He thinks he’s so clever. Someone must have told him that there’s a growing contigent of lustful ladies (and gentlemen) who scour the internet for photos of his (commando?) dong. He knows that there are already too many photos of The Hamm Dong, bulging beautifully in various tight pants and peeking out in loose trousers. So The Hamm is trying to adjust himself. He’s starting to wear his wallet in his front pants pocket, so there will be another bulge to focus on. Unfortunately for The Hamm Dong, we can still see The Original Bulge. Praise it! Let me bow down my head in worship.
So… yes, these are photos of Jon Hamm at the Thursday premiere of Bridesmaids. I’d like to know what moron studio publicist thought it was a genius idea to do a premiere the night before the royal wedding. These photos could have easily been lost or ignored, and it’s not even like the film is coming out right away – we have another two weeks! Idiot publicists. Think of a world where Hamm Dong photos are not published immediately for our collective viewing pleasure!!
Anyway, The Hamm (and his “friend”) were at the premiere, because The Hamm plays Kristin Wiig’s character’s sketchball, mean, rude boyfriend, I think. Some of you think that Kristen Wiig just wrote the movie because she wanted to make out with The Hamm. Hey, there are totally worse reasons to write a script.
This is the face he made when he found out his Mad Men costar January Jones is pregnant:
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
That ain’t no Derringer he’s got strapped to his inner thigh. Perhaps the picture should have been just from the top button down with the caption, “Guess who?”, as if we wouldn’t know.
“Let me bow down my head in…”, never mind.
I dont see it 🙁
Is it on the right or left?!
He’s hangin’ to the left, to the left. (That would be our right, ladies!) 😉
Put that baby in a cradle
sorry.. just like women need support for up top. Men need support down below.
I don’t mind being in the minority. That is not sexy.
Not in the minority. I too don’t think it is sexy. It just looks uncomfortable.
i want to hump his leg. He should fire his publicist and hire me. I’ll know what to do with that.
Is the hamm dong the hamm dong bc he’s going commando, or is it the cut of the pants? (all his pants?)
Jon Hamm actually smart, funny, talented and has a handsome face. He’s been with the same woman (who is talented in her own right, independent and non fame whorish) for years (keeping my fingers crossed there are no secret baby mamas or text message cheating scandals) and by all reports is pretty down to earth and sweet guy.
Of course he’s not sexy
Definitely not sexy unless the guy’s wearing jeans.
I didn’t say he was not sexy.. Although I am not on the Hamm wagon. Not wearing underwear under a dress suit is not sexy at all.
I appreciate that he has been in a relationship for a long time. And yes he is funny and handsome.. but neither negates the fact that he needs to strap that thing in something when he is on a RC event.
@ danielle352 – The pants look (to me) like the zipper area is too short, thus providing him with less, um, *clears throat* room. Also, he appears to have his wallet or iphone (or a notepad, something that doesn’t belong there) in his front left pocket.
General Rule of Dongdom: Keep your junk on one side, your phone and wallet on the other (or in your back/jacket pocket). That’s why there’s so many pockets in dudes’ ensembles. 😉 Don’t want to interfere with the Junk Presentation!
@ Maritza – Free-ballin’ in jeans is a beautiful thing, is it not?
Did you know he voiced an ogre in the 4th Shrek movie? I think his name was “Rogan.” (Sorry, the little one is on a Shrek kick, so I’ve been watching all 4 of them daily – pity me!)
I agree with those who say when you dress up in a suit, you ought to wear unders. Casual, though-all bets are off. I’m a big fan of the Hamm, but I think his commando in a suit is kind of tacky. I completely agree with lisa.
@ JulieM & lisa – AGREED! If we have to stuff the girls into some nightmare-ish-underwired-over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder-contraption to wear a nice formal dress, then men should at least be able to wear undershorts, FFS!
Who here agrees with me that underwire bras were designed by men who hate their mothers?
@original bellaluna
Are you suggesting we design a dong bustier? I ain’t going dancing with the top of that thing peeking over his belt buckle.
WOw I can’t believe it! It’s right there! Whatever. I lust for Don Draper. 😉
Fred Flintstone is at it again! I don’t understand the attraction. Wilma was too good for this clown. Yabba dabba dooooooooo…..
@original bellaluna – Makes total sense. Am I crazy or do his pants in Mad Men fit this way too? And I TOTALLY agree about men designing the underwire- it’s the modern corset boning, ugh
I take it that he doesn’t care for underpants? I’m all for the big boys letting it hang but in a suit it looks a bit gross. Just sayin’
Once again, I’m reminded that I’m in the minority of ladiedom: I feel naked without the underwire. Of course, I’ve been sporting the Ds since 7th grade, so my ladies need their supports.
He looks like a himbo. I don’t get his appeal.
Yummy Hamm.
He’s that sort of man who looks terribly uncomfortable in a fitted jacket……and it just makes us want to rip the thing off!
You know he’d rather be wearing a rugby shirt or t-shirt.
Fly high and salute!
All I can say is…thank you.
And…GOOOOOD MORNING!
I need a Baby Bjorn for my laptop. #HateLeavingTheRoomWithoutIt