– Who wouldn’t pay $5,000 to kick Michael Lohan’s ass? [The Superficial]
– Robert Downey Jr says he was a “compulsive, serial masturbator” [Dlisted]
– Vince Vaughn and his hot dog. Yep, that’s the kind of headlines The Bloated One makes [Lainey Gossip]
– Dr. Phil is back to dealing with his own marriage troubles [PopEater]
– Kim Porter on the cover of Babycouture with daughters Jesse and D’Lila [Bossip]
– “Lindsay Lohan Dines at Mr. Chow” – and the whole world trembles [Fafarazzi]
– “Flash of Genius” review [Pajiba]
– Sometimes I think Aubrey O’Day couldn’t get any uglier. Then I see photos like this [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Nicollette Sheridan doesn’t reek of desperation or anything. We all scamper around the beach in our bikinis in October [Celebslam]
– Tom Cruise matches Suri a little too well in this photo [Websters is my Bitch]
– Battle of the “Who Wore it Best?” Posh’s ugly shoes or Anne Hathaway’s? [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– One of the Extreme Makeover houses is in danger of foreclosure [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Jessica Simpson redefines stylish [PopSugar]
– Russell Simmons does studly beach yoga [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
– Jonathan Rhys-Meyers looks uncomfortably awake [Socialite’s Life]
– Selena Gomez will admit that she’s “Getting To Know Nick Jonas” – but that’s all [Just Jared]