Madonna plays doctor with Gerard Butler

While filming RockandRolla, Guy Ritchie’s newest crime-comedy film, Gerard Butler, who stars in the film with Thandie Newton, came down with a major case of the flu. Ever the consumate professional, Butler fought the flu and went to work anyway, not impressing Newton. Ritchie’s wife, on the other hand, was happy to play doctor to Gerard’s patient.

“I was so sick that she (Newton) said, ‘I know we have a love scene today, but you’re not putting that tongue in my mouth,’” he tells In the end, it was an unlikely aid who helped him recover his health. Mrs. Guy Ritchie, a.k.a. Madonna, was happy to play nurse to the sick patient!

“Madonna came to the set and she had all these little vitamin pills,” Butler recalls. “I forget the name of them, but all of these different things that help you get well quick. Then she pulled out a hypodermic and said, ‘I’m going to give you a B-12 shot in your butt.’ I mean, Guy was standing right there watching and I was laughing like a little kid. She said, ‘Ok, you’ve got to take this seriously.’ I’m like, ‘I’m trying to, but you’re Madonna and you’re giving me a B-12 shot in my butt.’”

[From OK! Magazine]

Madonna, you sneaky little minx! It probably took her about three seconds to come up with a way to get her hands on Gerard Butler’s backside. To make it even better to Madge her husband was standing in the room while she did it. In my mind’s eye, Ritchie is in the corner, a red rubber ball strapped into his mouth as he’s cuffed to a chair, Madonna in black latex, cracking her whip as she says “You’ve got to take this seriously,” and Butler nervously laughing as he’s forced into the compromising position. I have a vivid imagination.

Butler is doing the rounds promoting RockandRolla. He appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night and was his usual charming Scottish self, however, he drew an laugh/groan from the crowd when he said that women who have not had children look younger and better than women who have. He explained his comment with a story, regarding the bluntness of Scottish people, about his aunt, who had no children, going back to her hometown after travelling the world and meeting with an old classmate. The classmate, meaning that Butler’s aunt had travelled the world and seen so much, said “Can you believe we went to school together?” To which, Gerard’s aunt replied, “Oh, I know, but you’ve had three kids!”

This time my imagination sees Madonna talking to Auntie Butler, saying “Can you believe I’m old enough to have gone to school with you ?”

To which, Gerard’s aunt replies, “Aww, I know, but you’ve had two kids!”

Gerard Butler is shown at the LA premiere of RocknRolla on 10/6/08. Credit: WENN

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  1. Jessica says:

    Isnt this the second person she has given a B-12 shot to? Didnt she also get Justin Timberlake??? She seriously needs to give it a rest… apply for Medicaid and retire to some nursing home somewhere for cryin out loud.

  2. Syko says:

    Don’t tell Kaiser!

  3. Kaiser says:

    @Syko – Too late! Madonna’s dead to me now! :lol:

    Hey CB – E! News last night had a red-carpet interview with Gerry, where the reporter asked him about Aniston. Gerry rolled his eyes and said “We’re not dating, it was a nothing 7-minute conversation at TIFF.” Of course, he didn’t say anything about the alleged “thigh-rub” *BARF*

    So Gerry is no longer dead to me. And hey, I don’t have kids! Do you think he knows that? Do you think he wants to come over? :D

  4. Codzilla says:

    Holy Christ this man is gorgeous. And Madonna’s gnarled hands on his ass doesn’t bother me, simply because he’s so far out her league she’d never have a chance. :twisted:

    Edit: I’ll let the kids comment slide. :cry:

  5. Syko says:

    @ Kaiser – I’m sure he knows it and I know for a fact that he wants to come over, if he can only fit it into his schedule. :lol:

    For some reason, “fit it in” is striking me as outrageously dirty talk today.

    Involuntary celibacy can really mess with your mind.

    That aside, I used to date this guy who was off a ranch in Oklahoma (no mean remarks, the guy knew how to ride!) and he would always inject HIMSELF with Vitamin B-12 when he was sick. He went to a vet and would tell them that his colt needed it, and they’d sell him the medicine and the needles. OMG. But it seemed to work, his colds would vanish in just a couple of days.

  6. Kaiser says:

    Syko :lol: :lol: My God, “fit it in” is extremely dirty, esp. when we’re talking about a “big boy” like Gerry. (and I’m drooling, btw)

    Okay, between this and the Jonny Lee Miller thread, I might need a hotness break. *fans self*

  7. vdantev says:

    Yeah, she’s a good role model for her kids.

  8. SeVen says:

    Holy shit that man is hot … I’m going to go watch 300 in slo-mo just to see his oiled up hotness … I’ll bring you ladies cold drinks cause lord knows i need one.

  9. Candy says:

    I fancy Mr. Ritchie. Love Madonna. Buttler not too shabby.
    Oh, so thats how you innocently grab some booty…i see…
    I’m off to the pharmacy to get me some B12 shots.

  10. Baholicious says:

    Madonna as doctor indeed – Dr. Satan in House of 1000 Corpses maybe…

  11. sad says:

    He was hot in 300, but in real life he has big fat chipmunk cheeks – if any other A-list star was sporting those, Pitt, Damon, Tom Cruise, some of you would be cutting him up like a side of beef in a butcher shop – but some people just want the guy to be fine so bad, that they are seeing things. It’s kind of like how people are only just NOW willing to say Russell Crowe is a crow. That is a FAT face Butler has, and ya know this.

  12. sad says:

    Oh, and Madonna is a f*cking freak giving all these young mens she meets shots in the butt. Again, if someone else was going around town lassoing hot male stars and injecting them, people would be screaming with rage and saying she should be committed.

  13. Kaiser says:

    Goody. More chipmunk cheeks for me.

  14. jess says:

    umm im sorry but i would never let anyone but a doctor give me a shot. who knows what was actually in that syringe?!

  15. SeVen says:

    Sad #11 – I happen to enjoy chunky ” solid” men. Better then hugging and kissing on a stick figure man who might break if you get too rough :twisted: :twisted:

  16. Kaiser says:

    Amen to that, SeVen. Better a “big boy” with some meat on his bones.

    And as long as it’s a hot Scottish accent coming out of his mouth, who cares about chipmunk cheeks?

  17. Codzilla says:

    Jess: I was thinking the same thing. No shots for me unless a legitimate medical pro was involved.

    Ps: Kaiser, we’re going to have to duke it out for those chipmunk cheeks. Although, I seem to remember winning first dibs on Gerard a while back. :D

  18. Kaiser says:

    @Codzilla – ZOMG STEP OFF BEE-OTCH. I believe you won firsties on someone else, actually. Can’t remember who. I *always* have firsties on Gerry on Celebitchy.

    *pulls out knife*

    You got that? :lol:

  19. snappyfish says:

    I only watched 300 because of him. He is yummy

  20. Codzilla says:

    Kaiser: No, it was Gerard, I swear! Damn. Can we use something other than knives? I’m horribly uncoordinated. How about a bottle of tequila and a “whoever passes out in a puddle of vomit first loses” policy?

  21. Kaiser says:

    @Codzilla – I could swear that you called firsties on someone else. I think Bodhi or Daisy was in there as second, and I was third. But it wasn’t Gerry.

    Because, as I said, he’s mine.

    *breaks tequila bottle against desk, corners Codzilla*

    This is the last time I’ll say it, honey. Step off my mans. :twisted:

  22. geronimo says:

    Kaiser & Codzilla – Ha! You two! *shakes head in disbelief*

    Since neither of you can even remember who it was you were both claiming first go on, you really do not deserve to even have Javier Bardem – yes, it was he – as a fantasy shag! You girls can fight all you like over chubby cheeks here but Bardem is now officially MINE. First and Forever. Mine. Got it?! :P

  23. Kaiser says:

    Oh, good call, Geronimo! Codzilla did have firsties on Javier, not Gerry. And since I’ve got her cornered with a broken tequila bottle, I say you can have firsties on Javier.

    I’m going to do fantastic and dirty things with those chipmunk cheeks. :lol:

  24. Codzilla says:

    Sh*t, it WAS Javier! Thanks, geronimo. Crap, now I’ve lost them both. That’s OK, I still have Clive Owen and the dude who plays Dexter to help me through these difficult times. 8)

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  26. cynthia says:

    who cares if his cheeks are fat?He is still the handsomest man on the screen today.Huba huba WOW.What a beautiful face.

  27. cynthia says:

    The beautiful face of Gerard Butler will always fascinate me. I’ll never forget seeing him in Attila,I thought that he was the handsomest man I had ever seen,still do even though his cheeks are fatter now. He is the only one worthy to be called leadin man. Best looking man in the universe.

  28. Kathryn hawk says:

    I agree with you completely,Cynthia,he is the best when it comes to looks.I did not think that God could make a man that beautiful. He carved that man out,the rest of them he threw together. How pleased he must have been of his work. No plastic surgeon on this earth could make a man that beautiful.