Eva’s boob starts popping out at 3:30
So Eva Longoria has a new cookbook out called “Eva’s Kitchen” and because she’s on television and is semi-famous she’s being given a platform to promote it. Eva was on Letterman last night. We already saw the ridiculous short-shorts she was wearing, and it turns out that she had on a low cut tuxedo jacket with no shirt under it as well. When she sat down you could almost see her ass cheek from the side and Dave could barely concentrate he was trying so hard to get a glimpse of her B cups. At least she hasn’t gotten a boob job yet. I would have been embarrassed for her if she had any shame. Eva completed her third grade tap dance recital outfit with a really long fake looking Tony Pony.
It was hard to take Eva seriously at all when she talked about how to make guacamole. It’s like she wanted to serve it to us just wearing an apron and high heels. What the hell is Eva promoting exactly?
Eva Longoria decided formal attire would be best for her interview with David Letterman on Wednesday night. But the star must have been so eager to appear on “The Late Show” that she forgot to finish getting dressed in wardrobe.
The “Desperate Housewives” star appeared with Letterman on Wednesday to promote her new cookbook, “Eva’s Kitchen,” but all eyes — especially the host’s — were on what she wore on set.
“I wore a tuxedo for you,” she told Letterman, to which he replied, “That’s only part of a tuxedo.”
The outfit drew even more attention when her jacket — which covered up her shirtless chest — began to pop open. It was all Letterman could do to keep his focus on her cookbook and the guacamole recipe that she was presenting. Turns out that she likes cilantro, but he has a genetic predisposition to find it soapy tasting.
Later in the interview, Longoria confirmed that the cast of “Desperate Housewives” were in negotiations to return for an eighth and ninth season.
[From Huffington Post]
I have to cosign Eva loving cilantro. I put it on top of cream cheese on an english muffin in the morning. My husband isn’t a fan of it though so I have to use it sparingly when I cook for him.
So Eva likes to cook and she’s a TV star, so that makes her qualified to put out a cookbook and promote it on The Late Show. She’s such a great cook and her recipes are so tasty that they stand on their own merits and she doesn’t need to try any famewhore moves to get publicity.
Eva also said that Desperate Housewives will be back for an eighth season next year, and maybe a ninth as it remains the most popular scripted show on ABC. She’s not going away anytime soon.
Screencaps from the show.
Cheap and desperate
Mmmm, cilantro! Anyone have any luck growing it? (More interested in that then Eva)
Her desperation is showing.
God, this bitch cracks me up. She wants to be “taken seriously as an actress” and then she goes on Letterman wearing little more than a cheesy smile.
Fail.
desperate much? well of course she is, can’t you smell,see her desperation from here? poor horsey, shhh! she does not know or care how she actually looks. it’s almost funny if it was not so pathetic.
She has killer body. But I always believe you should do either boobs or legs, but not an excess of both in one outfit.
Because you appeared once as a guest on “The Next Food Network Star” doesn’t mean you can cook, or put out a cook-book…desperate for attention.
Next time use more ahesive on the boobs region
@ danielle, yes in fact i have too much. LOTS AND LOTS of sun and be careful over watering.
Yeesh.
If you got it, flaunt it!
I love cilantro in everything…eggs, guacamole, fish, salads…
Her laugh is really not attractive.
i wanted to add, she’s not alone in promoting her self/cook book, most celebs do it, she seems harmless enough, she seems not to take herself too seriously, and she has a bubbly personality, see? i can be objective and fair.
We get it Eva – you have a kickass body – that doesn’t take away the fact that you’re still a stupid bitch and I’m not going to buy your cookbook okay?
Shoulda just went naked…wouldn’t have been much of a difference in her outfit. She needs to stop trying so hard.
Wouldn’t it be easier for her to just scream “PAY ATTENTION TO ME!”
She’d better hope DH goes for a few more years, I think it’s her one hit wonder.
Classy and stunning!
I’m glad I won’t need to make room for this in my collection of more than 4000 cookbooks.
It’s not that I refuse to buy books by celebs, e.g. I got Sophia Loren’s a few years ago, but people like Eva or Goopy don’t come across as genuine cooks whose hearts are really in it.
She does cook and has two very successful restaurants, so I don’t see why people are saying that she doesn’t cook SERIOUSLY!!
Whos that actor Shia LeBeouf? he said it best when he said actors are basically bottom feeders desperately looking for validation and acceptance thats why they’re actors.
I thought he hit the nail on the head when making that statement.
In this case to have to go on national TV in probably a $5,000 shorts and tux jacket set to get attention to sell a cook book to make even more money?
Well it’s a tough job but i guess somebody has to do it!@
Why not it pays well!
That laugh….very grating…that’s all she did was laugh, laugh, & laugh. It’s almost an evil-sounding laugh…not good at all. I think she may have self-esteem issues, as she does come off as desperate and just a little too cheerful.
Thanks Relly! I’ll try it in a sunnier spot this year.
Desperate but no longer a Housewife. She is a sad little woman. I wonder how long she will be trying to get back at her ex using this medium? She’s on Piers whatshisface today and it looks like she gets teary talking about her divorce. If she’s not over the guy why is she sucking face with another? Women like this are truly desperate and might I add pathetic.
Girlfriend is single now so she has to show off the goods! She does have a great bod for someone her age, but she should have worn some kind of low cut top underneath at least so her bare boob didn’t try to bust out. I’ll bet her cookbook is good with yummy tex-mex recipes.
@ Katie
I agree – highlight the legs or the boobs but not both. She may have great recipes and successful restaurants and I applaud her for actually knowing what goes on in a kitchen. HOWEVER, that outfit is slutty and desperate at the same time!
“I put it on top of cream cheese on an english muffin in the morning. My husband isn’t a fan of it though so I have to use it sparingly…”
@CB
I’m confused about Kaiser’s remarks concerning James Franco’s “biscuits” and taken aback to your putting cream cheese on an english muffin. Since Eva is American, thought you might have been referring to Kate Winslet and your husband wasn’t into watching that sort of thing or do men have muffins like Franco has biscuits?
I’m just looking for clarity on this celeb jive.
danielle:
Yep, I grow it in pots on the deck. Grows like a dream in full sun. I grew it from seeds last year and it took about 3 weeks to come up and harvest. Plenty of water and sun, there you’re done! 🙂
HotlLatino@ You don’t have to cook to have two very successful restaurants as long as you hired the right people and chefs and run a good business that all you need.
CB is right. it seems a little desperate to show THAT much at her age. she has got the most wicked body, but a LITTLE bit more fabric would have had the same effect, so… yeah, it all seems kind of desperate.
GOOP is probably fuming that she didn’t think to use this subtle trick when promoting her cookbook.
Many celebrities are partners in restaurants, but mostly for marketing purposes and money, not because they cook, not saying that she does not. DeNiro has a very successful restaurant in NYC, but I don’t think he is in the back making the pasta but it would be so very cool if he was.
She’s def desperate, but I actually would like the outfit on anyone else with some class. And I would rock that outfit at a club! 🙂
She’s a bunch of fun, just like her wacky character on housewives, come on peeps, dave loved it
Her ponytail and her laugh are what bother me more than anything else. Both are fake and annoying.
re: danielle – my husband grows it and if you live in So. Cali., I can give you some! Mmmmmmmmm……
Mission accomplished! She has the bunch of us, who normally don’t care about her EVER, actually talking about her.
I don’t dislike her for being an attention seeker. She is quite upfront about it and, hell, most celebrities are, only some try to hide it more then Eva does.
What I find a bit disturbing is a grown woman giggling about her boobs like she’s twelve. Oh look, my boob almost fell out on national television, tee hee. This damned button, tee hee. It’s like she thinks we’re morons. Or she’s indeed trying to appeal to teenage boys but I don’t understand why she would do that- the target audience with a cookbook and DH is definitely not in teenage spectrum.
She’s annoying, pathetic, and trashy.
Schlongwhoria.
I have always liked Eva. She always struck me as honest about herself and life and makes no apologies. You never hear about her being difficult and comes across as likeable. The outfit, I think that Parker is seeing someone and its about to become public and she wants to remind people she is a hottie. That’s just me.
@CB I love cilantro too. I put it in everything. Definitely trying the english muffin/cream cheese/cilantro combo tomorrow, yummy.
No comment on the half-tux. Ew.
Cute figure. But wearing it on David Letterman was over the edge IMO. I kept waiting for a boob to pop out.
Her “desperate” shit has me loving Tony Parker like I did in the “good old days.” Love the San Antonio Spurs, man!
She looks good for her age?!! Her age?!! She flipping 36 years old. She’s YOUNG.
I like her, but I think that outfit was a mistake. Too small and uncomfortable looking. You just shouldn’t have to worry about your boob popping out on tv.
I like that outfit! you got it, flaunt it!
Really, are we 100% sure she was born female?
Not a classy look at all. I agree that it’s important to choose either boobs or legs in an outfit… Doing both always makes one look like theyre advertising their ‘wares’ for sale. The way she was sitting seemed like she was intentionally trying to show even more.
Flashing the world doesn’t do much for one’s ‘wanting to be taken seriously’.
Obnoxious. conceited. phony as hell.
Staged nip slip. Dating an A list actress’ brother. If the rumors about Desperate Housewives are true her next move might be hooking.
Everything about Eva was just wrong. Do you want women to buy this cookbook? Or 20-something pool boys? She just looked so fake and trashy…and based on that outfit…I am gonna stick to my own salsa recipe.
That is some tasteless trashy outfit but hey, if the dress fits…
She looks great!!Killer legs!!I love her!!So sexy and stylish!
She’s quite the little cackler, isn’t she.
Dripping with phoniness. Unattractive personality. Felt sorta embarrassed for her. CRINGE!
I have thought about this, and my verdict is this lady is a shameless self-promoter, shallow, and not a very good actress. She also needs to start dressing her age. Yes, the bod is good, but isn’t she 36 or 37? It all seems desperate to me.
her laugh and way of speaking are over the top fake and annoying!!! I wuda been somewhat fine with the outfit if SHE at least wasnt deliberately doing everything possible to portray herself as a bimbo on national tv.
I don’t really know why, but I can’t stand this woman. It’s one of those cases where you just *immediately* dislike someone.
It was more than a little ‘obvious’ she wore that outfit with the intention of distracting the audience. (Maybe because she has nothing worthwhile to actually say? That’s one way to hold someone’s attention..)
Yep. planned nip slip. She learned a thing or two from Janet’s one at the superbowl. She and Tony were swingers. Great legs. Still can’t act though. I don’t think she really makes guacamole or anything – she’d have a chef for that. Feel sorry for Tony that he’s copping the bad press. She looks like a real piece of work.
I cant stand this hamster face. Her laugh is annoying, tacky and fake. The more she does press and cries over her divorce, the more I like Tony Parker. You cannot cry over a divorce she started (she could have worked things out) while been all over here South Beach practically dry humping Penelope Cruz’s brother. Team Tony P!
i don’t get the hate. think she looks HOT. would love to have a bod like hers!!
Seriously is she really this pathetically desperate for attention that she wore this outfit on national tv KNOWING her boobs would show? She is a mess with zero self esteem!
She seems very immature. Her mode of dress is ridiculous. You can look sexy without looking stupid.
love her!