Tila Tequila is afraid she’s not getting enough attention. Not only is this useless wreck of a creature not concerned about the clearly-killing-herself Amy Winehouse, but Tila thinks it’d be awesome to party with Wino. That’s right, while the rest of us have been following Amy’s downward spiral with trepidation and anxiety (okay most of us…), Tila has been eagerly studying Winehouse’s every move as a lesson in how to live right.
Let’s hope that all the teens and tweens out there don’t look up to Tila Tequila as a role model, considering that MTV’s “Shot at Love” starlet has a burning desire to follow in the footsteps of drug-troubled songstress Amy Winehouse.
“I wish Amy Winehouse was here — I really want to be friends with her,” Tequila told Pop Tarts at MTV’s Video Music Awards on Sunday. “I really want to hang out with her here in Hollywood.”
At first we thought Tequila, 26, was being sweet and wanted to support Winehouse on the road to recovery, but we were quite mistaken.
“Oh no — I don’t want to help her,” Tila said quickly. “I want to join her.”
[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]
And if that isn’t enough – which it totally is – Tequila has a book coming out. You’d assume that’s the worst part right? Nope. The worst part is that she actually refers to herself as “witty” and mentions that she has wisdom. You may throw up now. No, hold off. The title is Hooking up with Tila Tequila. Okay go ahead now.
I MADE A VIDEO BLOG JUST FOR YOU, BUT THE END OF THE FREAKIN VIDEO GOT CUT OFF FOR SOME REASON! UGH! STUPID PHOTOBOOTH DOESN’T WORK RIGHT! HAHA! ANYWAY…THE PART WHERE I GOT CUT OFF, I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ALL AND I PROMISE YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS BOOK! IT’S FULL OF MY WIT AND LIFE EXPERIENCES AND ENCOURAGES EVERYONE TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS…..NO MATTER WHAT! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO AND PRE-ORDER THE BOOK! MUAH!
[From Oh No They Didn’t!]
What the hell is this ferret’s purpose? I honestly don’t know how she can justify her internet existence, unless she thinks she’s helping the rest of us improve our self esteem with the constant reminder that even though our lives might suck, at least we’re not Tila Tequila. Here’s Tila’s inspiring, witty video. Don’t watch while eating. Or thinking. Or feeling. Play it safe and avoid all emotions/thoughts/brain activity or you will end up really, really angry.
Here’s Tila at the VMAs on Sunday. Images thanks to WENN.
WTF?? Amy, even as she is, wouldn’t give this moron the time of day. Ugh.
What a dumb skank. Let’s take her out.
Poor Sarah Tomlinson.
tila tequila, the ferret.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Too bad it’s Amy instead of tila that’s killing herself with drugs & alcohol. At least Amy has talent. Tila is just an attention whore that got famous for having the most friends on myspace. Wow. Noteworthy. 🙄
Oh, I almost forgot about how tila was the reason that gay marriage passed in CA, because she’s such a shining example of the gay lifestyle.
🙄 🙄 🙄
Her head reminds me of Jeff Goldblum’s charater on The Fly after he turned into that monster Brundle-Fly.
Nice implants.
Can we vote this twat off the site?
Second the vote SolitaryAngel!
Her internet purpose is to serve men with porn addictions! lmao
Can we vote this twat off the planet instead?
yeah…she is not Einstein or anything thing…but she is gorgeous. i’ve always thought she was hot. lo and behold thats how she makes more money than everyone reading this site….
she is an absolute stain and thats putting it nicely
Speak for yourself Jess, you armpit. 🙄
You know, if Tila partied ONE night with Amy, she’d probably end up in a coma for the rest of her life. Amy’s on so much all the time that if Tila actually tried to keep up, she’d be f*ed for LIFE!
I say we work on them getting introduced. I mean, it’s not like the world will miss a Shot Of Love 3. Her “book” was written by someone else, that’s why underneath the Tila Tequila it says with Sarah Tomlinson; so whatever “wit” is in it is most certainly not hers.
Who is this chick? I have never heard of her?!?! (I am Australia though)
But what a dumb arse thing to say…
“Oh no — I don’t want to help her,” Tila said quickly. “I want to join her.”
I hope I stay totally ignorant of her now!
I think she’s hot to! An Idiot, but a HOT ONE
What a waste of oxygen. The brunette version of Paris Hilton.
ghetto whore.
This is most unfortunate.
Tila’s logic is being infiltrated by silicon and possibly botox.
Nevermind that you are dying and need help Amy Winehouse, bump another rail and take a pic with me!
What is even worse is the fan base that has collected from some gutter based ooze and congealed from the depths of America. People actually look up to this travesty of va-jay-jay photos. As long as there are idiots around that cannot think for themselves, Tila and her novelist will do the thinking for them.