These photos of Naomi Campbell are maybe THE BEST THINGS EVER. Yes, she’s wearing Alexander McQueen, which is cool, and yes, she chose one of McQueen’s more uncongenial dresses, which is nice to see because McQueen’s odder designs deserve to be recognized as well. BUT HER FACE. Look at her face! Is that the face of someone is happy and content? Is that the face of a supermodel who is twerking it? Nope. That is the face of “I’m going to give you this one, people, because I know you love to laugh.” Actually, she’d probably shove a bedazzled cell phone up your biscuits if you laughed at her face, to her face. Don’t try it!
As for the dress… I mean, yeah, it’s not really great, in my opinion. But I like that McQueen’s girls wore his stuff to his tribute. And the detailing on the gown really is lovely. Sure, it’s bridal, and that makes Naomi’s married Russian fiancé kind of nervous. But at least it’s not as epically hideous-bridal as Fergie. Or Serena Williams:
The dress is Oscar de la Renta (is it a wedding dress?). Oh, and it’s a total and epic disaster. FEATHERS. FASCINATOR. FUG.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
Ha, ha, ha, ha …… Just hilarious there is no or! From head to toe!
I just want to cry for her. It’s just so embaressing. She looks like a snow queen. Sweetie, Halloweens not until October.
I see you Edward Norton, peeking over Naomi’s shoulder!! 🙂
Ugh that woman needs to seriously get over herself. Love the dress-but the hair & make-up are horrible and her facial expressions are hilarious!
Serena: bad bad bad
I love Edward Norton’s expression in the background of the second pic. “Yeah, I’m laughing right with ya”
I love what Naomi is wearing, she can pull off anything. I think that her dress would look bad on someone else. =)
Love Naomi
awwwww! damn
no other words, smdh
Helllooo Edward Norton in the background!
Um, hope their stylists went into the witness protection program.
Serena …bad choice for a dress, but luv the hair and makeup
Naomi’s dress is kind of growing on me…while Serena’s dress kind of looks like it’s growing on her….someone weed whack that thing quick!
Love how that cutie Edward Norton is smiling in the background in the second pic.
As far as Naomi’s dress it’s Bride of Frankenstein-ish
Naomi’s done something to her eyes/face, big time.
Love her fashion accessory, the Russian oligarch. What a handsome man.
two snow queens and the first one seems the worst one!
OH GOD NO.
Horrible dress and that is a real bang trauma.
she looks like a drag queen. she needs to throw a phone at her make up stylist.
damn her russian is hot, though.
It looks like she has bits of toilet tissue stuck all over her.
tragic and hilarious.
I don’t think I have ever seen an event where the women were dressed so terribly. This is just one shit-show after the other. It says a lot when I look at Serena and think, eh, if she’d have only left the hat at home it wouldn’t be too bad….compared to everyone else.
Yeah, I have to agree that Naomi’s hair really doesn’t suit her well which is kind of GReat being that she is so gorgeous and always looks great. So it’s kind of nice to see her not looking her best. HA! That poor Serena. Whom ever styles her and tells her she looks good is truely not her friend. She always tries to pull of these looks that just don’t fit her body type. Serena honey. You are not the princess type. She should dress more like Michelle Obama. In my opinion.
Hideous on all counts.
That’s awful! It kind of looks like something Jennifer Lopez would try to pull off too.
Naomi’s dress is a hot mess. If the lines were a little cleaner around the edges (& there wasn’t so much going on in the middle) it wouldn’t be so bad.
No one should ever wear a big white dress outside of prom/their own wedding. Her expression is hilarious though. xD
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT SERENA…that shit deserves not its own post…its own blog, fb page…Why is this happenning?
That dress looks like the shredded toilet roll in the Czarina’s bathroom after the cat finished clawing it up. WTF?
And her face… is karma having a laugh?
this is just ridiulos Beyonce couldn’t even walk in her tight ass dress, i wondered if she sat?
And now these ridiculos outfit, some designers should be charged for making hideous clothes and not advising the buyer. LOL HSAH AHAHAHA
Naomi’s face looks plain and middle aged, (what’s up with the excessive make-up on her neck?) but I like her dress and her arm candy. Does anyone have any info or guesses on who made the Russian’s suit? I need that info. Serena Williams just looks like a stupid, pathetic over-done clown in that oscars/bridal get-up WITH an oversized fascinator placed on her head like a plate.
If Cher was an African woman she would look like Naomi.
Or: if Naomi was a white woman she would look like Cher.
Or: if Cher and Naomi were robots it would be normal to look like them.
Can’t stop laughing at Edward Norton laughing at Naomi.
Bad wig, bad dress. It’s like her mean personality has finally caught up with her face. Hang it up, you old bat!
I think Serena got some work done. Her nose looks much different.
I don’t mind Naomi’s dress nor her two-legged accessoire, but the rest is awful, make-up, hair…
Maybe Serena’s dress would have been nicer in another color? Aqua, peach… I don’t know.
Thanks for tossing that extra piece of eye-candy our way, Ed N.
Edward Norton looks damn fine!!
… or drag queen?
You know what, at first glance Naomi looks like a joke, but when I look closer at the dress and that you see her figure, small waist, etc, I bet in person she looks very striking and that the dress looks entirely different and maybe works. The hair, uh, no.
she looks like a drag queen!!
Naomi’s dress looks like an elaborate Ren Fair costume. The worst thing about the other one is the hat. Even if you like the hat, it doesn’t go with that dress. Poor little Emu is shivering somewhere in Santa Barbara because of that dress
Haha Edward norton is like oh hey. Well naomi’s hair and makeup is really the problem. Its atrocious. The dress is fine. I dont think white is best color for it though. Serena is a hot mess! Yikes!
Hilarious! I guess she’s planning on having another 39th birthday for the 10th time? Time to fire your surgeon honey….
RuPauls Drag Race red carpet.
Can you say Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome?
Naomi who? All I see is Edward Norton looking superfine in his tux.
I also think he might be laughing at Naomi. 😀
I’ve got to say as much as Naomi is an evil, evil person it’s a fitting tribute to her friend McQueen to wear that dress.
Oh Serena NOOOOoooooo… Headtodesk
How does one have a married Russian fiancé when he has no intention of divorcing his wife. I find him oddly attractive.
Love the dress as art & not wearable fashion but Naomi can pull it off…however the face is horrendous.
The inside ugly always finds a way to show itself on the outside pretty
Naomi’s russian fiance/sugar-daddy is basically Bart Bass. Tell me I’m not the only one who sees the resemblance.
Whoa! That’s a McQueen? 😮 What a contrast from Catherine’s wedding dress which was also a McQueen. I’m not sure what the McQueen label is about. Maybe it depends on the designer? Like Sarah Burton did the dress, but did she also do Naomi’s dress?
Bob Mackie meets “Wild Kingdom”.
Vladamir is one hot piece and thats my 2 cents.
Serena’s dress … words fail me! :O
Naomi’s face … words fail me (again)!
What happened to the poor girl’s face?
The russian is really really good looking!
I love Edward Norton!!!!!!
*bats eyes*
Naomi look like she had a fight w’ swarm of piranha and survive to tell the tale at the Met ball gala.
Hot mess! Didn’t think it was possible, but the helmet hair bangs trauma is actually worse than the gown. And BAD makeup, frosted eye shadow?!
Hilarious AND hideous!
I keep coming back to this post thinking I won’t laugh when I see Naomi since some of you are claiming that she looks great.
I will admit that although I thought Serena’s dress was okay at first, now its a NO.
Naomi’s face-Years ago my Mummy tried to convince an 11yo me that my cousin’s family’s Christmas party was not a grand, dress-up affair but a simple one. I was determined to wear my green and red dress with the velvet bodice, full organza skirt and slip underneath with the plaid glittery bow that tied in the back and my dress shoes. When I arrived at the party and saw everyone in t-shirts and jeans I was (and still am) convinced that they all stopped what they were doing to stare at, whisper and perhaps laugh at me and my out-of-place wardrobe (even though I knew I looked cute and thought they should just be impressed) that’s EXACTLY how my face looked…I know that look Naomi. That was the day I started listening to my Mummy.
Naomi’s dress-she looks like she got in a cat fight with her married, Russian fiance’s wife and when they finally managed to pull the zhenshchina off of her, this was all that was left of the dress! LOL! I need to bookmark this page! Kudos to her though for 1-paying tribute to McQueen like this and 2-not assaulting any of the amused onlookers.