Eva Longoria is already shacking up with Eduardo Cruz


Eva Longoria thinks we’re idiots. That’s what it boils down to. Just yesterday, we had Eva’s attempt at a post-divorce pity party, bemoaning how “sad” it’s been for her to be without Tony Parker. That Allure interview came out on the same day that Eva was photographed making out with Eduardo Cruz, Penelope Cruz’s little brother. Shortly after she and Tony Parker split up, Eva began dating Eduardo. And when I say “shortly after” I mean that it was basically a matter of weeks. Eva pushed the Eduardo hookup story to whatever tabloid would take it, so it was mostly strategic leaks to OK! Magazine, like Eva “accidentally” walking out of her house in her short robe while Eduardo wandered around, all for the paparazzi. Since then, Eva has slowly been pap’ing herself, and we have yet to have access to any of the many public makeout photos as of yet. You can see today’s photos here, at Us Weekly. Eva and Eduardo at Disneyland – Eduardo looks like he’s “play” strangling her. Because she’s SO SAD about her divorce, right? Anyway, Life & Style reports that Eva is moving Eduardo into her home:

Who said breaking up was hard to do? Life & Style’s Scene Queens have learned that just four months after splitting from hubby Tony Parker, Eva Longoria is already planning to shack up with boyfriend Eduardo Cruz.

During a make out session at the Chateau Marmont on March 7, we overheard Eva saying, “Baby, it will be so great to spend every day with you. I can’t wait for you to move in!” Since Eva’s divorce was finalized on Jan. 28, the actress and Penelope Cruz’s little brother have been heating up everywhere from a yacht in Miami to a Hollywood cabaret club. “She can’t stop gushing about her man,” an insider tells Scene Queens. “Eva says she has found her true love.”

[From Life & Style]

See, it’s not just that Eva is an uncontrollable famewhore who will literally do anything for attention. It’s that she thinks we won’t notice her really, really obvious machinations. I would like Eva slightly more if she was like “Tony and I didn’t work out, whatever, I’ve got a new young stud.” But Eva wants it all – the pity party and the stud.

Oh, and Penelope Cruz is going cut a bitch.



Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Lisa says:

    Ugh, I really think much of her before, but now I think she’s a famewhore.

  2. Newbie says:


  3. Hautie says:

    Are those black sequin glitter disco pants. Really? Oh my.

    Eva is making sure, that she has documented proof, that some man finds her desirable. Since her husband did not.

    I am sure it has all been done in some vain attempt to make Parker jealous. Whom I doubt gives a sh*t.

  4. brin says:

    Is he the newest member of her people collection?

  5. Kaye says:

    I want that striped shirt.

  6. Ally says:

    The amusement park item you link to says:

    “According to a Cruz insider, the hot new couple were set up by Penelope at a recent Hollywood bash.”

    So, until we hear PCruz’s own version, we can pick which version we want to believe, I guess?

    Also, nb, in Europe, Desperate Housewives and Eva Longoria are perceived with a much more glamourous vibe than in the US.

  7. someone says:

    So much for her last interview where she said she wasn’t ready to date yet!..and every time she thinks of her divorce she cries…

  8. Anti-icon says:

    I’m just soooooooooooooo thankful that she has no kiddos — because really she’s as free to fame whore as we all know she’s so transparently doing. She can’t help herself. (Penny’s gunna cut a bitch, yep…so funny.)

  9. Relli says:

    @ brin LOL! yes he is part of her young men i keep around to boost my self-esteem limited edition.

  10. Cha Cha Loca says:

    She’s an idiot. Yesterday it was all about how she still crys at the mere mention of the word divorce. Chicks that can’t be alone for 2 seconds and have to have some guy around 24/7 are all fucked up in the head.

  11. brin says:

    @Relli…LOL! Purchased through the Eduardo Mint!

  12. Sigh. says:

    I would love to have seen the interviewer’s face/thoughts when she tried to fake cry over it being “hard” for her right now, as if they didn’t know she’s currently dating someone young and full of…

    I imagine it was somewhere between “This bish,” and “Oh no. She’s squeezin’ out some tears! Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Oh God, I’m gonna pee holding this in. Just don’t laugh. Don’t laugh…”

  13. Delta Juliet says:

    Don’t people (especially celebrities)ever get tired of publicly stating “oh! so-and-so is the love of my life”, then breaking up and finding another new love of their life?

  14. Bailey says:

    she if full of it.
    didn’t one of them get a tattoo on a body part, likes weeks after they hook up.

    Eva we are not idiots.

    She kind of reminds me of Jennifer Love Hewitt, moves quickly from man to man and then back paddles to when she broke up and hooked up. she’s a people collector too.

  15. WYIJM says:

    I’m inclined to give her a break since divorce is super-horrible and not great for the old self-esteem. So whatever makes her feel better, good for her.

    You try to put up a cheerful front and act like you’re having a good time, even if you’re still cut up inside.

    And just because you are having a rebound fling with some hot young dude, that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re not still heartbroken over your failed marriage.

  16. lulu says:

    Cry me a river. Dysfunctional, co-dependent twat.

  17. Macey says:

    I actually thought the header pic was Kim Kardashian at first. I cant stand those damn spider lashes they wear..eek.

  18. Tia C says:

    She’s probably also already planning a gynormous elaborate international spectacle wedding as well!

  19. tango says:

    Isn’t their rumours that Eduardo is gay? Is this possibly a beard situation for both – he for the fame from dating someone famous and her because having a hot young guy on her arm lessens the sting of having a cheating husband?

    Whatever, I could personally care less about either of them.

  20. Scarlet Vixen says:

    Do celebrities even take a shower and change the sheets in between relationships?? It takes them all of 5 seconds before they’re moving on to the next dong…

  21. hatsumomo says:

    ^Lulu, seconded.

  22. jessica says:

    She looks SO GOOD with sunglasses on. Is that mean?

  23. sandy says:

    fame seeking slut.

  24. TeeTee says:

    must be seperate bedrooms, cause he was supposedly gay last yr.

    anything for media attention

    lord Eva the Diva–irks me

  25. Marjalane says:

    Well this information is going to give Mario Lopez the sads. Unless of course this “Eduardo” (God, I hope she has a nickname for him) is gay and she’s playing a beard so she CAN get with icky Mario Lopez. I don’t have a problem with boytoys, but I do have a problem with Kim Kardashian wannabe’s, and that’s what Eva is looking like these days!

  26. Camille says:

    @Hautie: My thoughts exactly.

  27. Dea says:

    Yep, Eva can’t leave without f…ing a “d.ck” apparently. Lol sorry for the language 🙂 I really apologize to the CB site not to Eva. I mean there is a huge difference between wanting a man and wanting a d.ck. I think Eva belongs to the second one. For God’s sake Tony was her husband not just someone that she dated. I do not think that she is crying over him. Maybe she is crying over for his money and being an athlete’s wife.

  28. Latin says:

    What is the freaking problem? The bastard Tony cheated on her, glad she’s moved on, and that rumor about Penelope is so not true because she’s the one who set them up.

    Eva is beautiful and Eduardo is lucky to have someone like her interested in him. Not for nothing she was named SEXIEST woman alive TWO years in a row.

  29. di butler says:

    Eva Longoria is just a slightly more talented, (heh), and smidgen older Kardashian Sister. Isn’t her time of fame nearly up?

  30. MeriJaan says:

    I despise this woman. Her face annoys the hell out of me too.

  31. Eleonor says:

    She’s a famewhore I get It, but she’s not pointing a gun to Eduardo Cruz’s head, so I suppose he likes all her machinations.

  32. ordinarygirl86 says:

    I think it might actually be a situation of her being sad AND being a famewhore! We all have that friend who is SO damaged from her relationship that as soon as it’s over she runs into the arms of the first guy available! It’s sad because that’s exactly what it looks like and at the same time she is adamant about having tons of pictures of them together to let everyone know she’s ‘fine’
    This is how she’s coping I think.

  33. MNGIRL76 says:

    @ Latin

  34. galaxy.girl says:

    I NEED THAT STRIPED SHIRT…. anyone know where to find it? Thank you 🙂

  35. viviana says:

    Eduardo Cruz looks like Tony Parker!! Is that why Eva finds him attractive?