Madonna is totally fine with Guy Ritchie impregnating his young girlfriend

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On Sunday, The Mail reported that Guy Ritchie was expecting a baby with his girlfriend of less than a year, Jacqui Ainsley. The report was all glowing and sappy, all about how happy Guy and Jacqui are and how they’re planning on getting married and all of that. Hours later, Guy’s rep confirmed the whole thing, so mazel tov and all. I made the comment that Madonna, Guy’s ex-wife, was probably not very pleased about any of this. It was what I assumed would be a safe guess. Well, PopEater claims that I’m a bitch for saying it, because MADGE IS JUST FINE.

For all the flak Madonna occasionally takes for being a bit of an ice queen, the singer doesn’t hold grudges. That’s why she was delighted to hear that her ex-husband, director Guy Ritchie, 42, has officially moved on and will be starting a family with his model girlfriend, Jacqui Ainsley, 29.

Friends of the singer tell us that Madonna moved on from her relationship with Ritchie years ago, from an emotional standpoint, so she is happy that he is finally settling down and getting serious.

Ritchie and Madonna share custody of their biological son Rocco, 10, and adopted son David Banda, 5. They divorced in 2008. The split was amicable, and Ritchie said in 2009 that he still had warm and fuzzy feelings for his ex-wife.

“And, of course, here you go: I still love her,” he told Esquire. “She’s a manifester, if there ever was one. First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them.”

Since their split, Madonna has squired a slew of much younger men around the globe, among them, a pair of 24-year olds, Brahim Zaibat and Jesus Luz.

Ritchie and Ainsley have been seeing one another for about a year, and the British press is reporting that they plan to marry within the next 12 months. No word on whether Madge will be invited to the ceremony.

[From PopEater]

On some issues, I will happily criticize Madonna, but I refuse to say one bad thing about her relationships with her exes, especially her baby-daddies, Carlos Leon and Guy. I think Madonna has a good relationship with both men, and that she is happy to co-parent with both of them. So, I think intellectually, Madonna is happy for Guy and she wants him to be happy as well. But there’s another part of her that’s going to work her gristle out for an extra five hours today, right after her daily shots of chicken cutlet juice and kittens’ blood.

All for this face…

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  1. Solveig says:

    Why wouldn’t she be fine?
    The woman is strong, indipendent, confident, I don’t think that she cares too much for other people but her own kids, maybe.

  2. sapphire says:

    What’s up with the weird eyebrows we are seeing, with the fan?

  3. DrM says:

    Have to say her face is looking better than it has in a while…whoever is doing her work is doing a good job…

  4. Enny says:

    Oh for the love of G-D, they are BOTH their SONS! Calling one their “biological” son and the other their “adopted” son is just wrong. Factually correct, perhaps, but why tell David his designation as “son” needs to be qualified with an adjective? Does it really?

  5. TQB says:

    Honestly Kaiser, I’m a little sad you expected less. When Madge gets done with a man, she’s DONE. And she would never say anything bad about her kids’ dad.

    @Enny, that’s right, KIDS. SONS. No stupid insulting adjectives. Glad that annoyed someone else!

  6. Jenny says:

    That dress is horrific

  7. Cha Cha Loca says:

    Of course she is. She’s hoping it’s a boy so she can date it in a few years.

  8. EdithP says:

    If she’d just wear some decent clothes. Of course, she’s never been a good dresser — a trend setter back in the day, but it was always a bit trashy.

  9. Nancy says:

    Her face actually looks normal whatever plastic sugery she is doing I hope she stops and doesn’t do anymore. She’s always maintained friendly relationships with her exes I think its classy of her to do that.

  10. Ron says:

    If you part amicably there is no reason to trash or be jealous of the other. Esp her, she’s the star and her spouses/bf’s are always Mr. Madonna. Regardless, she seems like she has been a really good parent, and good parents divorced or together, don’t disparage the other parent.

  11. eternalcanadian says:

    Whoa, that close-up of Madonna (first pic) really showed her age especially around the chin area.

    I think somewhere Madonna is miffed Guy gets to procreate however old he is. Madonna is done, her eggs are all shrivelled up. That’s why she goes after blokes that are barely out of high school. She doesn’t look cool or anything when she does that. She looks pathetic, and makes the word cougar look bad.

  12. Jennifer says:

    I don’t care how many chicken cutlets she shoves in those cheeks, I think she’s awesome. You go girl!

  13. the original bellaluna says:

    Mighty nice of her, considering she’s spent the years since their separation/divorce robbing day-care centres for her latest “conquest.”

    @ EdithP – “A bit trashy” – Lady, you are too kind. She’s always dressed like a Dollar Tree whore.

  14. Micki says:

    So much black lace AND fishnet stockings, uhhhh…even she can’t pull it ..

  15. lol says:

    She’s literally the Cher of our Generation!

  16. P.J. says:

    She’s looking more like Cher all the time.

  17. Heavenbound says:

    @ Jennifer

    Those cheek implants are so evident in the first picture, you are right, they do look like chicken cutlets
    Lol 😀

  18. Novaraen says:

    Her face looks tight and painful….and not natural at all.

  19. mrsezc says:

    she scares me …

  20. Liana says:

    Oh for the love of G-D, they are BOTH their SONS! Calling one their “biological” son and the other their “adopted” son is just wrong.

    *********

    Amen. I’m reasonably sure my mom doesn’t go around calling me her adopted daughter, or worse, “that bastard daughter of my husband.”

  21. Jayna says:

    By the time it was made public of their divorce, let’s face it they had emotionally move on long before. Listen to her last two albums. She writes about the issues in the marriage. It was clear where it was headed. They have both moved on, and this girl is no great beauty or huge star. So doubt Madonna is jealous. And Madonna has four children, three young. She doesn’t want any more at her age. She’s busy. She would probably be more jealous to hear if Jesus, her young hot guy she dated for over a year, impregnated someone. LOL

  22. Hmmm says:

    I don’t for a moment believe that Madonna is doing anything but seething inside. She’s a narcissist. That’s what they do. I wonder if she is now going to try to double her boy toy pleasure. Or fix another decaying, droopy part of herself. Or adopt.

  23. Jayna says:

    Guy is not aging well. This girl is like 13 years younger and got pregnant quickly. We’ll see how long they are together.

  24. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Hmmm – Well, thank God she’s too old to get pregnant! Otherwise, look out!

    It’d be a showdown between her and Camille DONATACCI* to see who could one-up the ex’s current twinkie. Entertaining, but quite ugly, I’m sure.

    *she will be forever referred to as “Camille Donatacci” in my mind – she (along with the Blohans, the RHNJ, and Jersey Shore) are the mental picture in my head when I hear “New Jersey.” Please don’t hate me.

  25. junk573r says:

    I think it’s funny she seems to be hiding her hands in every photo. The hands don’t lie…

  26. Grace says:

    @Enny: I found that irritating as well.

  27. nicca says:

    How do we know what her reaction is, her face won’t move.

  28. Jayna says:

    A song by Madonna I am sure about Guy her last album: Devil Wouldn’t Recognize You.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAsWp2RRjG0

  29. gg says:

    Face is morphing into puppetface. The cheeks and nose are off scale to each other and the rest of her face.

  30. Newbie says:

    Is it bad that I don’t think she looks bad? Plastic–of course. But bad? I actually think she’s looking pretty good here. And there’s no way she’s ok with it (the new baby). Maybe she doesn’t care about her ex anymore, but it’s still hard news to get. Especially when you’re famous. Also–“amicable”? Perhaps a lot of what I heard was just rumor…but I thought they were absolutely vicious in the end. And of course there was the whole A-rod debacle…

  31. Lemon Drops says:

    That top picture was overwhelming and nauseating, to the point where I couldn’t even read the rest of the article.

  32. Andie says:

    I think her face looks good, though the cheek implants are a little obvious. It’s great Guy is moving on and finding happiness…I wish that for him…I also think he’s really hot…not sure why, I just do.

  33. nnn says:

    Madonna has always been a pro in treating her men, especially her exes.

    Even when she married Sean Penn, at 27, she managed to fix that bad marriege very quickly, divorced without a fuss and too much trouble. You never hear battles for money or kids going on endessly. She keeps discretion in that prospect.

    In some way, she has a very mature and efficient way to deal with them and is always happy for her ex new relationship. I remembered how she was happy for Sean too when he got with Robin and whished him happinness.

    I also liked the fact that she married each time men who were lesser than her career wise (Sean was just starting) and yet seemed to manage to treat them right without the arrogance of her being the star in the couple respecting their ego.

    She followed Ritchie in his country as a married woman and not the other way around at the pinnacle of her career when she is the biggest one in that couple.

    She is a strong AND intelligent woman who seems to have a lot of respect for men she either married, either had a child with.

    That’s one of the things she is doing right unlike her plastic surgeries obssession and skimpy clothes.

  34. tapioca says:

    You just know she’s going to steal that baby’s placenta and use it as a facepack…

  35. margaritachum says:

    i don’t care what is said about Madonna i still find her amazing as i did when i was 5 years old. i love her.
    (i wanted to be a mix of Deborah Harris and Madonna when i was a kid).

    and i think it’s very classy and respectful the way she handles her past relationships.

  36. yadicakes says:

    She is too busy plotting against Lady Caca for copying her song and style

    Guy Ritchie is next on her to do list…

  37. Turquoise Blue says:

    I think she looks really good here. Yeah, it probably cost a million dollars in plastic surgery bills, but her face looks better than it has for the last few years. Something about the cheeks was off for a while there and it seems to be fixed now. Now if only she had better taste in clothes!

  38. Me says:

    Nice for not being bitchy, however, I’d like to know how much of his time Rocco spends with Guy. What the media reported was that Rocco lives in NY and Guy only sees him very rarely. If that’s the case then I think Madonna is one big selfish cow. I wish Guy all the happiness with his new family that hopefully will not break his heart this way (again).

  39. Jayna says:

    @Me, who said Madonna wanted the divorce? In her songs it’s clear he was emotionally distant to her. Broke his heart, my …. He got like 30 million off of her from the divorce while he rarely worked during their marriage, except small things and a couple of bad movies. I’m glad to see he’s doing good movies again like Sherlock Holmes.

    She doesn’t keep the children from him. He has never once complained about the visitation schedule or taken her to court over it. So, obviously, no problem. There’s photos of him all the time with David and Rocco. You didn’t mention his second son, David, with Madonna. And he and Madonna spent part of Christmas together for the sake of the children. And he is rich. He can also fly to New York inbetween making movies when he has plenty of downtime.

  40. Erin says:

    @junk573r: good observation! I didn’t notice that, but yes, the hands don’t lie. Never heard of such a thing as a ‘hand lift’…

  41. Kim says:

    Im getting ready for the haters but i think Madonna looks great.

    Yes she has obviously had alot of work done but i think this last round she had done looks very good.

  42. sarah says:

    Wow! Madonna, nothing but respect, to live this long in the music industry and still be relevant(ish) & not give a shit what people say – that earns my respect. Re: plastic surgery etc – who cares? If you were in that position, well I ask you would you or would you not??? The woman keeps in shape & likes shagging young & fit guys and never NEVER set herself up as a role model. I appeal to anyone over 30, would you not want to see a woman on top for once?

  43. Eileen says:

    I don’t believe she is fine with it. She may have moved on from him, as did he, but it has to hurt on some level. Yes, she is the superstar, and the world is her oyster and all that. But, I think he has to bother her.

  44. LuckyLilGem says:

    So another 29 year old gets knocked up by a 42 year old man, who cares! Madonna is still the Queen of Pop.

  45. REALIST says:

    Go Guy! Didn’t Madonna leave him high and dry in that department for-like-years?