Remember how Ethan Hawke hooked up with, impregnated and married his kids’ nanny after his divorce from Uma Thurman? Yeah. He knocked her up again. Why do I find him so hot?!? Ethan’s skuzzy hotness is a mystery to me, all I know is that I adore him, physically. It’s not like he has a great body, or is even traditionally attractive. It’s not like he has a great personality. And he comes with baggage – nanny-wife baggage. UGH, I WANT HIM.
Reality certain doesn’t bite for Ethan Hawke these days: He’s going to be a father for the fourth time!
A source close to the Oscar-nominated actor confirms that Hawke’s wife Ryan Shawhughes is pregnant with the couple’s second child.
The couple wed in 2008 and welcomed daughter Clementine in July of that year.
Shawhughes is “five months along, totally showing,” another insider tells Us. “They don’t know the gender, but…Clementine really wants a little brother!”
Hawke, 40, also has two kids — Maya, 12, and Levon, 9 — with ex-wife Uma Thurman, whom he divorced in 2004 after six years of marriage.
Adds the second source of Shawhughes (who once served as nanny to Maya and Levon): “She’s got an adorable little basketball belly!”
Hawke’s rep does not comment on his personal life.
[From Us Weekly]
In my fantasies, we meet and he realizes that I’m The One instantly. I guess that means I would have to be a stepmother to 4 kids? DEALBREAKER. I won’t wreck his home if it means I have to take care of four kids. Small concession, I know. Anyway, congratulations to Ethan, Ryan and soon-to-be big sister Clementine!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
He’s all yours, Kaiser. Good luck, Brin & Uma
Clementine is adorable!
this guy has “de la gueule” and personality and how many time can you again call his wife nanny-wife? they’re together since 5 years (unless)
That woman is 15 kinds of fug! She looks like a witch with a bad wig! I did her the courtesy of digging through Google images just to give her the benefit of the doubt and…nope, she is YICK!
He has beautiful eyes.
Who bones and subsequently knocks up the nanny? This guy. And he sucks.
What a long hard fall from the adorableness of The Dead Poet’s Society.
Is this the same chick he cheated on Uma with (and left her for?)?
I love his scuzzy self too…
omg she is freaking SCARY looking – wtf is wrong with him? :L
Ew. She is all levels of fug. What in the hell was he thinking?
I always get a meth-y vibe from him, minus the face sores. He looks like Christian Bale in The Fighter.
Not the look.
Kazoo
was thinking same thing. ick
She actually looks like a short ugly version of Uma
What an ugly woman.. He left UMA for THAT??????
He’s on something.
His face is meth-tastic.
I don’t like the way he went public saying that in a two-career Hollywood marriage, if the wife is more successful you’re doomed. He really laid into Uma for a year or two. I admire her restraint- only on Oprah years later did she cry a little about their divorce.
Gross.
Didn’t he cheat on UMA with this woman? Uma’s a freakin goddess compared to this woman.
She must have certain “talents.”
What’s with the porn stache? Yikes.
DAAAAM…love is blind and senile too. He cheated on and left Uma for this chic. She’s not a good look. But, I have to say that the kid is cute. She must have got her looks from him.
Has to be something other than looks that he sees in this chic.
I can’t believe Ethan went from Uma Thurman who I think is one of the most beautiful woman in Hollywood to this fugly woman who doesn’t know how to dress. Is he that insecure?
Ugh I see Alyssa Milano is expecting a child. Years ago I vowed I’d make it big and marry her. It’s looking unlikely now. 🙁
He looks beat
Dear god I though that was his mom.
“omg she is freaking SCARY looking – wtf is wrong with him? :L”
“Ew. She is all levels of fug. What in the hell was he thinking?”
“What an ugly woman.. He left UMA for THAT??????
He’s on something.”
“Gross. Didn’t he cheat on UMA with this woman? Uma’s a freakin goddess compared to this woman.”
Since Everyone seems to have summed up everything I was thinking. The only thing that would make sense out of this situation is voodoo, yes I said voodoo.
O My. God. How could he leave Uma, UMa UMA for this ugly pleb!
WTF? How shallow are you all????????
Ummm…maybe because Uma is a total bitch and this woman is incredibly funny and sweet and charasmatic and an amazing mother and friend who makes him a better person…not saying she is but why are LOOKS so important? Its nota one night shag…I’d rathre marry a bad looking prince than a good-looking toad. Just saying.
Or it could be because he wasn’t on the level of Uma. This woman better be careful, because he could easily do her the same way he did Uma. Especially is she does become successful.
god he used to be so hot
kinda like him for actually marrying the nanny he knocked up, and staying with her…
He has NEVER been hot. He always looks scummy and dirty and gross. Blech.