– Not surprisingly, the Jonas Brothers are the most gracious of all in the Russell Brand/purity ring debacle [Defamer]
– Finally, that Phoebe Price creature has a purpose [Dlisted]
– Paris Hilton is in Toronto to screen a film called Paris Not France and host a party for a ridiculous sum of money [Lainey Gossip]
– Nicole Richie and Ashlee Olsen are lookalike BFFs at Fashion Week again [Fafarazzi]
– I don’t know what Blair Underwood was doing at this event, nor do I care. He’s beautiful [Bossip]
– Apparently Holly Madison is staying with Hef after all. Truly, truly a surprise [PopEater]
– J.J. Abrams’ “Fringe,” review [Pajiba]
– Could the Sex And The City sequel be set in London instead of NYC? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– I’ve decided that Lauren Conrad has THE biggest head in Hollywood. Literally [PopSugar]
– Beyoncé has just about the most enourmous ring I’ve ever seen. Insert Titanic/iceberg joke ___. [Celebslam]
– This is truly a shocking development: Matthew McConaughey isn’t getting along well with his neighbors [Websters is my Bitch]
– I don’t care what the event is, Kate Beckinsale always looks flawless [The Bastardly]
– Am I the only one who thinks Sophie Monk has a butterface? [The Blemish]
– Julia Roberts out for a stroll with son Henry [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– More Lohan sideboob. It’s been a while since we’ve seen that (nsfw) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Howard Stern is auctioning off a girl’s virginity. I’m sure this has nothing to do with ratings. Or with classiness [Yeeeeah!]
– This is the most accurate Michael Phelps quote I’ve ever heard [Evil Beet]
– Cats in Lindsay Lohan’s racks. It’d make me happy if I were a dude [CityRag]
– Beyonce is releasing her third album in November. And I’m sure it’ll sound super different from all the others [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– I’m not sure how I feel about Nicole Richie’s sparkle headband. Though at least she’s wearing it like a warrior [Hollywood Rag]
– Dakota Fanning makes the mistake of publicly pledging not to do a bunch of bad things. This will inevitably come back to bite her [Agent Bedhead]
– Not a joke: $1 million can buy you a bid on a pair of Michael Jackson’s used underwear [Crazy Days and Nights]
– And just a little more Lohan sideboob. Because one is never enough [WWTDD]
– Mary-Kate Olsen looks like absolute crap, as usual [The Skinny]
– I don’t really do the whole Harry Potter thing, but even I will admit that Emma Watson looks gorgeous here [Derek Hail]
– “5 People That Look More Like The Sarah Palin Doll Than Sarah Palin ” [Best Week Ever]
– “Tori Spelling is no longer just a New York Times best-selling author. She is now a No. 1 New York Times best-selling author.” – is this frightening or inspirational? [Mollygood]
– Rachel Zoe is pretty much the most important thing ever [Jezebel]
– Not surprisingly, Anne Hathaway’s crooked ex Raffaello Follieri is making a plea deal [ShowHype]
Sophie Monk is a butterface… and a butterpersonality, because she dated Ryan “The Queen of E!” Seacrest.
I’m trying to decide which Jonas brother I’d slap first.
Codzilla: You slap one, I’ll punch the other two in the throat.
They are such annoying little twits, together with those disney girls. Miley, Gomez et al. I wonder where they will end up.
ri23: Sounds like a plan. Then, after they’re down, we can shave their heads. The hair sucks BAD.
Look everyone, the wussy non-threatening metrosexual heroes of your children have a point of view, isn’t that cute!! Someone toss them a cookie.
I’d much rather slap Howard Stern than the Jonas brothers. I am fortunate enough to have reached old fartdom and not know who the hell they are.
Emma Watson is looking great. Unfortunately I think those pictures will definitely bring the stalker types out of the woodwork….
Britney said she was a virgin too until Timberlake. Miley Cyrus probably says it too. Who really knows and since we’re not their parents who cares? I don’t think young people should ever look up to celebrities in tv, film or the music industry as role models. Their images are carefully crafted by parents, managers and PR people. Plus who’s to say that in 5 years we don’t find out dirty secrets about the Jonas Bros? Maybe they are like the Osmonds, only time will tell.