Fergie in white lace Marchesa: the absolute cracked-out bridal worst?

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Fergie’s dress is just LAYERS OF WRONG. It’s all so bad I even had to ask CB to look at the photos to see if I was overreacting to it. WHO DOES THIS? Who puts on a cheap-looking David’s Bridal lace wedding dress and walks the ferquing MET GALA RED CARPET?!?

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Oh, it’s Marchesa. That makes sense. Seriously, this is some Miss Havisham crap. This says to the world, “I’m crazy, and this seemed like a good idea after I did shots of tequila in between hits from the crack pipe.” That’s what Fergie’s face looks like too. Whatever tweaking she had done has been undone, or so it seems.

Josh Duhamel looks over it too. I wish I could say more, but at this point, I’m speechless.

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76 Responses to “Fergie in white lace Marchesa: the absolute cracked-out bridal worst?”

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  1. David says:

    What is up with her face??

  2. silken_floss says:

    I’m more interested in Kerry Washington’s fierce mint green gown in the 1st pic

  3. Vivi says:

    WHAT THE HELL IS ON TOP OF HER HEAD?!?!!

  4. Brassy says:

    It suits her. It’s trashy.

  5. Alex says:

    Her hair makes it cracked-out bridal worst. With a nice, smooth up-do the dress wouldn’t be half bad.

  6. baby says:

    i dunno i dont think its all that bad? is it wrong that i kind of like the dress and i think she looks good here (normally i think she looks like hell)? does that make me a crackhead? lol.

  7. tanya says:

    O.M.G. What in the…?!?

    I just can’t this early…

  8. brin says:

    LOL….”Miss Havisham crap”! That says it all!

  9. Marjalane says:

    Maybe it was her husbands birthday and she allowed him to pick out her dress. It damn sure looks like a hooker/stripper bridal fantasy frock. I understand he enjoys that sort of thing.

  10. Laura says:

    Her face is so jacked… she should stop f***ing with it!

  11. embertine says:

    What the ever-loving f***? I love her, but girl, no. Just no.

    She looks like something from those tacky gypsy weddings.

  12. tracking says:

    This is a woman who does not understand her body type. I don’t actually dislike the ensemble in itself–very Midsummers Night Dream-y–but only a Gisele could pull this off. It needed to be on a delicate-featured, willowy woman. On a short, curvy woman with big faux knockers and a faux tan, and no innate elegance whatsoever, it’s horrifying.

  13. mln76 says:

    Worse than an ugly dress it looks poorly made, like a wedding dress you find in the bin at Goodwill.

  14. junipergreen says:

    As soon as I saw that, and before reading any of this, I was like, “Why is she in a wedding dress??”

    terrible.

    Her face is jacked. Looks like she can hardly move it, too.

  15. Angie says:

    I’d like it in a different color.

  16. Vee says:

    Tragic!

  17. Lindy says:

    A) Marchesa has jumped the shark
    B) Even when Marchesa is not making cheap poly-machine lace crap, Fergie is not a Marchesa kind of gal
    C) I think I may actually feel kind of sorry for this poor chick. This just screams sadness.

  18. padiddle says:

    Hey, I got my wedding dress at David’s Bridal 🙁

    Even my on sale wedding dress looks better than that Marchesa. Jeez.

  19. Sassy says:

    Runaway bride? Um, FAIL.

  20. TXCinderella says:

    What the hell? Is this a nod to the Royal Wedding or what? She looks ridiculous.

  21. brin says:

    Maybe she got to the Filene’s Basement bridal sale too late and that was the only dress left.

  22. Wicked SteppMom says:

    Duuuuude…hack off the train & this looks exactly like a dress my mother wore regularly in the 80’s. And #12 Tracking: It didn’t look great on my delicate-featured, willowy mother either.

  23. Emily says:

    LMFAO! It’s TOTALLY Miss Havisham! Either she’s back on meth, or, well, that’s the only explanation. Josh looks good though. And ready to find a new, less plastic and crazy wife.

  24. mia girl says:

    There are some things in life I am not meant to comprehend. Exhibit A – Fergie at the Met Gala

    BTW @Marjalane Very funny!

  25. blah says:

    I am really sad. I can’t believe that after a glorious Royal Style week-end we are back again on this crap. There’s no class or style in what I have seen so far about this celebrated epic Fashion event. Crappy dresses on cheap celebs. Air-kissing and fake smiles. Sad.

  26. arock says:

    she picks up where mariah carey left off.

  27. blah says:

    With reference to this girl, well, it’s Snookie at the Met.

  28. marge says:

    Bride of Frankenstein, the second, younger wife that is

  29. guesty says:

    Bridal worst.

  30. Sarah says:

    Bunch of judgmental bitches. That dress is gorgeous. Probably not for that event but it’s a gorgeous dress. Her hair and face look very off but I love the dress.

    and @padiddle, I got mine at David’s too and there is nothing wrong with that.

  31. Judy says:

    She looks like a cheap porn star and her face is bizarre. Not a fan but know many of you are.

  32. dorothy says:

    Looks like she got confused and shopped in the bridal department.

  33. Roxy75 says:

    bad bronzer

  34. Qq says:

    Orange Haysus Xavier Wrapped in Tacky Tulle Christ!

    This chick is Hard on the eyes…. And than there is bunk ass Marchessa…gah

  35. OtherChris says:

    Dolly Parton called. She’d like her dress and boobs back. She said you can keep the ratty hair, though.

  36. NancyMan says:

    She is a fright.. But, I still think Josh is hot!

  37. Lala11_7 says:

    @Sarah made my FRIGGIN’ DAY with THAT comment!!!

    HERE…HERE!!!

  38. Cheyenne says:

    Looks like something off Kleinfeld’s discount rack.

  39. Mairead says:

    Quick, get it back to the Dynasty wardrobe dept. before they notice!

  40. You don't say says:

    Why do people think that looking like an umpa loompa is attractive. The dress is unfortunate.

  41. Az says:

    Marchesa is on the list of things for which I blame Harvey Weinstein. (#1 is Project Runway’s move to Lifetime and the ensuing suckage that resulted. I watched the Christian Siriano season the other day and it is heartbreaking how much that show sucks now.) As for Fergie, there is no fix for methface so she needs to stop.

  42. Why is she posing like that? She honestly looks like a linebacker or a body builder. Pretty dress on the wrong body.

  43. TeeTee says:

    no thank you, just NO!

  44. kazoo says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    but. i do love her headband. a lot.

  45. NoFrank says:

    I remember reading an article about the bridal industry that said that the more lace and spangles and froufrou you see on a bridal gown, the cheaper the gown usually is, because for someone who grew up poor, in a low-income area, that kind of stuff says “expensive”. The simple, well-cut gowns out of good fabric are the expensive ones.

    When I saw the pic of Fergie in this dress, the first thing I thought was “Well, the fancy gowns are the cheap ones.”

  46. leena says:

    they both have a coke sweat goin on

  47. original kate says:

    bad dress, hideous color, stupid headband thingy and all piled on top of a sweaty orange meth-face…of course it’s bad.

  48. Deven says:

    What is hell is wrong with her?

  49. Kiska says:

    Her face scares me. She no longer has facial movement. Frozen duck face

  50. buguiii says:

    Dear Fergie… the church is on the corner hahahaha…

  51. serena says:

    The worst dress till now.

  52. bagladey says:

    Josh looks sweaty, and he and Fergie both look low-budget on this red carpet.

  53. Ari says:

    He looks totally hot with his five-finger forehead. She looks absolutely atrocious.

  54. Janna says:

    It suits her persona. Hate the hair thing.

  55. Sakyiwaa says:

    well, it does sorta look like a wedding dress… but i like beady dresses… or whatever’s giving it that extra sparkle.

  56. Tia C says:

    tracking (#12) summed it up perfectly.

    Fergie’s 15 minutes were up LONNNNNG ago. She needs to go away now. Far, far away.

  57. Hakura says:

    I’ll for pageantry, & am an admitted sparkle addict, drawn into anything with a sequin or rhinestone. BUT. This just isn’t doing it for me.

    It’s just too much… Messy looking. But I could get PASSED that, if not for her face

  58. victoria says:

    why do tiny girls insist on the giant fake tits? they look practically shrink-wrapped into that dress and make her look fat and dumpy which i’m sure she’s not.

  59. Stubbylove says:

    “You can take the girl out of the white trash, but you can’t take…” well you all know how it goes…

  60. Amanda G says:

    Why is she wearing a wedding dress? And she somehow managed to even make her boobs look bad?

  61. Amy says:

    As soon as I saw the pictures on People, I thought to myself, “Well I’m glad Kate Middleton chose to pass on this dress!”

    But yeah don’t knock David’s Bridal too hard. Some cute dresses there I’ve worn myself. 😉

  62. melinda says:

    It reminds me of my Bridal Barbie’s dress from the 80’s. Plastic, shiny terrible. It’s just so bad.

  63. Ron says:

    The corpse bride would take a pass on this dress. Worst dress of the year so far.

  64. feebee says:

    Oh dear….

  65. mrsezc says:

    Could she be pregnant?? She looks like “morning” sickness tired!! There is not enough makeup in the world to make that look go away!!!

  66. Tim Whatley says:

    She looks like Mark Hamill. not a good look.

  67. Shoe_Lover says:

    she may have tweaked her face but it actually looks better now like she corrected the bad surgery she had

  68. Lady Satan says:

    If this were any colour but white it would work.

    Oh, and minus the overdone shoulder applique work and Fergie’s awful hair with the Dollar Store headband.

  69. Camille says:

    It looks like one of those tacky wedding dresses from the 80’s ala Dynasty style. Freakin awful.

    I bet Jessica Simpson sees this and then immediately wants it for her wedding dress. 😆

  70. jemshoes says:

    I think I’ll have to take back my previous comment from last week about Fergie’s 2011 face being OK / not too bad … because if this is what it looks like after the plastic surgery has settled, then it’s not OK and it looks very bad! Her expression looks tortured. And her husband just looks … absent (very much like how Ashton Kutcher looks standing next to Demi these days). The dress might have worked if it had been in a different colour with no frou-frou train, and also if it had been one size bigger for Fergie / Fergie’s bust.

  71. SoCal says:

    Her face is all that I can see…what dress?

  72. mary simon says:

    tinfoil mermaid.

  73. Ur Favorite Bartender says:

    LOL at the judgemental bitches comment.. gee for a second there I thought this site had the word bitchy in it hmmm

    As far as I care fergie can rock whatever fugly looks she wants- look at who she’s boning 😀 nough said!

  74. Newbie says:

    I LMAO at ALL of these comments! Brilliant. Truly! I have no comment on this because there is nothing to add.

  75. Nikki says:

    GROSS. Absolutely hideous: the outdated wedding gown, the blah hair, the bad fake tan, the over-surgerized face. And what is Josh’s suit made of, pleather? Good Lord, the two of them are just embarrassing. And has anyone ever noticed that Fergie never, EVER changes her hairstyle? I mean literally never. It’s bizarre. All celebrities change up their hairstyles, but not Fergie.

  76. LBeees says:

    It’s so sad. Her face looks frozen.

    Now instead of looking *better*, she just looks *older*.

    It’s like Fergie and MFox, both, they get allll this work done. And when you look head-on its like, okay yeah your face looks tight. That’s a nice nose you’ve got.

    But put them next to their husbands and they just look obviously all sorts of wrong. It’s like putting a ‘toxed face next to a ‘normal’ face just highlights how strange the surgeries make you look.

    Josh is looking amazing and Fergie should stop tweaking her face so they can look good together. Does any of that make sense?