“Katie Holmes on Eli Stone” Morning Links

Katie Holmes on Eli Stone. Lame. [Watch with Kristen]
– Top 20 TV politicians [Television.AOL.com]
Ethan Hawke & Ryan Shawhughes Take A Family Stroll [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Naomi Watts Went Shoppin-g at The Container Store [Bastardly]
– Does this baby doll says “Islam is the light?” [ParentDish]
Zac Efron’s wax figure [Hollywood Rag]
– We need more celebrity gossip in these trying times [The Fug Girls]
– Tyra teaches Janet Jackson about fierce eyes [PopBytes]
Lauren Conrad bought an Audi R8 worth over 100k [The Blemish]
Christie Brinkley’s restraining order against her ex denied [The Insider]
– The Best of LOLCats. I have an LOLCats application on my iPod and my 4 year-old son just laughs and laughs. [Cityrag]
Kiefer Sutherland got scared by Finding Nemo [Agent Bedhead]
– British magazine Zoo choses the sexiest women, and Jordan falls at number 100. [Bild]
– 10 celebrity marathoners for Ryan Reynolds to beat [Defamer]
Hugh Hefner’s Latest Girlfriends Are Felons [Evil Beet]
– Video of Pamela Anderson singing Happy Birthday to Hef in her birthday suit (blurred and kind of SFW) [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– World Wildlife Foundation offers people a chance to save the planet – by shelling out big bucks for a trip around the world on a private jet – while learning about conservation [Deceiver]
Austin Powers Star Charged in Gang Rape [ICYDK]
Janet Jackson will resume performances this weekend [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Guess who is wearing a phantom mask [Best Week Ever]

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  1. wah wah wee wah says:

    She looks like a transvestite! Her body is horrible, so is her face.

    Making this stupid faces and trying to be sexy is hilarious.

  2. daisy424 says:

    Eli Stone is a favorite in my house, Jonny is zexy……Loretta Devine has the best lines 8)

    Already clicked on the Halloween costume link yesterday and ordered my Halloween costume. Great prices 😀

  3. Anne says:

    LOLCats is great! I also like stuffonmycat.com

  4. anony says:

    Gross. And it’s not just the hair- she is not remotely sexy. Just comes off as creepy and contrived. Ewww. It’s like seeing your mom try to be seductive- just all wrong. And I’m not saying she is old or looks old- she’s just terribly awkward.

  5. Kaiser says:

    “We need more celebrity gossip in these trying times”

    Amen to the Fug Girls. If there wasn’t so much Jolie gossip this week, I think I would be rocking and curling up in the fetal position.

    @Daisy – Do I have to threaten you with a tequila bottle? JLM is MINE!

  6. MSat says:

    Oh, I get it. Katie Holmes is going as Carol Channing for Halloween this year. Brilliant.

  7. daisy424 says:

    Kaiser, are we dragging out the blender for AJ cocktails….. 😛

    C’mon now, not JLM too 😈 Aren’t you busy enough with Gerry? You can’t have them all…or can you? 😯

  8. Kaiser says:

    @Daisy – You’re right. Why waste good tequila in a bad economy, just to threaten someone who should know better? 8)

    *Pours tequila shots*

    Here’s my top five:
    1. Gerard Butler
    2. Clive Owen
    3. Daniel Craig
    4. Jonny Lee Miller
    5. John Malkovich (for fun!)

  9. Feebee says:

    Poor Katie, she has (had?) all the raw materials but can’t work it at all. Whoever said it was like watching your mum was right… very uncomfortable. 29 going on 40. Has skipped right over a potentially very sexy decade.

  10. Yer Mom says:

    Katie is going to leave Tom soon. There is NO WAY Tiny Tom would have EVER let her slut her way through something like that. Remember, he’s the one who wouldn’t let her take certain movie roles with sex scenes, because he was pi$$ed about the one in Thank You For Smoking.

  11. KateNonymous says:

    That makeup makes her look like Joy on My Name is Earl. And I don’t know anyone who thinks that’s a good look. (And I mean Joy, not Jaime Pressley.)

  12. Lesley says:

    She sucks.

  13. daisy424 says:

    Good choices, all have accents. Keep Daniel and I’ll raise you a Christian Bale…….

  14. whatevs says:

    Ew, she’s really starting to look like
    Betty Boop, only not hot.

  15. clare says:

    All I can think is “EEEEK!” – No wonder she was turned down at the ‘Nine’ audition! That performance is beyond terrible – she takes the ‘sex’ right out of ‘sexy.’

  16. Anni says:

    I love LOLCats! Finding a LOLCats link here on one of my fave sites…Bliss!

  17. Pleasure_Droid says:

    Oh dear. That is about the unsexiest attempt at sexy I have ever witnessed. If thats what works for Tom then I’m convinced he is gay. I know everyone else has said it already but Jesus she looks likes she is in her mid forties. She needs to start dressing and acting her age. And whats with the Sally from Peanuts hairdo?

  18. Annicka says:

    Can’t say I think she’s attractive in the least in face or body, but I do love her voice, surprisingly. She can sing, who knew?

  19. jennifer says:

    OK the only reason that was bearable was my lovely Sickboy, aka Johnny Lee Miller. Otherwise – yeah, the mom thing, spot on. *shudder*

    LOLCats you say? Oh I save every one I come across. I’m a cat person, it’s what we do. :mrgreen:

  20. sassyspank says:

    blah.blech.barf. sooooooo uninteresting and unattractive! nothing. like watching a skeleton with mimed facial “sexy” expressions. i feel sorry for her because she’s trying so hard. no sexiness because the life has been sucked out of her. when she was younger – at least she was spunky! and cute. now she’s a soccer mom without the van and without the youth — and she’s in her mid-20s? it’s all kinda depressing. why would she choose this life.

  21. Jackie says:

    That’s the first pic I’ve seen where I can see how Suri looks like her.

  22. Jeanne says:

    Was she not allowed to show her legs? Why the heavy black stockings. How does Katie manage to appear unsexy. That voice is ridiculous and the poofy hair looks dopey too.

  23. sandy says:

    Can I sue?
    All the glasses in my house just shattered.
    Who knew she and Brooke Shields had so much in common? can’t sing or dance to save their lives

  24. breederina says:

    @ Kaiser, Malkovich ! You kinky minx you.

  25. mark says:

    She looks like a Scientology blow-up sex doll.

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