is no longer acceptable? Someone please alert models of the world that their height is no longer desirable. She’s funny and if she’s trying to be happy with her man and carve out a niche for herself, then good for her. I can’t hate on Khloe but Kim and Kourtney I’ll throw darts at any day.

  49. CeeCee says:

    a celebrity perfume, how innovative of them. Lame attempt at copying Posh and Becks but I’d rather see them half naked & making out in a photo ad than those two behemoths. Rank

  50. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    All I can say is that Lamar Odom looks like he has a giant neck goiter in that picture where he’s kissing her.

  51. Wendy City says:

    I almost feel bad for them.
    Is that her O face? Is that suppose to be sexy?
    I am sorry but Lamar is straight up ugly. That face does not make me want to buy that.
    Who ok’d these photos? Are these the best that they can do?
    I am really trying to understand.

  52. caribbeangirl says:

    People stop hate it’s all business

  53. denay says:

    The first pic looks like she’s getting it from behind. Yuk!!!

  54. maxt says:

    The subliminal suggestions are pretty funny. The upper left looks like she’s having sex from behind and the one on top of the bottle looks like she’s eating an ice cream cone (!). I guess if you have to sell perfume and you don’t have the looks…

  55. crtb says:

    Please make this family go away. They are famous for nothing. Because they are related to Kim who made a sex video?
    She married this guy after knowing him for only a month! Oh yeah, this ia a real relationship.

  56. denay says:

    Doesn’t he have children? They should be ashamed of themselves.