Kate Middleton is a “stupid stuck up cow, posh bitch” according to fired guard

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I was thinking about doing this story yesterday, but I… forgot. I really did. I was so overcome with the idea of Chelsy Davy’s drunk ass tripping her way to the Queen’s table that I completely forgot about this somewhat sad/juicy/funny story. So, one of the guards at Buckingham Palace got fired a few days ago for statements (barely-coherent statements) he made on his Facebook page. The guard is 18 years old, and he happened to be on duty (I think?) when Prince William and Kate Middleton drove past him. The guy was upset because… er…

A Buckingham Palace guard has been relieved of his royal wedding day duties after calling Kate Middleton some choice names on Facebook, the UK Press Association reports. 18-year-old Scots Guardsman Cameron Reilly wrote of Catherine and Prince William: “hur and william drove past me on friday n all a got was a shitty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid stuck up cow am a not good enough for them! posh bitch am totally with u on this 1 who reely gives a f*** about hur”.

He also made racist and anti-Semitic comments on various personal photos, adds the UKPA, such as: “a was gonae put a few rifles in ma bergan anaw but then a remembered a couldnt fit any in cause a had 2 many paki’s scalps in it already” and “is watchin a massive jew gathering outside the window at the tower of london!! av never seen so many rabbi’s in ma life.”

According to the Daily Mail, an anonymous soldier said Reilly is “a big boozer and not what you’d call a thinker. He downs Buckfast fortified wine and likes raucous nights out. He joined Facebook last year and started posting bizarre things. He doesn’t engage his brain before he types. These stupid comments could not have come at a worse time for him. Serving at the Royal Wedding is a huge honour. He has been incredibly naive.”

UK’s Ministry of Defence released a statement, reading in part: “In view of the nature of the allegation, it would not be appropriate for the individual to be on parade for The Royal Wedding.” The Scots Guards are slated to stand along the procession route from Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace.

[From Huffington Post]

Yeah, it sounds like the guy has issues. Serious issues. And it’s good that he’s been fired and I hope he gets some help, and it’s also interesting that he only got fired after the Middleton comments, and not about the racist stuff, right? That being said, it’s slightly funny to me to think that an actual “commoner” thinks that Kate is a “posh bitch” and a “stupid stuck up cow.” Voice of the people. The racist, crazy people.

In other Waity news, Prince William actually spent Easter with Kate and her family rather than the royal family. Oh, look who’s too good for royal egg farts now, eh?

Chocolate-loving Prince William enjoyed Easter Sunday with his future in-laws, far from the pre-wedding craze that has taken over London.

William, 28, who is very close to fiancée Kate Middleton’s family, didn’t feel the pull of joining Queen Elizabeth and the extended royals at Windsor Castle. Instead, he opted to join the Middletons at church in Berkshire, and then had lunch at their home in Bucklebury.

The sweet-toothed prince, who has specifically asked for a favorite chocolate cake to supplement the main wedding cake on his big day, was seen being driven to the Middletons’ home Sunday, as his cousins Beatrice and Eugenie joined other royals for church in St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.

Meanwhile, William’s father, Prince Charles, was in Scotland with Camilla. He is due to arrive back in London in time to spend some reflective time at St. James’s Palace with William on the eve of his wedding day.

Many consider William’s choice to spend Easter with his wife-to-be’s family a signal that he clearly doesn’t feel the need to do things the conventional way. Instead of spending Christmas with the wider royal family at Sandringham, he chose to work at his base, RAF Valley, and friends have indicated that he won’t always spend key holidays with his own family but join Kate family’s for their celebrations.

[From People]

Yes, I do like that William spent the holiday with the Middletons. While I have qualms about Waity as a person/geisha, I do believe William’s affection for the Middleton family is real. Much like Diana, William is drawn to “normal” family life because he didn’t get that while he was growing up. And I think his future mother-in-law just adores him, and probably treats him like gold. So why not spend the holiday with the Middletons when you know the Queen is just going to playing with the corgis while everybody else sulks in various corners?

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  1. alexandra says:

    pish posh

  2. Lisa Turtle says:

    Apparently the Middletons are worth $50 million. Thats the number being thrown around.

  3. lilred says:

    Did he expect them to get out of their car and kiss his arse before continuing on?

  4. guesty says:

    Tut tut. But seriously, hope the British SS or whatever they’re called, keep their eye on that ex-guard. He’s got issues.

  5. brin says:

    Sounds like a spoiled two year old (the guard, not Kate).
    I’m glad William gets along with his in-laws. I think Diana did a wonderful job of raising William & Harry, they are not snooty royals.

  6. original kate says:

    dumbest palace guard ever.

  7. embertine says:

    Something about this doesn’t seem right. They do require people to be able to actually spell with at least moderate coherence before they let them in the Scots Guard.

    Oh right, it’s written by the Daily Fail. Ho Hum.

  8. Ell says:

    Yes, voice of the ‘racist, crazy people’. Royal wedding fever is taking hold here at last. Most people are happy for William and Kate, so it should be a wonderful day of celebration for the country.

  9. lucy2 says:

    That guard sounds awful (what I could understand of his ranting gibberish) and I too hope people keep an eye on him and he gets some help.

  10. MeMyself says:

    This guard was only taken off of “wedding detail.” He didn’t actually lose his job. Frankly, I find that shocking, as England has so many different nationalites and religions, etc..
    Those kind of comments do not fare well for someone supposedly protecting the palace and being somewhat of a representation of Royalty.

  11. kazoo says:

    hahaha, i love how the british use ‘cow’ as an insult. i might adopt it.

  12. Lala11_7 says:

    Boy…Facebook has messed up more lives because of utter foolishness…

    Now, he gets to be on the “dole”…good luck with that!

  13. alma says:

    “Oh, look who’s too good for royal egg farts now, eh?” lmbo!!

  14. DogBoy says:

    ummm…. That’s gonna be “Her Royal Highness Queen Stupid Stuck Up Cow, Posh Bitch” to you, Mr. Bitterpants.

  15. Juu says:

    I doubt William would choose a bitch for a wife. He has a lovely personality and it looks like Kate is the same.

  16. Dizzybenny says:

    It seems the media is pushing way to hard on this wedding that don’t mean squat!!
    I read last week that they did a poll in the UK with young women and they asked the question if they felt jealous for Kate? 83% said they didnt!

    So I’m wandering in the Celebitchy world do any of you care about this wedding??

  17. truetalk says:

    i wonder what would have happened if she had not waved at all?

  18. Minx2 says:

    the really frightening piece of news reported today was that Kate will be doing her own MAKE UP for the wedding! Apparently, she thinks the eyeliner is working for her. I wonder if she’s doing her own hair as well – it’s been reported it’s supposed to be “down and flowing”. I have a suspicion that she designed the dress herself, after all, she had 9 years to sketch her favorite fairy princess fantasy dress. It’s looking interesting, so far. I can’t wait to see the results 🙂

  19. bluhare says:

    Here we go! Every time Kate gets cross eyed or a bug flies in her mouth, she’s gonna be a posh stuck up cow. Love it.

    PS and Kate does get some props from me for refusing to be “styled”. Whether we like her eyeliner or not, *she* does and would rather look like she wants to look.

  20. jessica says:

    LMFAO!! Mr. Bitterpants.. lol

  21. Tamiko says:

    @DizzyBenny: Not.at.all. And it is EVERYWHERE! The most boring prince/princess in history. I might need to do a blog/tv blackout until this wedding is over because it is pissing me off. It’s like you can’t escape this shite.

  22. Tia C says:

    Agree with others that the guard sounds twisted and should be kept on the radar. However, I couldn’t help but notice from his “writing” that to say he’s barely literate is quite a stretch. What’s up with the British education system? Does it suck as bad as their dental care?

  23. LisaMarie says:

    Good lord, that ex-guard sounds just like my brother-in-law.

  24. Delta Juliet says:

    My first though was, I would have thought the palace guards would be older, more experienced types? I certainly didn’t think they would let an immature 18 year old guy have a job with such responsibility. They might re-think that after this idiots rant.

  25. RobN says:

    So we’re making a big deal out of William not spending Easter with the Queen when even Charles was not there? Doesn’t sound like it’s a big family holiday at all or the heir would have been there. Seems we’re drawing a lot of conclusions from no information whatsoever.

  26. Mia says:

    @DizzyBenny: I’m shocked by how little I care. It’s overkill. They are trying to make this boring couple to be the romance of the year and it’s just not doing it.

    With Diana it was different. The Royals were idealized, romanticized. After Diana’s death, all of that was gone.

    The guard is illiterate and immature. Hopefully, that’s all it is. Hopefully, he’s not violent, merely stupid.

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    @ DogBoy – Absolutely fabulous comment! Love it!

  28. LolaBella says:

    If this story is true (and considering the source it’s iffy) then I hope the authorities keep an eye on this guy.

    We may laugh and dismiss him as an immature nutter, but these are the types of people who go off and open fire on a group of people and THEN everyone realizes that he was violent racist and a danger.

  29. Hakura says:

    @DizzyBenny – I’m with Mia, in regards to not being at all interested in the ‘royal wedding’. Both the Prince & Kate seem very likable, & I’m glad for them being happy together.

    But I generally have *no* interest whatsoever in the royal family. (I’m American, & know very little about them aside from common knowledge about Diana.) The news coverage & info is absolutely everywhere, & has gotten beyond obnoxious.

    I’m sure no one will be happier than Will & Kate for this whole thing to be over with, can you imagine the stress they must be under? I do feel for them in that regard.

  30. wunderkindt says:

    “Serving at the Royal Wedding is a big honor”. . .

    So everyone should be geeked about being ‘servants’ for a few ugly, priviledged useless people????

  31. gg says:

    I hope they fire this idiot.

  32. sharylmj says:

    hahaha I love this thread, it’s making me smile the comments about “Mr Bitterpants” LOL!!! I truly hope that this wedding goes off as planned and no one gets crazy and tries to hurt people. The news was talking about the precautions they are taking from the security side of things. It’s going to be nerve racking enough for these two, can’t imagine worrying about a terrorist attack on top of it all..

  33. Mairead says:

    5 minutes alone with Prince Philip will soon put that child straight. Albeit with an even less enlightened attitude to race relations – but hey ho, you can’t make an omlette without breaking some eggs.

    As for her being too posh; what did he expect? Has he heard her speak? She makes William and Harry sound practically working class!

  34. Nanea says:

    @ # 30 – wunderkindt:

    Serving a few “ugly, privileged, useless, people” is exactly what guys like him sign on for when they join the rank of the Scots Guards.

  35. HotPockets says:

    Today an older man talked to me about how smoking HOT he thought Kate Middleton was. He first told me he was excited about the royal wedding, only because of his fondness of Kate and most men could care less. I told him she is dressed so damn conservatively and that wont cut it for most men, but then he went on and on about her famous, sheer dress..

    Anyways, I had a good laugh hearing a 70 year old customer talk about his boner for Kate Middleton. The public adores her 😉

    Also, I never realized how young William was. No wonder he took so long to propose, most men in their 20’s still consider themselves bachelors no matter how long the relationship has gone on for. I think we need to start a royal petition for him to consider shaving his head, too.

  36. Iggles says:

    I don’t think she’s that pretty. She looks mature… Scratch that! I’ll say it – she’s look old for her age!

  37. P.J. says:

    I read that William arrived at Kate’s house with an awful lot of security cars, and thought something must be up to have a whole caravan of security like that. Maybe they were spooked by this guy.

    Isn’t it true that several people who committed violent acts have posted rants beforehand on the Internet? Like the Arizona guy who shot the Congresswoman.

  38. irishserra says:

    Heh, if you think she looks old now, just wait a few years, after she’s realized she’s made a HUGE mistake and the tabs start publishing items about her hubby’s exploits.

  39. TXCinderella says:

    I doubt she was even thinking about some random guard. She’s been busy planning a wedding and I’m sure that is all she is thinking about these days.

  40. JulieM says:

    I’m sure that Ma Middleton has been the most accomplished suck up for the last nine years towards her almost son-in-law. Mission accomplished. Wait until Willy starts “stepping out” on her daughter; wonder what Ma will think about that.

  41. jack says:

    i would love to see those so called royal people fall in a mud puddle stand up with mud driping off there faces.all the people that warship them dont get it. they think there better then you.to me there snobs and could’nt make it in life without being takin care of.

  42. Ell says:

    @TiaC – funny I often have the same thoughts about the american education system;)

    In other words I don’t think poor literacy has anything to do with a country’s education system, it’s more to do with up-bringing, background and individuals.

  43. Mairead says:

    @PJ. Considering how many terrorist organisations alone who want to kill him and disrupt the wedding for their own propaganda, (not just Muslim extremists), I’d say an illiterate teenager is pretty low on their list. Besides, he’s not been dishonourably discharged, just taken off wedding duty according to the Daily Fail.

    Not everyone “warships” them it seems. 😯 Personally, I don’t even “aircraft carrier” them! I’ll be just tuning in to see the style 😉

    @Ell and TiaC. There’s a consistent acceptance of dumbing down of literacy standards in the anglophone world from what I can see. I’m lucky I had one good publisher drum correct practical grammar into me, and I do others the same favour by being strict with theirs.

    Nor are teenagers the worst culprits either. I decided all was lost after noticing that people old enough to know better – including pension-age ex-principals and parish priests – were insisting on using “txt spk” in texts and emails. I found Olde English difficult enough when reading Chaucer at school – I don’t blinking want to muddle through a work report or my celeb gossip in text written with acrobatic spelling!!!

  44. Bill Hicks is God says:

    This man-child is 18. What he was doing on such a high-profile detail at that age to begin with is beyond me. You’d think, too, there’d be something in place to screen out the Neds.

  45. eternalcanadian says:

    William and Catherine get more weird as the wedding draws near. And it is only 3 days! 😛

  46. Bobby Dee says:

    I don’t see how the guy’s comments about the Jewish gathering were anti-semitic. He described something he saw. If you have a problem with that, then maybe it’s the reporter who has something against Jews.

  47. feebee says:

    I understand that the monarchy is viewed by some as archaic and irrelevant and as someone from Irish descent I understand many other unpleasant things BUT really what’s the point of hating them? They couldn’t help being born into it. I don’t expect them to denounce themselves any more than any other kid born to rich parents (be them “private” rather than “state”) who may rub some of the general public the wrong way.

    Of course this story was about Kate. She was probably waving and someone said something to her and she turned away from the window but then again who cares. The guy sounds off and needs some sort of therapy for his issues. I don’t think it’s just because he’s 18.

  48. Mario says:

    Abolish the monarchy! Why the hell do people put up with the royal family and their crap? They haven’t earned what they’ve got, its nepotism. They represent class inequality at its worst.

  49. crazydaisy says:

    ROGAINE! Worked for McConaghey. Why not Wills?

  50. jemshoes says:

    Mr. jemshoes and I watched ‘The Queen’ with Helen Mirren in it last night, and it wasn’t bad. Quite a sympathetic portrayal of the Queen and a fairly glowing representation of Tony Blair (hm …) but I don’t disagree with how Princess Diana was portrayed, and I’m not a Royalist. That said, I wish Kate and William all the best for their future. I’m already feeling sorry for this girl for the scrutiny she’s under, and she’s not even a princess yet!

  51. Andie says:

    The guy sounds too young and immature to have such a high responsibility job. Sounds as though he has a problem with the drink, and I’d bet he was drunk when he made the FB comments. Did he want Kate to jump out of the car and give him a big kiss? He should have used his noodle and kept quiet. Like I said, too young and immature for such a position.

  52. The Other Katherine says:

    @Bill Hicks Is God: Amen about the NEDs. Someone needs to tell this guard that he is giving Scots a bad name (and possibly follow that up with a Glaswegian kiss).

    Also, Kate looks like her mum (at least, I assume that’s her mum?) in the photo above. Aww!

    I don’t have a lot of hope for this marriage, but I do wish them the best. They’re going to have a lot of crap to deal with.

  53. Perla says:

    @Bobb Dee:
    Other articles point to more shit he says about Jewish people and others:

    “He wrote, “Watching a massive Jew gathering at the Tower of London! Have never seen so many rabbis in my life.” A friend replied, “Get the rifle out…” and he answered, “Have got one of the Jews in my sights now lmao.” He also calls London, “a Paki holding cell” and brags about attacking a black man while off duty in his hometown near Glasgow.”

    Joking about killing poeple and aiming guns at them? Problematic!
    http://jezebel.com/#!5795218/guard-pulled-from-royal-wedding-duty-after-ranting-about-kate-middleton

  54. hellnbackl says:

    Diana was hardly a commoner. Her family was more British and perhaps more royal than the current bunch that she referred to as ‘the Germans’. They only changed their name from the Gothe Saxbergs to Windsor during the 1WW when King Edward went to war on his cousin the Kiaser and didn’t want to be identified as part of the Hun. (The whole European monarchy is inbred and as a result susceptable to hemophila!) Diana’s family tree and family history is a good read, and she was not what we would consider a commoner, her family went back 7/8 hundred years, Charlie’s family only a couple of hundred….there you go a bit of english history. Kate in comparison is boring as bat poo!!

  55. Tazina says:

    It’s just a shame William is going to be a fur lined potty sooner than later. He’ll look older than his years when his middle hair disappears. As for Kate, she is totally lovely. The only thing I don’t like about her is that black eyeliner all around her eyes. Doesn’t she realize it makes them look smaller?

  56. Julie says:

    Kate should ignore ‘bitterpants’ bearing in mind that you cannot please everybody.Wish Diana was around for the wedding though!

  57. honeyv says:

    Okay, I actually agree with that guard. I personally can’t stand her, I think she’s fake and annoying. She’s so not cute.
    And what I find stupid is that everything happened was on FB. Dude, there’s no need to implant chips since Facebook exists.

  58. TurquoiseBlue says:

    LolaBella, I agree, that guy sounds dangerous! I can’t believe he was working security at the palace in the first place. Where do they find their employees? Illiterate, racist, and mean, and he was the most qualified?

  59. Liana says:

    Boy…Facebook has messed up more lives because of utter foolishness…

    * * * * *

    Right, it’s facebook’s fault for people being dumbasses.

  60. Hakura says:

    People can be so unreasonable making physical judgment… There is absolutely nothing wrong with how Kate looks. She’s actually a *normal* looking girl. She doesn’t have the ‘flash’ of a beauty queen, but she doesn’t need it to be pretty.

    Even Diana didn’t fit the ‘mold’ of an ideal beauty, because of her strong nose. But she worked the hell out of it.

  61. Tia C says:

    @ Ell: Oh, trust me, I know the American education system sucks. No argument there! That’s a whole OTHER topic! I thought the British one was better, that’s all, and I was surprised at how ignorant and uneducated that psycho guard sounded.

  62. dean says:

    she is a stuck up bitch.. was that a kiss of passion on the balcony..? i dont think so. she dont love Will she just loves his royal penis.

  63. wifeyskarsgard says:

    Princess Diana will be so proud of William and Harry, their so down to earth and good hearted. As for the guard LMAO.
    @dean HAHAHAHA good one

  64. Robert goudreau says:

    At least,I am not the only one that tink she’s a stupid opportunistic cow.

  65. CharlotteWales says:

    this palace gaurd may be stupid, but he has a point

  66. bunny says:

    This blog shows why Kate has no class. How did she get approved by the Royal family ? God only knows……

  67. Sara says:

    Kate is a celebrity, she got what she is for. She is focusing on her looks and fittings. Not like Dianna who has a nature inside beauty. Kate couldn’t make an impressive speech as Dianna. But one thing she is good at that she keeps William.