Miley Cyrus rejoins twitter and cites Charlie Sheen as her inspiration

Just yesterday I was praising Miley Cyrus for quitting Twitter over a year ago and for taking responsibility for the fact that she was using it poorly and wanted to step away. She wasn’t sanctimonious about her reasons for no longer informing the world about the minute details of her moods and daily life, and said “I was that person who was like, ‘I’m so sad. I have no real, normal life, everyone knows what I’m doing.’ And I’m like, well that’s my own fault because I’m telling everyone.” Well that will teach me to hold Miley up as a good example of anything. She was back on Twitter on Sunday, even before I wrote that, and one of her first tweets was to drug addict psychopath Charlie Sheen. Her people confirmed that it really was Miley and everything and not someone just promoting her upcoming tour.

During her first day back on Twitter after a 17-month absence, Miley Cyrus lavished love on another talked-about, controversial microblogger: Charlie Sheen.

Late Sunday, the 18-year-old Disney starlet wrote via her new Twitter account gypsyhearttour: “‘Do not fear…the Sheenius is here!’ I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen.” (A rep for Cyrus confirmed that it was her legitimate account on Monday.)

Amidst his sold out, apparently improving live tour, Sheen, 45, took notice late Monday, and replied, “Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter! Always felt you were epic! Now you proved it! Thanks for the love.”

“I always felt the same about you! You have taught me everything I know about WINNING. Duh!” Cyrus replied.

A bit later in the evening, the “Climb” singer told fans she was “Makin dinner for my fam right now. Honey sesame chicken, garlic rice & salad. There’s only one thing missing & that’s Charlie Sheen!”

[From US Weekly]

As I was saying yesterday, Twitter bugs me because I’m an information junkie and a perfectionist and it’s really hard to keep up with it. There’s no end to it, it’s hard to tell what people are referring to and it’s difficult to categorize and sort all that information, much of which is useless. That said, Miley has been tweeting up a storm since she got back on. She’s brought back the duckface personal portraits and she’s telling us how lazy she is and what music she’s listening to. She’s also revealing how clueless she is by citing Sheen as her motivation for sharing details she previously realized were only hurting her public image.

I finally watched that “Charlie Sheen: On The Brink” special on TLC and wanted to scream at the television “he’s just a raving drug addict, why doesn’t anyone state the obvious?” We wouldn’t have anything to talk about if that was the case, and we wouldn’t be able to analyze him ad nauseum. For some people winning means having everyone talk about you. Twitter is useful for that.



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  1. Isabel says:

    Oh, good! She needs to follow Sheen as an example. Absolutely. Keep on the path to being just as much of a WINNER as he is.

    What that fack!

  2. Quest says:

    May the Sheen-force be with you Miley. Stupid you are, hmmmmmmm.

  3. Marjalane says:

    Did Miley even finish the sixth grade? I know she’s not from the most academically inclined family, but she just comes across as a total dolt. Do you imagine that she really admires Sheen, or that she just wants to stand in front of a crowd of people and ramble? (at 200.00 a pop, no less)

  4. GeekChic says:

    Who is she trying to emulate in that top photo with the mustache? Hitler? Well, I suppose if she idolizes Charlie Sheen, Hitler is the next logical step.

  5. OriginalGracie says:

    Miley is a famewhore. She has absorbed all the necessary delusion and famewhore guidelines from her fatheaded father.

    Miley can’t stop with the Twitter and the inappropriate pics because that is how she feels alive.

  6. Caz says:

    I feel sorry for Miley and her family. They hitched their wagon to Hannah Montana which is so over and now she’s latching onto um….Sheen? Is it that hard for her to get media coverage? Everything now is almost a rabid PR ploy to try & stay relevant. Oh well, she’s already made millions so it can’t be too bad.

  7. serena says:

    This is so depressing. A young girl following a old drug-addict, and not realizing it. It’s so sad.

    If he’s her master well.. the way is long and dark for Miley.

  8. kelbear says:

    Shut the front door! Oh Em Gee Miley is back on twitter, all is good in the world now. I can’t stand her!

  9. stewie says:

    this doesn’t surprise me. Miles doesn’t make the best choices (bong) and I have a feeling it’s going to grow worse as she ages. She probably smoked crack and supports sheen because she ‘gets’ him, who knows. It’s pathetic, like watching a flea bag puppy make eyes through the pet shop window at the homeless junkie – ugh.

  10. EPattaya says:

    Who cares what she ate for dinner, this is not news, it’s just Miley attaching herself to someone (Charlie) that people do want to read about.

  11. Quixotic1205 says:

    I’m sick of her pouting-duck-face photos. Can someone p lease tell this little girl that it makes her look like a total idiot?!

  12. nanster says:

    Maybe by spouting all this BS about Charlie, Miley thinks she has a shot at becoming one of Charlie’s “Goddesses” – now wouldn’t THAT make things interesting!

  13. amanda says:

    This whole post has reinforced my opinion that most people are incredibly stupid. There are so many reasons here:
    A) That twatter even exists (copyright: Michael K)
    B) That people ‘follow’ miley cyrus OR charlie sheen on it
    C) that Charlie sheen, who is, as CB so succinctly put it, a raving drug addict, is so famous for being just that. What kind of society celebrates the ravings of a clearly sick individual? A stupid one which likes entertainment more than anything else.
    D) That Miley, who is sub-par on all levels, is famous enough to suggest strongly that many, many young women regard her as some kind of role model.
    E) Which then goes back to her supporting Charlie Sheen and thinking he’s cool, while totally disregarding the fact that he’s a raving drug addict.
    I could go on with this all day, but I have things to do that don’t involve discussing the activities of utter morons. In fact, I’m ashamed of myself for wasting this much time on it. But I had to vent.

  14. jover says:

    Exactly originalgracie – like the majority of celebs chipmunk face lacks emotional and intellectual depth and interests that give substance and meaning to daily life; parading before the media in any way possible is all she can do – I appear on youtube; therefore, I am.

  15. MaudeLebowski says:

    “Who is she trying to emulate in that top photo with the mustache?”


  16. Ashley Temple says:

    UGH! Yesterday I posted your article where you compare Franco to Mayer and show how both douches get completely owned by Duck Face Cyrus, on my Facebook. It was the first time I gave Duck Face some credit, esp. since I really love Franco and want him to stop being such an epic dbag. Well, that was stupid…REALLY MILEY?! I guess I can go back to making fun of you and your major duck face and fame whoring dad now and not feel guilty about it (not like I ever did anyway!)

  17. Hakura says:

    @Nanster“Maybe by spouting all this BS about Charlie, Miley thinks she has a shot at becoming one of Charlie’s “Goddesses” – now wouldn’t THAT make things interesting!”

    That was my FIRST thought, after reading what she said to him. She certainly fits the ‘age-range’ required to become one of his ‘Goddesses’… Special skills – Young, stupid, daddy issues, experienced at drinking, smoking cigarettes, & using a bong (for her ‘herbs’ of course. Not pot, oh heavens, no.)

  18. original kate says:

    she’s back on twitter, eh? i knew that was too good to last.

  19. nikki says:

    If Charlie Sheen wasn’t rich he’d be living on the street corner.

  20. Aqua says:

    I’m about as fed up with her as I am the Kardashian Clan!

  21. devilgirl says:

    I never knew she was on Twitter, then off Twitter to begin with.

  22. Franny says:

    Famewhoring. Nothing more, nothing less.

  23. Jack says:

    That “Dirty Sanchez” looks good on her, lol !! 😀