I think the Kardashian’s standing contract with In Touch Weekly must be over, because lately they’ve been getting more OK! Magazine and Life & Style covers. This week’s L&S actually has a real, honest-to-God interview with Kim where she’s talking about her relationship with Kris Humphries and stuff. Shockingly, she doesn’t mention her size 4 status! But no, seriously, Kim is doing the same old junk she did when she was with Reggie Bush: she’s applying pressure publicly, trying to get Kris to propose to her. I can’t believe I know enough about Kim to understand her M.O., but there it is. Kim needs to ease up, because I don’t know any dude who wouldn’t run for the hills after reading this:
Although they’ve been dating for only five months, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have quickly fallen head over heels in love!
“Kris just gets me,” the reality star told Life & Style at the April 4 launch party for Unbreakable, the unisex fragrance from her sister Khloé and Khloé’s husband, Lamar Odom.
In fact, the couple are already talking engagement rings, wedding plans — and even what they’ll name their children!
“I want Lorraine to design me a big diamond ring,” Kim gushed to friend Brittny Gastineau at the Beverly Hills Nail Design on April 10. Kim was describing the engagement ring she wants jewelry designer Lorraine Schwartz, her longtime pal, to create for her!
A friend tells Life & Style, “Her idol is Elizabeth Taylor, who was a good friend of Lorraine’s, so she wants to take inspiration from one of Elizabeth’s prized possessions: her famous cushion-cut Krupp diamond. Kim’s been talking to Lorraine about it a lot lately.”
And Kim tells Life & Style that she’s fantasized about her wedding ever since she was a little girl.
“I’ve envisioned the whole thing,” Kim tells Life & Style. “I can’t wait to get married. I’ve found my wedding dress — I mean, I already know what my gown is going to look like. I’ve thought about it all for so long. What woman hasn’t thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?”
Kim plans to take a trip to Paris to shop for a Chanel couture wedding gown, the friend reveals to Life & Style. Her dream dress? “She wants a white strapless floor-length gown that’s traditional but sexy and makes her feel like a princess,” says the pal.
Kris and Kim — who both come from families in which the kids’ names all begin with the letter K — have already discussed what they’re going to name their children.
“I think I’ll name my kids with K’s to keep the tradition going,” Kim says. She even has a favorite name picked out for a baby boy, the friend reveals: Kristopher Jr., named after the man she plans to marry. “I want a big family,” Kim told Life & Style at the Unbreakable event. “Three to five kids!”
[From Life & Style]
Kim, just STOP IT. Stop forcing it. And while I’m handing out advice, stop with the kat-face, and pray to God that it’s reversible.
Anyway, Us Weekly had another story that’s sort of in the same vein – their sources claim that Kim is planning a move to NYC by October, just so she can be close to Kris Humphries (side note: does it freak anyone else out that her boyfriend and her mom have the same name? Ew.). The insider tells Us Weekly, “Kim wants to live in NYC when Kris’ season starts again. She and Kourtney are probably going to film another season of their E! show [Kourtney and Kim Take New York] anyway, so it just makes sense.” Kim also tells Us Weekly that a potential move to NYC is “the next normal step” and that “L.A. will always be my home, but it’s about time I look in New York too.” Add to that some unnamed sources pushing even more “engagement” stories, and I’d say Kris is either panicking or really, really dumb.
Lastly, here are some photos of Kim from an event for Redbook a few days ago. Look at those hideous pants!!! This chick has absolutely NO style. Those pants come with their own vagina drapes.
Cover courtesy of Life & Style, additional pics by WENN.
That outfit is absolutely gross
Wow. That’s what desperation sounds/reads like.
Have some self respect Kim, let HIM have a say before you go planning an imaginary wedding and 3-5 kids. Geeez!
The girl thinks every man in the world would marry her in a blink (for botoxing or for worst, till plastic surgeries do we last)…sounds of desperation – absolutely
She is so needy.When she doesn’t have a guy (for all of 2 minutes) she’s all”I wanna be single and not date”. But as soon as she sees nameless dude athelete she’s all over it. Shameless.
She’s been married before and divorced. That part always gets omitted.
“And Kim tells Life & Style that she’s fantasized about her wedding ever since she was a little girl.”
-She’s already been married once but she never mentions that.
Life and Style magazine ran the same cover story about Reggie Bush when they were together. I know one thing, their reality show Kourtney and Kim Take NYC is very scripted.
Oh Kim! I don’t get it.. is this just to keep her name in the media? As much as I dislike her and find her to be a vain, vapid waste of everyone’s time- I do think she is hot. She doesn’t need to resort to this to get a ring, surely?
Desperate and immature. Any man should run far, far away.
I am terrified and I don’t know why.
What she needs to do is ditch that Morticia Addams hair…
My take is that Kim (money radars)would be working hard to promote a New Reality Show (spin-off) with this marriage-deal to Kris.
We can’t have Khole and Lamar’s show outshining Kim fame-supreme Kadashian
Wait Kim, why so desperate?
Did Freud even identify a complex where women marry men who are like their mothers? Or something? She’s got all kinds of creepy Mommy issues going.
I used to have the serious hots for Kris Humphries when he played for the Raptors and I used to bump into him at the clubs.
I now look at him and find him skeezy. I call it the Kardashian effect.
Ahahaahahahhaahahha poor poor this Kris dude.
Anyway a white gown? Seriously? Like a princess?
This make me laugh a lot.
She’ll only look like a cat-face, porn star in a white too sexy dress.
She can’t be aiming for white, really.
This is hilarious, but unfortunately I know women that have this stupid fantasy – this cookie-cutter idea of what their ‘dream husband’ will look like, including the exact wedding and engagement ring details. Unfortunately there are many vapid, delusional, and self-obsessed Kims in the world, guess that’s why she is so popular. Clearly she is not working on the more important aspects of a relationship, considering she ‘picks’ her boyfriends.
“What woman hasn’t thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?”
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Umm plenty of women don’t. I do not get the white wedding fixation at all. My daughter is a total tomboy and I have to say I am relieved.
Geez! She’s more desperate than Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift COMBINED!
I don’t understand how she’s been “dreaming” of her wedding day since she was a little girl, yet she was already married before?
Admittedly, I was never the type of girl who dreamed about weddings when she was little. I wanted to be like Jo from Little Women, and I never really “envisioned” my wedding day until I was in my late teens.
But now that my actual wedding is less than a year away I am absolutely blown away by how much a) space it takes up in my mind on a daily basis and b) how very anal retentive I am about everything.
Even though I don’t want a traditional wedding, I still want every detail to be perfect. I guess it’s in our DNA, haha!
Kim and Jessica Simpson need to keep their mouths shut and maybe somebody will be dumb enough to marry them.
I don’t get it. It sounds like they asked her a) if she’s thought about what her wedding would be like and b) whether or not she’s going to do K names for the kids, so that they could splice her answers together and make it sound like she’s pining for this dude to marry her. She didn’t “confirm” anything to Life & Style about marrying Kris, she answered general questions about marriage and children, and she was “overheard” telling Brittny Gastineau that she wants a ring – not even an engagement ring, just a ring, for woman who wears jewelry all the time? Look, Life & Style, Lord knows I’m not a Kardashian fan, but you’re going to have to work harder with this rumor-starting thing.
Doesn’t she get it? She publicly puts on the pressure for marriage, he gets freaked out and runs into the arms of multiple sluts who just want to have sex, she gets a new magazine cover about heartbreak (now maybe heartbreak after 30?) and then rebounds with a bikini body magazine cover about how she lost 10 pounds over night. Lather, rinse, repeat. Snore. Don’t get me started about how she wants a 10 carat ring because her sister got a 9 carat. Totally ashamed that I know that, but this chick is so dumb and her act is so tired. Does anyone care?
I’m more interestin in how Courteney took Jen’s man….
2 things. First, is Jenelle really pregnant again? Second, I kind of love that her boyfriend and mom have the same name. I find it funny that Kris1 basically manufactured this person and is probably praying for Kris2 to propose because he will fit right in with the K’s and it will lead seamlessly to another spin-off.
I am trying to think of an appropriate name for a reality show, about Kris and Kim. For eg: Kris and Kim _______ (probably something about planning a wedding).
she’s sooo desperate that when I read “someone says you are planning on proposing or we are already engaged”
have you heard that one baby???
its embarrassing, smdh..
I remember when she was with Reggie, her nad her mom had a very public dinner mtg w/Vera Wang and she was looking at rings by herself..every xmas she would say something on her page about spending the holidays w/Reggie and he has a huge surprise for me…
drumrolll
a vacation to Hawaii
LOL
I do think Kris is kinda dumb though
I was proud of Reggie NOT falling for that–pressure..taking over at the superbowl, coming up to the cameras during the after game play break down w/Reggie and his teammates..they are talking sports and her and that greedy face mama..
She needs to be loved and her mama needs to be paid…its desperation all the way around.
despicable
all that botox is giving her a lazy eye- look at the first pic! OMG! those pants are awful. She probably sells those at the stupid Dash stores and dumb girls will buy and wear them cause Kim Kardashian wore them.
Kris is a boy, right? why is it “kris,” and not “chris?” does his contract require a “K?”
Nevermind–just saw (and barfed over) the part where his family does the “K” thing, too……am I the only one who thinks that’s weird?
(Humming meow mix song) meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow…Sorry, couldn’t resist.
“What woman hasn’t thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?”
Me, I didn’t. Maybe that’s why I was a more appealing prospect than you Kim, I wasn’t bathed in the stank of desperation!
heheh 😉
But seriously, I had not even thought about it or even thought that far into my future, and then suddenly I was proposed to and had to start seeking out bridal magazines. It was weird. 😀
I thought it was a great idea, mind you! 😀
What are her 3 to5 kids gonna think of her ugly ass getting pissed on on tape???
To hell with Kim, Jenelle better not have another baby for fame.
You were already married before you doofus! Why not mention that! “My second marriage will be…” or something like that. Own it HO! :/ Man, she is just so annoying already!
Does he enjoy urinating on his dates?
Ugh. Seriously? I never did no do I still envision my wedding day. Barf. I hope she doesn’t get married till she’s 50.
*sigh* I don’t really know what to think of KK. I want to like her and I want her life to get straight (sympathy/I just want her to go away?)
I think she’s attractive looking with a great body, and I DO wish I could figure out how to just tighten my stomach and keep the other parts of me (Iike she seems to so naturally do) although while I was looking for an article on her yesterday I mourned the loss of her original face- She was uniquely GORGEOUS! At least she’s not using Fergie’s ‘new lipstick’ excuse.
Anyway does anyone else wonder how come she’s NOT already remarried? Yeah I get that she is a bit more upfront about her desires than guys may be comfortable with and doesn’t seem to have a private life. But seriously I’d think there are a TON of guys out there who want that fame, $$$ and a brick house like KK. You’d think it’d be easier for her to get snatched up and us to be done watching this same old song-and-dance.
Is it possible her standards are too high? And by that I mean she’s picky. Perhaps there really aren’t that many brothers out there that she finds attractive within her acceptable age bracket, who have money, are athletes and willing to marry her and deal with the facts that she may be addicted to plastic surgery, has an “interesting” mother and her occupation seems to be having her life recorded for the whole world to see. Or is it that less men are into getting married than I thought? I’m baffled by this fact but perhaps I don’t give men that seem to fit what looks like KK’s criteria enough credit (I think men ALWAYS and only want what is beautiful/pretty at whatever expense). Perhaps despite all the outer beauty she is really unappealing to men. NO! That can’t be it-she’s too easy on the eyes……..Any thoughts on this? It baffles me.
I just think its pretty weird that kim’s boyfriend has the same name as her mom. Creepy. And gross.