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  1. Starla says:

    for the love of god, woman, please shut up!! She sounded & looked horrible. It’s all so wrong.

  2. anony says:

    @ the oversized costume jewelry and garish clothing – it looks like she raided the trunk of her eccentric auntie. She needs to take it ALL down a notch.

  3. Roma says:

    When she was 22 and ditzy, it was pretty cute. Being 28 and ditzy… well, it becomes almost embarrassing to watch.

  4. Granger says:

    Just goes to show that she really IS a ditz after all. Not that I had much doubt… And personally, I find her constant references to Romo and her love life more embarrassing than when she talks about her bodily functions.

  5. skins says:

    This chick is such a fraud. When she was on newlyweds she hated all sports and wouldn’t even watch any with her man. Now all of a sudden she is a lifelong Cowbows’ fan? Please go away

  6. SeVen says:

    Meh, really if you cant hear yourself while your singing theyre gonna laugh at you anyways.

    I still like her and I’m not sure why. Perhaps its because we’ve not seen her crotch A’la Britney. Or Perhaps because she has talent… not Christina level of talent but more then britbrit…

    meh.

  7. SpasticRana says:

    She’s trying way too hard with the country stuff. Just because you sing country doesn’t mean you have to look like you just stepped out of a bad western-outfitters store. Too much of the turquoise. Too much of the jean look. Too much of the plad and ugly print. Stay natural and you’ll be find boyfriend. Oops! I meant “girlfriend”. My Tony disappoints me.

  8. Trace says:

    She seems sweet, but tries way too hard even though she keeps insisting she’s being herself. It’s embarrassing. I feel sorry for her.

  9. Heidi says:

    I saw Ms. Simpson perform at the Opry the other night (I stayed in) & it was horrible. Her songs aren’t that good but I couldnt help feeling bad for her. She was extremely nervous & awkward. Give the titty girl a break…

  10. Jen (the other one) says:

    I think she and her career would benefit so much if she could just get out from underneath the “management” of her father. He’s gross.

  11. Kaiser says:

    I actually saw this live on GMA this morning – and I had an strange premontion that it would come up on CB, and that I would have to defend this moron again.

    *spooky shiver*

    Seeing it live, I have to say she stopped the song after like ten seconds, and started it right back up, and it really wasn’t that bad. And you know what? The audience didn’t seem to care.

    Sigh. Why do I keep doing this to myself? Am Jessica Simpson Defender… must find Angelina Jolie post.

  12. lola lola says:

    I won’t miss her when her career has finally ground to a halt. Or did that happen already? Just checking…

  13. Spike says:

    Can she please go away now?

  14. Codzilla says:

    I bet this dipshit can’t even brush her teeth without starting over at least three times.

  15. Tina says:

    What was Jessica thinking wearing that get-up? It’s frumpy and screams “weight gain.”

  16. argirl says:

    Could she look any more pregnant?

  17. RAN says:

    “That’s next week! We’re gonna kick your butts, too!”

    Please… where was she on the field? Did she suit up? If she didn’t suit up, she needs to shut up. The only “we” she gets close to (on the Dallas Cowboys) is the wee little one in Romo’s panties.

  18. okay... says:

    Did anyone see this performance? I caught a clip on another site and she is singing with an accent now. She is pathetic. Does she even know who she is anymore? Yes, she grew up in Texas and I am sure there is some remnants of an accent, but to be SO twangy singing this song, when she never was before…. Guess it’s cuz she’s country now, y’all!

  19. snappyfish says:

    say it with me….She is a no talent hack.

    Please go away and take your entire family with you…plus wentz too

  20. Codzilla says:

    RAN: LOL! That’s hilarious. (And oh so true.)

  21. Whitey Fisk says:

    argirl…I agree! She looks, for lack of a better word, engorged.

  22. Bodhi says:

    I don’t mind Jessica that much. She is a total space cadet & seriously needs to install a brain/mouth filter, but she doesn’t outright offend me the way LL, Brit, Paris & Co. do/did.

    Yeah, the whole dumb blonde from Texas thing is beyond tired, but at least she hasn’t taken to flashing her vag at the flash of a camera for attention.

    Her sister, on the other hand, bugs me to no end

  23. Savanah Anderson says:

    She gotta be pregnant in that outfit!

  24. Jeanne says:

    Stop the singing career and go back to watching Tony Romo play football. Maybe she could sing the national anthem.

  25. Victoria says:

    LOL, RAN AND OKAY……….. There is nothing more stupider ( lol )( love that word ), than a twangy blonde bimbo, trying to act cool about something she knows nothing about. I’m sure the EAGLE fans are squirming in their seats, from her threat… OR running scared….She needs to realize that alot of people do NOT want to hear from her on football and ROMO….I bet his team-mates WERE squirming when she opened her mouth…AND yes, OKAY, I did hear a fake accent in her singing.. What is up with that? TRYING TO HARD TO BE COOL !!! and country… If you ain’t got it sweetie, you ain’t got it.

  26. Diva says:

    Oh, COME ON!

    Do many of you even listen to country music?

    Take a listen to Terri Clark. She’s been around for years now, multiple chart toppers, very popular…. and twangy as hell. Terri Clark is from CANADA.

    A country twang is something that a whole hell of alot of country singers do, so hate Jessica for whatever, but don’t expect something different from her than every other country singer does.

  27. JaundiceMachine says:

    Excellent point, Skins.

    I’m loathe to admit it, but I did watch a few episodes of the Newlyweds (hey, I was in college – I was “experimenting”) and Dummy would always whine whenever Hubby watched sports. To be fair though, she may have been just whining for attention, not necessarily because she was bored. (I reckon anybody as stupid as Jessica would be entertained for hours by a shiny string, or a bright light on the wall.)

  28. Bodhi says:

    Ah, Diva, that begs the question: Pop Country or Country Country? 😀

    Hell, Shania has a super twang! So do the Dixie Chicks. And Carrie Underwood. And all the rest of them.

    All these years, I thought it was SavaNNah. Huh, guess all the maps are wrong…

  29. Kara says:

    A quadruple platinum hit? Who on earth would buy this crap?

  30. Riptorn says:

    How sad. We’re now conditioned to like someone, bad as they may be, because they’re not QUITE as offensive as the other options? Sounds like politics….

    And great point “Skins”. I hadn’t thought about the fact that she hated sports on “Newlyweds”. And why is that she thought not taking an interest in her man’s interests was likable? GO AWAY!

  31. Jeanne says:

    Ooh, I’m waiting for Jessica to halt her career!

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