Pink swaddles her bump in a navel-grazing muumuu: disturbing or cute?

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God knows, I love Pink. I really do! She’s cool and she’s tough but she doesn’t try too hard. I even love seeing her “bump” photos – for a while, she seemed to be carrying small, and she was an adorable pregnant lady. Unfortunately, THIS happened. This is Pink at last night’s premiere of The Lincoln Lawyer, a film I kind of want to see just because I enjoy cheesy legal thrillers. Pink wore this crazy, navel-grazing muumuu that makes her look like a HUGE blueberry. Now, I’m not opposed to pregnant ladies wearing muumuus, at all. I’m not opposed to any woman wearing muumuus, in general. But not on a red carpet!!! Honestly, though, I think maybe I would have accepted the muumuu if the hair had been better. This hair is ten different kinds of tragic. Grey mushroom cap? For real?

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Also at the premiere, the star of the film, Matthew McConaughey, who looked all kinds of rough as well. Is it just the horrendous fake tan? It’s something else, right? Something weird is happening with his face. I think it may be a combination of orange-ness, receding hair line, hair too long in the back, skin damage, weight loss and just general grossness. Camila looks pretty though.

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  1. nanster says:

    Yes, Pink looks hideous. Although she’s one scary broad, I gotta love her, too. I was thinking that she kind of resembled Dame Judy Dench in these photos…

  2. mln76 says:

    From the look on her face I think Pink agrees with you about the outfit Kaiser.

  3. Becca says:

    she looks like one of the Golden Girls.

  4. arock says:

    she looks like mrs roper.

  5. dorothy says:

    Thats what happens when you buy your clothes at K Mart.

  6. MarenGermany says:

    Pink: always goodlooking.
    sweaty after sports, in a garbage bag…
    for me she just cant do wrong
    🙂

  7. silken_floss says:

    I’ll give her a break this time, she’s pregnant and probably and just didn’t give a fuck. Matthew in the 3rd pic looks like he’s judging Pink’s outfit lol

  8. Happymom says:

    I love her-but this isn’t her best look.

  9. irishserra says:

    In her defense (and I’m not even a big fan of Pink), there comes a point far enough along in the pregnancy where you just don’t give a rat’s a$$ what in the heck you are wearing and just want that kid out in the false hopes that you might finally be able to get some sleep or walk normally again. 🙂

  10. I actually like the style of her hair, just not the color. She should have added more texture to it. The dress is horrific, though. Pink was never really all about style to begin with, which is fine, but it really shows here haha.

  11. TQB says:

    OK, I don’t know where you came up with the “carrying small” concept. She’s been big from the beginning (and I say this as someone who is also carrying quite large!). In fact, I love her more for it, because she looks so normal.

    Anyhoo, the hair is all kinds of bad but I kinda dig the dress. I just question why she’s going out to premiers at all when from the look on her face she would much prefer to be wearing her cute mumu and lounging around her swimming pool.

  12. serena says:

    Aren’t pregnant women not supposed to bleach their hair?

  13. khaveman says:

    She can do better. I would not overdress when you’re already big at the middle. Too much fabric goin on there and think the hair is awful.

  14. someone says:

    I don’t like the mumu..but its not disturbing, just ugly!

  15. Jennifer says:

    I LOVE Pink and am so excited to see her be a mom. However, this outfit does nothing for her. And her current haircut even less.

  16. Hautie says:

    When is Pink due? Maybe she is just at the point she wants comfort. Versus trying to be all fashionable with her bump.

  17. She in Chi says:

    Admittedly, the hair is a fail. But the dress? Not terrible. I don’t like it in profile, but the cut in front is good. Sexy, even. And she accessorized it well. Overall, okay. But the hair? Yeah, no.

  18. TQB says:

    @serena “they” actually decided hair dye was not so bad, or at least inconclusive. Or rather, they found a million other things to freak pregnant women out about.

  19. YAY says:

    I would totally wear Pink’s dress. I actually really LOVE IT! Her hair, not so much. 🙂

  20. Riley says:

    @arock: You beat me to the Mrs Roper post, but she really does look like her (I do love Pink, though. She makes Ke$ha look like such a poser).

  21. dudslove says:

    @arock — hilarious — i loved mrs. roper back in the day 🙂

  22. truthSF says:

    @Riley:

    she sure does make Faka Keisha look like a poser.

  23. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @TQB, agree that she’s carrying large and I think the dress makes her look bigger. How many weeks are you?

    I have 4 more weeks to go and I try and wear things that are form fitting (even though a muumuu would probably be more comfortable). I find that I receive positive comments when I dress this way; and at this point I feel like a house, so I’m in need of compliments. LOL

  24. brin says:

    Yikes…she looks like she should be playing mahjong on the Lido deck!
    And Matthew is probably getting skin burn from his reflective suit.
    Camilla looks lovely.

  25. Kaiser says:

    TQB – This is what I was thinking of when I said she was carrying small:

    http://www.celebitchy.com/129290/pink_reveals_growing_baby_bump_in_a_soft_mullet_dress/

  26. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Tragic. I love her to death but she DOES look like MRS Roper!

    What is happening to Matthew’s face?
    He used to be sooo handsome but now he is scaring me!

  27. bored says:

    I’ll bet it’s comfortable. Good for her.

  28. TQB says:

    Kaiser, IDK, I think she looks big in that pic too! She’s really not a big person – I remember when she did the trapeze bit at the Grammy’s (which was awesome btw) she was super fit.

    Morticians, I am only 14 weeks but I’m all boobs and belly.

    EDIT to add: she still looks better than Matt. What the hell dude.

  29. hairball says:

    I never ever got Pink. I think she’s gross. Sorry to those that like her. She looks like a 50 year old woman here.

  30. Riley says:

    Yeah, about Matthew’s face… it looks like he is using some gross fake tanner cream or something. Whatever it is, it is very bad and he needs to stop. His skin tone is almost the same color as his baby mama’s.

  31. Schnauzers!!!! says:

    Love Pink. No matter what she wears or dresses like she is gorgeous to me. If I were a young girl she would be the one I would want to be like. If my daughter picks someone to look up to, I would hope it’s her as opposed to the skank out there now.

  32. DSMR says:

    Thats not Pink thats “Endora” from Bewitched 🙂

  33. SHump says:

    I agree with whomever it was (sorry, I can’t be arsed to scroll back up that far)who said the hair needed more texture. Right at the top, all the way to the front. A smidge of texture would make that cut totally adorable. The color… meh. I won’t say a word about the dress. I’ve had two kids, and I honestly believe pregnant woman should just wear whatever the hell they want and the rest of us should just deal with it and keep our mouths shut. Seriously, whatever gets her through that last trimester is all good by me.

  34. hellen says:

    Dorothy Zbornak would kill for that muumuu.

  35. original kate says:

    i see pink is trying to bring the caesar cut back.

  36. Bill Hicks is God says:

    I agree with silken_floss, Pink looks really uncomfortable.

  37. guesty says:

    The color is just no. Camilla’s dress is gorgeous tho. McC looks gaunt.

  38. margaritachum says:

    I love Pink.
    The outfit is not that great but she’s Pink.
    She doesn’t care about what anyone thinks and that’s what makes her so great.
    I like the hair and i think she always looks beautiful.

  39. Rosanna says:

    I love Pink and I love that she doesn’t “play mom” wearing some hideous dresses that only a pregnant woman would wear!

  40. Lori says:

    It’s not the dress, it’s the hair. So flat and boring.

  41. notsoanonymous says:

    I wonder if she is growing her hair out into something a bit longer. It honestly looks like a rotten grow out stage to me.

    I love the dress on her. The fact that she was brave enough to go that low in the front is perfect – it makes the dress look sexy and sultry despite being so voluminous. I think it helps that we all know Pink has had a rocking body forever, so it’s not like we imagine pudge and flab and bloat under there in addition to her bun in the oven.

    Matt looks like a combo of everything mentioned – too much weight loss, bad, BAD fake tan and receding hairline.

  42. amy says:

    She can do no wrong in my eyes. She’s hugely pregnant, most likely incredibly uncomfortable, and wants to be home in her sweats. I give her credit for getting out there in ANYTHING.

  43. Isabel says:

    It’s very Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company. But I understand it. I really do. I’m 34 weeks pregnant and when I’m at home, I wear the loosest possible shit imagineable.

    But I still wouldn’t wear a muumuu out in public. And I REALLY don’t give a crap. I’m pretty sure Pink does.

    The hair is just awful!

  44. Maritza says:

    @arok – I totally agree with you.

  45. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Love the mumu! Hate the hair. Like she took some safety scissors to her head in a fit.

  46. lola lola3 says:

    It the hairdo that is truly horrendous! The “ceasar” only worked on George Clooney and only 20 years ago.

  47. photo jojo says:

    Anyone know where she got the key necklace? That’s really cute! The rest of the outfit is a huge NO.

  48. Ron says:

    She totally looks like Mrs Roper! The wedge sandals, the pattern of the caftan, the hair, everything. The only thing she is missing is a matching headband. Caftans can look really cool if they are styled right, but this is a disaster. And I love me some Pink too!

  49. John Wayne Lives says:

    It’s alright I guess. When I first saw the pic, i thought she was just wearing this out, and I thought “oh honey, no”, but it’s at a premeir, and so, um…
    the dress…looks…comfortable. It’s pretty fabric. I like the dress, so I just cant figure out why I don’t like it lol.
    But I love, love, love her, and I’m so happy for her and her Hubby. It’s been a long road to happiness for her, and she deserves it. She seems like a genuine person, and a genuinly good person.

  50. Hakura says:

    I’ve been a Pink fan for a long time, now… but a ‘mumu’ is NEVER a good idea. But like someone mentioned, perhaps she’s gotten to a point in her pregnancy where she’s not worried about buying a ‘designer’ maternity dress, & is just ready to have this baby xD

    Always feel so bad for my mom when I see preg-pics of her with me, she carried very large (then I was 2 wks late on top of it, ended up over 8lbs) She looked miserable toward the end xD

  51. LindaLu says:

    Mrs Roper – BWAHAHAHA

    Muumuus remind me of the Homer Simpson
    episode where Homer gets fat to go on disability.

    This one:
    http://longstreet.typepad.com/thesciencebookstore/images/2008/10/10/homer_muumuu.jpg

  52. Kbomb says:

    Ohhh the dress is by Rachel Pally. I LOVE her and have a few dresses (less muumuu like) by her. She is the designer that Angelina Jolie wore while knocked up with the holy ones.SUPER comfy stuff. Expensive as shit but worth every penny. I think she looks really cute.

  53. gemmaa says:

    Aw, I think Pink may have woke up this morning, seen the photos and thought
    ‘maaaybe should have skipped the mumu and the do…..’
    and then promptly moved onto more pressing matters.
    I like the hair colour though. Just want to muss the style up.

  54. Cinderella says:

    I don’t think Pink is carrying large either, but sometimes women really pop out during those last 4-6 weeks. The Roper gown wouldn’t have been so bad if it weren’t for the ugly print. She could have gone with a sexy solid.

    As far as her hair, this is Pink we’re talking about here. She’s not a long-haired kinda gal.

  55. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @TQB, that’s me too. All boobs and belly. I carried the same way with my first son.

    Pink’s hair is so white it looks grey.

  56. Deven says:

    Don’t mind her dress. She’s pregnant, she’s allowed. However, her hair looks like she cut it at home with the the chicken-cutting shears!

  57. Mary says:

    Pink looks uncomfortable. She is feeling the pregancy. It shows in her face. Mathew looks stone & miserable. Look at the body language ..not a happy couple .

  58. Andie says:

    I really like Pink, but here she appears to be struggling with being heavily pregnant, and trying to keep up the cool, hip rock star style. When I was as pregnant as her I wore frumpy loose stuff, and I really didn’t care as I was so damn tired. Being preggers in the public eye must be a bummer. She does remind me of Dame Judy Dench in that photo.

  59. Nikki says:

    The style of the dress is cute but the pattern is geriatric. But the hair is just horrifying, I can’t get past it. That’s a haircut made for 5 year-old boys, not grown women. At least throw some mousse in it and tussle it or spike it or something, anything so it doesn’t look like a little bowl! Ugh!

  60. Shannon says:

    She probably said “You know what? Screw it! My ankles are swollen and I feel like a blimp. I just want to wear something comfy.”

  61. Shay says:

    I was meh about Pink before. When she opened her trap and said that all children should be beaten for discipline, I disliked her. I feel sorry for the child she is bringing into this world. As for her dress sense? She was never a doyenne of style.

  62. Isa says:

    I hate it. Letting yourself be swallowed in fabric just makes you look bigger. Pregnant or not.

    I think women look better when they wear more fitted clothing. Empire waisted tops/dresses are a pregnant woman’s best friend. If you happen to luck out and end up being all belly you can go tighter, like Heidi Klum often did.
    I was swollen with my daughter. But I always made sure you could distinguish my figure, even if it was a pregnant one!

  63. Coco says:

    Moo moo (my preferred spelling)…meh. Gun metal gray dumb and dumber hair is all kinds of hideous, unflattering fugliness. Sidenote: what’s with Camilas eyebrows? They’re just so…big.

  64. Just Me says:

    Pink gets a pass from me.
    She looks tired!
    She’s at that stage of pregnancy when you only care about comfort for swollen legs, ankles and feet not to mention a sore back from the ever expanding baby weight!

  65. ordinarygirl86 says:

    I’ll give her a pass also! It’s gotta be hard to try to find anything to wear on a red carpet when you’re pregnant and not all women want to show off their bumps in fitted clothing. On top of that there’s the daily nausea, kicking, and swollen feet…..like I said the girl gets a PASS from me

  66. jemshoes says:

    Comfy is as comfy does. Pink is rocking her baby bump. 🙂

  67. Alexa says:

    In that first pic of Pink, my first thought was “Wow! She looks BEAUTIFUL!” I don’t think the other snaps of her are very flattering due to the angles, but her face and hair look gorgeous to me. And I like Mr. McConaghey’s suit and slicked back hairstyle.

    Different strokes for different folks – right?

  68. CaramelKiss says:

    She’s obviously carrying heavy and she is not smiling in ONE pic. I think that gives her a reprieve in my mind as it indicates that she’s absolutely miserable and ready to drop her load. Let’s cut her a little slack people, I’d say she’s at least carryhing an additional 50 pounds or so and STILL has some time to go. Her face says “I really don’t want to be at this fucking event”, but I was forced to come.

  69. ezra says:

    Florida retiree Greta Leichtenstein locates missing moo moo.

  70. JenJen says:

    That Camilla looks like a camera loving beard if I ever saw one. I can just see them driving around the country with him yapping non-stop and her saying nothing, if she really does even go with him on his road trips. Maybe he frequents camp ground bath houses. Don’t get me wrong, I love Matt but he and Lance did admit they “experimented” with man-love. I think he just wanted kids, so he would have mini-hims.

  71. truthzbetta says:

    McConaghey and Armstrong never ever said they were gay or experimented in actuality.

    They were asked about it, made a joke, moved on with their lives.

    In real life men have buddies too and it’s strange if they don’t. I don’t think this is an Oprah/Gayle thing where not even they know how much crying love they share.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1547724,00.html

  72. denise says:

    bwhahaha! Grey mushroom hair!!

  73. Kallan says:

    Matthew McConaughey is way to skinny. He’s gaunt. What’s the deal – is he a rare male anorexic…??

  74. Daniella says:

    I think she looks pretty. although not a fan of the hair colour.
    Now, can we talk about Matthew M’s poorly applied bronzer??

  75. Magsy says:

    She’s the most butch looking pregnant woman ever. Don’t try to feel her bump, she’ll end up beating your ass! It’s cool she’s bringing the moo moo back though. 🙂