– Not surprisingly, the Jonas Brothers are the most gracious of all in the Russell Brand/purity ring debacle [Defamer]
– Finally, that Phoebe Price creature has a purpose [Dlisted]
– Paris Hilton is in Toronto to screen a film called Paris Not France and host a party for a ridiculous sum of money [Lainey Gossip]
– Nicole Richie and Ashlee Olsen are lookalike BFFs at Fashion Week again [Fafarazzi]
– I don’t know what Blair Underwood was doing at this event, nor do I care. He’s beautiful [Bossip]
– Apparently Holly Madison is staying with Hef after all. Truly, truly a surprise [PopEater]
– J.J. Abrams’ “Fringe,” review [Pajiba]
– Could the Sex And The City sequel be set in London instead of NYC? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– I’ve decided that Lauren Conrad has THE biggest head in Hollywood. Literally [PopSugar]
– Beyoncé has just about the most enourmous ring I’ve ever seen. Insert Titanic/iceberg joke ___. [Celebslam]
– This is truly a shocking development: Matthew McConaughey isn’t getting along well with his neighbors [Websters is my Bitch]
– I don’t care what the event is, Kate Beckinsale always looks flawless [The Bastardly]
– Am I the only one who thinks Sophie Monk has a butterface? [The Blemish]
– Julia Roberts out for a stroll with son Henry [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– More Lohan sideboob. It’s been a while since we’ve seen that (nsfw) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Howard Stern is auctioning off a girl’s virginity. I’m sure this has nothing to do with ratings. Or with classiness [Yeeeeah!]
– This is the most accurate Michael Phelps quote I’ve ever heard [Evil Beet]
– Cats in Lindsay Lohan’s racks. It’d make me happy if I were a dude [CityRag]
– Beyonce is releasing her third album in November. And I’m sure it’ll sound super different from all the others [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– I’m not sure how I feel about Nicole Richie’s sparkle headband. Though at least she’s wearing it like a warrior [Hollywood Rag]
– Dakota Fanning makes the mistake of publicly pledging not to do a bunch of bad things. This will inevitably come back to bite her [Agent Bedhead]
– Not a joke: $1 million can buy you a bid on a pair of Michael Jackson’s used underwear [Crazy Days and Nights]
– And just a little more Lohan sideboob. Because one is never enough [WWTDD]
– Mary-Kate Olsen looks like absolute crap, as usual [The Skinny]
– I don’t really do the whole Harry Potter thing, but even I will admit that Emma Watson looks gorgeous here [Derek Hail]
– “5 People That Look More Like The Sarah Palin Doll Than Sarah Palin ” [Best Week Ever]
– “Tori Spelling is no longer just a New York Times best-selling author. She is now a No. 1 New York Times best-selling author.” – is this frightening or inspirational? [Mollygood]
– Rachel Zoe is pretty much the most important thing ever [Jezebel]
– Not surprisingly, Anne Hathaway’s crooked ex Raffaello Follieri is making a plea deal [ShowHype]