Lindsay Lohan, crackhead loser, couldn’t crack hustle her way into an Oscar party


I love a good story about a crack hustle denied. And there’s no bigger crack hustler operating today than Lindsay Lohan. There a story about Lindsay trying to get into Madonna and Demi Moore’s Kabbalah-flavored Oscar party Sunday night, and the story is only beginning to leak out now, for some reason. I guess Lindsay’s dumbass crack hustle doesn’t even rate second-day coverage, hahaha. So here we are, five days after the fact, hearing this hilarious story about Lindsay trying to work her way into Madonna’s party and being repeatedly denied. She even enlisted the help of Josh Brolin, to no avail!

Sources tells us the beleaguered beauty – who was recently charged with felony grand theft for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store – was turned away from the diva duo’s soiree at talent manager Guy Oseary’s Beverly Hills home Sunday night, and not even handsome hottie Josh Brolin could get her inside.

Lohan showed up uninvited to the party around 11 p.m. with her brother Michael and her security detail. According to one insider, she was confident she would get in because Oseary is an executive at the talent management firm Untitled Entertainment, which represents her as well as Moore and Madonna. Alas, the connection proved useless. Lohan was told she could not join the party.

To make matters worse, we hear that as she was pleading her case, Brolin rolled up and was shot down in his gallant attempt to help. After the “True Grit” actor greeted her with a kiss on the cheek, LiLo asked Brolin if he could get her in the door. Brolin obliged, but another source familiar with the incident tells us the party’s gatekeepers firmly held their ground. We’re told Brolin reacted by saying, “Don’t you know who this is?” The door people replied that yes, they did know who Lohan was – and she wasn’t coming in.

Even Brolin’s insistence that “She’s with me” fell on deaf ears. Eventually he ambled inside without her, leaving the recently rehabbed actress to proclaim, “This is so humiliating.”

Lohan eventually gave up on getting inside and headed to the post-Oscars party that James Franco was supposed to be hosting at Supperclub on Hollywood Blvd. The club adjoins the Writers Room, a bar in which Franco has said he’s a partner.

As we reported Monday, Lohan had taken part in a Terry Richardson photo shoot with Franco over the weekend. Our first source says Lohan had told a number of people at Supperclub that the “127 Hours” star had personally invited her to come and hang with him. But it’s uncertain whether Franco ever planned to attend his party. Right after he finished his Oscar host duties, he hopped on a plane back to the East Coast, in part because he had a paper on Byron due at Yale. Spokespersons for Lohan, Madonna, Moore and Brolin did not respond to our requests for comment by deadline.

[From The NYDN]

So she got denied. And then she tried to get Josh Brolin to help her, and he tried, but the power of the crack stench was just too much, and even the bodyguards and bouncers were pulling rank on the crackhead. That finishes it, you know? She’s completely radioactive. But Lindsay’s crack hustle knows no shame, so she dropped by another party, probably claiming that James Franco had “personally” invited her to hang, and alas, there was no one good to rub her crack lips on. Crackhead got punk’d by Franco’s “performance art”! Which makes me like Franco a little bit more.





Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. FatJenny Runs4Burgers says:

    It’s not so much that she’s a crackhead, like so many other Hollywood folks, but it’s the fact that she’s a crackhead and a theif.

  2. lilred says:

    ” The door people replied that yes, they did know who Lohan was – and she wasn’t coming in.

    More people need to do this exact same thing.

  3. Heatheradair says:

    so, I assume she took a pair of scissors to the hem of that dress all by herself? Because her legs are just sooooo sexy they gotta get strutted out along with her bedazzled shoulders? Pure class…..

  4. brin says:

    Wonder how many times a day she says “This is so humiliating”? Must happen a lot.

  5. Eileen says:

    What exactly is happening in that top photo?? She looks like she’s about to take a leak!

  6. Jackson says:

    Ahahaha! ‘Don’t you know who this is?’ Yes, and she’s still not getting in. DE-NIED!

    And that top picture with her squatting down scared me. It was like driving by a car accident, I didn’t want to look, but I couldn’t help it. Thank goodness nothing nasty was peaking out at me from down below…

  7. NayNay says:

    All I can say is, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!

  8. Hollowdoll says:

    Poor Josh Brolin temporarily getting caught up in Lindsey’s skanknet while trying to be a gentleman. Thank goodness he got away without being permanently tainted.

  9. Rita says:

    I don’t know where you got that top pic but I thought for a minute it was a tinkle pap. YIKES!!!

  10. liz says:

    She looks like Mega Trash in that silver shoulder padded dress. Sheesh

  11. sickofit says:

    what was she expecting? She is only tabloid celebrity right now, like, lets say Snooooki.

  12. lucy2 says:

    Josh Brolin probably got to the door and was like “tell her I tried, but whatever you do, don’t let her in!”

    She needs to wake up and realize, among MANY other things, that she is not a Hollywood star anymore. She a tabloid mess and late night punchline. Give it up, stop trying to party, go home, and stay out of trouble.

  13. Riley says:

    If I were Diane Lane I would be pissed. I would make my husband get his lips tested for herpes after touching skank lohan and I would grab his balls and demand, “Why were you associating with her?” Gross!

  14. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Brolin probably thought he’d get a BJ out of it or something.

    he’s hot, and a decent actor, but he’s a terrible husband.

    EDIT: yes, Riley…and if Lane had been WITH Brolin, you can bet they wouldn’t have even slowed down on their way from the car to the house. (see the first line of my comment…)

  15. Iggles says:

    Bwahahahahaha! Hilarious!

  16. Jennifer says:

    Good lord! I can’t believe she thinks she’s even worthy of going to an Oscar party.

  17. Lisa says:

    And Brolin is a douche for saying “do you know who she is” of course we all do, she’s a crackhead!

  18. TG says:

    I have always like Josh Brolin he is such a baddie (sp) but now not so much. I would think he would be too above lohan to even take notice of her. How could anyone be married to the gorgeous Diane Lane and be friends with Lohan at the same time.

  19. Faye says:

    I wouldn’t let her into my going away to college party for fear of what would be missing after it was over.

    “Hey mom, where’s my life size Legolas cutout?”

  20. Quest says:

    @Lucy2 – ITA

    At least there were some undies in the first pic…thank god but didn’t LL have enough to pay the designers to at least put a hem on that horrible white dress (Gawd)

  21. the original bellaluna says:

    Well, at least Blohan’s wearing underpants (as we can see in that first pic). Yes, it’s unfortunate she was attacked by something with claws that shredded the hem of her dress, but at least she’s not flashing her vadge. (OMG, did I really just say that? THIS is the standard to which we aspire? Heaven help us!)

    And what is with those hooves in that first pic?!? Can a woman just wear heels without that hoof-looking platform-thing going on?

  22. Sumodo1 says:

    She’s a brunette now? So she’ll be taken seriously?

  23. Isabel says:

    Oh, good, because what she also needs are some uber-classy Terry Richardson photos done.

  24. TG says:

    @lucy2 – Oh my gosh I just read your comment about Josh. Too funny.

  25. nicca says:

    What would a crackhead be without an open wound on the knee?

  26. hellen says:

    OMG, that first photo!! All that are missing are horns, a pointy tail and a pitchfork – she’s got the demonic eyes, the evil snarl, the crooked legs and the HOOVES already!

    Cue the fire and brimstone, and bring on the pea soup!

  27. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Sumodo1: Those brunette photos are old ones – you can tell as its just b4 the bad meth face and the subsequent fillers and botox and lip injections…

    “She a tabloid mess and late night punchline” – right with you Lucy2, sad but so so true!

  28. the original bellaluna says:

    And this should only be news if she got INTO the party. “Entry. Denied.” should be a way of life for her by now.

  29. Hautie says:

    The brunette pictures are old. And weren’t they from Cannes? Or some place where there were boats and some type of film thing going on…

    I suspect Lohan had tried to crack hustle her way onto the party list for weeks and Guy Oseary had dodged her calls.

    But really Lohan didn’t need to be there. The only thing that would happen she would have been shunned by the old cougars who would have meangirled her. (irony I know!)

    Because if there is one thing Madonna and Demi both love to do. Is gang up and meangirl the 20 year olds. Whom are still wearing their original faces in public. :)

    But Lindsay should realize Jennifer Lopez probably couldn’t get invited to this party either. Since Madonna hates her.

  30. Phillylady says:

    I think Brolin was being a gentlemen. I think people are correct who say Lindsay would do best to lay low. And I hope her humility and self reflection she showed in her recent Extra interview were genuine, because if so she may have a chance in life. Yes, she is always up to no good, but I would still love to see her overcome her issues.

  31. devilgirl says:

    Brolin keeps doing more stuff that makes me dislike him all the more.

  32. Rita says:


    Good Post.

    ITA about Brolin being a gentleman and concur with the rest of your comment but I won’t hold my breath.

  33. Sam says:

    Why is a recovering addict going to a massive Hollywood party?

    This is why no one takes her seriously. Lay low for a while, give your sobriety a chance (if she is indeed sober, or at least going to continue presenting the facade)

  34. Roma says:

    Count down to a “my good friend Josh Brolin and I are going to do a movie together” tweet in 3..2..1..

  35. sapphire says:

    I know these are old photos, but I swear I’ve never seen one where the Crackhead didn’t look like she need a scrub and disinfectant.

  36. CB Rawks says:

    This was a guy’s actual home. There’s no WAY that I’m letting that bitch inside my house to steal everything that isn’t nailed down! HAHAHA! Suckit Slag.

  37. Ilovemee says:

    Damn she looks old. Crack is wack.

  38. Bailey says:

    she needs to give it. she is completely delusional

  39. alwayssurprised says:

    “Oseary is an executive at the talent management firm Untitled Entertainment, which represents her as well as Moore and Madonna.” Just a stupid move professionally, you don’t show up at parties uninvited and earn respect from your management team…

  40. Sassy says:

    What.The.Fuck.? is happening in that first pic?

    And how does this chick manage to look older than I do and I’ve got nearly 20 years on her! She looks like she smells really bad and you may find things you would never expect to find in her cracks and crevices. Oh. My. I’ve just grossed myself out.

    Crackie is just so damn classy.

  41. motheroftheyear says:

    she showed up with her “brother Michael and her security detail”.
    she has SECURITY DETAIL?!

    ok…either “The Parent Trap” checks are still coming in or turning tricks is paying her very, very well.

  42. mln76 says:

    As other posters have said if I were Diane Lane I’d be pissed. Brolin needs to stay away from that skank and stick to making out w/Javier.

  43. dorothy says:

    She is just the nastiest person I’ve ever seen. At least she’s wearing panties in the first photo. That’s clearly an upgrade from her previous behavior. I still don’t think she gets it….she’s so over.

  44. bagladey says:

    Those photos of Lindsay seem to be photos taken of her in Cannes last year before her passport was “stolen”.

  45. Johnthing says:

    Rug burns on her knees?

  46. 'Mela says:

    A subtle bunch.

    Walk away, Lindsay.
    Walk away, and don’t look back.
    You are young, and have a lifetime of new experiences to discover.

    Learn your worth, and walk away.

  47. echolocate says:

    CB Rawks, I thought the same thing. She got turned down because this was a private home and no one wants to have to worry about doing an inventory of their watches, bags, jewelry, art, clothes, stemware, children, pets, and bowls of Chex Mix ahead of time so they can identify what she took after she leaves.

    She also doesn’t seem above stealing a celebrity’s cell phone to sell the pictures and data to Radar for some quick cash.

    However, a more positive spin would be, “Look, we have piles of coke on all the tables in here, and we don’t want to do anything to jeopardize Lindsay’s hard-won sobriety.”

  48. munchies says:

    i never go to a party uninvited.

  49. lachica says:

    this chick is full of stupidity and entitlement. right now i’m not sure which is worse.

  50. vandalfan says:

    How can someone recovering from substance abuse think it would be a good idea to go to a party? I think it was mercy, not fear of theft, that caused the rejection. She and Britney and even Charlie Sheen don’t disgust me, they just make me very, very sad. I wish her the best, for sobriety and a recovered career as good as Downey’s. But I’m not holding my breath.

  51. Javagirl1 says:

    I don’t blame him for turning her away. He would have had to lock up all his valuables. And who wants to do that in the middle of their party?

  52. Crash2GO2 says:

    She did a photo shoot with Franco?

  53. irrelevant says:

    I do feel that she shouldn’t have tried to get in somewhere she wasn’t invited. But it is so amazing how everyone is laughing at her and condemning her a 23 yr old, but laughing with charlie sheen or saying how awesome he is and he’s 45 with four small children. I mean how many chances did RDJ get before he finally came out winning. I too wish LL would just go away and get it together, but a lot of you people are being so judgmental and kicking her when she’s down. I’m sure you wouldn’t want that treatment if this was you or someone you cared about, cliche i know, but when are we going to start treating each other as humans?

  54. skeptical says:

    RDJ actually went to jail. Drew Barrymore waited tables. Things like this are called “eating crow” it’s what you do when you’re sucking up and taking responsibility for making a major mess of your life.
    once lindsay actually goes to rehab for reasons other than PR or avoiding jail
    once lindsay actually goes to jail
    once lindsay actually manages to completely vanish for a year or so…

    then she can talk about how her “recovery”
    until the actions match her words… it’s all just pretty words.
    as if she’s saying whatever will make people happy in an effor to avoid taking responsibility.

  55. dovesgate says:

    irrelevant – I, for one, would gladly give her the benefit of the doubt and root for her success but the crackie doesn’t WANT to get clean. She doesn’t WANT to do anything but party and steal and fund her crackie lifestyle. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE NEEDS. She NEEDS everyone to shun her, to turn her away at the doors, to know exactly who she is and tell her shes not wanted. MAYBE, just MAYBE, it’ll save her life in the end. Being turned away from clubs and parties, being shunned by Hollywood elite, etc, perhaps it will drive home the fact that she can’t continue to act like an entitled little b!tch who thinks her sh!t doesn’t stink.

    RDJ actually went to JAIL and served his time, without writing “F*ck you” on his nails and making sure those nails were pointing at the judge. He did his time, did his recovery, acknowledged his mistakes, and was able to make a comeback. Lohan keeps trying to play the victim card and might mouth the words but for her, its just like reading lines in a movie. She doesn’t really mean it and she won’t until shes locked up and made to face the consequences of the life she leads. Or when shes overdosing.

    I haven’t seen ANYONE supporting Charlie Sheen. Most of us think he’s gone off the deep end and we pity his poor children.

  56. Sara says:

    @Riley #13

    You literally took the words out of my mouth!

  57. Robocop says:

    This young woman lives in her own drug-induced world. Look at all she’s been through and she’s still in denial. She has to do jail time — it seems the only thing that’ll sober her up. Let’s hope the judge and her lawyer have her best interest at heart.

  58. CB Rawks says:

    “CB Rawks, I thought the same thing. She got turned down because this was a private home and no one wants to have to worry about doing an inventory of their watches, bags, jewelry, art, clothes, stemware, children, pets, and bowls of Chex Mix ahead of time so they can identify what she took after she leaves.”

    Hehehehehehe :D

  59. CB Rawks says:

    Oh yes irrelevant, everyone just LOVES Charlie Sheen. Eyeroll. Blech.
    It would help your position if your examples weren’t made of lies.

    Also, she’s not actually “down”. This is her chosen life and career, grifting and seeing what she can get away with. Especially the stealing. She waits to see the reaction and then lies accordingly, to get out of whatever borrowing/stealing scam or court room drug mess she’s in at any given moment. Plus it’s her only possible way of making headlines.

  60. Diane says:

    Man, how f*cked up is she in that first photo?? And those shoes make her feet look like hooves.

  61. lacy says:

    I wonder what type of therapy she’s receiving….it seems that she isn’t which is too bad because she desperately needs some.

  62. Belle Epoch says:

    What a difference a hem makes!

    That is, it WOULD make, if there were one.

    The chop job looks terrible, but it’s actually scary because it shows what kind of non-thought-process went into grabbing a pair of scissors and trying to cut off the bottom of a dress while you’re wearing it.

  63. lachica says:

    dayum she got slammed on SNL last night! within five minutes she must have been slammed at least twice! LOL!!

  64. MrsOdie2 says:

    Josh Brolin, a gentleman? Didn’t he get the cops called on him for beating up Diane Lane? I know she later retracted and called it a “misunderstanding,” but I also know I’ve never accidentally called the cops on my husband when he hadn’t done anything wrong.

  65. sema4 says:

    Oh please people, have some compassion . Yes she is stupid and a crack head and and all, but god, give her a break and stop it with the terrible ugly name calling.
    It’s up to us to let her lie ( not lay) low you know………….