Kim Kardashian: “Size 4″ in spandex, with an Hermes Birkin gym bag


Earlier this week, I covered Kim Kardashian’s Cosmopolitan UK cover and cover interview. The Cosmo piece had a surprisingly good photo shoot and an unsurprisingly boring interview. Kim Kardashian doesn’t have much to say about anything. She’s really vapid and superficial, but I suppose there are worse things. But what really irritated me is that Kim attempted to be a role model for girls with curves, only to smack reality in the face with her enormous, delusional ass:

“I never aspired to be a size zero. Although one time I tried on a dress with a size-8 label when I thought I was a size 4. It turned out it was a UK size 8, so actually it was my normal size. But it made me think, “Why do I even care?” I couldn’t care less if it said 14. It’s just a number. Your best measure is to look in the mirror. I always say you shouldn’t weigh yourself. I don’t even have a set of scales in my house.”

Do you hear that? Embrace your curves, but while you’re embracing away, Kim would just like to remind you that she is a size 4. Seriously. Once again, I’m not saying Kim is heavy or that she has a bad figure – on the contrary, I like her figure, and I like her curves. But the bitch isn’t a size 4.

To make matters worse, the day after this interview went out, Kim stepped out wearing the most unfortunate pair of Bermuda shorts I’ve ever seen, and they made her look like a size 18, not a size 4. It was like Kim’s subconsciously decided to underline her size 4 delusion for the world.

So these are some new photos of Size 4 in spandex, leaving the gym on Thursday. Yes, her “gym bag” is a Birkin. Ugh. Other than that… yeah, her body looks really great. Despite the cameltoe, this is one of Kim’s most attractive and flattering ensembles ever.



Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Quest says:

    I’m a curvy girl and I am not as big as Kim and I am a definitely not a size 4…Kim is such a pretentious, self absorbed, fake-ass, famewhoring liar.

    And by the way…have a great ladies.

  2. David says:

    Yoyo smuggler

  3. PrettyTarheel says:

    I hate to say this, but she looks phenomenal coming out of the gym. She should try for a more natural look more often-without the troweled on makeup, she almost looks fresh.

  4. Sarah says:

    I was a size 4 once in my life and I looked way too boney. She’s got a great figure, I’d love to have it but she has too much ass to fit into a 4.

  5. Bailey says:

    she is not a size 4. bitch please! she has a bodunkadunk!
    I swear I read she said her hips measured 40 inches.

  6. Photo JoJo says:

    Is she the one who hawks that ridiculous ‘fat burner’ crap, too?

  7. Katie says:

    I bet when she says she’s a size 4, she means it. It’s just that it’s only in certain styles and for certain brands. For example, I’m hippy but have a small waist, so I end up wearing a 4 in a lot of dresses, but am anywhere from a 6 to 10 in pants depending on the brand. I bet she’s like that. Plus, when you’re a sex symbol, why are you even worried what the damn tag says?

  8. Rachael says:

    Not a 4.

  9. buzzaroo says:

    She looks great… possibly because her glasses are hiding her weird cat eyes.

  10. becky says:

    ok she goes to the same gym as my best friend. they do the boot camp class together. my best friend and i r the exact same size, 5’1 and give or tk 100lbs. Shes exactly our size w a bigger butt. Im a 0. I bet shes a 6 (prob an H&M 10). AND she looks amazing w no make up on. so much prettier

  11. becky says:

    also last year she lost a bunch of weight then gained it back. CDAN had the before and after. u know, she didnt look as good thinner…. but she WAS prob a size four then…

  12. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    If she is a 4 then my boob size is an A cup.

    (Not…I am a DD)

    Lyin ho.

  13. Cakes says:

    I wish I looked that good leaving the gym!

  14. Chris says:

    Size 4 my ass, or more to the point your ass. More stairmaster for you, Kimbo

  15. The Truth Fairy says:

    Her SHAPE is curvy but her SIZE could very well be a size 4. It doesn’t seem possible because she has a curvy shape, but she is really tiny.

  16. lee says:

    isn’t she only like 4’11″? if that’s true, i can sort of imagine her fitting a size 4. but then and only then. not that it matters.

  17. Abby says:

    I agree she looks better here than usual. But how is she not wearing an industrial sports bra? Doesn’t that hurt? The woman is stacked. Of course if she’s wearing one that’s both pretty and keeps things locked in, I want to know what it is!

  18. Micki says:

    When I met my husband 8 years ago I was size 4 and definitely didn’t have her curves.She’s probably UK size 12 or even 14 with all due respect.LOL

  19. hazel says:

    Wow, she is beautiful! I never saw it before. She should “leave the gym” all the time.

  20. Leticia says:

    People, that rump could never be squeezed into size 4.

  21. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I think she’d probably be a 2 if her hips weren’t so wide. Her legs & arms are pretty skinny but curves like that just don’t measure into a size 4. I’ll agree with everyone that says she looks great coming out of the gym. She just doesn’t look like she was working out. When I’m done I’m dripping sweat, hair disheveled, face bright red.

  22. Violet says:

    wow she looks stunning there!

  23. guesty says:

    Her boobs & butt would never squeeze into a size 4. They just wouldn’t.

  24. RHONYC says:

    wow, she is like practically BALD sans the weave! :-O

  25. mew mew says:

    “I’m size 4, I’m size 4, that’s UK size 8, I’m size 4, I’m size 4….. but that doesn’t matter at all to me.” Riiiight. For a person who doesn’t care a thing, she certainly brings it up heck often as much as her constant diets.

    Not to mention all the energy she uses trying to convince everyone she’s size 4.

  26. SRM says:

    I am no fan of Kim but I think she is naturally gorgeous and I would love to have a body like that, no matter the damn clothes size.

  27. TG says:

    I find it believable that she is a size 4 at least from these photos. Maybe it is like someone said above, she is a size 4 in certain places. Of course I have never seen her in person so what do I know. What I don’t understand is why she wears clothes that make her look like a buffalo.

  28. kg says:

    She could be a size 4, she came into my work a few times – she is very small height wise so a size 4 for someone her height is probably like a size 8 or 10 for someone my height.

  29. Maria says:

    I used to love them but now that they are making millions and driving Rolls Royces around not so much. We have made them rich by obsessing over them when in truth they don’t do anything or have any talent at all. The clothes they sell in their stores are so highly priced that makes me wonder who can afford shopping in there?

  30. Nikkers says:

    It’s hard to tell in photos but she could totally be a size 4 – especially on top. Her waist is tiny.
    She might have to go up a size or two on the bottom to fit her curves but that doesn’t make her a liar — she probably need those pants altered to fit properly either way.

  31. Relli says:

    She is a size 6 at best, maybe a 4 in a wrap dress. I am of similar stature to Kim, big chested, big booty, hips, short waist-ed and barely over 5 feet and at my very thinnest i was 6 in pants and a 4 in a dress. That was eating 1000 calories a day, almost no fat, working out 2 hours a day and man was i witchy. Also like Kim i have an older sister who is tiny and always makes me think, why cant i be smaller too. Face it KIMMY there are some aspects of the body that you will never be able to sweat off.

  32. Bits O Moxy says:

    I’ve met her, she is very tiny and easily a size 4. She’s only 4’11″ in flats. I don’t give a rip either way about her, other to say I always thought she was bigger until I met her.

  33. LadyBert62 says:

    That ass – that ass – it is just so HUGH to me! Even in this photo – from the front she looks good and her legs look like real legs not those sticks some people have – but her ass is just ridiculous to me and to think she had it made that way on purpose.

  34. sorrento says:

    She IS a 4…that’s her IQ though

  35. LadyBert62 says:

    This photo reminds me of Octo-Mom for some reason – is it the lips, the hair, the sunglasses and the hips-ass? I can’t pinpoint it but that is what I saw initially. What do you guys think, am I crazy and way off the mark as usual? ha ha

  36. HotPockets says:

    the butt by itself is a size 4

  37. TeeTee says:

    dang!! her hair is thin as heck, so all of those elaborate styles are lace ront wigs huh?? I thought she had more hair not more scalp.

    not a 4–the girth of her hips whether she is 3 ft tall just is not a size 4 not to mention the add on plastic butt.

  38. Tiny dancer says:

    I saw Kim a couple of weeks ago at the airport in LA and she is tiny. She is not as curvy as she looks in pictures. I believe that she is a size 4 or a 6.

  39. jane16 says:

    Hahahahaha! Ahhh! Thanks! I needed that! A good morning laugh to get going. I’ve seen her up close plenty of times and she is no size 4. My oldest sis is about her height & is a size 4, and is waaaay smaller around, everywhere, than Kim. But she needs a fake size to go with her fake hair, fake face, etc.

  40. yucca says:

    Ok I just wanted to say I am no fan of KK but I seen her in person, and she is probably a size 2, 4 if she gained weight, she is tiny, she is short and small, looked like she had a tiny waist and no ass (but she was wearing a bubble mini) mind you she was less than 10 inches from me.

  41. SHump says:

    When somebody is that tiny (height-wise) it makes their bigger parts appear bigger than they are. An ass of that proportion on an average height girl would warrent at LEAST a size 8 or 10. On a midget like her (no offense meant, tiny girls!!) It could possibly fit in a size 4. I bet her ass is smaller than mine. I JUST measured mine, and it’s 39 1/2″. I can JUST squeeze into a pair of size 3 shorts my SIL gave me. I’m not sure what brand they are, because I am most DEFINITELY not a size 3 or 4. Here in the UK I’m usually a size 10. In the US my bottoms were anything from a 6 to a 9, depending on what store I bought them in. I’m sure she’s found someplace where she is a 4. And I’m equally sure that her small, insect brain has seized onto that fact and will never, ever let go of it. I really wish she’s go crawl in a hole, though.

  42. original kate says:

    i am slightly smaller than kim (my booty is not as big as hers) and i am a size 8, although in some labels i wear a 6 and in others i wear a 10. no way could i fit into a 4, and i doubt kim can either.

  43. krys says:

    do we need to remember shes wearing big shades and a birkin bag all of us we will look great leaving the gym like that lol…so jealous for the bag, she does look healthy not super model skinny …wich is good..

  44. NC native says:

    Wow…that picture flourpot linked to is very telling. And I think her body was much cuter before the butt implants! I know pictures/tv add 10 pounds, but it seems impossible that she is a size 4. Maybe since she probably has most of her clothes made for her, the designers stick a size 4 tag on there for her… :)

  45. Novaraen says:

    That ass of hers looks so fake. I mean, I’ve seen curvy girls with nice asses…but hers is so abnormally shaped, like there’s an implant in there. Which I totally believe there is.

  46. cuchulain says:


  47. Ron says:

    Kim is a small gal. I would guess she is a 4 on top and a 6 on the bottom. A lot of women get completely hung up on the digit size in their clothes, when it really is all about how you look in them. That’s why manufacturers keep making the clothes bigger and the digit size smaller.

  48. KattyKat says:

    I thought a UK8 was a US6 – has size inflation changed that? She may be a 4 when she doesn’t stuff her butt. Look at her bum in the gym shots and her bum in the Bermuda shorts photos. Its a lot smaller in the spandex. She has to bend and stick it out for it to look close to what it looks like in the shorts.

    That said, I agree with @Novaraen – she has implants (plus padding in some pics). She did some nudes a while back and that butt didn’t look natural. I have a bum similar to hers. That thing doesn’t even sag when I yo-yo diet (unlike the rest of me) but it doesn’t suddenly jut out of my back like a shelf, it slopes out like most women’s butts do, mine just slopes out more.

  49. MissBabylon says:

    there is noooo way that ass is real!!! it just doesn’t go with her body!!

  50. Jack says:

    I’m with #34 … and #47 too :)

  51. Dominique says:

    I’m 5 8″ and wear an H&M 6 and I sometimes wear a 4 in their dresses. I’m definitely not small, but I’m fit. I also have a large rear end (I was nicknamed “bubble butt” in HS), but not much hips. No one would ever accuse me of being skinny. Since Kim is a good 1/2 ft shorter than me, I actually believe her.

    Sizing has been inflated ridiculously. I shop vintage and thrift stores and I have to wear at least a 9 or 10.

  52. Bailey says:

    flourpot, that picture is hilarious!

  53. Kim says:

    Her ass is so OBVIOUSLY fake. These pictures are proof – esp the last one from the side – the implant is so obvious.

    I can not believe she denies or that there are people stupid enough to buy that it is real!

    She is SUPER short (under 5 ft) so she could be a size 4 – prob more like size 6. But a size 4 on a short person is like a size 8 on a supermodel so her saying she is size 4 doesnt mean she is tiny – not at her height.

  54. Kim says:

    Lady Bert 62 – her and Octomom could be twins! Except i think Ocotomom is in better shape. Can you imagine what Kim would look like after birthing 10 kids!!!

  55. Cherry Rose says:

    She’s definitely not a size 4, but at least she’s not insisting to us that she’s a size 2.

    And she looks so much better when she doesn’t have make-up caked on her face and doesn’t wears the false eyelashes.

  56. Kelly says:

    I think she actually meant size 4 for every buttock…

  57. lucy2 says:

    I think it’s hilarious how she’s trying to say size doesn’t matter…by telling us her size.
    Maybe she gets into a size 4 top, but not bottom. Nope. Maybe 2 sewn together.

  58. Richie says:

    LOL LOL LOL a size 4???? I weigh 53KG and i’m 5feet tall,am 36,30,36 and i wear size12…how on earth can she be size4?? is she off her head? does she think that all who read her interview is crazy enough to believe her lie????

  59. Lynda says:

    More like 4 squared.

  60. skibunny says:

    lol at the fake ass pictures. Thanks for the laugh flourpot.

  61. Phoenix says:

    The only reason I can see for Kim being a size 4 is because she’s so short. Obviously when you’re short you look a lot fatter than someone who is the same size but is tall. However, with that ass there is no way she’s getting near a size 4. I wouldn’t even say she could wear a size 4 on top with those breasts. Nice try Kim. Don’t worry, Khloe once tried to say she was a size 4 too- at her height she’d look pretty skeletal at a size 4.

  62. Steph says:

    Honestly I agree with Celeslam that it’s tacky that Kim uses a Hermes bag as a gym bag. It makes her more unapproachable and entitled looking.

  63. Louise says:

    I’m surprised that people think Kim is fat. She’s probably a size 6 maybe 8 because of her butt but she has a very small waist. I think she looks great.

  64. koko269 says:

    She might be a size 4 up top, but below the waist is size 6-8 for sure. Sorry honey, we’re not stupid.

  65. Dea says:

    flourpot: Oh my that is interesting. Thanks for putting that. How can she say she has never had ass implants. I am gonna put that link to my facebook page Say No to Kardashians.

  66. Hakura says:

    There’s just NO way she’s a size 4. I’m between a 2 & 4 myself.

    I think Kim has a beautiful figure (which she obviously works for, at least what isn’t cosmetically enhanced). I don’t think there’s anything wrong with making comments about ‘loving your curves’… but she contradicted herself by then turning & lying about her own size.

    I do agree that a lot of people get too hung up on ‘weight’ numbers, though. It makes it easier to obsess over ‘pounds’ instead of just going by what you look like.

  67. Ruffian9 says:

    Those hips ain’t no size four.

  68. lila says:

    I am size 4 and by far that butt of hers is size 14! She is maybe 4 in the brain department… that I will not doubt.

  69. Debsa says:

    Size 4 my butt…

  70. MyOpinion says:

    I think SHE IS a SIZE 4. She’s very short, and I think petitie, but her proportions are not in alignment with her size. I think she’s tiny in person, just with a big butt and hips for her frame. But, I think the frame is small. She and Kourtney are both petite. Just a thought.

  71. MaudeLebowski says:

    Nah, that ass wouldn’t fit in my size six jeans.
    (Neither does mine, anymore.)

  72. Hakura says:

    @MyOpinion“I think SHE IS a SIZE 4. She’s very short, and I think petitie, but her proportions are not in alignment with her size. I think she’s tiny in person, just with a big butt and hips for her frame. But, I think the frame is small. She and Kourtney are both petite. Just a thought.”

    She’s 5’3 (I’m 5’1) On another site, she claims her weight to be 117lbs. (I’m 115lbs). I’m also very petite, & while I do have a curvy behind naturally, mine isn’t as large as hers.

    The problem is that if she were to take my size 4 pants (of ANY variety), there’s no way in bloody hell she’d be able to get those over her enormous ass (period, let alone being able to button them…) Her chest is quite a bit larger than mine as well… which has to be taken into account with size. (I’m sure her waist is very tiny, but the hips & bust can’t be at a 4. She’d bust the seams of everything I own.

  73. UltimaEsperenza says:

    All these celebrities that are “leaving the gym” are never sweaty or sloppy. I call bullshit. A real workout is going to wreck you, even after a shower.

  74. van says:

    I am an African-American woman. 5’2 and am shaped just like Kim K. People sometimes think I am bigger but I do indeed wear a “SIZE 4″. It is very possible that she does wear also.

  75. Shay says:

    Only pretentious morons take Birkins to the gym and use them as gym or beach bags (like Marc Jacobs).

  76. skinanny says:

    No way is she a size 4, those hips don’t lie…Forget the junk in the trunk..She looks like a size 8.

  77. ally says:

    Okay, how tall is she people? I am 5′, 130 pounds, am hourglass shaped, and I wear a size 4. When you are short you look a lot different at a weight than someone who is taller. I don’t get it, I don’t know what her height is supposed to be, but isn’t she pretty short?

  78. londonLady says:

    haaaaaaaa ha ah hahahahhahahahahahah!

  79. kazoo says:

    look at that butt pad!

  80. Chartreuse says:

    A size 8 (English) is based on the vital statistics – 30-22-32 in theory. Enough said?
    She is beautiful and her curves are all in the right place, this should be enough.

  81. OtherChris says:

    I’m short and I tend to wear a small size even when I’m heavier. I can easily wear a 4 and still have a lot of curves, but even I don’t think an ass that big can fit into a 4.

  82. Shoe_Lover says:

    it kills me that this b!tch uses a Birkin as a gym bag. The fact that she has a Birkin slightly tarnishes Hermes for me. Hermes should be reserved for classy stylish people not skanks who release s*x tapes to get famous

  83. danielle says:

    She definitely looks beautiful there.

  84. NGAgrl says:

    CHICO’s size 4. In other words – size 4 in Bizarro World!

  85. faye says:

    You’re not a “size 4″ when the clothes are made of stretchy materials Kim. That’s just cheating. Hell, I can squeeze my ass into things that are smaller sizes too when they’re stretchy.

    I want to know what size she is in a pair of blue jeans. *giggles*

  86. Usedtoitall says:

    What I don’t get is why would you go buy (her butt is fake, Google it) fake butt and breast than say you are a four? When you go buy stuff like this.. you become a bigger size. Most black women that are shaped like her naturally know this.

  87. me says:

    Vida Guerra is short with a big butt & she is a size 4 as well. You all ae just jealous, if you have a small waist and are short your clothes fit differently DUH!!!!

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